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2012-05-31 10:56:14 PM  

theflatline: megalynn44: Drew: HEY EVERYONE YOUR MOMS SAY HI

Hallo!

House is out of Bourbon, must improvise with Guaro & Sprite zero.

Guaro the Colombian booze? How does your white ass know about that?


I went to Costa Rica earlier this year. Nothing like drinkin' with the Ticos ;)
 
2012-05-31 10:56:20 PM  

Mr. Murder: brownlady79: Hi guys, what's going on in here?

We our showing our balls and/or vagina to everyone. You're next.


"and/or"? I think for most people, it's one or the other. YMMV
 
2012-05-31 10:56:25 PM  

Grables'Daughter: karatekitten13: Apparently, Drew missed me.

HEY!

Hey how are you!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


I'm doing pretty well. You?
 
2012-05-31 10:56:44 PM  

Mr. Murder: Since this thread will soon be gone, I just wanted to tell everyone that I slept with someone in this thread.


You never once went to sleep.
 
2012-05-31 10:56:50 PM  

Mr. Murder: brownlady79: Hi guys, what's going on in here?

We our showing our balls and/or vagina to everyone. You're next.


I don't get involved in too many of these...
Is there a line, or do we take a number, how does this work?
 
2012-05-31 10:57:13 PM  

Mr. Murder: brownlady79: Hi guys, what's going on in here?

We our showing our balls and/or vagina to everyone. You're next.


What if I don't want to show my balls and/or vagina to anyone?
 
2012-05-31 10:57:16 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-31 10:57:24 PM  
Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo
 
2012-05-31 10:57:25 PM  
Saying Drew is "slightly inebriated" is like saying Custer was "slightly outnumbered"...
 
2012-05-31 10:57:30 PM  

megalynn44: theflatline: megalynn44: Drew: HEY EVERYONE YOUR MOMS SAY HI

Hallo!

House is out of Bourbon, must improvise with Guaro & Sprite zero.

Guaro the Colombian booze? How does your white ass know about that?

I went to Costa Rica earlier this year. Nothing like drinkin' with the Ticos ;)


dont mix guaro, it aint right.
 
2012-05-31 10:57:42 PM  
If this thread gets 500 comments I will show everyone my penis.
 
2012-05-31 10:57:45 PM  

Drew: HEY EVERYONE YOUR MOMS SAY HI


i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-31 10:57:57 PM  

basemetal: I'm good, I hope life is treating you well.


Thanks, love. I'm doing pretty good. :)
 
2012-05-31 10:58:01 PM  

loonatic112358: basemetal: DELETE THE POLITICS TAB AGAIN!

This man is wise beyond his years for this


Or at least quote me.....you know, because.....
 
hng
2012-05-31 10:58:06 PM  

ami5000: You shaved your balls? gross.


This could be yours for the low price of $34.95

sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-05-31 10:58:20 PM  

Overused Expression: Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo


Extinguish all children.
 
2012-05-31 10:58:21 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-31 10:58:33 PM  
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
 
2012-05-31 10:59:04 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: ami5000: JasonOfOrillia: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 600x427]

Just 'cause.

Are those poodles Eiffel Towering that other poodle?

That's the General Idea.


i431.photobucket.com

General Idea
 
2012-05-31 10:59:04 PM  

ami5000: If this thread gets 500 comments I will show everyone my penis.


Make sure you chew it up good first.
 
2012-05-31 10:59:05 PM  

karatekitten13: Grables'Daughter: karatekitten13: Apparently, Drew missed me.

HEY!

Hey how are you!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I'm doing pretty well. You?


I am hanging in there.

My website is up and running, and doing respectably.

Fun fact: at the Chicago Fark party, KK13 was the only TFette that was nice to me.

And she is awesome, and I missed her.

A lot.
 
2012-05-31 10:59:08 PM  

i369.photobucket.com

 
2012-05-31 10:59:09 PM  

ami5000: If this thread gets 500 comments I will show everyone my penis.


How many will it take for you to keep that Vienna Sausage in your pants?
 
hng
2012-05-31 10:59:22 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: ami5000: JasonOfOrillia: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 600x427]

Just 'cause.

Are those poodles Eiffel Towering that other poodle?

That's the General Idea.


so they are French Poodles?
 
2012-05-31 10:59:47 PM  

Mr. Murder: Since this thread will soon be gone, I just wanted to tell everyone that I slept with someone in this thread.


You too?
 
2012-05-31 10:59:55 PM  

i.imgur.com

 
2012-05-31 10:59:56 PM  

WTF Indeed: we'refromthesamestory: WTF Indeed: we'refromthesamestory: WTF Indeed: Meh, this is boring. I shaved my balls for this?

You should have known better

Is Hawg treating you well?

I have TF don't I?

That's my alt!


If I'm your alt, do I need to grow a beard?
 
2012-05-31 11:00:09 PM  
Is this where we take our pants off?
 
2012-05-31 11:00:12 PM  
PENIS THREAD!
 
2012-05-31 11:00:18 PM  
This thread has all my favorite farklebrities in it...

/hi guys!
//just a lurking liter fan
///love reading yall *takes pictures of famous farkers*
 
2012-05-31 11:00:22 PM  

AtticusFinchEsq: Mr. Murder: Since this thread will soon be gone, I just wanted to tell everyone that I slept with someone in this thread.

You too?


Uhhh ... yeah. Awkward. So .... I think the three of us need to sit down and talk.
 
2012-05-31 11:00:22 PM  

ffish: ami5000: If this thread gets 500 comments I will show everyone my penis.

How many will it take for you to keep that Vienna Sausage in your pants?


for 5 dolla she make you holla
 
2012-05-31 11:00:36 PM  
I now feel dirty posting in this thread, bye.
 
2012-05-31 11:00:40 PM  
there's a "i'm gonna make this pencil disappear" joke somewhere in those mashed potatoes...
 
2012-05-31 11:00:46 PM  

theflatline:

dont mix guaro, it aint right.


Disagree. Our bartender made a mojito (the mojo-tico), a cosmo (can't remember the name), and at least 6 other FABULOUS guaro drinks. One was called something like the crazy frog and involved both the guaro and this other moonshine made just up the mountain from us. It's a versatile little something something.
 
2012-05-31 11:00:51 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Fun fact: at the Chicago Fark party, KK13 was the only TFette that was nice to me


What's not to be nice to? :D

There's another party on the 9th. Jorie will be here again.
 
2012-05-31 11:01:01 PM  

melaniethepanda: Is this where we take our pants off?


Indeed it is.
 
2012-05-31 11:01:13 PM  

Silentbob768768: This thread has all my favorite farklebrities in it...

/hi guys!
//just a lurking liter fan
///love reading yall *takes pictures of famous farkers*


Ticket, please.
 
2012-05-31 11:01:18 PM  

karatekitten13: Apparently, Drew missed me.


We all missed you :)

/well, those of us with any taste, at least
 
2012-05-31 11:01:24 PM  

i369.photobucket.com

 
2012-05-31 11:01:25 PM  
w00000000 DURUNK he's not the only ooone
 
2012-05-31 11:01:30 PM  
I like 'dem french fried potaters
 
2012-05-31 11:01:36 PM  

melaniethepanda: Is this where we take our pants off?


I've been told to leave my skirt on.
 
2012-05-31 11:01:36 PM  

MrHappyRotter: PENIS THREAD!


/maces MrHappyRotter
 
2012-05-31 11:01:40 PM  

karatekitten13: Grables'Daughter: Fun fact: at the Chicago Fark party, KK13 was the only TFette that was nice to me

What's not to be nice to? :D

There's another party on the 9th. Jorie will be here again.


Ah. Jorie. I knew this thread was missing something.
 
2012-05-31 11:01:49 PM  

melaniethepanda: Is this where we take our pants off?


you were wearing pants in the first place?
 
2012-05-31 11:02:03 PM  

Drew: HEY EVERYONE YOUR MOMS SAY HI


Tell her happy birthday for me!
 
2012-05-31 11:02:05 PM  
Why couldn't he up all liters to TFers, in a generous, blurry rage?
 
2012-05-31 11:02:07 PM  

we'refromthesamestory: WTF Indeed: we'refromthesamestory: WTF Indeed: we'refromthesamestory: WTF Indeed: Meh, this is boring. I shaved my balls for this?

You should have known better

Is Hawg treating you well?

I have TF don't I?

That's my alt!

If I'm your alt, do I need to grow a beard?


Hawg is my alt, or I'm his. Either way its confusing. Ask him about it.
 
2012-05-31 11:02:16 PM  

Overused Expression: Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo


3.bp.blogspot.com

GIVE ME THAT YOU PETTY EXCUSE OF AN OFFICER! *NOW HEAR THIS! LUDICROUS SPEED...*
 
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