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(Gizmodo)   Microsoft misses the chance to upgrade MS Bob to MS B(.)(.)b   ( ) divider line
    More: Sad, multiple-choice questions, algorithms, ms bob  
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7516 clicks; posted to Geek » on 01 Jun 2012 at 12:30 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-01 09:35:24 AM  
Tits or GTFO.
2012-06-01 11:25:21 AM  
Leave it to Microsoft to make even tits sound boring.
2012-06-01 12:37:11 PM  

That is all.
2012-06-01 12:39:47 PM  
MS Robert Paulson?

Hot like.. well, not like Meatloaf.
2012-06-01 12:40:11 PM
Not impressed.
2012-06-01 12:59:29 PM  
This'll be the first time they've ever offered meaningful support.
2012-06-01 01:01:48 PM  
BIE thread?
2012-06-01 01:06:52 PM  
What an MS B(.)(.)b may look like:

2012-06-01 01:24:12 PM  
Well, first you just do some quick imaging with the Kinect...

/That's not what "bump mapping" means
2012-06-01 01:40:41 PM  
Perfect. Whenever I get near a bra, I tend to freeze up and have to resort to the three-finger salute.
2012-06-01 02:38:18 PM  
They would just come out with a Metro version.
2012-06-01 02:40:34 PM  
If they just expanded their product line to include panties, they could sell the returns in vending machines in Japan.
2012-06-01 02:53:38 PM  

Manfred J. Hattan: This'll be the first time they've ever offered meaningful support.

Yeah, but I'm sure it says somewhere in the agreement that you're only licensing the use of the bra, and that you don't actually own it. They'll also reserve the right to take the bra away from you if they decide you're not using it appropriately. You can't let someone else borrow your bra, and you can't resell your bra. They'll also make it very uncomfortable for you to switch from their bra to some other kind of bra, and it may not be compatible with some types of clothing, especially if its clothing you made yourself using designs and patterns free and open to anyone.
2012-06-01 03:29:35 PM  



2012-06-01 03:34:37 PM  

Corvus: [ image 500x334]
Not impressed.

First thing I thought of!
2012-06-01 03:57:44 PM  

Skyfrog: They would just come out with a Metro version.

[ image 174x190]

Not to be outdone...
Apple came up with the Bra Pro.
2012-06-01 06:13:13 PM  
Your breasts are equally round all over.

/That is all.
2012-06-01 08:00:20 PM  
I'll save you the time. Just send me a pic or two and I'll be able to tell you what type of bra you need.

2012-06-01 09:13:32 PM  
Only the smaller size bras will be available in New York City, as Mayor Bloomberg is banning all cups over 16 ounces.
2012-06-02 04:43:46 AM  
My boobs are better.

( o Y o )

Got some nice pecs, too.

\ . Y . /
2012-06-02 09:54:41 AM  
Bob finally found utopia

(too obscure?)
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