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(Headline News TV)   Helpful hint for aspiring murderers: If you're thinking of killing someone in their sleep, it's probably not a great idea to do it immediately after googling "ways to kill people in their sleep"   (hlntv.com) divider line 49
    More: Florida, Facebook, nancy grace, Facebook Messages, strangling, murders, Nicole Okrzesik  
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2012-06-01 08:54:29 AM
What if it's a spouse that snores?
 
2012-06-01 08:59:11 AM
I wish some national security or law enforcement agency would look at my google search history. I'd like to see their reaction to gems such as: "how to role play rape and make it seem more real."
 
2012-06-01 09:09:43 AM
NOW you tell me.
 
2012-06-01 09:12:36 AM
What a shame... she was such a Mensch.
 
2012-06-01 09:14:13 AM
Court documents allege that 32-year-old James Ayers and 23-year-old Nicole Okrzesik discussed killing Juliana Mensch and argued over what to do with her body online and in text messages after authorities believe the teen was asphyxiated in the early hours of March 24. Mensch's decomposing body was found under a pile of clothing in the apartment five days later.

I can tell you what notto do with the body.

Okrzesik claimed Ayers choked Mensch, who had been sleeping on the floor, "until she was dead and stopped moving" to steal her money so they could buy drugs and "get high."

Why not just steal the money? What the fark was the point of killing her? She might tell the cops? A small time theft charge has to be preferable to dealing with a dead body and a murder charge.
 
2012-06-01 09:16:44 AM
Those two are seriously fu(ked up.
 
2012-06-01 09:17:17 AM

HotWingConspiracy: Why not just steal the money? What the fark was the point of killing her? She might tell the cops? A small time theft charge has to be preferable to dealing with a dead body and a murder charge


Something tells me we aren't dealing with geniuses here. My 11 yr-old knows not to leave a search trail.
 
2012-06-01 09:17:42 AM
It is saddening to read the words of someone too ignorant to know they are plotting their own undoing.

"Whats on those rags that make people pass out"

Like, type my answer real fast, Google-Guy.
 
2012-06-01 09:18:32 AM
pssh, google...
i already know how to do that from watchng 'grosse pointe blank'

/the poisonous goo on a string method is highly effective if you wait until the target is in very deep sleep
 
2012-06-01 09:22:38 AM
What a couple wastes of flesh. No trial required. Take the both of them to the beach at low tide, and bury them up to their necks, facing each other, at the waterline. Circle some chairs for the deceased's family to witness the spectacle. Pull up a cooler of beers, and enjoy watching them go through denial, anger, acceptance, terror...over and over until they die.
 
2012-06-01 09:23:43 AM
If you don't want to be killed in your sleep, then don't go to sleep! What happened to personal responsibility in all this.

In other news, hang out with murderers - get murdered. It's pretty simple.
 
2012-06-01 09:24:37 AM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-01 09:24:39 AM

divgradcurl: pssh, google...
i already know how to do that from watchng 'grosse pointe blank'

/the poisonous goo on a string method is highly effective if you wait until the target is in very deep sleep


So does a silenced 9mm.

A guide to suspicious google searches

I'm guessing that you're all guilty.
 
2012-06-01 09:25:15 AM
Ur gng 2 jail
 
2012-06-01 09:27:19 AM
I can't believe any two grown adults can be this stupid.
 
2012-06-01 09:27:56 AM
Shoulda done it by numbers


www.torrentsland.com
 
2012-06-01 09:31:30 AM
What about Googling "chloroform"?
 
2012-06-01 09:37:47 AM
Dum da dumb dumb
The investigating officers probably thanked them for making their job so easy.
 
2012-06-01 09:45:53 AM
Is it painful being that stupid?
 
2012-06-01 09:47:27 AM
i.imgur.com

Correct answer: water.
Also acceptable: nothing.
 
Skr
2012-06-01 09:48:26 AM
So you are saying that "pre-recall Aquadots seller" might be a bad mark against me in my search cache?


/new ones just have a bitter agent added
 
2012-06-01 09:48:46 AM

HotWingConspiracy: Why not just steal the money? What the fark was the point of killing her? She might tell the cops? A small time theft charge has to be preferable to dealing with a dead body and a murder charge.


I think this text from one of the perps:

"You held her down your guilty of murder to,"

says all you need to know about the level of intellect involved.
 
2012-06-01 09:50:46 AM

Desmo: Is it painful being that stupid?


I'm pretty sure it's the other way around.
 
2012-06-01 09:54:14 AM
"could you kill someone in their sleep and no one would think it was murder"


elektropopsicle.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-01 09:56:07 AM
I just don't understand why they killed her. farking idiots.

That said, most successful pickup line ever: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
 
2012-06-01 10:03:53 AM
Wow. I hope the woman doesn't dodge the death penalty just because she's female.
 
2012-06-01 10:07:38 AM
The affidavit states that, when interviewed by detectives on March 30, Okrzesik claimed Ayers choked Mensch, who had been sleeping on the floor, "until she was dead and stopped moving" to steal her money so they could buy drugs and "get high."

/Jesus Christ, what a waste of human dna. First of all..you fail because all you think about is getting high, and to do that, you were willing to murder an innocent girl. Then, if that's not retarded enough, you post about it on facebook, where everyone can see it, arguing about how to get rid of the body, then you just LEAVE it there for anyone to find. You both fail at life, die now please.
 
2012-06-01 10:10:03 AM
Holy balls. I know being stupid isn't a crime, but this level of dumb should add some type of surcharge onto their sentencing. Extra black mold in the cell or along those lines.
 
2012-06-01 10:13:27 AM
To be fair, during my divorce there were the odd wild thoughts of just making the crazy woman go away. Anyone who's been through an ugly divorce has these, from time to time. Even elaborate schemes to make it the perfect murder run through your head, on occasion. Anyone who tells you that they don't have these wild thoughts are lying. It's the nature of the beast.

The difference is having a wild thought and seriously considering it.

Then, there's this guy.

I don't condone murder, but anyone who's been divorced at least understands the motive.

This, not so much...

mortimer_ford: I can't believe any two grown adults can be this stupid.


Having been a bouncer, I can. Cripes, we caught a guy who had a shiv made of a sharpened spring who apparently was going to stab another guy on the dance floor. He TOLD us his clever plan while we were holding him for the police. His motive: the guy was driving his ex-girlfriend to the club. Did I mention the guy he was planning on stabbing was gay? Had brought her and HIS BOYFRIEND to the club even.

I find it fairly reassuring that most criminals are dumb as rocks, because it makes their capture and incarceration a lot easier, and it keeps them out of the general population. Be nice if we could weed them out BEFORE they hurt someone, but that is the way the system works, unfortunately...
 
2012-06-01 10:21:48 AM

Bit'O'Gristle: The affidavit states that, when interviewed by detectives on March 30, Okrzesik claimed Ayers choked Mensch, who had been sleeping on the floor, "until she was dead and stopped moving" to steal her money so they could buy drugs and "get high."

/Jesus Christ, what a waste of human dna. First of all..you fail because all you think about is getting high, and to do that, you were willing to murder an innocent girl. Then, if that's not retarded enough, you post about it on facebook, where everyone can see it, arguing about how to get rid of the body, then you just LEAVE it there for anyone to find. You both fail at life, die now please.


i mean really! couldnt they just rob a store or sell some of their property to get drugs?
but to kill that girl was totally stupid and a waste.
 
2012-06-01 10:26:10 AM

ComicBookGuy: Wow. I hope the woman doesn't dodge the death penalty just because she's female.


She's just a weak-willed woman. Her man pressured her into it. They should just let her go, and make a TV movie about her pain.

I just hope she can live despite the things that horrible man did.
 
2012-06-01 10:27:00 AM
Please let me know if anyone needs their sarcasm detector calibrated.
 
2012-06-01 10:49:10 AM
Was there face eating involved?

No, I didn't read the article, why? Should I have? It's Florida, you can just make shiat up and there's a good chance that reality is stranger than fiction.
 
2012-06-01 11:06:40 AM
I'd say that 90% of the time I am against the death penalty, but a girl is dead because these assclowns couldn't think of any way to get money for drugs short of murder. These people are literally too stupid to be allowed to live.
 
2012-06-01 11:19:16 AM

AbbeySomeone: What if it's a spouse that snores?


That's justifiable.
 
2012-06-01 11:35:06 AM

H31N0US: What a couple wastes of flesh. No trial required. Take the both of them to the beach at low tide, and bury them up to their necks, facing each other, at the waterline. Circle some chairs for the deceased's family to witness the spectacle. Pull up a cooler of beers, and enjoy watching them go through denial, anger, acceptance, terror...over and over until they die.


You sound Republican.
 
2012-06-01 11:35:39 AM

AbbeySomeone: What if it's a spouse that snores?


The Spouse that Snored
Starring a digitized Peter Sellers
 
2012-06-01 11:43:12 AM

hubiestubert: but anyone who's been divorced at least understands the motive


So you gotta look at OJ's situation. He's paying $25,000 a month in alimony, got another man driving around in his car and farking his wife in a house he's still paying the mortgage on. Now I'm not saying he should have killed her... but I understand.

www.theimproper.com
 
2012-06-01 12:17:11 PM

Green Scorpio: H31N0US: What a couple wastes of flesh. No trial required. Take the both of them to the beach at low tide, and bury them up to their necks, facing each other, at the waterline. Circle some chairs for the deceased's family to witness the spectacle. Pull up a cooler of beers, and enjoy watching them go through denial, anger, acceptance, terror...over and over until they die.

You sound Republican.


Not really. I enjoy a good buzz as much as the next liburul but I wouldn't kill anyone to get high.
 
2012-06-01 01:19:23 PM

barefoot in the head: It is saddening to read the words of someone too ignorant to know they are plotting their own undoing.

"Whats on those rags that make people pass out"

Like, type my answer real fast, Google-Guy.


I thought the same thing. But it is Floriduh. How do I know? Cause I'm surrounded by idiots.
 
2012-06-01 01:55:25 PM
i.imgur.com

Clear you browser history, people.
 
2012-06-01 02:17:10 PM
Link

Too good for 'em....
 
2012-06-01 03:39:48 PM

AbbeySomeone: What if it's a spouse that snores?


One day there will be a Fark thread about a woman who snapped and killed her husband in his sleep for snoring and/or farting. And that husband will be me. Even money it happens in the next 5 years.
 
2012-06-01 05:16:12 PM
Really, how tough is it?

1) Wait until they're asleep
2) Kill them

At the level of intellect of the subject of this thread:

1) Wait till their asleep
2) kill dem


RoyBatty: Desmo: Is it painful being that stupid?

I'm pretty sure it's the other way around.


It's stupid being painful? I don't get it.
 
2012-06-02 12:03:57 AM
The worst thing about a crime like this is the comments section on the news article. It is filled with stupid people who act like they care about the dead stranger and her family and who post these elaborate revenge fantasies against the criminals.
 
2012-06-02 05:56:44 AM

AbbeySomeone: What if it's a spouse that snores?


Make sure they die on their side. The last thing you want is a snoring ghost haunting you.
 
2012-06-02 01:43:24 PM
Snarfangel: Please let me know if anyone needs their sarcasm detector calibrated.

I'm afraid you broke mine
 
2012-06-02 08:35:06 PM

ZombiesYall: The worst thing about a crime like this is the comments section on the news article. It is filled with stupid people who act like they care about the dead stranger and her family and who post these elaborate revenge fantasies against the criminals.


Empathy, how the fark does that work?

www.funnymotivationalposters.info
 
2012-06-03 06:53:01 AM
The correct answer is CO. The trick is not making it look suspicious. With that said, it's never wise to attempt a murder.
 
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