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		Randy Orton poops in bags and is suspended 60 days for roids. I'm submitting this to the politics tab because Drew is drunk and deleting that queue. Maybe this will be all that remains (sports.yahoo.com)		300
		More: Dumbass, Randy Orton, WWE, sports entertainment, Chris Jericho

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Arkanaut		2012-05-31 11:48:58 PM

Tebow > Orton

SweetSilverBlues		2012-05-31 11:49:46 PM

I want to make sweet, sweet love to this thread.

But I'll settle for a cup of coffee and some blow.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-31 11:50:24 PM

Arkanaut: Tebow > Orton

Much like a Dusty finish, no one wins.

/except Sweet Sapphire!

bluorangefyre		2012-05-31 11:50:26 PM

FirstNationalBastard: bluorangefyre: DEPLOY PONIES STAT! THIS HERE INSANE ASYLUM IS SEEING WHAT FUN A WRESTLING THREAD CAN BE! AND PREPARE AT LEAST FOUR GRUDENZAS! AND WHERE'S MAH CAFFEINE, DAMNIT! THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG, FUN, LEGENDARY NIGHT!

/BAH GAWD!

I deployed both an honorary Gredunza belt and a Pony on the "Drew's drunk" thread.

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Did anybody alert mika or Jensarri to deploy pacedog over there yet? If not I'm on it!

Summer Glau's Love Slave		2012-05-31 11:51:26 PM

POOP THREAD!

TheManofPA		2012-05-31 11:51:29 PM

Job Creators:
djphilipfromgalt.hot1035radio.com

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-31 11:53:06 PM

TheManofPA: Job Creators:
[djphilipfromgalt.hot1035radio.com image 350x338]

Liar!

Notabunny		2012-05-31 11:55:22 PM

bluorangefyre: THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG, FUN, LEGENDARY NIGHT!

A Terrible Human		2012-05-31 11:55:48 PM

Dammit Orton stop being obviously stoned. His first violation was for pot and the article says they didn't specify what substance it was.

/This is a vast improvement for the politics tab even if I don't really care for wreslting.

Brick-House		2012-05-31 11:56:49 PM

Hulk Hogan has some thoughts on this... NSFL (Not Safe for Lunch)

SonicDefMonkey		2012-05-31 11:57:05 PM

Notabunny: bluorangefyre: THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG, FUN, LEGENDARY NIGHT!

This is truly the greatest telecast in the history of the politics tab

Notabunny		2012-05-31 11:57:27 PM

A Terrible Human: ammit Orton stop being obviously stoned.

Fista-Phobia		2012-05-31 11:59:17 PM

falcon176		2012-06-01 12:00:02 AM

they did fine losing Jeff Hardy, and Jeff was better than Orton at everything

TheManofPA		2012-06-01 12:01:00 AM

SonicDefMonkey: Notabunny: bluorangefyre: THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG, FUN, LEGENDARY NIGHT!

This is truly the greatest telecast in the history of the politics tab

THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT IN SPORTS POLITICS HISTORY

FirstNationalBastard		2012-06-01 12:01:53 AM

SonicDefMonkey: Notabunny: bluorangefyre: THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG, FUN, LEGENDARY NIGHT!

This is truly the greatest telecast in the history of the politics tab

qorkfiend		2012-06-01 12:02:37 AM

what is this i don't even

bluorangefyre		2012-06-01 12:02:49 AM

A Terrible Human: Dammit Orton stop being obviously stoned. His first violation was for pot and the article says they didn't specify what substance it was.

/This is a vast improvement for the politics tab even if I don't really care for wreslting.

Well prepare for it, since Linda McMahon is once again running for Senator. Personally I'd like to see her win. Just imagine how much more fun C-SPAN would be. She'd come into the chamber with entrance music. If somebody disagreed with her the lights would go out, a bell would toll, and when the lights came back on, The Undertaker chokeslams, oh I don't know, Harry Reid. She could break up filibusters with her son-in-law's sledgehammer. Stuff like that.

magusdevil		2012-06-01 12:03:19 AM

Mrtraveler01: bluorangefyre: DEPLOY PONIES STAT! THIS HERE INSANE ASYLUM IS SEEING WHAT FUN A WRESTLING THREAD CAN BE! AND PREPARE AT LEAST FOUR GRUDENZAS! AND WHERE'S MAH CAFFEINE, DAMNIT! THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG, FUN, LEGENDARY NIGHT!

/BAH GAWD!

Aww hell. I'm not even into the pony thing and I'm tempted to do this:

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Best Part
narwhaler.com

Fista-Phobia		2012-06-01 12:04:11 AM

FirstNationalBastard: SonicDefMonkey: Notabunny: bluorangefyre: THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG, FUN, LEGENDARY NIGHT!

This is truly the greatest telecast in the history of the politics tab

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That's why he had to stick his car keys... up his ASS!

FirstNationalBastard		2012-06-01 12:04:46 AM

magusdevil: Mrtraveler01: bluorangefyre: DEPLOY PONIES STAT! THIS HERE INSANE ASYLUM IS SEEING WHAT FUN A WRESTLING THREAD CAN BE! AND PREPARE AT LEAST FOUR GRUDENZAS! AND WHERE'S MAH CAFFEINE, DAMNIT! THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG, FUN, LEGENDARY NIGHT!

/BAH GAWD!

Aww hell. I'm not even into the pony thing and I'm tempted to do this:

[i3.photobucket.com image 350x266]

Best Part
[narwhaler.com image 524x601]

Notabunny		2012-06-01 12:05:32 AM

bluorangefyre: Just imagine how much more fun C-SPAN would be.

fusillade762		2012-06-01 12:05:34 AM

Does this mean all the Politics links will now be posted in the Sports Tab?

bluorangefyre		2012-06-01 12:05:51 AM

qorkfiend: what is this i don't even

This is your Politics tab with Drew in a state of inebriation. Under normal circumstances, this thread would not be as fun as it is right now, since it is usually run by Mr. John Laurenitis. Now sit down, shut up, strap in and HOLD ON because we're taking this thing Over the Limit!

/THIS IS AWESOME!!!

P-Money All $tar		2012-06-01 12:06:12 AM

I TOLD YOU, GINO!!!

i.cdn.turner.com

DREW IS IN THE BAG!!!
HE WAS WITH US ALL ALONG, CAN'T YOU SEE??

THIS MAKES THE NWO LOOK LIKE THE MULKYS!!!!

God bless us ALL!!!

ciderczar		2012-06-01 12:06:37 AM

Arkanaut: Tebow > Orton

In 2006, I saw a guy walking around IU campus in a Kyle Orton Bears jersey, while he was still the third stringer. True story.

bluorangefyre		2012-06-01 12:06:45 AM

*tab, DAMNIT!

Britney Spear's Speculum		2012-06-01 12:08:28 AM

Fista-Phobia		2012-06-01 12:08:58 AM

FirstNationalBastard: [desmond.imageshack.us image 640x480]

www.pro-wrestling-america.com

TheManofPA		2012-06-01 12:09:02 AM

Drew Curtis is the third man

FirstNationalBastard		2012-06-01 12:09:53 AM

TheManofPA: Drew Curtis is the third man

Drew is the driver of the white Hummer!

machoprogrammer		2012-06-01 12:09:53 AM

Am I the only one who finds the Wellness Policy a joke? Everyone knows that every wrestler on the WWE roster is juicing (yes, even your favorite wrestler). Only the stupid ones get caught.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-06-01 12:11:46 AM

machoprogrammer: Am I the only one who finds the Wellness Policy a joke? Everyone knows that every wrestler on the WWE roster is juicing (yes, even your favorite wrestler). Only the stupid ones get caught.

I could make a case for CM Punk and Daniel Bryan not juicing.

However, the wellness policy was nothing more than a reaction to Chris Benoit's Bed Bath and Beyond adventure. You can't have your top stars going all psycho, and they have to look responsible for the shareholders.

Plus, Vince has been scared of government intervention since his Steroid trial in the early-90s.

Notabunny		2012-06-01 12:12:51 AM

FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: Drew Curtis is the third man

Drew is the driver of the white Hummer!

Drew is a-searchin' for WMDs!

ciderczar		2012-06-01 12:14:51 AM

magusdevil		2012-06-01 12:14:52 AM

FirstNationalBastard		2012-06-01 12:15:14 AM

Drew Curtis was behind GTV!

styckx		2012-06-01 12:15:21 AM

Had to be done

i.imgur.com

FirstNationalBastard		2012-06-01 12:15:54 AM

magusdevil: machoprogrammer: Am I the only one who finds the Wellness Policy a joke? Everyone knows that every wrestler on the WWE roster is juicing (yes, even your favorite wrestler). Only the stupid ones get caught.

Not my favorite wrestler.
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bluorangefyre		2012-06-01 12:16:00 AM

And in regards to your precious Politics tab, I laughed so hard at this I nearly slammed my head into the monitor.

TheManofPA		2012-06-01 12:16:15 AM

machoprogrammer: Am I the only one who finds the Wellness Policy a joke? Everyone knows that every wrestler on the WWE roster is juicing (yes, even your favorite wrestler). Only the stupid ones get caught.

I've come to terms with most, but it's to the point where I don't think I'd be stunned by any major sport athlete getting suspended for roids anymore. There's a few that I would guess are clean, but honestly, I don't think anyone would shock me anymore.

SonicDefMonkey		2012-06-01 12:16:20 AM

Fista-Phobia: FirstNationalBastard: [desmond.imageshack.us image 640x480]

Sheikie make love to politics tab...old country way

magusdevil		2012-06-01 12:17:14 AM

styckx: Had to be done

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media.comicbookmovie.com

Mrtraveler01		2012-06-01 12:20:28 AM

bluorangefyre: And in regards to your precious Politics tab, I laughed so hard at this I nearly slammed my head into the monitor.

Holy crap! He's wasted!

Notabunny		2012-06-01 12:20:28 AM

magusdevil: Not my favorite wrestler.

Only 'cause you suck, punk

SonicDefMonkey		2012-06-01 12:22:26 AM

Is there a gredunza in play tonight?

FirstNationalBastard		2012-06-01 12:22:55 AM

SonicDefMonkey: Is there a gredunza in play tonight?

Maybe an Arquette?

Disciple_of_Trogdor		2012-06-01 12:22:59 AM

JUST AS PLANNED.

bluorangefyre		2012-06-01 12:23:03 AM

styckx: Had to be done

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27.media.tumblr.com

P-Money All $tar		2012-06-01 12:23:06 AM

FirstNationalBastard: machoprogrammer: Am I the only one who finds the Wellness Policy a joke? Everyone knows that every wrestler on the WWE roster is juicing (yes, even your favorite wrestler). Only the stupid ones get caught.

I could make a case for CM Punk and Daniel Bryan not juicing.

However, the wellness policy was nothing more than a reaction to Chris Benoit's Bed Bath and Beyond adventure. You can't have your top stars going all psycho, and they have to look responsible for the shareholders.

Plus, Vince has been scared of government intervention since his Steroid trial in the early-90s.

i202.photobucket.com