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(Daily Mail)   Looks like they found the actor to replace Robert Pattinson in a Twilight reboot in 2030   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 26
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2012-06-01 03:38:41 AM  
It's fitting the little crotchfruit is a ginger
 
zez
2012-06-01 03:42:14 AM  
After reading that I don't know whether to laugh or cry
 
2012-06-01 03:50:35 AM  

zez: After reading that I don't know whether to laugh or cry


Sounds you're suffering from chronic ambivalence. Or maybe not.
 
2012-06-01 03:53:50 AM  
He's the perfect weapon against the Weeping Angels!
 
2012-06-01 04:14:09 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: It's fitting the little crotchfruit is a ginger


Looks blond to me.

fusillade762: He's the perfect weapon against the Weeping Angels!


Did they win?

fashionablygeek.com
 
2012-06-01 05:07:47 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: It's fitting the little crotchfruit is a ginger


Get your eyes checked, arse.
 
2012-06-01 06:27:20 AM  
www.instructables.com
 
2012-06-01 08:50:20 AM  
I may be nitpicking here, but:
"a rare condition that affects just two out of every million children."
"There are only 124 children with the condition in Britain"

2010 UK population: 62.2188M

So, either the entire UK population is made up of children, or fewer kids have this, or it's more common than they say, or it exploded in the last 2 years.
 
2012-06-01 09:23:47 AM  
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This condition is serious, and you shouldn't make fun of its victims for a few cheap laughs.

Shame on all of you.
 
2012-06-01 09:34:20 AM  
Am I the only that noticed the parents aren't married?


/My lawn, get off of it.
 
2012-06-01 09:52:13 AM  

cgalant: I may be nitpicking here, but:
"a rare condition that affects just two out of every million children."
"There are only 124 children with the condition in Britain"

2010 UK population: 62.2188M

So, either the entire UK population is made up of children, or fewer kids have this, or it's more common than they say, or it exploded in the last 2 years.


I think they just used poor wording, and they meant 124 people in the UK have it (but it was diagnosed when they were children)
 
2012-06-01 09:52:50 AM  
Great, more chavs having babies. Why is it only the unmarried are having babies in the UK?

One up-side: maybe they'll in-breed to the point of extinction.
 
2012-06-01 11:07:52 AM  
Woohoo, I'm averaging a greenlight once every 3 years now. I'll make mine in 2015 really special
 
Skr
2012-06-01 11:56:23 AM  
blogs.discovermagazine.com

/Another punch out on my ticket to hell I suppose.
 
2012-06-01 12:14:11 PM  

TommieFunk: Am I the only that noticed the parents aren't married?


The father looks like he spends time between taking care of the kid and studying for his remedial algebra course. Sad, sad, sad.
 
2012-06-01 01:00:54 PM  
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Subby, the kid can play all the parts.
 
2012-06-01 01:58:24 PM  
All three of those faces belong in the Idiocracy family tree.
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-01 02:38:45 PM  
Reboot, hell! The only boot this series should've gotten is out the door!
 
2012-06-01 03:01:33 PM  
Does he farkin' sparkle?
 
2012-06-01 03:23:34 PM  
On the plus side, he'll NEVER need to take more than one picture at any event in his life.
 
2012-06-01 04:21:41 PM  
Poor little bugger.

It's a mercy he was born in the UK. He may never have to express an emotion. Perhaps they can train him to pass for an aristocrat or at least upper middle class. If he can't talk, so much the better. No worries about accent or sociolect if he never speaks.
 
2012-06-01 05:35:36 PM  

fusillade762: He's the perfect weapon against the Weeping Angels!


Wouldn't it be easy to just shut one eye at a time? Sure it would be tedious, but it could be done for a long time.
 
2012-06-01 05:39:05 PM  
chapelhilltonottinghill.files.wordpress.com

At least he'll have a job waiting for him.
 
2012-06-01 07:08:28 PM  
i1207.photobucket.com
R.I.P.
you shiny vampire
 
2012-06-02 07:58:58 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

But they look such good examples of the human species, how could they have produced some form of genetic failure? Meet the son of plasticface and potatohead. Anyone else find it amusing that they are taking the piss out of their crotchfruit by smiling?

also

OniExpress: Smeggy Smurf: It's fitting the little crotchfruit is a ginger

Get your eyes checked, arse.


butthurt much?
 
2012-06-02 01:14:57 PM  

dready zim: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x675]

But they look such good examples of the human species, how could they have produced some form of genetic failure? Meet the son of plasticface and potatohead. Anyone else find it amusing that they are taking the piss out of their crotchfruit by smiling?

also

OniExpress: Smeggy Smurf: It's fitting the little crotchfruit is a ginger

Get your eyes checked, arse.

butthurt much?



Do you think you're even remotely funny?
 
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