jesus
abe lincoln
carrie nation
dorothy parker
janis joplin
hemingway
phil hartman
james thurber
bucky fuller
frank zappa
laura nyro
bob marley
mark twain

Krantzstone and Ender1978
EXCELLENT lists!! What a Party if all could attend! Although, I must say I think I could do without Malcolm X.

Personally, I think a small soiree with Franklin, John Adams, Jefferson, Madison, and Lincoln (since he is the only President to preside over a country as divided as we are now) would be the ticket for me. I would love to hear their opinions on today's political/national situation.

Jesus Christ. Think how funny he would be at a party. And you would never run out of booze. Ben Farklin or Abe Lincoln would be a hoot too.

mick

Johnny Cash
Kris Kristofferson
and
Willie Nelson would bring the green

midlifecrisis

Forgot one:

Richard Feynman

That was number 1 on my list, although the conversation may tend to trail off into bongo playing and Tuva throat singing. Heehee.

Although I would like to ahold of Jebus. Shake the truth out of him. :D

Here's my list:

Stalin and Lenin
Mao Tse Tung
Lao Tzu
FDR
Irwin Rommel
Manfred von Richtofen aka The Red Baron (just to find out who killed the bastard)
Marx and Engels
Julius Caeser
Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr (just to watch them get in a fight)
Teddy Roosevelt
Richard Nixon
Churchill
Sam Adams
Emperor Hirohito
Tolkien
Elvis

and last but not least...

GOD! Just like any good father, he'd make his son do all the work!

"Boy! Getcher ass over here boy! Make Tolkien some of yer good shiat! He ain't close to farked up yet!"

John Wayne and Johnny Cash too!

Winston Churchhill-Single Malt Scotch
Jim Morrison- Wild Turkey

I'd like to have a drink with God.


Oh wait, God is a fictional character...... So i'll settle for Charlton Heston acting as God.

Jesus
Mohammad
Siddhartha
Einstein
Lincoln
Marat
Asimov
Herbert, Frank
Marx
Smith, Adam
Tesla
Machiavelli
Mark Twain

I'm greedy. I also wish more women were on my list. Ok, so I'll add:

Virgin Mary - so we can give her a polygraph test ;)

To all you who want to drink w/ Jesus Farkers,

Why would you want to drink with Jesus? He'll just turn the wine into blood. Yeccchh!

Correction RunningJoke, Free Blood.

John Coltrane and Igor Stravinsky.
Two musical giants in their own right.

Aspasia, because any woman that can attend symposia, buy herself out of slavery, and capture the permanent attention of Pericles has gotta be a pretty damn cool chica.

Barring that? My grandfather. He died before we ever could.

johnny cash

No one.

I drink alone.

I'd like to drink wine with JFK. Then I'd poison his wine and he'd die the horrible death he deserved. I think he didn't suffer as much as he should, the druggie bastard.

I'd drink with that serial killer/cannibal who would only eat women's vaginas. That way I'd be safe and get to talk to someone who pwns with the ladies!

Warren Zevon.

Hemingway. Duke sucks.

Charles Manson, no, Marylin Monroe, no, Marylin Manson, no...

I'm so confused.

Ben Franklin. Seems like a cool dude. :-)

Great ideas farkers.

I would love to sit down and drink with Nikola Tesla. I'd love to see what wicked electrical toys he'd drag out while he's got a good beer buzz going.

engineer geek

Lenny Bruce, Thomas Jefferson and Lao Tzu, all at the same table with a translator.

Eric Cantona

Alexander the Great. Not sure anyone would have more stories of kicking ass and taking names.

People I've had drinks with: Robert Kennedy Jr., Beck Weathers (Everest Survivor), and former South African President F.W. DeClerq

Oscar Wilde
Adam Weishaupt
James Joyce

Eric the Red, cause, you know, vikings, mead, longboat regattas, it would be a good party. Also, my whole doofy danish family claims we're related to him. I think all Danes say that.

And Marie Curie. I would love to ask her about her life as a famous scientist in an era where women got no respect.

Will Shakespere, which needs no explanation. Read me some sonnets, biatch!

Eddie Izzard

Oh wait, you said HISTORICAL, I thought you said HYSTERICAL.

have to add Marie Leveaux, Voodoo queen, cause I saw it on someone else's list, and she would be fascinating!

And Leo Da Vinci because he's so mysterious.

are you drinkin with me jesus
I can't see you very clear
are you drinkin with me jesus
won't you by a friend a beer.

should we take a cab home jesus
shiat man we can hoof it from here.
I know you can walk on water
but can you walk on this much beer


(Mojo Nixon and The Toad Liquors (Jello Biafra))

hmmm, if ben franklin was busy, i'd have to go with homer simpson.

Eleanor of Aquitaine and Dorothy Parker, at the same table.

Here are the guys I'd like to drink with:

Thomas Jefferson
Voltaire
Isaac Newton
Aristotle
Ovid (Roman poet, author of the Metamorphoses and Art of Love)
Alexandre Dumas
Dr. John Dee
Aleister Crowley
Homer (the poet, not the Simpsons character)
Miyamoto Musashi
Genghis Khan (see if he really likes Twinkies)
John Locke
Ludwig von Mises
H.P. Lovecraft
Cornelius Vanderbilt
Nikola Tesla
Nicolo Paganini
Clarence Leo Fender
Brian Kernighan
Dennis Ritchie
Linus Torvalds

My lady suggested the following...

Erzebet Bathory
Vlad "the Impaler" Tepes
Adam Weishaupt
Catherine the Great of Russia
Messalina
Sappho
Gregor Mendel
Charles Darwin
Hammurabi

Bea Arthur

Ghenghis Khan.

Ghenghis very much enjoys Twinkies because of the excellent sugar rush. Not only that, but along with most of Asia and part of Europe, he totally annihiliated Oshman's sporting goods.

Whoah.

FatElvisClone : "Abe went down in only one shot..."

Thats why I said Grigori Rasputin. That man wouldn't die no matter what they did to him. Got to respect those people in society that just won't give up.

Never realized that actors were historical. Always just thought of them as entertainers.

Homer Simpson..... pour me a Duff Moe!

How about dead/alive/drunk reunion with John Holmes and Traci Lords? She's legal now, you can film it AND keep it.

Come on, guys. No mention of Lenny Bruce? He made Howard Stern possible. Not to mention Carlin, Chris Rock, Denis Leary, and Sam Kinison.

GWB, get him drunk and toss him in a river.

Richard M. Nixon

"How sweet it is!" - Jackie Gleason

He's thought to have spent more money on booze than anyone else in history and he knew how to throw a damned good party.

Modern Drunkard Magazine

Churchill

Whiskey after breakfast
Champagne with lunch and dinner
Coniac and/or Brandy after dinner

The conversations... priceless.

Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy. I'd get him really tanked on vodka martini's until he passes out and toss him into a river and watch his fat arse drown.

Phil Hartman /obvious
His impressions would have me in tears in laughter.

RIP Phil.

Historial choices: Patton, Churchill and Einstein.

Marilyn Monroe (ive had a major woman crush on her...Id probably try to kiss her)
Benjamin Franklin
David Bowie in the late 70s. Id try to jump in the sack with him.