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Smeggy Smurf		2012-06-01 03:38:41 AM

It's fitting the little crotchfruit is a ginger

zez		2012-06-01 03:42:14 AM

After reading that I don't know whether to laugh or cry

Virtuoso80		2012-06-01 03:50:35 AM

zez: After reading that I don't know whether to laugh or cry

Sounds you're suffering from chronic ambivalence. Or maybe not.

fusillade762		2012-06-01 03:53:50 AM

He's the perfect weapon against the Weeping Angels!

ArcadianRefugee		2012-06-01 04:14:09 AM

Smeggy Smurf: It's fitting the little crotchfruit is a ginger

Looks blond to me.

fusillade762: He's the perfect weapon against the Weeping Angels!

Did they win?

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OniExpress		2012-06-01 05:07:47 AM

Smeggy Smurf: It's fitting the little crotchfruit is a ginger

Get your eyes checked, arse.

Deuterium		2012-06-01 06:27:20 AM

cgalant		2012-06-01 08:50:20 AM

I may be nitpicking here, but:
"a rare condition that affects just two out of every million children."
"There are only 124 children with the condition in Britain"

2010 UK population: 62.2188M

So, either the entire UK population is made up of children, or fewer kids have this, or it's more common than they say, or it exploded in the last 2 years.

imontheinternet		2012-06-01 09:23:47 AM

This condition is serious, and you shouldn't make fun of its victims for a few cheap laughs.

Shame on all of you.

TommieFunk		2012-06-01 09:34:20 AM

Am I the only that noticed the parents aren't married?

/My lawn, get off of it.

piercedgeek		2012-06-01 09:52:13 AM

cgalant: I may be nitpicking here, but:
"a rare condition that affects just two out of every million children."
"There are only 124 children with the condition in Britain"

2010 UK population: 62.2188M

So, either the entire UK population is made up of children, or fewer kids have this, or it's more common than they say, or it exploded in the last 2 years.

I think they just used poor wording, and they meant 124 people in the UK have it (but it was diagnosed when they were children)

Desmo		2012-06-01 09:52:50 AM

Great, more chavs having babies. Why is it only the unmarried are having babies in the UK?

One up-side: maybe they'll in-breed to the point of extinction.

BigLuca		2012-06-01 11:07:52 AM

Woohoo, I'm averaging a greenlight once every 3 years now. I'll make mine in 2015 really special

Skr		2012-06-01 11:56:23 AM

/Another punch out on my ticket to hell I suppose.

idesofmarch		2012-06-01 12:14:11 PM

TommieFunk: Am I the only that noticed the parents aren't married?

The father looks like he spends time between taking care of the kid and studying for his remedial algebra course. Sad, sad, sad.

Diogenes Teufelsdrockh		2012-06-01 01:00:54 PM

Subby, the kid can play all the parts.

caddisfly		2012-06-01 01:58:24 PM

All three of those faces belong in the Idiocracy family tree.
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Saborlas		2012-06-01 02:38:45 PM

Reboot, hell! The only boot this series should've gotten is out the door!

TheHappTroll		2012-06-01 03:01:33 PM

Does he farkin' sparkle?

Dr.Knockboots		2012-06-01 03:23:34 PM

On the plus side, he'll NEVER need to take more than one picture at any event in his life.

brantgoose		2012-06-01 04:21:41 PM

Poor little bugger.

It's a mercy he was born in the UK. He may never have to express an emotion. Perhaps they can train him to pass for an aristocrat or at least upper middle class. If he can't talk, so much the better. No worries about accent or sociolect if he never speaks.

kim jong-un		2012-06-01 05:35:36 PM

fusillade762: He's the perfect weapon against the Weeping Angels!

Wouldn't it be easy to just shut one eye at a time? Sure it would be tedious, but it could be done for a long time.

DrSieb		2012-06-01 05:39:05 PM

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At least he'll have a job waiting for him.

stonelotus		2012-06-01 07:08:28 PM

R.I.P.
you shiny vampire

dready zim		2012-06-02 07:58:58 AM

But they look such good examples of the human species, how could they have produced some form of genetic failure? Meet the son of plasticface and potatohead. Anyone else find it amusing that they are taking the piss out of their crotchfruit by smiling?

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OniExpress: Smeggy Smurf: It's fitting the little crotchfruit is a ginger

Get your eyes checked, arse.

butthurt much?

Isildur		2012-06-02 01:14:57 PM

dready zim: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x675]

But they look such good examples of the human species, how could they have produced some form of genetic failure? Meet the son of plasticface and potatohead. Anyone else find it amusing that they are taking the piss out of their crotchfruit by smiling?

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OniExpress: Smeggy Smurf: It's fitting the little crotchfruit is a ginger

Get your eyes checked, arse.

butthurt much?

Do you think you're even remotely funny?

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