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(Daily Mail)   Man, the price of Bunga Bunga has really gone up   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-06-01 12:21:55 AM  
Teaser: One woman 'dressed as burlesque Barack Obama during bunga bunga parties'
Article: Nothing about bongo bongo
 
2012-06-01 01:38:18 AM  
www.topgear.com

Bunga Bunga Stig has no comment.
 
2012-06-01 01:50:06 AM  
The price of snu-snu, of course, remains the same.
 
2012-06-01 02:40:13 AM  
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2012-06-01 02:41:59 AM  
"Marysthell Polanco also said she had dressed as prosecutor Ilda Boccassini. Boccassini, known as 'Ilda the Red' because of her hair colour and what Berlusconi says is her communist political sympathies, is one of the prosecutors in the ongoing trial."

I'm not so sure he's taking this seriously?
 
2012-06-01 02:41:59 AM  
 
2012-06-01 02:43:03 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

She was seventeen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been seventeen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it.
 
2012-06-01 02:46:06 AM  
When you see that man, his grin says "Hell yes, I use my money and power to get all the tail I want from the most beautiful women in the world." And you can't help but admire him for his candor.
 
2012-06-01 02:47:33 AM  
Isn't that what Bugs Bunny said to the little aborigine dude he called 'Nature Boy'?
 
2012-06-01 02:49:40 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: She was seventeen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been seventeen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it.


To think that two years ago she was 'underage'!?!
 
2012-06-01 02:52:19 AM  

Buffet: Isn't that what Bugs Bunny said to the little aborigine dude he called 'Nature Boy'?


Yup.

"What'd I say? What'd I say?"
 
2012-06-01 02:55:38 AM  
From Wikipedia:

The age of consent in Italy is 14 years, with a close-in-age exception that allows those aged 13 to engage in sexual activity with partners who are less than 3 years older. The age of consent rises to 16 if one of the participants has some kind of influence on the other (e.g. teacher, tutor, adoptive parent).

So, at worst, 17 was one year older than the age of consent in Italy. So how was that a crime? Unless (gasp) wikipedia is wrong.
 
2012-06-01 03:06:39 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
You should see the prices in China.
 
2012-06-01 03:07:02 AM  
So, he'll have achieved total consciousness when he dies?
 
2012-06-01 03:10:07 AM  

Virtuoso80: From Wikipedia:

The age of consent in Italy is 14 years, with a close-in-age exception that allows those aged 13 to engage in sexual activity with partners who are less than 3 years older. The age of consent rises to 16 if one of the participants has some kind of influence on the other (e.g. teacher, tutor, adoptive parent).

So, at worst, 17 was one year older than the age of consent in Italy. So how was that a crime? Unless (gasp) wikipedia is wrong.


According to the article, if it's sex for pay the person selling the sex needs to be 18 for it to be a legal transaction. If you're just boinking for fun, no harm no foul...but if it's for business the pro needs to be older than 16.

It's more interesting that Berlusconi has his accountant laying in stores of cash for what seems to be glorified party supplies for creepy old dudes. These men are getting into Lemonparty territory, those hot young things would need to collect a juicy paycheck to perform for wrinkly old codgers like that.

Ugh.
 
2012-06-01 03:32:08 AM  
Age of consent has nothing to do with these facts. In Italy prostitution is legal, but pimping is not. Pimping is termed as "exploitation of prostitution", and refers to all activities helping or supporting an activity of prostitution. This include protection (of course), but also things such as advertisement, renting apartments or rooms to prostitutes, organizing rendez-vous, and even setting up web sites for escorts. But "being a prostitute" and "buying services from a prostitute" are both legal. When it comes to underage prostitution, on the other hand, everything is illegal, including buying services.

So Ruby was underage, even by just a few months, but above age of consent. Which makes very relevant to prove that she was a prostitute and that some services were exchanged. It does not have to be actual sex, but it must be of a sexual nature.

What the prosecutors are trying to prove is that these parties were a) of a sexual nature, b) ended up with exchanges of money and valuables and c) nothing would have happened if not for the money (there is a causal relationship between the money and the participation to the parties) and d) Ruby was active part of at least one of these parties.

Item d is proved. Item c is corroborated by a number of telephone recordings where one of the girls says to another that he (Berlusconi) is old, disgusting and has a flaccid ass and had better pay them a lot if he wanted them to come next time, item b is proved by his accountant saying that he brought several millions euro over a course of two years for these parties, so it is now to prove item a.

//Italian
 
2012-06-01 03:54:18 AM  

LonMead: Buffet: Isn't that what Bugs Bunny said to the little aborigine dude he called 'Nature Boy'?

Yup.

"What'd I say? What'd I say?"


Sole reason I clicked the comments

/how nature boy can you get?
 
2012-06-01 04:01:41 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x424]

She was seventeen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been seventeen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it.


She looks a lot like Cindy Crawford.. both back in the day, and today..
 
2012-06-01 04:06:16 AM  
FTA: Berlusconi is accused of paying for sex with underage minor Karima El Mahroug, also known as Ruby the Heartbreaker, in February 2010 when she was just 17 years old

I get the feeling that the Daily Fail is trying to tell us she was a juvenile at the time.
 
2012-06-01 04:11:19 AM  
i.imgur.com

What about boingy boingy parties?
 
2012-06-01 04:31:16 AM  

Triumph: Teaser: One woman 'dressed as burlesque Barack Obama during bunga bunga parties'
Article: Nothing about bongo bongo


You must have missed the huge blue box titled "I dressed as Obama etc" halfway down the page. Try harder, Homer.

'I DRESSED AS BURLESQUE BARACK OBAMA AT BUNGA BUNGA PARTY'

One of the young women who attended Berlusconi's parties told the court that she dressed up as a burlesque version of U.S. President Barack Obama to entertain the former Italian prime minister.

Marysthell Polanco also said she had dressed as prosecutor Ilda Boccassini.

Boccassini, known as 'Ilda the Red' because of her hair colour and what Berlusconi says is her communist political sympathies, is one of the prosecutors in the ongoing trial.

'I dressed up as Boccassini with a toga to make him laugh, and also as Obama,' Polanco told the court.

Polanco, a striking 28-year-old from the Dominican Republic, said the parties were innocent fun accompanied by burlesque, but not pornographic, entertainment.

Berlusconi denies all wrongdoing.

He had a close rapport with former U.S. President George W. Bush, earning several invitations to Washington and even to his Texas ranch, but he never was able to establish a similar relationship with Obama after repeatedly describing him - and later his wife - as 'suntanned'.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2149960/Silvio-Berlusconis-acc ountant-brought-16million-cash-premiers-luxury-villa-pay-girls-attende d-infamous-bunga-bunga-parties.html#ixzz1wWp4GRh1


You know, that one. That was right there. On the page.
 
2012-06-01 04:56:08 AM  
Italy has budget problems you say? What a shocking revelation.
 
2012-06-01 06:12:35 AM  
One woman 'dressed as burlesque Barack Obama during bunga bunga parties'

Fartbunga.
 
2012-06-01 06:49:05 AM  
What's with all the 35-yo looking 17-yos running around?
 
2012-06-01 07:28:16 AM  
Come on people! You can't expect a man of Berlusconis' stature to have a party with just one bunga.
 
2012-06-01 07:43:33 AM  

Chariset: When you see that man, his grin says "Hell yes, I use my money and power to get all the tail I want from the most beautiful women in the world." And you can't help but admire him for his candor.


Yes I can help it. He's a sad little man. He has the grin of a four year old who just took a dump on the sidewalk and thinks himself clever.

Braggadocio is not candor, it's delusion.
 
2012-06-01 08:03:32 AM  
So THAT'S what they're calling Snu Snu, now.
 
2012-06-01 08:33:23 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-01 09:00:14 AM  
 
2012-06-01 09:00:19 AM  
I'd Bunga Bunga with this one.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-06-01 09:33:01 AM  
msnbcmedia.msn.com

Silvio: "After this, I will return home and have a sexy woman dress as you and dance for my entertainment."

Obama: *begins to try to tug hand lose*
 
2012-06-01 10:17:11 AM  
i2.photobucket.com

Unga bunga bunga inga binga binga buuunnnga.
 
2012-06-01 10:28:15 AM  

farkingismybusiness: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x790]
You should see the prices in China.


A coworker just got back from China and told us you can get a happy ending massage and lunch for $10.
 
2012-06-01 11:09:13 AM  

AKTurkey: [msnbcmedia.msn.com image 507x600]

Silvio: "After this, I will return home and have a sexy woman dress as you and dance for my entertainment."

Obama: *begins to try to tug hand lose*


I would not shake that man's hand. Who knows where it's been?
 
2012-06-01 11:23:52 AM  
When I imagine this guy's parties... it's probably straight out of the rich people orgies in "Eyes Wide Shut". Big mansions or beautiful secluded villas, heavy security keeping the 99% away, and drop dead gorgeous models in costumes.

The only thing missing is the whole satanic ritual/mass aspect. But maybe its included in there as well for the kinkiness.

Gawd, it must be awesome to be a 1%.
 
2012-06-01 11:34:19 AM  
I swear I read that as bung-hole bung-hole
 
2012-06-01 11:55:40 AM  

Clemkadidlefark: I swear I read that as bung-hole bung-hole


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"Don't underestimate the power of the almighty bunghole!"
-Cornholio
 
2012-06-01 12:51:52 PM  
What? That Japanese arcade game where you spank people? (Or is it that you kancho them? I forget). What does TFA have to do with any of that?
 
2012-06-01 01:33:14 PM  
Other than being caught this make him different than every other politician how?
 
2012-06-01 01:57:50 PM  

monoski: farkingismybusiness: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x790]
You should see the prices in China.

A coworker just got back from China and told us you can get a happy ending massage and lunch for $10.


I figured that joke wouldn't fly because I haven't seen the story on Fark yet, but that's Ziyi Zhang. She was in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and has recently been accused off prostituting herself to Chinese politicians for over $100m, although she vehemently denies it.
 
2012-06-01 04:46:00 PM  
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2012-06-01 01:57:50 PM


monoski: farkingismybusiness: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x790]
You should see the prices in China.

A coworker just got back from China and told us you can get a happy ending massage and lunch for $10.

I figured that joke wouldn't fly because I haven't seen the story on Fark yet, but that's Ziyi Zhang. She was in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and has recently been accused off prostituting herself to Chinese politicians for over $100m, although she vehemently denies it.


Depends how you define "prostitution". Plenty of Shenzhen mistresses who have their apt paid for with a monthly allowance by married businessman "boyfriends". I don't think they think of themselves as prostitutes - just making the best of the situation.
 
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