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(Daily Mail)   "Lingerie model" spends $50k on tanning bed addiction after apparently getting kicked out of Willy Wonka's for eating all the chocolates   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2012-05-31 05:54:03 PM  

imprimere: How do you get ahead on Jersey Shore? Why, eat the other contestants of course!


Are you saying that Angelina is in Shooki's belly? :O
 
2012-05-31 05:54:19 PM  
i182.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-31 05:54:22 PM  
Cooked fat


www.shearers.com
 
2012-05-31 05:54:31 PM  
She looks like the type of person that keeps reminding you she's a lingerie model, only because she forgot she mentioned it, or she really likes getting that out there.
 
2012-05-31 05:54:42 PM  
They sure do use the terms celebrity and model awfully loosely now-a-days.
 
2012-05-31 05:55:14 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Meh..she might be a freak in the bed..and really..she's not a MASSIVE woman, just "chunky"? Some of the best sex i've ever had was with a girl that size. She would do anything, and was good at it..and loved it...anytime..anywhere. But yes..the orange would be a turn off.


Got to back you up on that. But that "orange"...jeez! I don't have enough bedsheets for that kind of turnaround!
 
2012-05-31 05:55:47 PM  

ShawnDoc: The picture of her with the Orange tan is her recreating the "black girls" look that was popular in Japan a while back. Super dark skin, bleached blond hair, and white/silver eye shadow. I forget the Japanese word for it.


/ugly? repulsive? odd? freakish?
 
2012-05-31 05:55:58 PM  
$50,000? Why not just buy your own tanning bed for $1500?

/Just sayin'
 
2012-05-31 05:56:07 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
1basil1.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-31 05:56:14 PM  
She looks like Divine the drag queen.
 
2012-05-31 05:56:52 PM  
Nice GUNT! The video makes me want to split her skull with an axe. ApparentlyLane Bryant has lingere models.
 
2012-05-31 05:57:33 PM  
"Lounge array" line of clothing.
 
2012-05-31 05:57:40 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: I hate you. :-(

*smooch* :-D


Ewwww! No tongue, no tongue! :-D
 
2012-05-31 05:58:37 PM  

laid back w/bud light: Nice GUNT! The video makes me want to split her skull with an axe. ApparentlyLane Bryant has lingere models.


Damn dude...a fat girl do you dirty in your past?
 
2012-05-31 05:58:38 PM  

MBooda: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x723]
[1basil1.files.wordpress.com image 339x425]


7 seconds
 
2012-05-31 06:00:33 PM  
Ms Paytas, a lingerie model from Los Angeles, California said she first became conscious about her looks after being bullied at school over her pale skin..

Really? Is she sure it wasn't her rhinoceros thighs?
 
2012-05-31 06:01:48 PM  

Cythraul: brap: She looks a hell of a lot better flat on her back.

I wonder if that's something that's just hardwired into the animal side of my brain.

Notice how the bewbs don't flatten out when she's on her back. I hear that's a sign of silicony-breastesees.


If you watch the video linked above, you'll see how far they fall to her sides when she lays in a beach chair while wearing a bikini. They look like a couple of frisbees in garbage bags.
 
2012-05-31 06:02:05 PM  

AbbeySomeone: This is a joke right?


Nope. Obviously it looks better on a petite Japanese woman rather than an obese white woman. (Although, not necessarily that much better)

The link posted earlier in the thread to the Wiki entry on it is quite educational.
 
2012-05-31 06:03:01 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-31 06:03:12 PM  
Meh, that AW is 100% self aware of what she comes off like and is basking in her .15 minutes of "fame"
 
2012-05-31 06:04:11 PM  
"Yarrrrr...you'rrrre not attractive..."
 
2012-05-31 06:04:47 PM  
As long as she's happy. That's what's important.
 
2012-05-31 06:06:11 PM  
What the hell does a picture of an obese clown have to do with a lingerie model?

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-05-31 06:08:34 PM  

laid back w/bud light: Nice GUNT! The video makes me want to split her skull with an axe. Apparently Lane Bryant The American Dairy Council has lingere models.

 
2012-05-31 06:09:04 PM  
MBooda:

Oh god why... I'm crying everywhere now thanks to you. My dog thinks I went crazy that's how hard I'm laughing.
 
2012-05-31 06:12:20 PM  
That's not a lingerie model.

i216.photobucket.com

THIS is a lingerie model
 
2012-05-31 06:13:12 PM  
Holy hail damage Batman
 
2012-05-31 06:14:01 PM  

Spam Pajamas: $50,000? Why not just buy your own tanning bed for $1500?

/Just sayin'


Or, since she lives in SoCal, maybe, I dunno, USE THE F*CKING SUN???
 
2012-05-31 06:15:19 PM  
It's too bad the kids at school didn't make fun of her for being a cow.
 
2012-05-31 06:16:33 PM  

WGJ: [tonova.typepad.com image 450x296]


Ah, a very old favourite, the guy vomiting out his nose and onto his friend who looks like he got hit with a phaser. A-and what's that I see? WTC Guy! Excellent!

/hugs the Internet
 
2012-05-31 06:19:29 PM  
Someone should gently break it to her that there's a difference between "lingerie modeling" and "appearing in underground fetish porn."
 
2012-05-31 06:25:03 PM  
Sorry, I was distracted by a better article that was hiding in the sidebar.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-05-31 06:29:07 PM  
She's certainly built low to the ground. Wide-TrackTM.
 
2012-05-31 06:30:16 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com

mmmmhunhunhuhhuhhuhhh

/hard to put into text...
 
2012-05-31 06:34:11 PM  

RexTalionis: Ganguro managed to escape Japan, somehow.


No, Ganjuro is like Cosplay. Only Japanese girls can do it.

Everyone else trying is just being an ugly fat cow..
 
2012-05-31 06:34:14 PM  
FTFA
'I'd rather look good dead and tanned, than pale and alive,' she says

She'd doing ALL OF IT WRONG.
 
2012-05-31 06:35:04 PM  

lordargent: Sorry, I was distracted by a better article that was hiding in the sidebar.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x598]



about crabs getting asians?
 
2012-05-31 06:35:20 PM  

Nadie_AZ: What am I looking at?


You are staring into the abyss.
 
2012-05-31 06:35:40 PM  
'Every time you tan chronically your are increasing your chances of getting skin cancer about 75 percent,' she said.

I'll need both a grammatist and a mathematician to explain this sentence, plz.
 
2012-05-31 06:35:51 PM  

Porous Horace: WGJ: [tonova.typepad.com image 450x296]

Ah, a very old favourite, the guy vomiting out his nose and onto his friend who looks like he got hit with a phaser. A-and what's that I see? WTC Guy! Excellent!

/hugs the Internet


Holy crap I haven't seen that guy in forever. Wasn't he Tourist Guy or Backpack Guy? I forgot his official nickname.
Damn. Oldschool 21st century stuff.
 
2012-05-31 06:37:07 PM  
She's actually pretty hot. She would have been considered a goddess 100 years ago.

But FARK does need an Attention Whore tag.
 
2012-05-31 06:37:28 PM  
img651.imageshack.us

Why did I look? Why? WHY?
 
2012-05-31 06:38:14 PM  

Banned on the Run: That's not a lingerie model.

[i216.photobucket.com image 356x480]

THIS is a lingerie model


No that's an anorexic model. If only Miss Tanningnut would share some cheeseburgers with her.
 
2012-05-31 06:39:43 PM  
Fat != curvy. sheesh.

Her tanning would have been cheaper if she wasn't paying by the square yard.
 
2012-05-31 06:40:01 PM  
I didn't know that they could make orange cottage cheese.

DeltaPunch: Thats just mean.....to Miss Piggy.
 
2012-05-31 06:40:09 PM  

RodneyToady: She's curvy*. The tan ruins it, though.


*boxom, ample, built, busty, chubby, comely, curvaceous, curvy , full-bosomed, full-figured, healthy, hearty, lusty, plump, robust, shapely, stacked, voluptuous, well-made, well-proportioned, well-rounded, zaftig, big-boned, fat, obese, morbidly obese, clinically obese, huge, Graig's list hook up. farkette.
 
2012-05-31 06:41:51 PM  
www.actorspages.org

hubba hubba (hot)
 
2012-05-31 06:42:28 PM  

namegoeshere: 'Every time you tan chronically your are increasing your chances of getting skin cancer about 75 percent,' she said.

I'll need both a grammatist and a mathematician to explain this sentence, plz.


I think she's talking about sparking up a bowl in the booth
 
2012-05-31 06:43:18 PM  
I can't stand it when Farkers pick apart and judge women on their appearance. But, in this instance, have at it my friends
 
2012-05-31 06:44:59 PM  

vudukungfu: RodneyToady: She's curvy*. The tan ruins it, though.

*boxom, ample, built, busty, chubby, comely, curvaceous, curvy , full-bosomed, full-figured, healthy, hearty, lusty, plump, robust, shapely, stacked, voluptuous, well-made, well-proportioned, well-rounded, zaftig, big-boned, fat, obese, morbidly obese, clinically obese, huge, Graig's list hook up. farkette.


you forgot:

Drew would need flour to proceed...
 
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