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(ABC)   John Edwards possibly to join the exclusive club that has prestigious members like Rod Blagojevich and Tom Delay. Live verdict now   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 91
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2012-05-31 02:54:09 PM  
Christ on a sidecar - the Judge sent the jury back for more deliberations!
 
2012-05-31 02:55:01 PM  
Most Anti-climactic thread EVAR!
 
2012-05-31 02:56:01 PM  
Jury reaches verdit on just 1 count. BFD
 
2012-05-31 02:56:02 PM  
Nope. Edwards will get off and we'll have a half a week of angry women on talk shows defending a dead woman.
 
2012-05-31 02:56:08 PM  
*sound of air escaping a balloon HERE*
 
2012-05-31 02:56:24 PM  
How long until we get newsflash whining?
 
2012-05-31 02:56:55 PM  
Wow, what a newsflashy day.
 
2012-05-31 02:56:59 PM  
slowest jury EVAR
 
2012-05-31 02:58:02 PM  
"Hung jury" sounds like a gay porn.
 
2012-05-31 02:58:04 PM  
O_o
 
2012-05-31 02:58:07 PM  
The live coverage of this is hysterical. Tamaron Hall looked ready to smack a biatch.
 
2012-05-31 02:58:27 PM  

WTF Indeed: Nope. Edwards will get off and we'll have a half a week of angry women on talk shows defending a dead woman.


But that's what *started* this mess.
 
2012-05-31 02:58:28 PM  
i.nflcdn.com

False start. Will red light the thread. Replay "Newsflash" submission.
 
2012-05-31 02:58:37 PM  
guilty or not the guy is a douche bag

Of course if he was a Republican the GOP would support and defend him to the death...
 
2012-05-31 02:58:44 PM  
Hopefully Scott Walker joins them later this year.
 
2012-05-31 02:58:48 PM  
I only came for the head mammal jokes.

/came
 
2012-05-31 02:59:31 PM  

TheNewJesus: guilty or not the guy is a douche bag

Of course if he was a Republican the GOP would support and defend him to the death...


pretty much this.
 
2012-05-31 03:00:09 PM  
John Edwards and Rod Blagojevich are both going to look busted as fark after a couple years when they can't get their twice-monthly hot oil treatments at the salon.
 
2012-05-31 03:00:31 PM  
Glad I'm not working in a newsroom right now. For so many reasons.
 
2012-05-31 03:00:34 PM  
Is this still going on...?
 
2012-05-31 03:01:27 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: The live coverage of this is hysterical. Tamaron Hall looked ready to smack a biatch.


I like her. She's sharp.
 
2012-05-31 03:01:44 PM  
Whoa.... John Edwards' defense seeks mistrial on most counts; judge weighs options with jury deadlocked
 
2012-05-31 03:01:51 PM  

robsul82: *sound of air escaping a balloon HERE*


Um - yes - air escaping a balloon. The bad smell is also not of my - um - doing, either.
 
2012-05-31 03:02:49 PM  

eagles95: Hopefully Scott Walker joins them later this year.


Why, do you know something we don't know? Or are you the near-death wife?
 
2012-05-31 03:02:51 PM  

Weaver95: Is this still going on...?


Apparently it's going to go on a lot longer.
 
2012-05-31 03:02:54 PM  
OK guys its really time for you to peel off those Kerry/Edwards stickers from your Subarus. Just put an Obama stick on top of it.
 
2012-05-31 03:03:23 PM  
Well...? WELL??
 
2012-05-31 03:03:29 PM  
All this drama over a has-been, mediocre TV psychic.
 
2012-05-31 03:03:41 PM  
AYE, dios mio!

/fluffs hair
 
2012-05-31 03:04:38 PM  
At least we got to enjoy the hilarity of middle aged reporters fleeing the courthouse like it was on fire when they heard there was a verdict on count 3.
 
2012-05-31 03:05:11 PM  

Runs_With_Scissors_: Whoa.... John Edwards' defense seeks mistrial on most counts



"When a mistrial is declared, the trial must start again from the selection of the jury."


NOOOOOOOOOOO just get it over with already.
 
2012-05-31 03:05:13 PM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: All this drama over a has-been, mediocre TV psychic.


Miss Cleo?
 
2012-05-31 03:05:41 PM  
It's all circumstantial evidence. Edwards is a slimeball, which is why he was so good keeping his fingerprints off the money.
 
2012-05-31 03:06:08 PM  

Weaver95: Is this still going on...?


He's rich and guilty. It'll go on until it's out of the news then he'll avoid repercussions on a technicality.
 
2012-05-31 03:06:22 PM  
What is it with Dems known for their hair and doing stupid illegal things?

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www.nndb.com
 
2012-05-31 03:06:39 PM  
I really hope I don't have to take my Kerry/Edwards '04 bumper stick off my car :(
 
2012-05-31 03:07:03 PM  

Diogenes: thismomentinblackhistory: The live coverage of this is hysterical. Tamaron Hall looked ready to smack a biatch.

I like her. She's sharp.


She's f*cking gorgeous too. You know Lawrence O'Donnell's crazy ass is hitting that?
 
2012-05-31 03:07:58 PM  
You know, as much as I wish Kerry had defeated Bush in 2004, we dodged a bullet, because this fark would be our VP right now. Just like we dodged a bullet by not electing John McCain and giving Torquemada with Tits the 2nd in Command chair.

Sometimes, just sometimes, shiat works out the way it is supposed to.
 
2012-05-31 03:07:58 PM  

m1ke: I really hope I don't have to take my Kerry/Edwards '04 bumper stick off my car :(


Take it off and frame it. It will be worth money one day. :P
 
2012-05-31 03:08:02 PM  
Edwards judge told the jury she understood that the panel had reached a verdict on all counts, and the jury foreman said no.

What a clusterfark.
 
2012-05-31 03:08:56 PM  

m1ke: I really hope I don't have to take my Kerry/Edwards '04 bumper stick off my car :(


You can get a flashy new "Don't Renig" one to go over it.
 
2012-05-31 03:08:57 PM  

Blues_X: Runs_With_Scissors_: Whoa.... John Edwards' defense seeks mistrial on most counts


"When a mistrial is declared, the trial must start again from the selection of the jury."


NOOOOOOOOOOO just get it over with already.


Well, this doesn't seem to be a particularly sharp set of jurors.

/sharply dressed, maybe, from what I've heard about the alternate jurors.
 
2012-05-31 03:08:58 PM  
All I can say is Thank You John Kerry for losing.
 
2012-05-31 03:09:44 PM  

Coco LaFemme: You know, as much as I wish Kerry had defeated Bush in 2004, we dodged a bullet, because this fark would be our VP right now. Just like we dodged a bullet by not electing John McCain and giving Torquemada with Tits the 2nd in Command chair.

Sometimes, just sometimes, shiat works out the way it is supposed to.


Are you farking high? DO YOU REMEMBER A PLACE CALLED IRAQ???
 
2012-05-31 03:09:45 PM  

TheNewJesus: guilty or not the guy is a douche bag

Of course if he was a Republican the GOP would support and defend him to the death...


Most of the legal commentary I have read, Dem or Rep, seem to agree that he is a douche bag, and that he should not have been brought up on these charges.
 
2012-05-31 03:09:46 PM  
TheNewJesus
guilty or not the guy is a douche bag

Of course if he was a Republican the GOP would support and defend him to the death...


And then there's Bill Clinton, Ted Kennedy, and John Kennedy, The media still lionizes these cheaters, as does the entire Democratic structure down to the goof in the street. Nice troll though, but -3 for throwing crap in the wall and seeing if it would stick.
 
2012-05-31 03:09:51 PM  
The new craze is for juries to find obviously guilty individuals in high-profile cases not guilty in order to get attention.
 
2012-05-31 03:09:54 PM  
Hung jury on all but one count.
 
2012-05-31 03:09:59 PM  
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Fascinating NewsFlash, 'ole chap.
 
2012-05-31 03:10:22 PM  

Wendy's Chili: Diogenes: thismomentinblackhistory: The live coverage of this is hysterical. Tamaron Hall looked ready to smack a biatch.

I like her. She's sharp.

She's f*cking gorgeous too. You know Lawrence O'Donnell's crazy ass is hitting that?


Really? That's disappointing.

Though I did like him before he got his own show.
 
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