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		Congratulations on finishing the marathon. Here's your penis (metro.co.uk)		33
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FirstNationalBastard		2012-06-01 09:32:17 AM

What, is it detachable?

Mugato		2012-06-01 10:18:02 AM

Someone's got cock on the brain to see a penis out of that.

fireclown		2012-06-01 10:44:22 AM

In before the runner hate.

/s'up MCSTYMIE?

LadyBelgara		2012-06-01 10:47:06 AM

Mugato: Someone's got cock on the brain to see a penis out of that.

apoptotic		2012-06-01 10:48:16 AM

Is it supposed to look like a whistle? Because it looks like a whistle.

JohnCarter		2012-06-01 10:49:13 AM

So...what shape were they actually going for there? If not the penis, what was hoped for?

hugram		2012-06-01 10:49:49 AM

FirstNationalBastard: What, is it detachable?

They were trying to sell it to him for $22 but he offered $17.

hungryghost		2012-06-01 10:50:49 AM

Benjimin_Dover		2012-06-01 10:50:52 AM

He said: 'It is too early to say whether there will be a redesign of a medal for 2013.'

Next year they should design it so that the 2012 medal fits inside the 2013 one.

kimwim		2012-06-01 10:51:55 AM

LinkFirstNationalBastard: What, is it detachable?

man metaphysical		2012-06-01 11:05:25 AM

Soooooo gay

probesport		2012-06-01 11:07:35 AM

That's unbelievable

WHOAH!

mightybaldking		2012-06-01 11:08:03 AM

Some people just have teh pen0r on the brain.

Really folks. How old are you? 12.

Mock26		2012-06-01 11:09:00 AM

Fail. Even before seeing hungryghost's post I could tell that the medal was designed to display the "emf" logo. That the author of the article would deliberately mislead the public is unbelievable.

filter		2012-06-01 11:09:20 AM

Looks like a cock, only smaller.

Mr.Tangent		2012-06-01 11:13:02 AM

Slow news day. Would never have thought penis if someone didn't say penis. Penis.

kimwim		2012-06-01 11:13:54 AM

mightybaldking: Some people just have teh pen0r on the brain.

Really folks. How old are you? 12.

First thing that came to my mind! I'm 12!

/not really
//not really 12
///I love slashies!!

Ivo Shandor		2012-06-01 11:22:47 AM

apoptotic: Is it supposed to look like a whistle? Because it looks like a meat whistle.

Fapinator		2012-06-01 11:36:56 AM

Mine doesn't have any writing on it at all.

But I used to know this guy who had a tattoo on his that said "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day."

AbsentFriends		2012-06-01 12:27:33 PM

Dick move, race organizers. Dick move.

wambu		2012-06-01 12:51:50 PM

Girthy, but short.

wantingout		2012-06-01 01:11:05 PM

hooray! so non-news articles about bullshiat are being written by people with middle-school maturity levels. DUMB.

hawnkane86		2012-06-01 01:22:38 PM

uh oh the attendance is going to drop next year because of this....

Nogale		2012-06-01 01:31:02 PM

*Snert*

Is the time-engraving service included in the marathon fee, or are participants expected to take care of it themselves?

Edinburgh seems like a verrry hilly city for a marathon....

Nogale		2012-06-01 01:33:31 PM

hawnkane86: uh oh the attendance is going to drop next year because of this....

I would expect participation to rise because of it. This year's throbbing, pulsating crowd of 23,000 runners will become engorged by a few thousand, lengthening the start time considerably.

hammettman		2012-06-01 01:38:07 PM

Where does one have to place to get the vagina?

Jument		2012-06-01 02:03:18 PM

TFA is stupid. Yes, it kinda looks a tiny bit like a penis if you look at it from the back and use your inner 12 yo boy imagination on it. Big farking deal.

Oreamnos		2012-06-01 02:23:54 PM

I think the Jacksonville breast cancer marathon medal is far worse:

http://runitfast.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/262-With-Donna-Marath o n-2012-Jacksonville-Florida.jpg

tennyson		2012-06-01 02:33:26 PM

Nogale: Is the time-engraving service included in the marathon fee, or are participants expected to take care of it themselves?

You gotta buy it yourself. There's often a stand that'll do it right there in the post-race recovery/celebration area. Some of them even come hooked in to the official race results: they tap in your number and the rest (name, splits, etc) get engraved.

Five Tails of Fury		2012-06-01 04:46:20 PM

Why would I want to be given a penis at the end of a marathon? Hell, I can barely move after five miles, I wouldn't be able to do anything with the damn thing for at least a few hours.