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(LiveLeak)   Very thorough security guard could give lessons to the TSA   (liveleak.com) divider line 27
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2012-05-31 06:28:48 PM  
Hey, he didn't check that kid! What if he had a bomb in his butt?
 
2012-05-31 06:47:31 PM  
I don't like religion, but watching people being patted down to attend a religious service because of the very real threat of people bombing said gatherings is just so depressing.


And that turd with the camera giggling like a little girl needs a cockpunch.
 
2012-05-31 07:29:27 PM  
The happiest gay man in all of Iraq.
 
2012-05-31 08:41:45 PM  
Why aren't people as cheerful when I squeeze their asses?
 
2012-05-31 09:23:33 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: And that turd with the camera giggling like a little girl needs a cockpunch.


Heh, I was giggling at him giggling, thought those butt squeezes were hilarious...guess you and me shouldn't hang out unless I wear a cup.
 
2012-05-31 09:42:25 PM  

eraser8: Why aren't people as cheerful when I squeeze their asses?


Because you follow up with surprise buttsecks?
 
2012-05-31 09:42:36 PM  
I loved all the people who looked back at him afterwards. Ha ha ha.
 
2012-06-01 12:12:01 AM  
TSA would never let the little boys pass without a 'security' grope.
 
2012-06-01 02:31:06 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-01 02:34:25 AM  
heh reminds me of this security guard at a Bad Religion show I went to in Detroit back in the 90's. He would start at the head and shoulders and work his way down to your shoes. He would give the ass a nice squeeze on the way down and a "cup check" on the way back up...
 
2012-06-01 03:49:07 AM  
He certainly seems to enjoy his work.
 
2012-06-01 05:51:50 AM  
So, they are like us? They do have a sense of humor? Can we sop killing them now?
 
2012-06-01 08:13:21 AM  

FatalDischarge: Can we sop killing them now?


Killing them is already SOP.
 
2012-06-01 09:19:42 AM  
that kid was loaded with C4.
 
2012-06-01 10:09:55 AM  
I'm pretty sure, based on his grin and occasional glances at the camera, that this is a punk'd style joke and he's not a real security guard.
 
2012-06-01 10:55:10 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: I loved all the people who looked back at him afterwards. Ha ha ha.


That was the best part. All the 'WTF just happened' looks. Hilarious. Imagine this happening in the states. There'd be a fight within 30 seconds.
 
2012-06-01 11:46:44 AM  
Can't stop lauging
 
2012-06-01 12:18:23 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

I just got a great new idea for erotic fiction!
 
2012-06-01 04:37:21 PM  
He's a good man. And through.
 
2012-06-01 07:25:04 PM  
No underwear bomber will ever get pass that man. He will debrief all men before that happens.
 
2012-06-01 07:31:23 PM  
double squeeze on the third kid at 0:56
 
2012-06-01 07:41:58 PM  
There needs to be a "parp!" sound whenever he does his special squeeze
 
2012-06-01 08:23:33 PM  

capitafun: Can't stop lauging


Seconded!

Almost all the way through... especially at the one guy who went up on tippy-toes like he'd been goosed LMAO
 
2012-06-01 08:45:54 PM  
Challenge

www.demotivationalposters.org
 
2012-06-01 11:05:40 PM  
That was hilarious. "Couldn't possibly be filmed in America" is a favorite genre of mine.
 
2012-06-02 07:21:37 AM  
Can't tell when you're being mocked, eh?
 
2012-06-02 03:42:59 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: I don't like religion, but watching people being patted down to attend a religious service because of the very real threat of people bombing said gatherings is just so depressing.


And that turd with the camera giggling like a little girl needs a cockpunch.


At no point are butt-squeezes required for a pat down. The guard's patdown was terrible everywhere else, and it would be easy to sneak things by him, but he makes damn sure every buttock is real?

Giggling was required.
 
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