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(Daily Mail)   "Lingerie model" spends $50k on tanning bed addiction after apparently getting kicked out of Willy Wonka's for eating all the chocolates   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 191
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2012-05-31 02:37:44 PM
She's curvy. The tan ruins it, though.
 
2012-05-31 02:38:10 PM
I think I'm gonna puke. :/
 
2012-05-31 02:42:05 PM
www.hogwild.net
 
2012-05-31 02:43:08 PM
I submitted this with a better headline.
 
2012-05-31 02:44:52 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

How does she lift her legs up in the air wearing those shoes. Those things must weigh a ton.
 
2012-05-31 02:48:15 PM
i.dailymail.co.ukwww.pcmsboosterclub.com
 
2012-05-31 02:56:19 PM
She looks a hell of a lot better flat on her back.

I wonder if that's something that's just hardwired into the animal side of my brain.
 
2012-05-31 02:56:31 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk:


I think I might choose the Oompa Loopa.
 
2012-05-31 02:57:41 PM

brap: She looks a hell of a lot better flat on her back.

I wonder if that's something that's just hardwired into the animal side of my brain.


Notice how the bewbs don't flatten out when she's on her back. I hear that's a sign of silicony-breastesees.
 
2012-05-31 02:59:12 PM
She must model for Cosmoopolitan
 
2012-05-31 03:00:20 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x792][www.pcmsboosterclub.com image 300x300]


I hate you. :-(
 
2012-05-31 03:00:59 PM

Cythraul: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x482]

How does she lift her legs up in the air wearing those shoes. Those things must weigh a ton.


If she's strong enough to lift those thighs, then small about of weight those shoes add is just another drop in the bucket.
 
2012-05-31 03:12:07 PM
I just happened upon this video that actually features her (seriously), called, appropriately enough, "Shiat Fat Girls Who Think They're Hot Say." It's worth a click to see what she's like.
 
2012-05-31 03:13:51 PM

Cyberluddite: I just happened upon this video that actually features her (seriously), called, appropriately enough, "Shiat Fat Girls Who Think They're Hot Say." It's worth a click to see what she's like.


Seeing her picture made me damned near close to puking. I don't think I'd make it through a video.
 
2012-05-31 03:14:36 PM
What am I looking at?
 
2012-05-31 03:16:37 PM

Nadie_AZ: What am I looking at?


The face of God!
 
2012-05-31 03:16:56 PM
She may be from LA, but she has very British legs.
 
2012-05-31 03:17:47 PM
The one pic is stupid and hideous.. but..the other pics, even though she's chubby.. her face seems pretty (i think?)
 
2012-05-31 03:18:35 PM

Bathia_Mapes: I hate you. :-(


*smooch* :-D
 
2012-05-31 03:19:25 PM

Dr.Knockboots: The one pic is stupid and hideous.. but..the other pics, even though she's chubby.. her face seems pretty (i think?)


notsureifwant.jpg
 
2012-05-31 03:19:38 PM
img715.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-31 03:20:45 PM

DeltaPunch: [img715.imageshack.us image 634x482]


Where is the funny button?! Whar?!
 
2012-05-31 03:21:14 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Cyberluddite: I just happened upon this video that actually features her (seriously), called, appropriately enough, "Shiat Fat Girls Who Think They're Hot Say." It's worth a click to see what she's like.

Seeing her picture made me damned near close to puking. I don't think I'd make it through a video.


Actually, she's not all orange in the video--her skin tone mostly looks fairly normal for a vapid SoCal bimbo, rather than looking like an Oompa Loompa (or a chubby female version of John Boehner) as she does in the pics in TFA. But she does look fat, of course. You should check it out.
 
2012-05-31 03:21:34 PM
Ganguro managed to escape Japan, somehow.
 
2012-05-31 03:24:03 PM
Oh come on; she doesn't look that bad. Here's another picture. I think you just have
to get her in the right light and such.

scrapetv.com

Tan Mom, Tan Mom, Tan Mom!
 
2012-05-31 03:29:50 PM

Shakespeare's Monkey: Oh come on; she doesn't look that bad. Here's another picture. I think you just have
to get her in the right light and such.

[scrapetv.com image 298x409]

Tan Mom, Tan Mom, Tan Mom!


Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmy, Maaaaaaaaamy.
The sun shines east, the sun shines west,
I know where the sun shines best...

/It's weird that I know how to sing that song.
 
2012-05-31 03:30:07 PM
The picture of her with the Orange tan is her recreating the "black girls" look that was popular in Japan a while back. Super dark skin, bleached blond hair, and white/silver eye shadow. I forget the Japanese word for it.
 
2012-05-31 03:34:11 PM

ShawnDoc: The picture of her with the Orange tan is her recreating the "black girls" look that was popular in Japan a while back. Super dark skin, bleached blond hair, and white/silver eye shadow. I forget the Japanese word for it.


Ganguro.
 
2012-05-31 03:43:47 PM
Couldn't this oompa loompa just buy her own tanning bed for 2k?
 
2012-05-31 03:45:17 PM
I wonder where in Jersey she lives, because I would be willing to put a dent in my truck for the cause.
 
2012-05-31 03:57:34 PM
Not entirely sure if fap. Probably would need nude pics to decide.
 
2012-05-31 04:25:41 PM

dahmers love zombie: Not entirely sure if fap. Probably would need nude pics to decide.


That's what I thought too, but then I watched (and listened) to about 45 seconds of this cow and thought to myself... self, you would just wind up beating the shiat out of her cause she just wouldn't shut the fark up.

So, no, no thanks.
 
2012-05-31 04:27:34 PM

ShawnDoc: The picture of her with the Orange tan is her recreating the "black girls" look that was popular in Japan a while back. Super dark skin, bleached blond hair, and white/silver eye shadow. I forget the Japanese word for it.


This is a joke right?
 
2012-05-31 04:34:30 PM

old_toole: dahmers love zombie: Not entirely sure if fap. Probably would need nude pics to decide.

That's what I thought too, but then I watched (and listened) to about 45 seconds of this cow and thought to myself... self, you would just wind up beating the shiat out of her cause she just wouldn't shut the fark up.

So, no, no thanks.


Of course you'd fap to that. You're Farkers. You'll fap to anything.
 
2012-05-31 04:54:38 PM

MadAzza: old_toole: dahmers love zombie: Not entirely sure if fap. Probably would need nude pics to decide.

That's what I thought too, but then I watched (and listened) to about 45 seconds of this cow and thought to myself... self, you would just wind up beating the shiat out of her cause she just wouldn't shut the fark up.

So, no, no thanks.

Of course you'd fap to that. You're Farkers. You'll fap to anything.


You're right. I should have gone ahead and posted it, but I was lazy:
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-31 04:56:58 PM

AbbeySomeone: ShawnDoc: The picture of her with the Orange tan is her recreating the "black girls" look that was popular in Japan a while back. Super dark skin, bleached blond hair, and white/silver eye shadow. I forget the Japanese word for it.

This is a joke right?


No, it's quite real as the link above showed. Some counter-culture thing. She is very clearly mimicking their distinct look in the first picture. They're even in anime and video games.

This is the first time I've heard someone say it was about black people, though. Orange skin and blonde hair makes me think of, well, the woman in this article.
 
2012-05-31 05:31:18 PM

God-is-a-Taco: AbbeySomeone: ShawnDoc: The picture of her with the Orange tan is her recreating the "black girls" look that was popular in Japan a while back. Super dark skin, bleached blond hair, and white/silver eye shadow. I forget the Japanese word for it.

This is a joke right?

No, it's quite real as the link above showed. Some counter-culture thing. She is very clearly mimicking their distinct look in the first picture. They're even in anime and video games.

This is the first time I've heard someone say it was about black people, though. Orange skin and blonde hair makes me think of, well, the woman in this article.


That's racist?
 
2012-05-31 05:36:20 PM
I really hope the media doesn't make a regular story out of these smoked rawhide carcass people.
 
2012-05-31 05:45:31 PM

Cythraul: DeltaPunch: [img715.imageshack.us image 634x482]

Where is the funny button?! Whar?!


i clicked it for you
 
2012-05-31 05:48:03 PM

DeltaPunch:


Huh. She actually looks better now.
 
2012-05-31 05:48:03 PM

Cythraul: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x482]

How does she lift her legs up in the air wearing those shoes. Those things must weigh a ton.


That's okay, those legs are accustomed to lifting a ton.
 
2012-05-31 05:48:31 PM
Why would someone spend money on spray tanning in addition to going to a tanning salon? Wouldn't the spray tan cover up her real tan?
 
2012-05-31 05:48:33 PM
She has a bit of potential to be a hot curvy girl, but she overdid it a bit on the sammiches.
 
2012-05-31 05:48:41 PM
img99.imageshack.us
That's not Pamela Anderson
Is that Pamela Anderson?
That's not Pamela Anderson
 
2012-05-31 05:49:07 PM
She's not very tan.
 
2012-05-31 05:49:19 PM
I do like some thick thighs. On the other hand, I hate air-headed bimbos.
 
2012-05-31 05:49:30 PM
wow....she has some serious cottage cheese thighs....ewwwwww!!!!
 
2012-05-31 05:50:16 PM
How do you get ahead on Jersey Shore? Why, eat the other contestants of course!
 
2012-05-31 05:52:44 PM
Meh..she might be a freak in the bed..and really..she's not a MASSIVE woman, just "chunky"? Some of the best sex i've ever had was with a girl that size. She would do anything, and was good at it..and loved it...anytime..anywhere. But yes..the orange would be a turn off.
 
2012-05-31 05:53:57 PM
These Daily Fail stories are so fake, it's like the Weekly World News for limeys.
 
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