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		FARK's favorite Ukranian-born actress regains the weight she lost in Black Swan: "It went to completely different areas". Thousands of men fail to see the problem (dailymail.co.uk)		61
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Cythraul		2012-06-01 08:48:35 AM

This is not a flattering photo. Proof that no matter how beautiful / ugly you are, sometimes, it's a matter of lighting, makeup, and camera angle. 'Course, this photo is probably of her in a character role, in which the 'makeup' part of the equation comes into play.

slayer199		2012-06-01 09:11:21 AM

Cythraul: This is not a flattering photo. Proof that no matter how beautiful / ugly you are, sometimes, it's a matter of lighting, makeup, and camera angle. 'Course, this photo is probably of her in a character role, in which the 'makeup' part of the equation comes into play.

I would still hit it like the fist of an angry god.

Party Boy		2012-06-01 10:04:58 AM

I don't get Kunis' roles as the "hot girl," when she was working with these two.

www.polyvore.com

/yes, yes, sharp knees.. blah blah blah

edmo		2012-06-01 10:27:52 AM

Enjoy it while you can boys. It all changes in just a few year. I'm watching TV and suddenly I remember when Rachel Ray was hot.

freddiebell.files.wordpress.com

Wellon Dowd		2012-06-01 10:38:10 AM

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo		2012-06-01 10:40:45 AM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 640x426]
[i.imgur.com image 467x350]

Is she playing a paraplegic? SHAMELESS OSCAR BID

Oldiron_79		2012-06-01 10:52:39 AM

KnowEyeInnTeem		2012-06-01 10:54:24 AM

Let us have a favorite Ukrainian-born actress picture battle. I will start:

1.bp.blogspot.com

Gunderson		2012-06-01 10:55:08 AM

FARK's favorite Ukranian-born actress

www.ww2aircraft.net

A challenger appears...

boyvoyeur		2012-06-01 10:56:40 AM

Why was she painting a shed?

And why did the picture say she didn't get any green paint on her, then show a picture of her with paint on her shirt and pants?

B.L.Z. Bub		2012-06-01 10:57:56 AM

What a fatty. Definitely would NOT hit it. She is way below my standards.

Wellon Dowd		2012-06-01 11:01:30 AM

Gunderson: FARK's favorite Ukranian-born actress

[www.ww2aircraft.net image 475x296]

A challenger appears...

According to IMDB, Traci Lords was born in Steubenville, Ohio.

Bag of Hammers		2012-06-01 11:05:38 AM

Dear lord, she's hideous!

*sigh* Ok I'll take a hit for the team and fark her.

No really, it's the least I can do for you guys.

Skr		2012-06-01 11:06:16 AM

Milla Jovovich wasn't in Black Swan subby.

/the better Milla

Gunderson		2012-06-01 11:12:02 AM

ajt167		2012-06-01 11:15:39 AM

Wellon Dowd: Gunderson: FARK's favorite Ukranian-born actress

[www.ww2aircraft.net image 475x296]

A challenger appears...

According to IMDB, Traci Lords was born in Steubenville, Ohio.

Wait, seriously? A few months ago I spent a few weeks there for work. Dean Martin was born there too. Why don't they have a Tracy Lords blvd.

Regarding Mila - She's stated before that she's mainly gaining the weight back in her thighs and stomach, which is certainly a shame. Don't get me wrong, I'd still crawl naked through broken glass for a chance to creepily smell her hair, but perhaps not as enthusiastically as I once would have. When they put on a few pounds, only a lucky few women have the tendency for that weight to go primarily to the butt and boobs.

Ponzholio		2012-06-01 11:25:46 AM

I would be russian to stand in line to hit that...

KnowEyeInnTeem		2012-06-01 11:28:08 AM

ajt167: Wellon Dowd: Gunderson: FARK's favorite Ukranian-born actress

Why don't they have a Tracy Lords blvd.

They were going to, even started construction, but everyone was plowing through before they were supposed to.

hasty ambush		2012-06-01 11:31:45 AM

FARK's favorite Ukranian-born actress

2.bp.blogspot.com

FARK's favorite Ukranian-born politician

I wonder how she look sin prison garb.

img.photobucket.com

TravisBickle62		2012-06-01 11:33:04 AM

Go be fat somewhere else you farking sow

Oldiron_79		2012-06-01 11:42:14 AM

It looks like about 90% of the weight she put back on went strait to her cheeks. I'd still wreck that so bad gordon lightfoot would write a song about it, but if I seen just a head shot now I would guess she was about 30-40 lbs heavier than she actually is.

Bith Set Me Up		2012-06-01 11:51:49 AM

Party Boy: I don't get Kunis' roles as the "hot girl," when she was working with these two.

[www.polyvore.com image 300x300]

[i489.photobucket.com image 319x400]

/yes, yes, sharp knees.. blah blah blah

You got it backwards. On "That 70s Show", Donna was the one who was frequently touted as the single hottest girl in town, though you might have to have recounts when the show included Mila Kunis and such guest stars as Alyson Hannigan, Jessica Simpson and Shannon Elizabeth.

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-06-01 11:54:02 AM

KnowEyeInnTeem: Let us have a favorite Ukrainian-born actress picture battle. I will start:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 480x400]

VS

[www.magxone.com image 427x600]

No matter what happens, we all win

Dahnkster		2012-06-01 11:55:49 AM

Someone's at the back door? Yes, please.
I'd pound that until she farts puppies.

KnowEyeInnTeem		2012-06-01 11:55:52 AM

Bith Set Me Up: Party Boy: ...Alyson Hannigan, Jessica Simpson and Shannon Elizabeth.

Alyson Hannigan - quirky cute, but not hot

Jessica Simpson - tits, but 'who farted?' syndrome

Shannon Elizabeth - Shiny face, 2nd place

under a mountain		2012-06-01 12:06:11 PM

Ukraine is game to you?!?

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-06-01 12:10:23 PM

Milla is better armed.

Incog_Neeto		2012-06-01 12:16:30 PM

I would wreck that chick on her worst looking day.

CigaretteSmokingMan		2012-06-01 12:19:40 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Milla is better armed.

[img684.imageshack.us image 550x625]
[img528.imageshack.us image 338x450]
[img37.imageshack.us image 580x537]
[img85.imageshack.us image 423x474]

i172.photobucket.com

And she has Multipass.

Virtual Pariah		2012-06-01 12:29:09 PM

Cythraul: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x586]

This is not a flattering photo. Proof that no matter how beautiful / ugly you are, sometimes, it's a matter of lighting, makeup, and camera angle. 'Course, this photo is probably of her in a character role, in which the 'makeup' part of the equation comes into play.

If that's a "bad" picture, then her bad pics are better than my great pics.

Wellon Dowd		2012-06-01 12:31:05 PM

KnowEyeInnTeem		2012-06-01 12:34:41 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 500x652]

I would punish that pussy.

/for being on the couch.

Wellon Dowd		2012-06-01 12:35:33 PM

She listened.

i.imgur.com

tedthebellhopp		2012-06-01 12:35:55 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 500x652]

Sorry to say, but that kitten will need to die.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2012-06-01 12:37:36 PM

Too bad one of those areas was not her chest.

She's still quite lovely.

buttery_shame_cave		2012-06-01 12:42:11 PM

datass.jpg

in other news, did anyone make it to the zoe saldana pictures? i confess i was not aware her legs were a mile long. holy fark.

srsly they go up, and up, and up, and then make an ass of themselves.

not2bright		2012-06-01 12:45:11 PM

Shut up, Meg.

Pandora's Litterbox		2012-06-01 12:48:09 PM

hasty ambush: sin prison garb.

They should have stopped after the e.p. The full-length L.P. was a bitter disappointment.

redmid17		2012-06-01 01:03:03 PM

Straelbora		2012-06-01 01:06:22 PM

buttery_shame_cave: datass.jpg

in other news, did anyone make it to the zoe saldana pictures? i confess i was not aware her legs were a mile long. holy fark.

srsly they go up, and up, and up, and then make an ass of themselves.

I've had a thing for Zoe and her long legs since I saw about fifteen minuts of some movie where she played a ballet student, probably ten years ago.

kungfu jesus with a side of lime		2012-06-01 01:31:27 PM

Skr: Milla Jovovich wasn't in Black Swan subby.

/the better Milla

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Milla is better armed.

[img684.imageshack.us image 550x625]
[img528.imageshack.us image 338x450]
[img37.imageshack.us image 580x537]
[img85.imageshack.us image 423x474]

I love fark
/but you perverts best stay away from my milla

TheMaskedUnit		2012-06-01 02:04:26 PM

She looks like a surly breakfast sausage

Neeek		2012-06-01 02:07:19 PM

buttery_shame_cave: datass.jpg

in other news, did anyone make it to the zoe saldana pictures? i confess i was not aware her legs were a mile long. holy fark.

srsly they go up, and up, and up, and then make an ass of themselves.

There is a movie where Zoe plays a lesbian who goes down on Mila (who mostly just likes having her pussy licked.

/Not kidding.

PizzaJedi81		2012-06-01 02:22:39 PM

Dahnkster: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x657]

Someone's at the back door? Yes, please.
I'd pound that until she farts puppies.

I'd paint her back door, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

/54...2? I think? Lost track already, damn.

jdog71		2012-06-01 02:24:39 PM

TheMaskedUnit: She looks like a surly breakfast sausage

That's what she said.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache		2012-06-01 02:26:40 PM

I see she's still wearing those pants from That 70's Show....

PizzaJedi81		2012-06-01 02:36:46 PM

TheMaskedUnit: She looks like a surly breakfast sausage

I've got a sausage she could munch on, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
/544

kroonermanblack		2012-06-01 03:32:46 PM

PizzaJedi81: TheMaskedUnit: She looks like a surly breakfast sausage

I've got a sausage she could munch on, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
/544

No one wants to see your lil' smokey.

And seriously, that joke wasn't funny years ago.

Riotboy		2012-06-01 03:56:42 PM

Thicker than a King-Sized Snickers.

/I like that

Oldiron_79		2012-06-01 05:27:29 PM

hasty ambush:

FARK's favorite Ukranian-born politician

I wonder how she look sin prison garb.

[img.photobucket.com image 280x285]

[dwikisetiyawan.files.wordpress.com image 400x400]

Well if the Ukranians are tired of paying for her to be in prison I'll gladly take custody of her and give her a good spanking for being such a naughty girl

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