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(Daily Star)   Ten percent of Brits think David Cameron is an alien. The other 90 percent haven't heard of him   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 31
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2012-06-01 09:15:42 AM
Well, at least they don't think he's a secret Kenyan, Muslim socialist.
 
2012-06-01 10:08:30 AM
totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-01 10:10:07 AM
he might not be an alien, but he's definitely a c*nt.
 
2012-06-01 10:14:06 AM
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-06-01 10:15:30 AM
He was dreamy in The Partridge Family.
 
2012-06-01 10:16:24 AM

ChipNASA: [totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com image 401x271]


False.

i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-06-01 10:17:06 AM
Perhaps they watch "Ancient Aliens," and believe that the "fallen angels" of the Bible were actually astronauts that got left behind, because they couldn't leave the daughters of men alone. Furthermore, they may also posit that these astronauts have been here for thousands of years, pulling the strings of people like David Cameron (dnrtfa), and that is why governments have no interest in investigating "alien" sightings - it would give them away.

Brits may also be expecting a fake "alien invasion" later this year. Is it really an invasion if they've been here all along?
 
2012-06-01 10:19:24 AM

LadyBelgara: ChipNASA: [totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com image 401x271]

False.

[i.chzbgr.com image 401x271]


Well we'll just see about THAT

images.wikia.com
 
2012-06-01 10:23:08 AM
ONE in ten Brits believe that Prime Minister David Cameron could be an alien living on earth, according to a survey... The research... was released to mark the launch of the new Men in Black video game.

Translation: One in ten Brits have a sense of humor and were willing to have a go at the Tory leader.
 
2012-06-01 10:23:11 AM

ChipNASA: LadyBelgara: ChipNASA: [totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com image 401x271]

False.

[i.chzbgr.com image 401x271]

Well we'll just see about THAT

[images.wikia.com image 600x450]


YOU FOOL! Orange flares only make the Lizard People stronger! You've doomed us all!
 
2012-06-01 10:25:24 AM
Didn't he direct 'Titanic'?
 
2012-06-01 10:30:29 AM

LadyBelgara: ChipNASA: LadyBelgara: ChipNASA: [totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com image 401x271]

False.

[i.chzbgr.com image 401x271]

Well we'll just see about THAT

[images.wikia.com image 600x450]

YOU FOOL! Orange flares only make the Lizard People stronger! You've doomed us all!

Lizard People?

They're called "The Gorn" people! They have a rich back history!

/Sheesh!
 
2012-06-01 10:31:35 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: LadyBelgara: ChipNASA: LadyBelgara: ChipNASA: [totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com image 401x271]

False.

[i.chzbgr.com image 401x271]

Well we'll just see about THAT

[images.wikia.com image 600x450]

YOU FOOL! Orange flares only make the Lizard People stronger! You've doomed us all!

Lizard People? They're called "The Gorn" people! They have a rich back history!

/Sheesh!


Shhhh! You'll blow their cover on Earth!
 
2012-06-01 10:34:17 AM

LadyBelgara: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: LadyBelgara: ChipNASA: LadyBelgara: ChipNASA: [totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com image 401x271]

False.

[i.chzbgr.com image 401x271]

Well we'll just see about THAT

[images.wikia.com image 600x450]

YOU FOOL! Orange flares only make the Lizard People stronger! You've doomed us all!

Lizard People? They're called "The Gorn" people! They have a rich back history!

/Sheesh!

Shhhh! You'll blow their cover on Earth!


You mean the UK Conservative Party? It was blown the minute that Margaret Thatcher ate that baby on the floor of the House of Commons back in '82.
 
2012-06-01 10:38:32 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: LadyBelgara: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: LadyBelgara: ChipNASA: LadyBelgara: ChipNASA: [totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com image 401x271]

False.

[i.chzbgr.com image 401x271]

Well we'll just see about THAT

[images.wikia.com image 600x450]

YOU FOOL! Orange flares only make the Lizard People stronger! You've doomed us all!

Lizard People? They're called "The Gorn" people! They have a rich back history!

/Sheesh!

Shhhh! You'll blow their cover on Earth!

You mean the UK Conservative Party? It was blown the minute that Margaret Thatcher ate that baby on the floor of the House of Commons back in '82.


You know who else liked to rule with an Iron Fist?!?!?!?
 
2012-06-01 10:44:25 AM

ChipNASA: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: LadyBelgara: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: LadyBelgara: ChipNASA: LadyBelgara: ChipNASA: [totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com image 401x271]

False.

[i.chzbgr.com image 401x271]

Well we'll just see about THAT

[images.wikia.com image 600x450]

YOU FOOL! Orange flares only make the Lizard People stronger! You've doomed us all!

Lizard People? They're called "The Gorn" people! They have a rich back history!

/Sheesh!

Shhhh! You'll blow their cover on Earth!

You mean the UK Conservative Party? It was blown the minute that Margaret Thatcher ate that baby on the floor of the House of Commons back in '82.

You know who else liked to rule with an Iron Fist?!?!?!?


"Mistress Pain" in the movie Feltch?
 
2012-06-01 10:56:54 AM
I'm part of the percentage who thinks 'Call me Dave' is not only to be called a c*unt who can't be trusted, but also a Farking tw@.


Sure that's kinda redundant, but it depends on the company you keep.
 
2012-06-01 11:00:03 AM
Wait - fark is linking to the Daily Star now?

Seriously? If there was a step down from the Daily Mail, we just took it! Welcome to a whole new world of fail.
 
2012-06-01 11:01:04 AM
hotpiss: he might not be an alien, but he's definitely a c*nt.

Spot the guy with sense of how government and leaders work outside the cosy western world.
No he's not a c*nt, he's a nonentity - too afraid of being a called c*nt to actually make tough decisions, too young and callow to have any idea of how to present himself other than being Tony Blair Lite.
Moment I first noticed him cuddling huskies for a Green photo op I thought he was a twat. Still do.

For the record I have nothing against huskies or those who cuddle them.

Assad in Syria: that's a c*nt of a leader. The mullahs of Iran with their rapist basij militia are c*nts. The Kim dynasty of North Korea are c*nts.

Cameron wants to be popular, the nice guy.
So of course he, like every other democratic, politician doesn't tell people what they don't want to hear like: "We can't keep on borrowing money in order to make our system less competitive than China." or "Africa is full of people who are better educated, more literate and speak better English than our resentful underclass."
 
2012-06-01 11:02:59 AM
Ah, yes; the old EVIL ALIEN SERPENT PEOPLE conspiracy theory again.

Who did they poll, I wonder? David Icke followers?
 
2012-06-01 11:17:40 AM
What an alien British Prime Minister may look like:
images.wikia.com
 
2012-06-01 12:23:44 PM

ethics-gradient: hotpiss: he might not be an alien, but he's definitely a c*nt.

Spot the guy with sense of how government and leaders work outside the cosy western world.
No he's not a c*nt, he's a nonentity - too afraid of being a called c*nt to actually make tough decisions, too young and callow to have any idea of how to present himself other than being Tony Blair Lite.
Moment I first noticed him cuddling huskies for a Green photo op I thought he was a twat. Still do.

For the record I have nothing against huskies or those who cuddle them.

Assad in Syria: that's a c*nt of a leader. The mullahs of Iran with their rapist basij militia are c*nts. The Kim dynasty of North Korea are c*nts.

Cameron wants to be popular, the nice guy.
So of course he, like every other democratic, politician doesn't tell people what they don't want to hear like: "We can't keep on borrowing money in order to make our system less competitive than China." or "Africa is full of people who are better educated, more literate and speak better English than our resentful underclass."


Pish and nonsense. Commentators on the Guardian website regularly assure me that "Call me Dave" is not the Tory-wet, product of his upbringing, bit of a dip-shiat you and I mistake him for; but in fact leads the most right wing party since Thatcher, Reagan, Genghis Khan and Hitler all met up in a Dusseldorf leather bar to celebrate Leo Strauss's birthday.
 
2012-06-01 12:28:24 PM

turboke: What an alien British Prime Minister may look looks like:
[images.wikia.com image 640x365]


FTF Russell Davies

//good eye there, turboke
 
2012-06-01 12:31:49 PM
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-01 02:20:33 PM
t1.gstatic.com

RIP Cameron Diaz.
 
2012-06-01 02:22:10 PM
www.nndb.com

RIP Candace Cameron.
 
2012-06-01 02:24:56 PM
dtdstudios.com

RIP, banana.
 
2012-06-01 02:42:35 PM
www.petrafiles.com

R.I.P., myrrh
 
2012-06-01 05:23:04 PM

ethics-gradient: hotpiss: he might not be an alien, but he's definitely a c*nt.

Spot the guy with sense of how government and leaders work outside the cosy western world.
No he's not a c*nt, he's a nonentity - too afraid of being a called c*nt to actually make tough decisions, too young and callow to have any idea of how to present himself other than being Tony Blair Lite.
Moment I first noticed him cuddling huskies for a Green photo op I thought he was a twat. Still do.

For the record I have nothing against huskies or those who cuddle them.

Assad in Syria: that's a c*nt of a leader. The mullahs of Iran with their rapist basij militia are c*nts. The Kim dynasty of North Korea are c*nts.

Cameron wants to be popular, the nice guy.
So of course he, like every other democratic, politician doesn't tell people what they don't want to hear like: "We can't keep on borrowing money in order to make our system less competitive than China." or "Africa is full of people who are better educated, more literate and speak better English than our resentful underclass."


No, he really is a c*unt.
 
2012-06-01 10:48:16 PM

Burchill: ethics-gradient: hotpiss: he might not be an alien, but he's definitely a c*nt.

Spot the guy with sense of how government and leaders work outside the cosy western world.
No he's not a c*nt, he's a nonentity - too afraid of being a called c*nt to actually make tough decisions, too young and callow to have any idea of how to present himself other than being Tony Blair Lite.
Moment I first noticed him cuddling huskies for a Green photo op I thought he was a twat. Still do.

For the record I have nothing against huskies or those who cuddle them.

Assad in Syria: that's a c*nt of a leader. The mullahs of Iran with their rapist basij militia are c*nts. The Kim dynasty of North Korea are c*nts.

Cameron wants to be popular, the nice guy.
So of course he, like every other democratic, politician doesn't tell people what they don't want to hear like: "We can't keep on borrowing money in order to make our system less competitive than China." or "Africa is full of people who are better educated, more literate and speak better English than our resentful underclass."

No, he really is a c*unt.


Given some of the crap he has said and not to mention his derpiness during the phone-hacking trial, he basically is.
 
2012-06-01 11:32:19 PM

ChipNASA: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: LadyBelgara: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: LadyBelgara: ChipNASA: LadyBelgara: ChipNASA: [totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com image 401x271]

False.

[i.chzbgr.com image 401x271]

Well we'll just see about THAT

[images.wikia.com image 600x450]

YOU FOOL! Orange flares only make the Lizard People stronger! You've doomed us all!

Lizard People? They're called "The Gorn" people! They have a rich back history!

/Sheesh!

Shhhh! You'll blow their cover on Earth!

You mean the UK Conservative Party? It was blown the minute that Margaret Thatcher ate that baby on the floor of the House of Commons back in '82.

You know who else liked to rule with an Iron Fist?!?!?!?


Luke Cage?
 
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