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(Washington Times)   Wow. Just Wow. GWB was obviously the coolest President to ever hold the job   (communities.washingtontimes.com) divider line 28
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2012-06-01 09:12:08 AM
5 votes:
I don't think I've ever seen anyone so shamelessly suck a cock in public.
2012-06-01 09:39:46 AM
4 votes:
So, that's what it looks like when you beat off into a word processor.
2012-06-01 10:19:02 AM
3 votes:

Horse Dung Slick: Mr. President, we do miss you - and the class you and Mrs. Bush brought to the office; no feet on the furniture, no returning of classic busts of an historic ally, no teleprompters for press conferences, no constant blame game, and none of the continual "I' or "My" or "Me" littering every speech and revisionist history notes on White House websites.


www.truthorfiction.com
2012-06-01 10:07:11 AM
3 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-06-01 08:45:33 AM
3 votes:
media.washtimes.com

To put it in the vernacular, "Bush owned the joint!"

Obama on the other hand apparently had left his swagger at his last "black" event.
2012-06-01 10:56:16 AM
2 votes:
That's the funniest thing I've ever read.

I assume W gets naked in chapter 2?
2012-06-01 10:09:10 AM
2 votes:
Barry looked like an embarrassed teen...and a Jack Russel terrier...and Superfly....but without his usual pimp walk...because he'd left his swagger at his last "black" event...

Egad man, can you find any more incompatible portraits to lay down in the space of two paragraphs?

Once,, years ago, I was working late, it was around 11 pm I looked down from my office window, third floor, and saw a car parked directly below. Through the windshield, I saw the man in the passenger seat duck his head in to the driver's crotch.

I thought that would be the only time I ever witnessed one man fellate another, but today, I have been forced to watch it again. Behind closed doors fellas, okay, or at least out on the open highway where only truckers and those dimwits who drive "SUVs" have to watch you slob the knob.
2012-06-01 09:56:36 AM
2 votes:
Mr. President, we do miss you - and the class you and Mrs. Bush brought to the office; no feet on the furniture, no returning of classic busts of an historic ally, no teleprompters for press conferences, no constant blame game, and none of the continual "I' or "My" or "Me" littering every speech and revisionist history notes on White House websites.
2012-06-01 09:52:07 AM
2 votes:
-1 for forgetting "Hussein" in the article.


Also FTA:Kevin Jackson is the National Spokesman for TheTeaParty.net, and a best-selling author whose book Sexy Brilliance and Other Political Lies is in Barnes & Noble across the country.

Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #293,299. Yes, a best seller indeed because it's on the best sellers list. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down the list.
2012-06-01 09:09:52 AM
2 votes:
www.choosepp.net

Oh wise guy, eh? Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
2012-06-01 08:41:09 PM
1 votes:

OgreMagi:

Too bad Clinton (or his staff) weren't very gracious when they left the whitehouse. From what I read, they did some very childish things, e.g. missing keys on the computer keyboards.


I heard GWB pissed "Texas kicks ass" on the oval office carpet. I got my info the same place you did.
2012-06-01 10:37:47 AM
1 votes:

LucklessWonder: Seriously, does even unveiling a farking painting have to devolve into a mud-slinging partisan asshole-fest?


Welcome to the 21st century! Glad you could join us, here's a courtesy bag of mud and a party hat!
2012-06-01 10:30:25 AM
1 votes:
They give away copies of the Washington Times around here, they just show up on people's driveways. They don't get picked up and read, EVER. . . but the bags of paper-mush are good for the garden after they've been run over a few times.
2012-06-01 10:15:35 AM
1 votes:

Diogenes: Jackson Herring: As Bush spoke, he quipped that during the burning of the White House years ago, Dolly Madison saved George W(ashington's) portrait, and he asked that Michelle Obama do the same. Low-fat chance of that Georgey.

Ahh oh my god seriously every paragraph of this article is unbelievable

I almost feel as if we have a duty to kidnap him and put him through deprogramming. Whichever Teabagger cult got their hands on him really did a number on his noggin.


Jackson Herring: Black Tea with the Black Sphere

The Black Sphere. What you see is a sham, which is why The Black Sphere exists. The only thing that can escape the pull of gravity is sane thought. The rest is trapped, and not allowed to see the light of day. When you visit The Black Sphere, you get the truth wrapped in a blanket of humor, sarcasm, and rapier wit.


Prank Call of Cthulhu: stpauler: Also FTA:Kevin Jackson is the National Spokesman and tolken negro for TheTeaParty.net, and a best-selling author whose book Sexy Brilliance and Other Political Lies is in Barnes & Noble across the country.

FTFY.


We get it. He's black. :)
2012-06-01 10:14:15 AM
1 votes:
From the video: "What would George do?" Um get drunk and defer to Cheney.
2012-06-01 10:08:33 AM
1 votes:

Sparky The Wonder Ferret: Love this article - says it all!


BillCo: Great article.


*pointing and snickering*
2012-06-01 10:05:56 AM
1 votes:
Find: "black" -- 18 matches

We get it...
2012-06-01 10:03:57 AM
1 votes:

nekom: Serious question, all politics aside: Why did this take so long? He was first elected President over 12 years ago. Nobody could have painted him a little quicker maybe?


But there was so much brush to clear!
2012-06-01 10:03:24 AM
1 votes:
Did you know that we have a BLACK president?!
2012-06-01 10:03:23 AM
1 votes:
i219.photobucket.com
2012-06-01 09:59:28 AM
1 votes:

stpauler: -1 for forgetting "Hussein" in the article.


Also FTA:Kevin Jackson is the National Spokesman for TheTeaParty.net, and a best-selling author whose book Sexy Brilliance and Other Political Lies is in Barnes & Noble across the country.

Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #293,299. Yes, a best seller indeed because it's on the best sellers list. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down the list.


Maybe they mean his other book The BIG Black Lie: How I Learned The Truth About The Democrat Party Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,100,086 in Books Nope guess not.
2012-06-01 09:56:53 AM
1 votes:
Make sure to work the balls and shaft too Kevin.
2012-06-01 09:20:40 AM
1 votes:
Utterly shameless. It would hurt me to write something so fawning and servile.
2012-06-01 09:10:10 AM
1 votes:
Wow, how pathetic. The author, I mean. He's like an aged cheerleader seeing her schoolgirl crush, projecting all her old feelings into everything she sees.
2012-06-01 09:03:52 AM
1 votes:

BillCo: FTFA: "Don't worry Dad, I'll pay for the damages," Obama appeared to be saying. He truly looked like a teen whose parents were about to discover than he'd had a party at their house, while they were gone.

That's priceless right there. Great article embarrassing fanfic.

2012-06-01 08:53:49 AM
1 votes:
Seriously this is one of the most unintentionally hilarious things I've ever read
2012-06-01 08:53:14 AM
1 votes:
Black Tea with the Black Sphere

The Black Sphere. What you see is a sham, which is why The Black Sphere exists. The only thing that can escape the pull of gravity is sane thought. The rest is trapped, and not allowed to see the light of day. When you visit The Black Sphere, you get the truth wrapped in a blanket of humor, sarcasm, and rapier wit.
2012-06-01 08:39:27 AM
1 votes:
Well this author completely gobbled bush's hog.

Seriously though, it was a nice event.
 
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