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(NJ.com)   Slideshow of swimsuit pics from Memorial Day on the Jersey shore. You know you want to look   (photos.nj.com) divider line 65
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2012-05-31 11:02:42 PM  
#1 is a winner.
 
2012-05-31 11:16:28 PM  

jaylectricity: #1 is a winner.


Yeah, in arm wrestling.
 
2012-05-31 11:32:40 PM  
Well if the girls get sand in their vaginas, there's plenty of douchebags to go around.
 
2012-05-31 11:36:39 PM  
media.nj.com

Clearly the girl on the left left her various pearl necklaces on a bit too long.
 
2012-05-31 11:38:16 PM  
media.nj.com

Twin chins
 
2012-05-31 11:38:57 PM  
media.nj.com

So cute!
 
2012-05-31 11:41:47 PM  
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The eyes are stunning. Good thing, because it distracted me from her gums.
 
2012-05-31 11:43:48 PM  
media.nj.com

Something tells me the girl on the left doesn't talk nearly as much as you want her to. Mostly because she doesn't want to interrupt her friend on the right who could only shut up long enough to take this picture. I'll bet that smile is bullshiat, too.
 
2012-05-31 11:44:42 PM  
media.nj.com

This photo deserves some attention.
 
2012-05-31 11:46:13 PM  
media.nj.com

One of these girls is 17. Can you guess which one?
 
2012-05-31 11:49:56 PM  
media.nj.com

Hula hoop girl takes no joy in her craft.
 
2012-05-31 11:51:30 PM  
media.nj.com

How long can you look at the girl in the middle's face? I made it to about 8 seconds.
 
2012-05-31 11:52:22 PM  
media.nj.com

Yes. Just yes.
 
2012-05-31 11:55:10 PM  
media.nj.com

We may have just found the perfect set of boobies. But we'll never know because she's using a performance enhancing garment.
 
2012-05-31 11:56:06 PM  
Je ne pas un bookmark
 
2012-05-31 11:56:39 PM  
media.nj.com

She looks superimposed at the beach.
 
2012-06-01 12:00:04 AM  
I didn't post all of them, there's a few other good ones in there. How many of you now feel inappropriate with a little boy in the thread?

media.nj.com
 
2012-06-01 01:48:27 AM  
Number 1 has a friendly, girl-next-door quality.
The guys look gay NTTAWWT
 
2012-06-01 01:49:25 AM  
Memorial day. Are they remembering Normandy?
 
2012-06-01 01:52:21 AM  

jaylectricity: [media.nj.com image 640x456]

Clearly the girl on the left left her various pearl necklaces on a bit too long.


I know I'm getting old when I first think - giiiirl get out of the sun! You have spots and a mole already!
 
2012-06-01 01:53:53 AM  
media.nj.com

www.giantsfootballblog.com
 
2012-06-01 01:54:28 AM  
jaylectricity:
One of these girls is 17. Can you guess which one?

The age of consent in NJ is 16.... so, I'll take all 3?
 
2012-06-01 01:58:35 AM  
Slideshow

Thanks but no thanks.

of swimsuit pics from Memorial Day

Meh. Could take it or leave it. I'm at work anyway.

on the Jersey shore

Where those disgusting orange assholes live?

You know you want to look

How about no.
 
2012-06-01 01:59:24 AM  
I miss Jersey girls.
 
2012-06-01 01:59:54 AM  

cyks: jaylectricity:
One of these girls is 17. Can you guess which one?

The age of consent in NJ is 16.... so, I'll take all 3?


chzvideogames.files.wordpress.com

/you can pick up your dates in your new van
 
2012-06-01 02:07:11 AM  
De-slide-ify, please...
 
2012-06-01 02:12:42 AM  
Whoo, Jersey Shore, baby! Sexy 4 Life!
img.thesun.co.uk
It's a Jersey thing!
img.thesun.co.uk
 
2012-06-01 02:19:52 AM  
New Jersey?

Heck, I have over 100 relatives in Jersey and I've been to lots of beaches there.

It would be cool if I saw one of my cous-OH yeah there she is.

/how embarrassing for her...
 
2012-06-01 02:32:48 AM  

wedding vegetables: Slideshow

Thanks but no thanks.

of swimsuit pics from Memorial Day

Meh. Could take it or leave it. I'm at work anyway.

on the Jersey shore

Where those disgusting orange assholes live?

You know you want to look

How about no.


You are so....farking.......badass
 
2012-06-01 02:43:30 AM  

bel4sucks: wedding vegetables: Slideshow

Thanks but no thanks.

of swimsuit pics from Memorial Day

Meh. Could take it or leave it. I'm at work anyway.

on the Jersey shore

Where those disgusting orange assholes live?

You know you want to look

How about no.

You are so....farking.......badass bored


Fixed to reflect reality.
 
2012-06-01 03:49:16 AM  

jaylectricity: [media.nj.com image 640x959]

The eyes are stunning. Good thing, because it distracted me from her gums.



I was unaware she had eyes, or gums. Kudos for noticing minor details.
 
2012-06-01 03:51:45 AM  

jaylectricity: [media.nj.com image 640x456]

One of these girls is 17. Can you guess which one?



Is this some sort of taste test.
 
2012-06-01 04:22:32 AM  
Like half of those pics are of dudes. WTF, fark? WTF?
 
2012-06-01 04:28:57 AM  
i28.photobucket.com

Meh, you get the joke. I'm too tired to finish. Also starting o really hate looking at Axe Body Spray pictures, more so than usual.
 
2012-06-01 04:30:54 AM  
*to
 
2012-06-01 05:06:51 AM  

jaylectricity: [media.nj.com image 640x456]

Clearly the girl on the left left her various pearl necklaces on a bit too long.


Yeah, that could be skin cancer...
 
2012-06-01 05:37:46 AM  
very clever jaylectricity, bravo!
 
2012-06-01 07:45:00 AM  
i lived in Neptune City - this thread brings back the memory. i hate you.
 
2012-06-01 08:27:02 AM  
For those who didn't click, lots of "meh, not bad", with some sausages and a few real cuties thrown in.
 
2012-06-01 08:41:50 AM  
I was at the beach in NJ on Saturday and yesterday. Fun people and a great time. I think these photos kind of accurately reflect that people at the shore were feeling damn good to be there.

Meanwhile, I was astounded that the water was warm! Usually it is as frigid as ice right now.
 
2012-06-01 08:55:46 AM  
What? No Jaeger Bombs?
 
2012-06-01 08:56:50 AM  
media.nj.com

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-01 08:59:58 AM  
A Young Ones reference? Very Metal.
 
2012-06-01 09:14:54 AM  

Pert: [media.nj.com image 640x426]

[25.media.tumblr.com image 400x306]


Yep, this is terribly full of win.

/I told you that, Mike, you bloody cheat!
 
2012-06-01 09:38:44 AM  
Maserati Merak - it wouldn't look too out of place 30 to 40 years ago, and it's a much sexier car than the Delorean.

www.stusbrewscruise.info
 
2012-06-01 09:39:27 AM  
Wrong Thread
/Obviously!
 
2012-06-01 09:53:01 AM  
Boring
 
2012-06-01 09:58:07 AM  
farking bennys.
 
2012-06-01 10:12:58 AM  

MrJesus: farking bennys.


Yeah I agree with this. Although I will never understand the attraction to Pt. Pleasant. The town wants to project a family friendly image, almost like Wildwood (although I still don't understand why the town of Wildwood, North Wildwood and Wildwood Crest haven't banned the seedy tattoo and peiricing shops from the Boardwalk if they wanted to have a family friendly image), but yet the have two of the most popular beach/nightclubs on the Jersey Shore, which attracts early to mid 20 somethings to get totally wasted on the beach and then party all night in the most popular beach clubs. I just to get it. Although, a new law goes into effect one month from to day or today for all I know, that forces the two clubs to close at midnight. I guess that everyone will be going to D'jai's and Bar A in that case.

/NJ Resident.
//Loves the Beach at Asbury Park
///Still guido free, but not Bennie Free.
////Bennie Go Home!
 
2012-06-01 10:19:52 AM  

Weirdnjfan1: MrJesus: farking bennys.

Yeah I agree with this. Although I will never understand the attraction to Pt. Pleasant. The town wants to project a family friendly image, almost like Wildwood (although I still don't understand why the town of Wildwood, North Wildwood and Wildwood Crest haven't banned the seedy tattoo and peiricing shops from the Boardwalk if they wanted to have a family friendly image), but yet the have two of the most popular beach/nightclubs on the Jersey Shore, which attracts early to mid 20 somethings to get totally wasted on the beach and then party all night in the most popular beach clubs. I just to get it. Although, a new law goes into effect one month from to day or today for all I know, that forces the two clubs to close at midnight. I guess that everyone will be going to D'jai's and Bar A in that case.

/NJ Resident.
//Loves the Beach at Asbury Park
///Still guido free, but not Bennie Free.
////Bennie Go Home!


Yeah good luck with that. Belmar is the town that started the whole kick out the benny crowd thing. They banned congregating on your own front lawn, for christ's sake. I'd anticipate they go down to Sleaside where they belong.

/Former Lifelong NJ Resident
//Loves the free beaches of IOP, Sullivan's, and Folly all 15 minutes away with no traffic
 
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