FARK.com: (7137732) According to FB, Drew is drunk as Cooter Brown and up to shenanigans. Grab yer popcorn

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		According to FB, Drew is drunk as Cooter Brown and up to shenanigans. Grab yer popcorn (facebook.com)		849
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Joliebleu		2012-05-31 10:44:35 PM

Mr. Murder: So, who wants to see my pussy?

i38.photobucket.com

Mr. Murder		2012-05-31 10:44:44 PM

ffish: HEYYYYYY EVERYBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! MISS MEEEEEEEEEEEEE??

I like G Fish better.

Bob Dolemite		2012-05-31 10:44:45 PM

this is all a clever ploy to get you to use the new facebook clicky things.

wildcardjack		2012-05-31 10:44:47 PM

If I read that right, there's 400 articles in the que for review on the politics tab.

Might as well delete them all and let Joe Pesci sort them out. Probably 4 actual stories.

9beers		2012-05-31 10:44:47 PM

HEY DREW, AS ONE OF FARKS BEST AND MOST LOVED POSTERS, HOW ABOUT YOU THROW ME SOME FREE TOTAL FARK?

Nabb1		2012-05-31 10:44:48 PM

Mr. Murder: So, who wants to see my pussy?

Again? Who hasn't?

ffish		2012-05-31 10:44:48 PM

ami5000: ffish is still around? I thought we got rid of that dude.

I'm on vacation. So I'm here.

DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND?!??

we'refromthesamestory		2012-05-31 10:44:54 PM

Grables'Daughter: Winning: Ok, I'm naked. What do I do now?

Mr. Murder: It's all f*cked up now. Whatta my do now?

OKAY, EVERYONE BE COOL.

We don't want the liters on regular Fark to know what we do in TFD.

We didn't know this would go green.

Everyone just put on sunglasses and pants, and everything will be fine.

But I don't wanna put my pants back on!

Grables'Daughter		2012-05-31 10:44:54 PM

Nabb1: Grables'Daughter: Winning: Ok, I'm naked. What do I do now?

Mr. Murder: It's all f*cked up now. Whatta my do now?

OKAY, EVERYONE BE COOL.

We don't want the liters on regular Fark to know what we do in TFD.

We didn't know this would go green.

Everyone just put on sunglasses and pants, and everything will be fine.

I guess I'll put the gimp back in his crate.

YOU DON'T WANT TO LOOK SUSPICIOUS.

Just keep him out, and we'll make up a story.

Hankie Fest		2012-05-31 10:44:57 PM

I dunno.

Cosmk		2012-05-31 10:45:09 PM

Wow...NOW nuke the Politics tab and let's watch this thing top every single thread that's come before.

CommieTaoist		2012-05-31 10:45:17 PM

IcculusMaximus		2012-05-31 10:45:19 PM

Had to run to the liquor store. Did I miss anything yet?

/so excited

Grables'Daughter		2012-05-31 10:45:29 PM

ffish: HEYYYYYY EVERYBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! MISS MEEEEEEEEEEEEE??

YES!

Rwa2play		2012-05-31 10:45:38 PM

Nabb1: Hey, Politics tab:

[scrapetv.com image 384x494]

lukenoooooo.jpg

megalynn44		2012-05-31 10:45:54 PM

Mr. Murder: So, who wants to see my pussy?

Is it named Cooter Brown?

Is it brown?

hng		2012-05-31 10:45:57 PM

ami5000: It did not. thanks to this blog: http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/niccagehead

biatch

One Bad Apple		2012-05-31 10:46:06 PM

Sunglasses ? CHECK

media.steampowered.com

Pants ? POTATO

theflatline		2012-05-31 10:46:10 PM

Mr. Murder: ffish: HEYYYYYY EVERYBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! MISS MEEEEEEEEEEEEE??

I like G Fish better.

the whitest black guy on the planet? who drove a miata and would only date white girls?

WTF Indeed		2012-05-31 10:46:26 PM

Meh, this is boring. I shaved my balls for this?

doglover		2012-05-31 10:46:35 PM

CommieTaoist: [i1156.photobucket.com image 400x400]

ffish		2012-05-31 10:46:47 PM

theflatline: Mr. Murder: ffish: HEYYYYYY EVERYBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! MISS MEEEEEEEEEEEEE??

I like G Fish better.

the whitest black guy on the planet? who drove a miata and would only date white girls?

Wait, which one of us are you talking about?

MissFeasance		2012-05-31 10:46:49 PM

ami5000: ffish is still around? I thought we got rid of that dude.

I hoped so

Grables'Daughter		2012-05-31 10:47:01 PM

MrHappyRotter: I HAVE A BONER

( A big, bold and all-caps boner. )

4.bp.blogspot.com

"Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"

WI241TH		2012-05-31 10:47:11 PM

we'refromthesamestory: WI241TH: Hey Drew I'm a little short on funds you think I can get my next TF renewal for free?

If this works for you lemme know. I have boobs and something tells me I couldn't do this.

Hey, it's worth a shot. Something about Drew getting drunk reminds me of the day a Don's daughter gets married. Or killed. Really depends on how his mood swings.

Indubitably		2012-05-31 10:47:33 PM

Deface.

Grables'Daughter		2012-05-31 10:47:36 PM

Mr. Murder: So, who wants to see my pussy?

_{/raises hand}

Edward Rooney Dean of Students		2012-05-31 10:47:37 PM

Need pie with bourbon. thats how I roll.

we'refromthesamestory		2012-05-31 10:47:38 PM

Mr. Murder: So, who wants to see my pussy?

You're gunna have to put that away, sir.

heres a radiation suit

ami5000		2012-05-31 10:47:47 PM

hng: biatch

YOU CAN'T LOOK AWAY

smells_like_meat		2012-05-31 10:47:52 PM

Mr. Murder: So, who wants to see my pussy?

Here's my hot wet beaver

i271.photobucket.com

Grables'Daughter: No, you're good.

We talked about that.

Its just so comfortable. Really, that's it.

RadioAaron		2012-05-31 10:47:54 PM

This should keep me reasonably distracted for the next 5 hours until my shift ends.

*grabs popcorn*

ffish		2012-05-31 10:48:06 PM

MissFeasance: ami5000: ffish is still around? I thought we got rid of that dude.

I hoped so

Mr. Murder: ffish: HEYYYYYY EVERYBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! MISS MEEEEEEEEEEEEE??

I like G Fish better.

lh6.googleusercontent.com

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face		2012-05-31 10:48:17 PM

Mr. Murder		2012-05-31 10:48:32 PM

megalynn44: Is it brown?

Only when I bake it at 350 for an hour.

karatekitten13		2012-05-31 10:48:37 PM

Apparently, Drew missed me.

CommieTaoist		2012-05-31 10:48:39 PM

doglover: CommieTaoist: [i1156.photobucket.com image 400x400]

[i25.photobucket.com image 500x281]

ultraholland		2012-05-31 10:48:41 PM

This thread could get out of control.

Better drink my own piss.

doglover		2012-05-31 10:48:45 PM

Drew		2012-05-31 10:48:49 PM

HEY EVERYONE YOUR MOMS SAY HI

IBreakdance2NIN		2012-05-31 10:48:55 PM

ffish: HEYYYYYY EVERYBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! MISS MEEEEEEEEEEEEE??

FFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!

:tackle:

:shank:

JasonOfOrillia		2012-05-31 10:49:16 PM

Grables'Daughter: Mr. Murder: So, who wants to see my pussy?

/raises hand

Now you've done it. I got a sense for these things.

theflatline		2012-05-31 10:49:25 PM

ffish: theflatline: Mr. Murder: ffish: HEYYYYYY EVERYBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! MISS MEEEEEEEEEEEEE??

I like G Fish better.

the whitest black guy on the planet? who drove a miata and would only date white girls?

Wait, which one of us are you talking about?

Gfish, lives in New Mexico, half Filipino, sorta black, drives a miata, and turned down a girl who worked in a porn shop who wanted to bone him, who listened to more hipster music than bon ivers grandfather, who acted like he was hos up and pimps down, but no not really.

Nabb1		2012-05-31 10:49:27 PM

Grables'Daughter: Nabb1: Grables'Daughter: Winning: Ok, I'm naked. What do I do now?

Mr. Murder: It's all f*cked up now. Whatta my do now?

OKAY, EVERYONE BE COOL.

We don't want the liters on regular Fark to know what we do in TFD.

We didn't know this would go green.

Everyone just put on sunglasses and pants, and everything will be fine.

I guess I'll put the gimp back in his crate.

YOU DON'T WANT TO LOOK SUSPICIOUS.

Just keep him out, and we'll make up a story.

Okay. FYI, the story needs to incorporate a ten gallon paint bucket filled with Crisco, two feather dusters, a llama, and half a dozen cats. Oh, uh, make that five cats. Apparently the gimp was hungry.