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(Fox News)   Margaret Cho says she doesn't want a "retard baby". Subby presumes that means she will keep her future children away from her stand-up, and any airings of All American Girl   (foxnews.com) divider line 74
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2012-06-01 09:03:14 AM  
We have been forced to deal with the derp that she spews because her mother had to have babies. Please lord don't let her reproduce!

/retard mother = retard baby
 
2012-06-01 09:17:41 AM  
Yeah no one wants a Mongoloid.
 
2012-06-01 09:44:15 AM  
Where exactly would one find "airings" of All American Girl?
 
2012-06-01 09:51:10 AM  

Sybarite: Where exactly would one find "airings" of All American Girl?


Well, it's on DVD.
 
2012-06-01 09:53:57 AM  
To be honest, I'm waiting for her to tell a funny joke before I start listening to her other, non-comedy opinions.
 
2012-06-01 10:10:46 AM  
JOHNNY MOUNTAIN NEVAH CONCEIVE FLIPPER BABY.
PENIS ALWAYS GOOD TIME BEACH PARTY.

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2012-06-01 11:28:39 AM  

Mugato: Yeah no one wants a Mongoloid.


But he wore a hat, and had a job...
 
2012-06-01 11:31:05 AM  
Oh dear, a comedian said something that most people think but wouldn't say. I'm so very offended.
 
2012-06-01 11:32:04 AM  

kingoomieiii: To be honest, I'm waiting for her to tell a funny joke before I start listening to her other, non-comedy opinions.


You'll be waiting a while.

/I've never personally found her stand-up to be funny at all
 
2012-06-01 11:35:00 AM  
While discussing her new comedy tour called "Mother," which dedicated to her own mother

I'm offended by the lack of new material. The wacky mom voice thing was like 20 years ago. Is she going to be doing the same act in Branson with Yakov Smirnoff and Gallagher in 10 years?
 
2012-06-01 11:35:13 AM  
It's hard for a lesbian."

Not in this particular case.
 
2012-06-01 11:37:13 AM  

Rapmaster2000: While discussing her new comedy tour called "Mother," which dedicated to her own mother

I'm offended by the lack of new material. The wacky mom voice thing was like 20 years ago. Is she going to be doing the same act in Branson with Yakov Smirnoff and Gallagher in 10 years?


Either that or turn into a psychotic right wing lunatic like Gallagher.
 
2012-06-01 11:38:31 AM  
Oh man, I loved that one time where she impersonated her mother on stage.
 
2012-06-01 11:39:43 AM  
I can't really think of anyone that does want a retard baby.
 
2012-06-01 11:40:46 AM  

Great_Milenko: Rapmaster2000: While discussing her new comedy tour called "Mother," which dedicated to her own mother

I'm offended by the lack of new material. The wacky mom voice thing was like 20 years ago. Is she going to be doing the same act in Branson with Yakov Smirnoff and Gallagher in 10 years?

Either that or turn into a psychotic right wing lunatic like Gallagher.


I'm starting to think this "turn to the right" thing from aging acts is all marketing. "Dear squares, come check out my show. I'm all right-wingy now so I'll tell jokes that won't upset you."
 
Skr
2012-06-01 11:42:21 AM  
She should have thought that statement out just a little bit more before she pulled the Trigger.
 
2012-06-01 11:43:51 AM  
i was going to say she'd just be better off not reproducing at all then, but I'm sure that's been covered already.
 
2012-06-01 11:45:37 AM  
That's funny; her mother said the same thing.
 
2012-06-01 11:48:55 AM  

Rapmaster2000: While discussing her new comedy tour called "Mother," which dedicated to her own mother

I'm offended by the lack of new material. The wacky mom voice thing was like 20 years ago. Is she going to be doing the same act in Branson with Yakov Smirnoff and Gallagher in 10 years?


This. She's fine and can be pretty funny.

Gonna need something new to get any mof my money or attention though.
 
2012-06-01 11:52:33 AM  
Well it will not be a pretty baby, that's fo sure
 
2012-06-01 11:54:12 AM  

kingoomieiii: To be honest, I'm waiting for her to tell a funny joke before I start listening to her other, non-comedy opinions.


I don't know... I chuckled at: "My period comes like twice a month. My eggs are jumping ship," she said. "Seriously, they're like, 'the last one out's a retard."
 
2012-06-01 11:55:19 AM  

Rapmaster2000: I'm offended by the lack of new material. The wacky mom voice thing was like 20 years ago. Is she going to be doing the same act in Branson with Yakov Smirnoff and Gallagher in 10 years?


I have I'm the One the I Want on DVD and really love it as a comedy special but I have to agree. I feel like she found herself in an especially weird insular bubble and was unable to explore much in the way of new material.
 
2012-06-01 11:59:40 AM  

The First Four Katy Perry Albums: Oh dear, a comedian said something that most people think but wouldn't say. I'm so very offended.


It's not just what we think it's what we do.

90% abortion rates for those prenatally diagnosed with Down Syndrome.

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/%28SICI%291097-0223%281999 0 9%2919:9%3C808::AID-PD637%3E3.0.CO;2-B/abstract
 
2012-06-01 12:03:34 PM  
img.photobucket.com

/so very sorry
 
2012-06-01 12:03:59 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I'm starting to think this "turn to the right" thing from aging acts is all marketing. "Dear squares, come check out my show. I'm all right-wingy now so I'll tell jokes that won't upset you."


At least Gallagher didn't turn into a militant tatted-up hipster like Cho and Janeane Garofalo.

/Gallagher was always kind of lame. Cho & Garofalo used to be damned funny. Now they're political harpies.
 
2012-06-01 12:04:23 PM  
She is not funny.
 
2012-06-01 12:04:46 PM  
For the record, her first two stand-up specials were awesome and so was All-American Girl. There's never been another Asian-American sitcom, and there's never been another Asian female comedian of her stature (Mindy Kaling is about the closest thing).

Yes, she went off the derp-end when she "figured out" she was queer, but before that, there was some real, original comedy on display.

/dressed up as Margaret Cho for a show called "Women Who Fail"
 
2012-06-01 12:05:40 PM  

man metaphysical: She is not funny.


Wait, that's a chick?
 
2012-06-01 12:14:25 PM  
She is extrememly funny and saw her in Columbus.

"If men had their periods, every bachelor pad would look like a murder scene."
 
2012-06-01 12:14:44 PM  

The First Four Katy Perry Albums: Oh dear, a comedian said something that most people think but wouldn't say. I'm so very offended.

 
2012-06-01 12:15:03 PM  

flaminio: Mugato: Yeah no one wants a Mongoloid.

But he wore a hat, and had a job...


And he brought home the bacon so that no one knew.
 
2012-06-01 12:15:18 PM  
She is funny as Kim Jong-Il on "30 Rock."

Not much else, but she's funny in her little 15-second spots.
 
2012-06-01 12:16:42 PM  

flaminio: Mugato: Yeah no one wants a Mongoloid.

But he wore a hat, and had a job...


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand were done.

I'll jump on the 'she's not funny' bandwagon but I would totally watch a show completely based around her Kim Il Jong character from 30 Rock.
 
2012-06-01 12:22:04 PM  

What I find disturbing more than her ..comedy.. is that the interviewer said, "you can't say that"

BULLshiat!
 
2012-06-01 12:29:34 PM  
Isn't the baby's mother going to be a MORAN! regardless?
 
mjg
2012-06-01 12:31:41 PM  
www.blogcdn.com
 
2012-06-01 12:35:24 PM  

mjg: [www.blogcdn.com image 200x170]


+1
 
2012-06-01 12:39:02 PM  

GoodyearPimp: It's hard for a lesbian."

Not in this particular case.


If she were pregnant, it would have to involve someone so drunk that they were in a coma, and a turkey baster...
 
2012-06-01 12:57:21 PM  
If Victoria Jackson made this joke, the corpse of Breitbart would jump off a farking cliff to defend her right to free speech.

Seriously, when did conservatives become such absolute pussies?
 
2012-06-01 12:59:46 PM  
She won't have a choice, anyone who would fark her has got to be retarded.
 
2012-06-01 01:05:56 PM  

Mugato: Yeah no one wants a Mongoloid.


And we are done here.
 
mhd
2012-06-01 01:15:02 PM  
So she still does the mother act? Jeepers, she should do a "stagnant 'til we drop" double act with Andrew Dice Clay.

Call it "Cho-Oh!"

/Probably not a lot of overlap in the fan demographics, though.
 
2012-06-01 01:15:59 PM  

Skr: She should have thought that statement out just a little bit more before she pulled the Trigger.


What you did here, I see it.

/Parin
 
2012-06-01 01:19:27 PM  
I actually do want to do something good and adopt a retarded baby. The only problem is that I would die before it, leaving the retard in this cruel world. So what I really want to adopt is a retarded baby with a terminal illness. That's the ticket.
 
2012-06-01 01:51:22 PM  

mat catastrophe: If Victoria Jackson made this joke, the corpse of Breitbart would jump off a farking cliff to defend her right to free speech.

Seriously, when did conservatives become such absolute pussies?


It's kind of always been their MO to talk tough and badmouth political correctness, then get butthurt at the drop of a hat anyway.
 
2012-06-01 02:02:18 PM  

peterthx: Rapmaster2000: I'm starting to think this "turn to the right" thing from aging acts is all marketing. "Dear squares, come check out my show. I'm all right-wingy now so I'll tell jokes that won't upset you."

At least Gallagher didn't turn into a militant tatted-up hipster like Cho and Janeane Garofalo.

/Gallagher was always kind of lame. Cho & Garofalo used to be damned funny. Now they're political harpies.


Yeah, I don't even know that Garofalo does anymore. I liked her angsty standup act around 1990. I can't remember much past that.

Cho wore on me kinda fast. I can't say I ever dug her.
 
2012-06-01 02:26:12 PM  

mat catastrophe: If Victoria Jackson made this joke, the corpse of Breitbart would jump off a farking cliff to defend her right to free speech.

Seriously, when did conservatives become such absolute pussies?


And if Victoria Jackson had been the one that said it liberals would be screaming like banshies about how offensive it was to retarded people and she should be publicly shamed and boycotted. So don't act like only one side does it. Hell there are liberals out there trying to get the word banned. At least 2 states have already done it.

Seriously, when did liberals become such absolute pussies?
 
2012-06-01 02:33:27 PM  
Nope. She's not a dyke, but she is bi, NTTAWWT.....but doesn't mind mind guys peeing on her either.


Ewwwww....just ewwwww.
 
2012-06-01 02:36:57 PM  

Stupid Guitar: /so very sorry


It does LOOK like her. But its funny, so it doesn't sound like her.

/heh mongoloid
 
2012-06-01 03:17:02 PM  

Callous: mat catastrophe: If Victoria Jackson made this joke, the corpse of Breitbart would jump off a farking cliff to defend her right to free speech.

Seriously, when did conservatives become such absolute pussies?

And if Victoria Jackson had been the one that said it liberals would be screaming like banshies about how offensive it was to retarded people and she should be publicly shamed and boycotted. So don't act like only one side does it. Hell there are liberals out there trying to get the word banned. At least 2 states have already done it.


This is known as "the people that I don't like are doing that thing that I don't like".

You have no way of knowing if these people are "the liberals", who they voted for, their position on supply-side economics, nor their opinion on abortion, the estate tax, or a myriad of other issues.

You just don't like what they're doing so they must be on the other team.
 
2012-06-01 03:38:49 PM  
-assmaster is the father
 
2012-06-01 03:41:17 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Is she going to be doing the same act in Branson with Yakov Smirnoff and Gallagher in 10 years?


Yes. She's opening for The Amazing Jonathan.
 
2012-06-01 03:44:41 PM  

Callous: mat catastrophe: If Victoria Jackson made this joke, the corpse of Breitbart would jump off a farking cliff to defend her right to free speech.

Seriously, when did conservatives become such absolute pussies?

And if Victoria Jackson had been the one that said it liberals would be screaming like banshies about how offensive it was to retarded people and she should be publicly shamed and boycotted. So don't act like only one side does it. Hell there are liberals out there trying to get the word banned. At least 2 states have already done it.

Seriously, when did liberals become such absolute pussies?


You're retarded.
 
2012-06-01 03:47:08 PM  

tricycleracer: Rapmaster2000: Is she going to be doing the same act in Branson with Yakov Smirnoff and Gallagher in 10 years?

Yes. She's opening for The Amazing Jonathan.


The Amazing Jonathan is great.

"That's gonna sting for a while."
 
2012-06-01 04:03:56 PM  
Heard her on Marc Maron's podcast. She's a freak. Likes to do gang-bangs.
 
2012-06-01 04:18:12 PM  
In her defense, does anyone actually want one of those? The way I see it, since we've reasoned and tech'd our way out of natural selection, we need to take survival of the fittest in to our own hands. If I were in line for a tard baby, I'd be doing whatever I could to get the mother to consent for an abortion.

Not trolling

/Crunch all you want. We'll make more.
 
2012-06-01 05:12:09 PM  
I don't really care about her either way, but I do think she's funny on 30 Rock.

And as others have said, who does want one? People need to stop being outraged about stupid shiat. This is like someone saying they don't want cancer, a heart attack, or some other sort of life threatening/altering medical issue. Just because some people have experienced these things doesn't mean that we should be worried about offending people by saying we don't want them ourselves. It's the same thing as not wanting your kid to be stupid, ugly, fat, etc. Who would want a kid that's sick or has medical issues?
 
jgi
2012-06-01 05:40:21 PM  
i48.tinypic.com

All the Studmen in this thread are just upset that she's a lesbo and they'll never get the chance to sweatily huff and puff atop her as they quickly build toward a disappointing climax. Normally, the Fark contingent are a bunch of weeaboos.
 
2012-06-01 07:52:37 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Callous: mat catastrophe: If Victoria Jackson made this joke, the corpse of Breitbart would jump off a farking cliff to defend her right to free speech.

Seriously, when did conservatives become such absolute pussies?

And if Victoria Jackson had been the one that said it liberals would be screaming like banshies about how offensive it was to retarded people and she should be publicly shamed and boycotted. So don't act like only one side does it. Hell there are liberals out there trying to get the word banned. At least 2 states have already done it.

This is known as "the people that I don't like are doing that thing that I don't like".

You have no way of knowing if these people are "the liberals", who they voted for, their position on supply-side economics, nor their opinion on abortion, the estate tax, or a myriad of other issues.

You just don't like what they're doing so they must be on the other team.


Do I really need to track down the voting records of the people that voted to ban the word in NJ and CA or are you ignorant enough to think it was conservatives?
 
2012-06-01 09:28:23 PM  
I'll inform my penis.
 
2012-06-01 09:48:42 PM  

jgi: [i48.tinypic.com image 434x304]

All the Studmen in this thread are just upset that she's a lesbo and they'll never get the chance to sweatily huff and puff atop her as they quickly build toward a disappointing climax. Normally, the Fark contingent are a bunch of weeaboos.


Like Quentin Tarantino?

She's straight, she's bi, now she's a lesbo?
 
2012-06-01 10:21:18 PM  
Can we make it clear in this conversation that when we use the term "retard" we are not talking about our unfortunate developmentally challenged citizens. What we mean is Margaret Cho. She is the poster child for "retard". That is all.
 
2012-06-01 10:49:57 PM  
I still can't believe Chris Isaak used to have a thing for her.
 
2012-06-02 12:22:27 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: I can't really think of anyone that does want a retard baby.


This. And did I miss the meeting where we decided as a society that what comedians say should be taken seriously?
 
2012-06-02 01:39:45 AM  
I'm totally cool with tattoos, but Cho really needs to step away from the ink and needle. She used to be funny, but once she went all Kat Von D, her routine got really shrill and stale.
 
2012-06-02 08:25:02 AM  

12349876: The First Four Katy Perry Albums: Oh dear, a comedian said something that most people think but wouldn't say. I'm so very offended.

It's not just what we think it's what we do.

90% abortion rates for those prenatally diagnosed with Down Syndrome.

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/%28SICI%291097-0223%281999 0 9%2919:9%3C808::AID-PD637%3E3.0.CO;2-B/abstract


And those with Downs that are born :

1. typically perform better than my autistic child without all of the aggressive behaviors
2. compete with us for dwindling human services resources

/just saying
//publicity stunt by Cho should be ignored
 
2012-06-02 01:58:22 PM  

turbidum: For the record, her first two stand-up specials were awesome and so was All-American Girl. There's never been another Asian-American sitcom,


You keep track of this stuff? How many American Indian, Indian Indian or Pacific Islander sitcoms have there been? The United States has over 120 racial and ethnic groupings, how may of them have had sitcoms?
 
2012-06-03 08:19:10 AM  

hasty ambush: The United States has over 120 racial and ethnic groupings, how may of them have had sitcoms?


www.nostalgiamerchant.biz
 
2012-06-03 12:59:34 PM  
Here is an interesting thought, if there is a "gay gene" discovered, or if there is some test to be able to tell if a baby is gay, parts of the right and left will switch sides on the whole abortion issue so quick it will make your head spin. Discuss...
 
2012-06-03 01:33:03 PM  

jdmac: Here is an interesting thought, if there is a "gay gene" discovered, or if there is some test to be able to tell if a baby is gay, parts of the right and left will switch sides on the whole abortion issue so quick it will make your head spin. Discuss...


Nothing will change. The anti-abortion crowd can't change their stance without looking like hypocrites, and they'll still get their abortions on the sly anyway. The only thing that will change is they will either give up the baby for adoption, or raise it themselves and try to "pray the gay away".

People who abort their babies do so because they can't afford to/don't want to raise a child, not because of it's sexuality. It's not like a thirteen year old rape victim is going to say, "Wait a minute....my baby is going to be gay? FABULOUS! I changed my mind and want to keep this reminder of my horrific trauma!"

Nice effort at trolling. I'll give you a 5/10 since I'm feeling generous.
 
2012-06-03 02:24:47 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: I'll give you a 5/10 since I'm feeling generous.


Meh, 0/10. Even if it's a legitimate non-troll. The whole "discuss..." thing annoys me. As if we all agreed to participate in a footrace..."ready set go" Only we didn't, he's just pretending to be in charge.

One of the purest forms of naive arrogance I see on fark.
 
2012-06-03 03:39:17 PM  
she's married to a white guy, per old NY Times Sunday mag article
and i think she's hot
 
2012-06-03 06:56:09 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: jdmac: Here is an interesting thought, if there is a "gay gene" discovered, or if there is some test to be able to tell if a baby is gay, parts of the right and left will switch sides on the whole abortion issue so quick it will make your head spin. Discuss...

Nothing will change. The anti-abortion crowd can't change their stance without looking like hypocrites, and they'll still get their abortions on the sly anyway. The only thing that will change is they will either give up the baby for adoption, or raise it themselves and try to "pray the gay away".

People who abort their babies do so because they can't afford to/don't want to raise a child, not because of it's sexuality. It's not like a thirteen year old rape victim is going to say, "Wait a minute....my baby is going to be gay? FABULOUS! I changed my mind and want to keep this reminder of my horrific trauma!"

Nice effort at trolling. I'll give you a 5/10 since I'm feeling generous.


Really, you do not think any christian parents will decide that it is better to send the baby on an express route to heaven instead of raising a gay kid, and you do not think any gay rights advocates will call sexuality based abortions a modern holocaust? None at all? They may not account for all or even most abortions, but to pretend either would not happen is to be intentionally dense.

This has nothing to do with the 13 year old or the poor person getting an abortion because they cannot afford a kid, this is about the suburban housewife who wants the "perfect" child.
 
2012-06-03 08:58:42 PM  

jdmac: Really, you do not think any christian parents will decide that it is better to send the baby on an express route to heaven instead of raising a gay kid, and you do not think any gay rights advocates will call sexuality based abortions a modern holocaust? None at all? They may not account for all or even most abortions, but to pretend either would not happen is to be intentionally dense.

This has nothing to do with the 13 year old or the poor person getting an abortion because they cannot afford a kid, this is about the suburban housewife who wants the "perfect" child.


"Express route to heaven"? If a Christian isn't going to abort a baby because it's handicapped, they aren't going to abort it because it MIGHT grow up to be gay. To hardcore Christians, abortion is murder, no matter the reason (rape, incest, etc). To them, getting an abortion is "an express route to Hell".

And that "modern holocaust" thing? I'm sure a good percentage of fetuses that get aborted could have grown up to be gay and nobody in the gay community raised a stink about it, because aborting a fetus is not even comparable to throwing millions of Jews in gas chambers.

As for the "suburban housewife who wants the perfect child", if she wants to abort her fetus because some test said it might grow up gay - despite being a stupid reason - it's still her right to do it.
 
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