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2012-06-01 08:39:27 AM
Well this author completely gobbled bush's hog.

Seriously though, it was a nice event.
 
2012-06-01 08:44:26 AM
Was that a joke?
 
2012-06-01 08:45:33 AM
media.washtimes.com

To put it in the vernacular, "Bush owned the joint!"

Obama on the other hand apparently had left his swagger at his last "black" event.
 
2012-06-01 08:47:19 AM
Love this article - says it all!
 
2012-06-01 08:49:36 AM
Heh. This has the making of an epic Friday morning thread.
 
2012-06-01 08:53:14 AM
Black Tea with the Black Sphere

The Black Sphere. What you see is a sham, which is why The Black Sphere exists. The only thing that can escape the pull of gravity is sane thought. The rest is trapped, and not allowed to see the light of day. When you visit The Black Sphere, you get the truth wrapped in a blanket of humor, sarcasm, and rapier wit.
 
2012-06-01 08:53:49 AM
Seriously this is one of the most unintentionally hilarious things I've ever read
 
2012-06-01 08:56:57 AM
FTFA: "Don't worry Dad, I'll pay for the damages," Obama appeared to be saying. He truly looked like a teen whose parents were about to discover than he'd had a party at their house, while they were gone.

That's priceless right there. Great article.
 
2012-06-01 09:03:52 AM

BillCo: FTFA: "Don't worry Dad, I'll pay for the damages," Obama appeared to be saying. He truly looked like a teen whose parents were about to discover than he'd had a party at their house, while they were gone.

That's priceless right there. Great article embarrassing fanfic.

 
2012-06-01 09:06:46 AM
Serious question, all politics aside: Why did this take so long? He was first elected President over 12 years ago. Nobody could have painted him a little quicker maybe?
 
2012-06-01 09:09:52 AM
www.choosepp.net

Oh wise guy, eh? Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
 
2012-06-01 09:10:10 AM
Wow, how pathetic. The author, I mean. He's like an aged cheerleader seeing her schoolgirl crush, projecting all her old feelings into everything she sees.
 
2012-06-01 09:10:49 AM
Way to take what was a nice event and shiat on it.
 
2012-06-01 09:12:08 AM
I don't think I've ever seen anyone so shamelessly suck a cock in public.
 
2012-06-01 09:20:40 AM
Utterly shameless. It would hurt me to write something so fawning and servile.
 
2012-06-01 09:21:46 AM

nekom: Serious question, all politics aside: Why did this take so long? He was first elected President over 12 years ago. Nobody could have painted him a little quicker maybe?


I don't know. They all always seem to take forever. Safe harbor in case they dig up something really bad?

Anybody's guess.
 
2012-06-01 09:22:42 AM
That was funny. Surely that wasn't super serial.
 
2012-06-01 09:23:37 AM

incendi: I don't think I've ever seen anyone so shamelessly suck a cock in public.




jesus, this. To say he was over-excited is an under-statement.
 
2012-06-01 09:26:05 AM

hillbillypharmacist: That was funny. Surely that wasn't super serial.


if that was trolling, the author gets a 10/10. Some of the articles in the right-hand column were just as eye-brow raising.
 
2012-06-01 09:37:16 AM
ok, this is a joke, right?
 
2012-06-01 09:39:46 AM
So, that's what it looks like when you beat off into a word processor.
 
2012-06-01 09:47:48 AM

incendi: I don't think I've ever seen anyone so shamelessly suck a cock in public.


Chris Matthews?, The New York Times?, MSNBC?
 
2012-06-01 09:48:15 AM
Yeah, no.
 
2012-06-01 09:51:58 AM
As Bush spoke, he quipped that during the burning of the White House years ago, Dolly Madison saved George W(ashington's) portrait, and he asked that Michelle Obama do the same. Low-fat chance of that Georgey.

Ahh oh my god seriously every paragraph of this article is unbelievable
 
2012-06-01 09:52:07 AM
-1 for forgetting "Hussein" in the article.


Also FTA:Kevin Jackson is the National Spokesman for TheTeaParty.net, and a best-selling author whose book Sexy Brilliance and Other Political Lies is in Barnes & Noble across the country.

Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #293,299. Yes, a best seller indeed because it's on the best sellers list. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down the list.
 
2012-06-01 09:53:40 AM
He truly looked like the lord of the manor by
- Black Tea with the Black Sphere by Kevin Jackson

So does the entire "Tea Party" want to return to the age of Lords and Ladies, which includes of course also serfs and peasants, or does Fark only select articles to make it look like that?
 
2012-06-01 09:56:36 AM
Mr. President, we do miss you - and the class you and Mrs. Bush brought to the office; no feet on the furniture, no returning of classic busts of an historic ally, no teleprompters for press conferences, no constant blame game, and none of the continual "I' or "My" or "Me" littering every speech and revisionist history notes on White House websites.
 
2012-06-01 09:56:53 AM
Make sure to work the balls and shaft too Kevin.
 
2012-06-01 09:57:14 AM

Jackson Herring: As Bush spoke, he quipped that during the burning of the White House years ago, Dolly Madison saved George W(ashington's) portrait, and he asked that Michelle Obama do the same. Low-fat chance of that Georgey.

Ahh oh my god seriously every paragraph of this article is unbelievable


I almost feel as if we have a duty to kidnap him and put him through deprogramming. Whichever Teabagger cult got their hands on him really did a number on his noggin.
 
2012-06-01 09:58:33 AM

stpauler: Also FTA:Kevin Jackson is the National Spokesman and tolken negro for TheTeaParty.net, and a best-selling author whose book Sexy Brilliance and Other Political Lies is in Barnes & Noble across the country.


FTFY.
 
2012-06-01 09:58:38 AM

Horse Dung Slick: Mr. President, we do miss you - and the class you and Mrs. Bush brought to the office; no feet on the furniture, no returning of classic busts of an historic ally, no teleprompters for press conferences, no constant blame game, and none of the continual "I' or "My" or "Me" littering every speech and revisionist history notes on White House websites.


Ah, a freshly-minted troll.
 
2012-06-01 09:59:28 AM

stpauler: -1 for forgetting "Hussein" in the article.


Also FTA:Kevin Jackson is the National Spokesman for TheTeaParty.net, and a best-selling author whose book Sexy Brilliance and Other Political Lies is in Barnes & Noble across the country.

Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #293,299. Yes, a best seller indeed because it's on the best sellers list. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down the list.


Maybe they mean his other book The BIG Black Lie: How I Learned The Truth About The Democrat Party Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,100,086 in Books Nope guess not.
 
2012-06-01 10:02:01 AM

spongeboob: He truly looked like the lord of the manor by
- Black Tea with the Black Sphere by Kevin Jackson

So does the entire "Tea Party" want to return to the age of Lords and Ladies, which includes of course also serfs and peasants, or does Fark only select articles to make it look like that?


Nah, it's what they want. Because they all think THEY are going to be a Lord, and only LIBS will be serfs.
 
2012-06-01 10:02:07 AM
Too bad about all the thousands of innocent people being killed.
 
2012-06-01 10:02:08 AM

Diogenes: Horse Dung Slick: Mr. President, we do miss you - and the class you and Mrs. Bush brought to the office; no feet on the furniture, no returning of classic busts of an historic ally, no teleprompters for press conferences, no constant blame game, and none of the continual "I' or "My" or "Me" littering every speech and revisionist history notes on White House websites.

Ah, a freshly-minted troll.


It's not a troll, it's the sole comment in TFA.
 
2012-06-01 10:02:23 AM
Wow. That article was awful. I mean, way to take a fairly innocuous event and contort it into some kind of bizarre father-son parable about Obama being bad. Or something. Even the Fox News video clip was better than that garbage.
 
2012-06-01 10:02:48 AM
I don't know about cool, but he's certainly hung.
 
2012-06-01 10:03:17 AM

Diogenes: Horse Dung Slick: Mr. President, we do miss you - and the class you and Mrs. Bush brought to the office; no feet on the furniture, no returning of classic busts of an historic ally, no teleprompters for press conferences, no constant blame game, and none of the continual "I' or "My" or "Me" littering every speech and revisionist history notes on White House websites.

Ah, a freshly-minted troll.


I believe this is actually a liberal's intentional alt. He outted it the other day.

Thank god he made it since its only been 26 minutes since the last alt.
 
2012-06-01 10:03:23 AM
i219.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-01 10:03:24 AM
Did you know that we have a BLACK president?!
 
2012-06-01 10:03:31 AM
"Heh heh. Glad people forgot that the mess started under my watch."
 
2012-06-01 10:03:36 AM
Wow, I can practically see the author of TFA jacking it while inventing that fantasy.
 
2012-06-01 10:03:57 AM

nekom: Serious question, all politics aside: Why did this take so long? He was first elected President over 12 years ago. Nobody could have painted him a little quicker maybe?


But there was so much brush to clear!
 
Bf+
2012-06-01 10:04:00 AM
boozeworthy.com
That article.
 
2012-06-01 10:04:09 AM

stpauler: -1 for forgetting "Hussein" in the article.


Also FTA:Kevin Jackson is the National Spokesman for TheTeaParty.net, and a best-selling author whose book Sexy Brilliance and Other Political Lies is in Barnes & Noble across the country.

Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #293,299. Yes, a best seller indeed because it's on the best sellers list. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down the list.


If his other stuff is as funny as that article, I might buy it.
 
2012-06-01 10:04:36 AM
Wait, the "theteaparty.net" NATIONAL spokesman is fawning over Bush and dreaming of a Romney presidency?

So have tea partiers officially given up any pretense that they were different from the rank-n-file Republicans?
 
2012-06-01 10:05:12 AM

nekom: Serious question, all politics aside: Why did this take so long? He was first selected President by the Supreme Court over 12 years ago. Nobody could have painted him a little quicker maybe?


Fixed.
 
2012-06-01 10:05:56 AM
Find: "black" -- 18 matches

We get it...
 
2012-06-01 10:06:42 AM

Sparky The Wonder Ferret: Chris Matthews?


Even the "thrill running up his leg" doesn't compare to this crap.
 
2012-06-01 10:07:11 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
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