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(Yahoo)   Randy Orton poops in bags and is suspended 60 days for roids. I'm submitting this to the politics tab because Drew is drunk and deleting that queue. Maybe this will be all that remains   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 300
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1668 clicks; posted to Politics » on 31 May 2012 at 11:17 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-05-31 11:20:25 PM
HAHAHA!
 
2012-05-31 11:21:19 PM
Politics Queue

i281.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-31 11:21:39 PM
This is better than 95% of the politics tab.
 
2012-05-31 11:22:28 PM
Politics tab is going away?
 
2012-05-31 11:22:56 PM
i6.photobucket.com

i6.photobucket.com

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-31 11:23:22 PM
Oh, no. I'm not gonna say anything bad about Drew. He could be watching us, and we'd never know it!
www.tomnliz.com

/What is he's watching us right now?!?
 
2012-05-31 11:23:31 PM
i282.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-31 11:23:39 PM
A WWE wrestler taking steroids?

Color me shocked.
 
2012-05-31 11:23:45 PM
Not clicking on a Deadbreitbart link.

Wait...what?
 
2012-05-31 11:23:58 PM
speaking of which after that peanut butter sammich i will have to orton soon
 
2012-05-31 11:24:23 PM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Oh, no. I'm not gonna say anything bad about Drew. He could be watching us, and we'd never know it!
[www.tomnliz.com image 281x259]

/What is he's watching us right now?!?


He's been drinking and he is clearing the queue. And his Twitter feed is a scream right now.
 
2012-05-31 11:25:34 PM
i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-31 11:28:53 PM
From the FArQ: Calling out of other Farkers (in headlines): As odd as this may sound, not everyone wants attention on Fark. Specifically mentioning a fellow Farker in a headline or post (where the named Farker isn't participating) generates attention to a Farker who didn't intend it. This is not welcome on this site. If you have something to say to a particular Farker (and it isn't abusive), check their profile for an email address and go directly to the source. Comments and headlines about specific Farkers will likely be deleted, as not everyone needs or wants to see their name in bright lights, and most often, the attention is undesired.

I don't think Drew wanted this attention. Enjoy your ban, subby.
 
2012-05-31 11:29:47 PM
I have substance in my piss
now 60 days I'm gonna miss
They've sidelined me!

You got your rules and got your wellness
All designed to keep me okay
But when drugs start getting taken
You start holding back my pay

I have a piss that is so tainted
With a price I can't avoid
Are the drugs that's in my system
Hard narcotics, weed or roids?

I hear divas crying
I see paydays dying
I smell chicken frying
I feel tensions rising

I have substance in my piss
now 60 days I'm gonna miss
They've sidelined me!
 
2012-05-31 11:30:47 PM
What's wrong with pooping in bags? Can you come up with a more efficient means of poop storage, subby?
 
2012-05-31 11:30:52 PM
So... do we award Drew a Gredunza for this?

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-31 11:32:17 PM
BAH GAWD KING, THIS TAB HAD A FAMILY.

/needs Bobby and the Gorilla
 
2012-05-31 11:32:28 PM
Best thread ever
 
2012-05-31 11:33:39 PM
I about orton'd my pants when I saw this in the politics section. Impromptu live impact thread?

/Armbar
//FwC
 
2012-05-31 11:34:36 PM

SonicDefMonkey: I about orton'd my pants when I saw this in the politics section. Impromptu live impact thread?

/Armbar
//FwC


Eh, we had the Live Impact thread hours ago. Would up with over 400 posts. For TNA, that's bigger than the 5,871 posts for Wrestlemania.
 
2012-05-31 11:34:48 PM

SonicDefMonkey: I about orton'd my pants when I saw this in the politics section. Impromptu live impact thread?

/Armbar
//FwC


It's a very early Smackdown thread.........where......THREE FOOT PENIS!
 
2012-05-31 11:34:49 PM
BOOBIESBOOBIESBOOBIESBOOBIESBOOBIESBOOBIESBOOBIESBOOBIES!
 
2012-05-31 11:34:53 PM

ciderczar: What's wrong with pooping in bags? Can you come up with a more efficient means of poop storage, subby?


You can try pooping in your grandma's collection of christmas cards, but I wouldn't recommend it.
 
2012-05-31 11:35:13 PM
FARK's bringing the Commie-Fascist o' Meter back to the Politics tab?
 
2012-05-31 11:37:06 PM
"All That Remains" is actually a pretty damn good album by another wrestler who is suspended due to the wellness policy.

/all hail the Fozz
 
2012-05-31 11:37:59 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-31 11:38:09 PM
Linda McMahon really needs to answer questions about what her independent contractors have against good old American toilets. I am just asking questions!
 
2012-05-31 11:38:17 PM
YES!
YES!
YES!
YES!
YES!
 
2012-05-31 11:38:39 PM
So I just found out online that this guy lives in the same city I do (St. Charles, MO).

I don't know what to think of that.
 
2012-05-31 11:38:58 PM

LectertheChef: ciderczar: What's wrong with pooping in bags? Can you come up with a more efficient means of poop storage, subby?

You can try pooping in your grandma's collection of christmas cards, but I wouldn't recommend it.


My Grandma's in England, that's far too far to go for a lumpy fart.
 
2012-05-31 11:39:36 PM
So instead of AJ pics do we post Mrs. Obama and Romney with crazy eyes in this thread?
 
2012-05-31 11:40:13 PM
Even though Impact is "meh" we need to keep weekly threads and high posts! WE-WILL-GET A TAB OF OUR OWN BA-GAWD!
 
2012-05-31 11:40:17 PM

FirstNationalBastard: SonicDefMonkey: I about orton'd my pants when I saw this in the politics section. Impromptu live impact thread?

/Armbar
//FwC

Eh, we had the Live Impact thread hours ago. Would up with over 400 posts. For TNA, that's bigger than the 5,871 posts for Wrestlemania.


Been on the road day. 400 posts??? Where's a brazilian flag to celebrate!?
 
2012-05-31 11:40:55 PM
Hey, we could always do more Linda opponent commercials.
 
2012-05-31 11:41:11 PM
Drew Dutch Ovened my wedding bed
 
2012-05-31 11:41:21 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Hey, we could always do more Linda opponent commercials.


Those were fun
 
2012-05-31 11:41:47 PM
Queue
Kew
Kyoo
Kjhew
Cieue
Qjiu

After a while it stops making sense

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-31 11:41:52 PM
DEPLOY PONIES STAT! THIS HERE INSANE ASYLUM IS SEEING WHAT FUN A WRESTLING THREAD CAN BE! AND PREPARE AT LEAST FOUR GRUDENZAS! AND WHERE'S MAH CAFFEINE, DAMNIT! THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG, FUN, LEGENDARY NIGHT!

/BAH GAWD!
 
2012-05-31 11:42:11 PM

styckx: [i.imgur.com image 466x431]


and furthermore
 
2012-05-31 11:42:14 PM

Shaggy_C: From the FArQ: Calling out of other Farkers (in headlines): As odd as this may sound, not everyone wants attention on Fark. Specifically mentioning a fellow Farker in a headline or post (where the named Farker isn't participating) generates attention to a Farker who didn't intend it. This is not welcome on this site. If you have something to say to a particular Farker (and it isn't abusive), check their profile for an email address and go directly to the source. Comments and headlines about specific Farkers will likely be deleted, as not everyone needs or wants to see their name in bright lights, and most often, the attention is undesired.

I don't think Drew wanted this attention. Enjoy your ban, subby.


LOL...

You are not paying attention to the main page, Drews twitter or facebook tonight, are you?
 
2012-05-31 11:42:57 PM

styckx: [i.imgur.com image 466x431]


i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-31 11:43:58 PM

bluorangefyre: DEPLOY PONIES STAT! THIS HERE INSANE ASYLUM IS SEEING WHAT FUN A WRESTLING THREAD CAN BE! AND PREPARE AT LEAST FOUR GRUDENZAS! AND WHERE'S MAH CAFFEINE, DAMNIT! THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG, FUN, LEGENDARY NIGHT!

/BAH GAWD!


I deployed both an honorary Gredunza belt and a Pony on the "Drew's drunk" thread.

i6.photobucket.com

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-31 11:44:23 PM

bluorangefyre: DEPLOY PONIES STAT! THIS HERE INSANE ASYLUM IS SEEING WHAT FUN A WRESTLING THREAD CAN BE! AND PREPARE AT LEAST FOUR GRUDENZAS! AND WHERE'S MAH CAFFEINE, DAMNIT! THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG, FUN, LEGENDARY NIGHT!

/BAH GAWD!


Aww hell. I'm not even into the pony thing and I'm tempted to do this:

i3.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-31 11:45:27 PM
img.ponibooru.org
 
2012-05-31 11:46:15 PM
This thread is exactly the reason why I don't watch wrestling.
 
2012-05-31 11:46:35 PM
Goddamn, I love FARK.
 
2012-05-31 11:46:36 PM

Mrtraveler01: bluorangefyre: DEPLOY PONIES STAT! THIS HERE INSANE ASYLUM IS SEEING WHAT FUN A WRESTLING THREAD CAN BE! AND PREPARE AT LEAST FOUR GRUDENZAS! AND WHERE'S MAH CAFFEINE, DAMNIT! THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG, FUN, LEGENDARY NIGHT!

/BAH GAWD!

Aww hell. I'm not even into the pony thing and I'm tempted to do this:

[i3.photobucket.com image 350x266]

 
2012-05-31 11:47:35 PM
i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-31 11:48:49 PM

Notabunny: Queue
Kew
Kyoo
Kjhew
Cieue
Qjiu

After a while it stops making sense

[img.photobucket.com image 510x365]


Stock options
Stock options
Stock options
Stock options
Stock options

I don't think I'm speaking English anymore.
 
2012-05-31 11:48:54 PM
... so vote Republican?

/so confus
 
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