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2012-06-01 12:33:55 AM  

Mr. Murder: Is it time to start sponsoring liters yet guys?

What should we make them do?


biatch-slap idios?

9beers: I can't believe that nobody has bought me TF yet. See if keep you people up to date in the next Trayvon Martin thread.


We don't care anymore, hatoodie. You've memed yer purpose, dog. Back to the kennel...

;)

P.S. Melanin is melanin, and violence is violence: deviolence, friend. Don't be the dog of democracy, be the citizen...
 
2012-06-01 12:34:44 AM  

smells_like_meat: Mr. Murder: What should we make them do?

[i271.photobucket.com image 263x192]

Lick our balls?


i6.photobucket.com

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-01 12:34:57 AM  

CommieTaoist: Mr. Murder: Is it time to start sponsoring liters yet guys?

What should we make them do?

I got one free month left to give, but since my judgement obviously isn't too keen tonight I was just going to pull up this thread in the morning (if it's still here). Not 9beers though, don't know if I'm that much of a masochist.


Let's be friends.
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-01 12:36:07 AM  

daRog: Ooshatielf: I have pudding.

[i.imgur.com image 275x207]


J-E-L-L-O
 
2012-06-01 12:37:14 AM  

Cyno01: [photos.imageevent.com image 580x998]


My god.
 
2012-06-01 12:37:50 AM  

Indubitably: We don't care anymore, hatoodie. You've memed yer purpose, dog. Back to the kennel...

;)



The other day, somebody posted that they only have two people on their ignore list, me and you.

How's that make you feel, bro?
 
2012-06-01 12:37:51 AM  

Ooshatielf: I have pudding.


chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-01 12:40:13 AM  
I know what this thread needs, some Cats Meow.
 
2012-06-01 12:41:49 AM  

rocketpants: possibly NSF Pony work


When the time comes, I need to (a) convince a particular coworker (who absolutely hates that cartoon) to let me plan his bachelor party, and (b) find a stripper who's willing to emerge from a giant cake wearing a pony costume.
 
2012-06-01 12:42:37 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Ooshatielf: I have pudding.

[chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com image 460x321]


yeeeeees. I ate it alll up!

Though, I did send Mr_Ectomy pudding flavored kit-kats.

Those were good.
 
2012-06-01 12:42:44 AM  
I'm not saying this thread is driving me to read Twilight Fan Fic...but...

i586.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-01 12:44:44 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-01 12:44:49 AM  

farkingismybusiness: Let's be friends.


i1156.photobucket.com

eh, what the hell, you were relatively amusing in here tonight. don't expect me to post a gay "welcome new tfarker ___" thread in TFD though. :)
 
2012-06-01 01:00:30 AM  
Fark was down for awhile. What did Drew do?
 
2012-06-01 01:02:31 AM  
I think Fark itself became sentient and joined Drew at the bar for a minute. This combined with Facebook having issues earlier has made for a truly weird night to be on the Interwebs.
 
2012-06-01 01:21:56 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-01 01:25:14 AM  

CommieTaoist: farkingismybusiness: Let's be friends.

[i1156.photobucket.com image 400x225]

eh, what the hell, you were relatively amusing in here tonight. don't expect me to post a gay "welcome new tfarker ___" thread in TFD though. :)


Awesome. Thanks man. I don't need a welcome thread. This is my 4th sponsorship. I know how it goes. Thanks again. I appreciate it.
 
2012-06-01 01:26:25 AM  

Cyno01: [i.imgur.com image 400x383]


So many lulz.
 
2012-06-01 01:29:47 AM  

WTFDYW: Fark was down for awhile. What did Drew do?


Did you check the outage page or lamecam? It wasn't Drew, but Mike.

"Fri Jun 1 00:28:26 EDT 2012: Replacing the battery in our database server's disk controller, so expect about a 5-10 min downtime "
 
2012-06-01 01:40:31 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: WTFDYW: Fark was down for awhile. What did Drew do?

Did you check the outage page or lamecam? It wasn't Drew, but Mike.

"Fri Jun 1 00:28:26 EDT 2012: Replacing the battery in our database server's disk controller, so expect about a 5-10 min downtime "


I was joking! Picturing Drew in the server room and falling in to shiat.

/let's see .... Hmmmm ...... this connection goes........ to this ....... WTF? Hey Mike! Get off the floor and help me here!
 
2012-06-01 01:46:40 AM  
Yeah, the battery replacement went fine, but when booting back up one of the disks was reporting bad sectors so it took a bit longer to replace that.
 
2012-06-01 01:50:36 AM  
I

BROKE

MY

ELBOW

TRYING

TO

SMELL

HER

VAGINA.
 
2012-06-01 01:50:53 AM  

Mike: Yeah, the battery replacement went fine, but when booting back up one of the disks was reporting bad sectors so it took a bit longer to replace that.


Hope you get paid well. You deserve it.

/thanks for quick replies when i have emailed you in the past.
 
2012-06-01 01:53:03 AM  

Mike: Yeah, the battery replacement went fine, but when booting back up one of the disks was reporting bad sectors so it took a bit longer to replace that.


Still getting the old 5 oh oh on the commented threads page.

/Yes, of course I logged out and back in again.
 
2012-06-01 01:55:21 AM  
Location:

In orbit, as usual.

[floats mystically past, giggling]
 
2012-06-01 01:55:43 AM  
Final

report

of

the

commercial

starship

Nostromo,

third

officer

reporting.

The

other

members

of

the

crew,

Kane,

Lambert,

Parker,

Brett,

Ash

and

Captain

Dallas,

are dead.

Cargo and ship destroyed.

I

should

reach

the

frontier

in

about

six

weeks.

With

a

little

luck,

the

network

will

pick

me

up.

This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.
 
2012-06-01 02:25:13 AM  

eyehate: Final

report

of

the

commercial

starship

Nostromo,

third

officer

reporting.

The

other

members

of

the

crew,

Kane,

Lambert,

Parker,

Brett,

Ash

and

Captain

Dallas,

are dead.

Cargo and ship destroyed.

I

should

reach

the

frontier

in

about

six

weeks.

With

a

little

luck,

the

network

will

pick

me

up.

This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.


cache.gawkerassets.com

I think you missed someone in your list.
 
2012-06-01 02:30:53 AM  
*sigh*

I always miss everything ...
 
2012-06-01 02:40:51 AM  

Bob Dolemite: there are few things as pathetic as not having $5


Oh indeed, indeed.

Hey Drew, I have boobies and can get beer! What say you to a TF? *bats eyelashes* *fluffs bosom*
 
2012-06-01 02:42:47 AM  

ToxicMunkee: Well. This is...jacked up.


Gotta post this first:

i3.photobucket.com

NOW:

*tacklehugs*

HY!
 
2012-06-01 02:52:00 AM  
hai guize!
/empty room echo.....

well, crap.
 
2012-06-01 07:46:28 AM  
YES! YES! YES! THANK YOU LORD!

I got to be part of an EPIC THREAD and got a simulpost on the same day! (Pg 12 Normal)
 
2012-06-01 07:48:43 AM  
3/4 Simulpost. Someday the whole cookie.
 
2012-06-01 08:30:37 AM  
What in the ever-loving f*ck did you guys do last night?
 
2012-06-01 08:37:02 AM  

bigpete53: What in the ever-loving f*ck did you guys do last night?


Drew got drunk. Things got greened. Ami whipped out her penis. Also I think someone got laid.
 
2012-06-01 08:45:58 AM  

bigpete53: What in the ever-loving f*ck did you guys do last night?


You really missed out.
 
2012-06-01 08:49:29 AM  

megalynn44: bigpete53: What in the ever-loving f*ck did you guys do last night?

You really missed out.


It would appear so. I decided to take a break from the internets last night and truly focus on my family all evening because I'd worked 37 hours in 2.5 days. Not upset with my choice, but I'm really bummed that I missed this.
 
2012-06-01 08:51:28 AM  

bigpete53: I'm really bummed that I missed this.


Yeah well, maybe next time.

Nothing left to see here now. Move along, citizen.
 
2012-06-01 09:05:46 AM  

daRog: bigpete53: I'm really bummed that I missed this.

Yeah well, maybe next time.

Nothing left to see here now. Move along, citizen.


YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH I'LL MOVE ALONG WHEN I DAMN WELL PLEASE
 
2012-06-01 09:08:13 AM  

kb7rky: ToxicMunkee: Well. This is...jacked up.

Gotta post this first:

[i3.photobucket.com image 240x320]

NOW:

*tacklehugs*

HY!


HY!
 
2012-06-01 09:15:07 AM  
/looks around

Has anyone seen my thong?
 
2012-06-01 10:53:22 AM  
Who hasn't?
 
2012-06-01 11:25:37 AM  

IcculusMaximus: fusillade762: Mr. Murder: So, who wants to see my pussy?

Is it Caturday already?

Mrs. Slocombe not available for comment.


Moz???!!
 
2012-06-01 12:21:46 PM  
THIS

THREAD

BELONGS

TO

ME

NOW.

IT

AND

I

ARE

GOING

TO

MAKE

SWEET

LOVE

NOW.

YOU

MAY

WATCH

IF

YOU

LIKE,

BUT

YOU

CAN

NOT

JOIN

IN!
 
2012-06-01 01:17:13 PM  

Grables'Daughter: /looks around

Has anyone seen my thong?


I'm flossing with it.
 
2012-06-01 01:30:30 PM  
hai...people still here. i take it the meth went over well then?
 
2012-06-01 01:39:23 PM  
Thanks for my 6 months of Total Fark, whoever you are.
 
2012-06-01 01:56:32 PM  
I don't care how late to the game I am, I'm still playing!
 
2012-06-01 01:56:38 PM  

Maud Dib: Grables'Daughter: /looks around

Has anyone seen my thong?

I'm flossing with it.


Oh.

Well then.

Carry on.
 
2012-06-01 02:15:55 PM  

HawgWild: I don't care how late to the game I am, I'm still playing!


How you doin?
 
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