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(Charlotte Observer) NewsFlash John Edwards is guilty of being a douchebag. And banging ugly mistresses. And having great hair. And that's it   (charlotteobserver.com) divider line 36
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2012-05-31 04:46:22 PM  
7 votes:

Brick-House: Retry????


No, Fail.

/It's the South, so "abort" isn't an option.
2012-05-31 04:44:36 PM  
7 votes:
If John Edwards and Donald Trump accidentally bumped heads would the Universe Explode?
2012-05-31 04:51:01 PM  
4 votes:

wildsnowllama: If John Edwards and Donald Trump accidentally bumped heads would the Universe Explode?


partikal7.files.wordpress.com
2012-05-31 04:49:57 PM  
4 votes:
media.salon.com

Soon
2012-05-31 04:48:10 PM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com

I bet he didn't see that happening.
2012-05-31 05:39:26 PM  
3 votes:
bestof.longislandpress.com
"Was there a verdict? There was? Because that's what I'm getting. I'm getting a 'G'. Galty, goolty? Guilty? Guilty? I't guilty, and I'm getting a 'not'. So guilty? Not guilty? Definitely one of those. Who's Bob?"
2012-05-31 04:51:39 PM  
3 votes:
Say, did you guys know that John Edwards is the son of a mill worker?
2012-05-31 04:45:50 PM  
3 votes:
BEHOLD THE POWER OF HIS HAIR!
2012-05-31 04:43:55 PM  
3 votes:
All this would have been funnier if he actually became our VP.
2012-05-31 06:59:37 PM  
2 votes:

thisisyourbrainonFark: Soon


i.imgur.com

"Yes. Soon."
2012-05-31 05:07:21 PM  
2 votes:

durbnpoisn: This just goes to show that only the dumbest people in the country get placed on juries. And that is a fatal flaw in our legal system.


i49.tinypic.com

"Guilt or innocence, that's not my job. It's my duty to pick up scum-sucking punks like yourself who are accused of a crime. A jury of twelve really stupid people who are easily swayed by rich, fat-cat, slimy lawyers, who'll do anything but tell the truth, will sit in judgment of you. It's as American as a burrito. "
2012-05-31 04:54:12 PM  
2 votes:
Nice! Kerry/Edwards '04 gets to stay on my bumper!
2012-05-31 04:46:54 PM  
2 votes:

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Meh...

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At least we know he's sensitive to transgender issues.
2012-05-31 09:37:04 PM  
1 votes:
"Republicans: stop wasting tax payer dollars trying to prosecute Democrats for doing things that aren't illegal, even though they may be immoral. It's one major reason why moderates turn away from your party."

Oh for fark's sake, he wasn't prosecuted for having an affair you dumb farking retard. He spent campaign funds paying off his mistress and he allowed a specific donor to donate above what the limits of the law were. That IS illegal.

/seriously, be more stupid.
2012-05-31 07:45:03 PM  
1 votes:
John Edwards to Rod Blagojevich-

"You know what the difference between you and me is? I make this hair look good... well that, and I'm not going to jail."
2012-05-31 07:42:28 PM  
1 votes:

Somacandra: thisisyourbrainonFark: Soon

[i.imgur.com image 640x480]

"Yes. Soon."


i46.tinypic.com
2012-05-31 05:59:06 PM  
1 votes:
His only regret...

Is that he has...



Bone-itis.
2012-05-31 05:48:42 PM  
1 votes:
I knew every'ting would be ok, John. Now come on home, bebbe.

www.yardflex.com
2012-05-31 05:36:20 PM  
1 votes:
Edwards' mother, Bobbie Edwards, said, "We prayed for this and God answered our prayers."

If only they had prayed to cure Elizabeth when she had cancer.....
2012-05-31 05:29:30 PM  
1 votes:
and our long national nightmare comes to a clo... SNORE
2012-05-31 05:08:32 PM  
1 votes:
After the mistrial was declared, Edwards hugged his parents and his daughter, Cate, and members of his legal team in a quiet celebration.

Edwards' mother, Bobbie Edwards, said, "We prayed for this and God answered our prayers."

The prosecution has pledged to bring charges against God for jury tampering.
2012-05-31 05:05:15 PM  
1 votes:
Stupid sexy Edwards...
2012-05-31 05:03:04 PM  
1 votes:
I hope he starts dating Casey Anthony, for the lulz.
2012-05-31 05:01:34 PM  
1 votes:

Craptastic: He's a douchebag, she's not ugly, and he has glorious hair.


Subby has earned 66.6%.


t3.gstatic.com

No, it's definitely a 3/3
2012-05-31 04:59:17 PM  
1 votes:
www.majhost.com
2012-05-31 04:59:13 PM  
1 votes:
Judge, we have a unanimous decision. We all agree there's no way we can agree on a verdict.
2012-05-31 04:54:56 PM  
1 votes:
Does this mean gas is gonna go up another 25 cents?
2012-05-31 04:53:49 PM  
1 votes:
He's a douchebag, she's not ugly, and he has glorious hair.


Subby has earned 66.6%.
2012-05-31 04:53:42 PM  
1 votes:

metallion: Right now, it's just a waste of taxpayer money. I mean, it's not like he's going to do any jail time..


That would have just killed his wife...oh, wait...
2012-05-31 04:52:05 PM  
1 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: Pants full of macaroni!!: Just goes to show you, and it'll show you once again: JURIES LOVE FAMOUS PEOPLE.

This.

I'm convinced that it's part of our DNA -- something to do with our evolution and survival.


It's also possible the man isn't legally guilty.
2012-05-31 04:51:37 PM  
1 votes:
Can't they give him the death penalty just for sh*ts & grins?
2012-05-31 04:50:47 PM  
1 votes:
This was just another Obama inside job. He made one of this cadre of white women have sex with Edwards because Obama knew he couldn't defeat him one-on-one.
2012-05-31 04:47:56 PM  
1 votes:
Hillary/Edwards in 2016!
2012-05-31 04:47:46 PM  
1 votes:

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Meh...

[imeanwhat.com image 300x300]


i758.photobucket.com
2012-05-31 04:46:53 PM  
1 votes:

Felgraf: Hrm. Unfortunate, but being a raging douchebag is not against the law. I had wondered if this would be the outcome.


That's been the general consensus on the legal blogs I read.

However, you will be pleased to know his vanity project here at UNC-Chapel Hill (the Center for Poverty, Work and Opportunity) is still in existence, and still providing crony jobs on the taxpayer's dime. It's not like he's going to be doing without his lunch money.

/North Carolina, the new New Jersey
2012-05-31 04:43:55 PM  
1 votes:
Cue "ZOMG EDWARD'S GOT NO JUSTICE!!" Facebook statuses.
 
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