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(The Smoking Gun)   Murderer admits to eating victim's heart and brains, made no comment on the appropriate wine pairing   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 38
    More: Sick, wine pairing, cannibals, no comments, murderers, heart, Harford County Sheriff's Office  
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2012-05-31 05:38:17 PM
www.supplewine.com

Just the right pairing!
 
2012-05-31 05:43:48 PM
A fine Chianti...

/thpthpthp
 
2012-05-31 05:46:06 PM
What's up with the black dude zombie apocalypse lately?
 
2012-05-31 10:45:53 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: What's up with the black dude zombie apocalypse lately?


The term Zombie originated from west Africa
 
2012-05-31 10:46:05 PM
That's two zombie black men. Let the race wars begin. Where is Fox News when you need it?

//just sayin'
//slashies
 
2012-05-31 10:46:17 PM
Eat when hungry.
 
2012-05-31 10:48:15 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: A fine Chianti...

/thpthpthp


No fava beans?
 
2012-05-31 10:48:31 PM
What does Fox News call two black brain and face eating zombies/cannibals? The New Black Panther Party!

//haha
///couldn't resist
//not trolling, seriously
//slash heaven
 
2012-05-31 10:50:40 PM

thenewmissus: That's two zombie black men. Let the race wars begin. Where is Fox News when you need it?

//just sayin'
//slashies


But their victims were black...
 
2012-05-31 10:51:49 PM
Pinot Noir goes with pretty much everything.
 
2012-05-31 10:52:01 PM

rebelyell2006: thenewmissus: That's two zombie black men. Let the race wars begin. Where is Fox News when you need it?

//just sayin'
//slashies

But their victims were black...


So a Pinot Noir then?
 
2012-05-31 10:52:29 PM
Victim in Miami was not black
 
2012-05-31 10:52:54 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-31 10:53:44 PM
Isn't this the third cannibal story this week?

Be back later. Need to build that rocket-powered chainsaw.
 
2012-05-31 10:54:01 PM
blogs.miaminewtimes.com
I think Maynard can help:
Link
 
2012-05-31 10:54:58 PM
thenewmissus: That's two zombie black men. Let the race wars begin. Where is Fox News when you need it?

//just sayin'
//slashies

But their victims were black...

So a Pinot Noir then?

Grape Kool-Aid.................
//I know I am going to hell.....
//taking the slashes with me
 
2012-05-31 10:56:02 PM
 
2012-05-31 10:58:49 PM

austin_millbarge: [blogs.miaminewtimes.com image 200x200]
I think Maynard can help:
Link


That's just awesome.
 
2012-05-31 10:59:29 PM
This story's relentless submissions in the Fark queue is proof that Zombies never stop.
 
2012-05-31 11:01:37 PM
They were lovers who met on blackpeoplemeat.com.
 
2012-05-31 11:01:59 PM
Ripple or Thunderbird.


/if youre going toeat offal, you might as well drink swill.
 
2012-05-31 11:02:02 PM
What about that bisexual-pron-actor-cat-killing-murdering-body-part-mailing-sicko?

It's truly been a disgusting, week.
 
2012-05-31 11:02:14 PM
Fox News is Not news.

They forfeited their news card today.

To believe them anything is to sell your mind short of understanding anything substantive.

Disavow Fox.

Stop watching them, now, or be an afterthought...

Thank you.
 
2012-05-31 11:03:18 PM
Who wrote the TSG article? It sounded like a Brit, using words like "tins". But I got more of an impression that it was copied from some inadequately sourced newspaper article written in England based on some rumors from some African tourists, proofread in Scotland, emailed to Russia for fact-finding, passed through the Chinese Central Committee for flavor and bounced to TSG for release.

Wait. Now it sounds like I'm giving TSG cultural points they haven't earned.
 
2012-05-31 11:05:31 PM

struct:
No fava beans?


farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2012-05-31 11:10:23 PM
Clearly, it's more of a cocktail meal.

static3.wine-searcher.net
 
2012-05-31 11:13:02 PM
 
2012-05-31 11:19:27 PM
For me, room temp Blatz goes well with human flesh.
 
2012-05-31 11:31:15 PM

steve_lou: [zombie zombie zombie]


Does anybody else suddenly want to play Pandemic 2?

/Shut.
//Down.
///Everything.
 
2012-05-31 11:38:23 PM
Well, I guess it's time to start fortifying some shiat.
 
2012-05-31 11:39:38 PM
Black men love white meat...
 
2012-05-31 11:53:24 PM
I better go buy that machete I've had my eye on...
 
2012-06-01 12:05:55 AM
Fear less.
 
2012-06-01 12:23:44 AM
Someone contact the Umbrella Corp. This shiat is getting ridiculous.
 
2012-06-01 12:31:14 AM
Maybe Cracked was right.... But were they right enough to not make a 5 page article? No.
 
2012-06-01 12:31:17 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: Isn't this the third cannibal story this week?

Be back later. Need to build that rocket-powered chainsaw.


Don't forget about the professor who cut off his wife's lips then ate them.
 
2012-06-01 12:43:17 AM

farkingismybusiness: Fluorescent Testicle: Isn't this the third cannibal story this week?

Be back later. Need to build that rocket-powered chainsaw.

Don't forget about the professor who cut off his wife's lips then ate them.


Karolinska institute. Damn. Wonder if Hans rosling knew the Guy.
 
2012-06-01 02:04:18 AM

JustinCase: farkingismybusiness: Fluorescent Testicle: Isn't this the third cannibal story this week?

Be back later. Need to build that rocket-powered chainsaw.

Don't forget about the professor who cut off his wife's lips then ate them.

Karolinska institute. Damn. Wonder if Hans rosling knew the Guy.


Ask him if he knows Hodjattallah Rabbani, the "swedish professor" (who isn't a professor nor swedish)
 
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