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(CBC)   Canada's secret space program announces its first incredible success   (cbc.ca) divider line 113
    More: Repeat, Saturn, garbage trucks, wake-up call, Edmonton Monday morning, Brian Fortuin, Garbage truck lands  
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2012-05-31 06:32:07 AM
I know this is a repeat from earlier, but I really like this headline and I'm re-greening it with the Repeat tag.
 
2012-05-31 04:27:26 PM
I heard it was headed for Uranus...
 
2012-05-31 04:45:49 PM
Ok subby - I laughed.
 
2012-05-31 05:25:09 PM
one small step for garbage......
 
2012-05-31 05:41:33 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-31 05:54:23 PM
finally they get whole vehicles off the earth and onto saturn vs just little things like arms on space shuttles
 
2012-05-31 05:55:12 PM
Well played subby.

+1
 
2012-05-31 05:56:17 PM
So that was really good, and I lollered.
 
2012-05-31 05:56:36 PM
This is a repeat from a few hours ago. Alzheimer's much? :-)

encrypted-tbn0.google.com
 
2012-05-31 05:57:57 PM
I'm sad that this is a repeat because your headline was so much better than the other one
 
2012-05-31 05:58:16 PM
Wow! Again?

http://www.fark.com/comments/7136393/Actual-headline-Garbage-truck-la n ds-on-Saturn

(I want whatever the mods are having)
 
2012-05-31 05:59:11 PM
Awesome headline is awesome.
 
2012-05-31 05:59:21 PM
Damn... how many garbage trucks is Canada planning to send up there? Did Michigan stop accepting the Canuckian garbage?
 
2012-05-31 05:59:48 PM

rooftop235: This is a repeat from a few hours ago. Alzheimer's much? :-)

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I forgot to come here to say this.
 
2012-05-31 06:02:10 PM

A_fuente: Wow! Again?

http://www.fark.com/comments/7136393/Actual-headline-Garbage-truck-la n ds-on-Saturn

(I want whatever the mods are having)


A) Mods don't greenlight... admins do.

B) This would have been a different shift of Admins than the earlier green.

C) Doesn't mean they aren't all completely blasted on crack and malt liquor.

D) here to help...
 
2012-05-31 06:04:54 PM
Heh, i used to live within ten minutes walk of that intersection, so i'm getting a kick...
 
2012-05-31 06:05:52 PM
America's Hat rides again!
 
2012-05-31 06:05:58 PM
Smooth, I love it.
 
2012-05-31 06:06:36 PM
OK subby, you got me on that one...+1 for you. Made me lol.

Police are still investigating what caused the garbage truck to roll, but Fortuin believes it may have been going too fast to make the corner.

//Thank you officer obvious, it tipped over going round the corner? and you say it might have been going too fast? And that caused the tippage? You don't say.
 
2012-05-31 06:09:18 PM
I'd be grateful...one of the happiest day of my life when I got rid of that POS Saturn I had...plus since they are discontinued, they'll get way more for the car from insurance than they ever would trading it in or selling it.
 
2012-05-31 06:13:59 PM
+1 subby.. nicely done.
 
2012-05-31 06:17:46 PM
.
 
2012-05-31 06:18:48 PM
Best. Headline. EVAR.
 
2012-05-31 06:21:45 PM
yeah, that was funny.
 
2012-05-31 06:22:38 PM
Oh, man. Well done.
 
2012-05-31 06:35:33 PM

here to help: C) Doesn't mean they aren't all completely blasted on crack and malt liquor.


And I'm all out of crack. It's Colt 45 time.

Actually, I saw this in the link voting queue and it got a good laugh out of me, so I figured people that didn't see the earlier thread might appreciate the headline/link combination as much as I did.
 
2012-05-31 06:38:46 PM
The rings of Saturn are composed entirely of Canadian garbage, but the real object of the secret Canadian Aero-Space Program (CASPER*) is to put Céline Dion on the Moon by 2014. Their motto: "The World Will Go On--Without Céline Dion".

*The Friendly Space Ghost
 
2012-05-31 06:46:17 PM
Context HOTY.
 
2012-05-31 06:46:47 PM
+1 for you subby. LMAO
 
2012-05-31 06:48:11 PM

Unfreakable: I know this is a repeat from earlier, but I really like this headline and I'm re-greening it with the Repeat tag.


Yay!
 
2012-05-31 06:48:29 PM
There's a repeat tag?
 
2012-05-31 06:49:29 PM
Headline Of The Year, right here. Wow.
 
2012-05-31 06:50:10 PM

Bondith: There's a repeat tag?


Yes, but it's for admin use only & rarely used.
 
2012-05-31 06:50:43 PM
You know what this means?

EDMONTON FARK PARTY!
 
2012-05-31 06:51:47 PM

here to help: Damn... how many garbage trucks is Canada planning to send up there? Did Michigan stop accepting the Canuckian garbage?


Hey, you. I miss you over on TF. :-)
 
2012-05-31 06:56:49 PM
All these headlines are yours except Europa
Attempt no LULZ there
 
2012-05-31 07:09:56 PM
My favorite Canadian sci fi novel, "Have garbage truck will travel."
 
2012-05-31 07:25:30 PM
There's a Repeat tag, but no Arizona or Texas tag??...or North Carolina or Kansas?...or Louisiana or Missouri or Arizona or Utah or...okay, I see the problem. Outrage withdrawn.
 
2012-05-31 07:26:05 PM
Very clever headline. Well done.
 
2012-05-31 07:39:13 PM

Unfreakable: here to help: C) Doesn't mean they aren't all completely blasted on crack and malt liquor.

And I'm all out of crack. It's Colt 45 time.

Actually, I saw this in the link voting queue and it got a good laugh out of me, so I figured people that didn't see the earlier thread might appreciate the headline/link combination as much as I did.


Good call. It is a far superior headline and it would be a shame to lose it. Even got me going for a second.

Bathia_Mapes: Hey, you. I miss you over on TF. :-)


Hello there, Miss Mapes. How are ya? I've been kind of busy lately anyway so I doubt I'd have been much entertainment. I'm sure someone will eventually come along and pull me from the abyss at some point though. For now... I'll stink along with the rest of the stinky liters. It ain't so bad.

*stinks*

:-D
 
2012-05-31 07:41:08 PM
I laughed, which is surprising given that this headline is worth only .9681 American headlines.
 
2012-05-31 07:45:11 PM

here to help: Unfreakable: here to help: C) Doesn't mean they aren't all completely blasted on crack and malt liquor.

And I'm all out of crack. It's Colt 45 time.

Actually, I saw this in the link voting queue and it got a good laugh out of me, so I figured people that didn't see the earlier thread might appreciate the headline/link combination as much as I did.

Good call. It is a far superior headline and it would be a shame to lose it. Even got me going for a second.

Bathia_Mapes: Hey, you. I miss you over on TF. :-)

Hello there, Miss Mapes. How are ya? I've been kind of busy lately anyway so I doubt I'd have been much entertainment. I'm sure someone will eventually come along and pull me from the abyss at some point though. For now... I'll stink along with the rest of the stinky liters. It ain't so bad.

*stinks*

:-D


Heh! He who smelt it, dealt it.
 
2012-05-31 07:46:53 PM
t3.gstatic.com

/obvious
//obligatory
 
2012-05-31 07:49:07 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-05-31 07:49:29 PM
*distributes poo particles evenly amongst thread posters*

/socialism at work...
 
2012-05-31 07:53:20 PM

Bathia_Mapes: here to help: Unfreakable: here to help: C) Doesn't mean they aren't all completely blasted on crack and malt liquor.

And I'm all out of crack. It's Colt 45 time.

Actually, I saw this in the link voting queue and it got a good laugh out of me, so I figured people that didn't see the earlier thread might appreciate the headline/link combination as much as I did.

Good call. It is a far superior headline and it would be a shame to lose it. Even got me going for a second.

Bathia_Mapes: Hey, you. I miss you over on TF. :-)

Hello there, Miss Mapes. How are ya? I've been kind of busy lately anyway so I doubt I'd have been much entertainment. I'm sure someone will eventually come along and pull me from the abyss at some point though. For now... I'll stink along with the rest of the stinky liters. It ain't so bad.

*stinks*

:-D

Heh! He who smelt it, dealt it.


Hiya, gorgeous.

Did you hear?

I've decided to be clear here.

Not sure if sad or happy?

Poems will be scarcer.

However, please let me reiterate: Canada's secrets don't just include space, man. Most beautiful women and best sex ever belong to women of the north too, imo. *hugs*

;)
 
2012-05-31 07:53:30 PM

Unfreakable: I know this is a repeat from earlier, but I really like this headline and I'm re-greening it with the Repeat tag.


I don't know what surprises me the most: The awesome headline or the fact that there's a Repeat tag.

Or that this is not actually butter.
 
2012-05-31 07:55:19 PM
And no Smart/Funny buttons on Repeats? C'MOOOOOON!!!!
 
2012-05-31 07:57:21 PM
Give subby a hand
lh4.ggpht.com
 
2012-05-31 07:57:38 PM
Headline of the month. Send a hooker to subby's room and put it on my tab. Hell throw in a couple of your best Dominican cigars and a case of rum too.
 
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