And when you have gonorrhea you most likely have the

Got burnt once.

BigLuca: And when you have gonorrhea you most likely have the [clap.gif]

Came for this, leaving infected.

STDs are nothing to fark with.

Rape a virgin.

/Cures anything

I contracted gonorrhea in college and because I was broke and had no health insurance, I had to live with it for several months. It's really not that bad despite what television has led us to believe. About five days after I had intercourse, it started to tingle when I urinated. A few days after that it really burned, like someone shoved a lit sparkler up my urethra. I punched a hole in the wall trying to take that first truly inflamed piss, but after a few weeks it didn't really bother me. The discharge was disgusting, though. It varied between white, yellow, and green cream cheese that would heavily stain my boxers and sheets. Whenever I did any kind of physical activity, my testicles would swell up, like to the point there wasn't a single wrinkle left on the sack. I took some pictures if anyone is interested.

I probably should've got it taken care of when a little cash came my way here and there, but it was kind of comforting knowing that I couldn't contract it on top of what I already had, no matter how many frat sluts I slept with. Though I bet some of those girls woke up a little surprised! I guess you should've brought the rubber, sweetie!

FTFA: However, she warned: "We don't have a new drug."




Inconsolable.

Certainly this cannot possibly be a repeat of the reports of antibiotic-resistant Neisseria gonorrhoeae from 1942, 1952, 1964, 1968, 1972, 1976, 1984, 1990, 1996, 2000, 2004 and 2008.

Well, this is bad news...

for this guy.

spentmiles: I contracted gonorrhea in college and because I was broke and had no health insurance, I had to live with it for several months. It's really not that bad despite what television has led us to believe. About five days after I had intercourse, it started to tingle when I urinated. A few days after that it really burned, like someone shoved a lit sparkler up my urethra. I punched a hole in the wall trying to take that first truly inflamed piss, but after a few weeks it didn't really bother me. The discharge was disgusting, though. It varied between white, yellow, and green cream cheese that would heavily stain my boxers and sheets. Whenever I did any kind of physical activity, my testicles would swell up, like to the point there wasn't a single wrinkle left on the sack. I took some pictures if anyone is interested.

I probably should've got it taken care of when a little cash came my way here and there, but it was kind of comforting knowing that I couldn't contract it on top of what I already had, no matter how many frat sluts I slept with. Though I bet some of those girls woke up a little surprised! I guess you should've brought the rubber, sweetie!

Wow. You're a farking douchebag.

FTA: "Sexually transmitted infections can lead to infertility and other serious health problems. The message is clear: whatever your age, you should always use a condom."

Don't condoms also lead to infertility?

Hey Brits, stop adding unnecessary vowels to your words.

/Just sayin'

Hot like a motherfarker

Now that I think about it, this is actually bad news, for America, and their abstinance only education.

The_Pirate: spentmiles: I contracted gonorrhea in college and because I was broke and had no health insurance, I had to live with it for several months. It's really not that bad despite what television has led us to believe. About five days after I had intercourse, it started to tingle when I urinated. A few days after that it really burned, like someone shoved a lit sparkler up my urethra. I punched a hole in the wall trying to take that first truly inflamed piss, but after a few weeks it didn't really bother me. The discharge was disgusting, though. It varied between white, yellow, and green cream cheese that would heavily stain my boxers and sheets. Whenever I did any kind of physical activity, my testicles would swell up, like to the point there wasn't a single wrinkle left on the sack. I took some pictures if anyone is interested.

I probably should've got it taken care of when a little cash came my way here and there, but it was kind of comforting knowing that I couldn't contract it on top of what I already had, no matter how many frat sluts I slept with. Though I bet some of those girls woke up a little surprised! I guess you should've brought the rubber, sweetie!

Wow. You're a farking douchebag.

Wrap that shiat up, boyz.

So, subby's mom moved to England?

Nick Nostril: Wrap that shiat up, boyz.

The_Pirate: spentmiles: I contracted gonorrhea in college and because I was broke and had no health insurance, I had to live with it for several months. It's really not that bad despite what television has led us to believe. About five days after I had intercourse, it started to tingle when I urinated. A few days after that it really burned, like someone shoved a lit sparkler up my urethra. I punched a hole in the wall trying to take that first truly inflamed piss, but after a few weeks it didn't really bother me. The discharge was disgusting, though. It varied between white, yellow, and green cream cheese that would heavily stain my boxers and sheets. Whenever I did any kind of physical activity, my testicles would swell up, like to the point there wasn't a single wrinkle left on the sack. I took some pictures if anyone is interested.

I probably should've got it taken care of when a little cash came my way here and there, but it was kind of comforting knowing that I couldn't contract it on top of what I already had, no matter how many frat sluts I slept with. Though I bet some of those girls woke up a little surprised! I guess you should've brought the rubber, sweetie!

Wow. You're a farking douchebag.

Got one, spentmiles!

What's old is new again.

I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
and grabbed my meat

Don't know why
everytime I pee I cry
Gonorrhea

I caught the clap in South Korea
I'm burning all of the time

spentmiles: I contracted gonorrhea in college and because I was broke and had no health insurance, I had to live with it for several months. It's really not that bad despite what television has led us to believe. About five days after I had intercourse, it started to tingle when I urinated. A few days after that it really burned, like someone shoved a lit sparkler up my urethra. I punched a hole in the wall trying to take that first truly inflamed piss, but after a few weeks it didn't really bother me. The discharge was disgusting, though. It varied between white, yellow, and green cream cheese that would heavily stain my boxers and sheets. Whenever I did any kind of physical activity, my testicles would swell up, like to the point there wasn't a single wrinkle left on the sack. I took some pictures if anyone is interested.

I probably should've got it taken care of when a little cash came my way here and there, but it was kind of comforting knowing that I couldn't contract it on top of what I already had, no matter how many frat sluts I slept with. Though I bet some of those girls woke up a little surprised! I guess you should've brought the rubber, sweetie!



Link

Complications

One of the complication of gonorrhea is systemic dissemination resulting in skin pustules or petechia, septic arthritis, meningitis or endocarditis.[3] This occurs in between 0.6 and 3.0% of women and 0.4 and 0.7% of men.[3]

In men, inflammation of the epididymis (epididymitis); prostate gland (prostatitis) and urethral stricture (urethritis) can result from untreated gonorrhea.[20] In women, the most common result of untreated gonorrhea is pelvic inflammatory disease. Other complications include perihepatitis,[20] a rare complication associated with Fitz-Hugh-Curtis syndrome; septic arthritis in the fingers, wrists, toes, and ankles; septic abortion; chorioamnionitis during pregnancy; neonatal or adult blindness from conjunctivitis; and infertility.

:) I wonder if I can snag a gonorrhea mug to match my chlamydia mug:

It will be interesting to see how society reacts to untreatable STDs. Since the development of antibiotics, promiscuity has become increasingly fashionable, and chastity viewed as antiquated and backward.

Once untreable STDs become widespread, i imagine we will return to the ideals of the 1800s, which were in place as a defense against these diseases.

lazyguineapig33: It will be interesting to see how society reacts to untreatable STDs. Since the development of antibiotics, promiscuity has become increasingly fashionable, and chastity viewed as antiquated and backward.

Once untreable STDs become widespread, i imagine we will return to the ideals of the 1800s, which were in place as a defense against these diseases.

so, guys can fark around with a wink and a smile, but women are dirty whores?

ChipNASA: [img.skitch.com image 394x397]

/no way obscure

Of course not. But there's more, just look at the latest three Fark headlines:
- Man arrested for third sex crime
- 15 ridiculous sex questions
- Gonorrhea infections rise 25%

That's some Conceptual Continuity right there!

My doctor told me the other day that antiobiotic-resistant gonnorhea was not a significant problem...

/just sayin
//we were talking about a friend of mine........

thisone: lazyguineapig33: It will be interesting to see how society reacts to untreatable STDs. Since the development of antibiotics, promiscuity has become increasingly fashionable, and chastity viewed as antiquated and backward.

Once untreable STDs become widespread, i imagine we will return to the ideals of the 1800s, which were in place as a defense against these diseases.

so, guys can fark around with a wink and a smile, but women are dirty whores?

well it is true that women enjoy about double the infection rate for many STDs. Youre right tho, it will be interesting to see what this whole situation does for women, for whom a significant amount of power comes from their sexuality.

Cybernetic: The_Pirate: spentmiles: I contracted gonorrhea in college and because I was broke and had no health insurance, I had to live with it for several months. It's really not that bad despite what television has led us to believe. About five days after I had intercourse, it started to tingle when I urinated. A few days after that it really burned, like someone shoved a lit sparkler up my urethra. I punched a hole in the wall trying to take that first truly inflamed piss, but after a few weeks it didn't really bother me. The discharge was disgusting, though. It varied between white, yellow, and green cream cheese that would heavily stain my boxers and sheets. Whenever I did any kind of physical activity, my testicles would swell up, like to the point there wasn't a single wrinkle left on the sack. I took some pictures if anyone is interested.

I probably should've got it taken care of when a little cash came my way here and there, but it was kind of comforting knowing that I couldn't contract it on top of what I already had, no matter how many frat sluts I slept with. Though I bet some of those girls woke up a little surprised! I guess you should've brought the rubber, sweetie!

Wow. You're a farking douchebag.

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That's doesn't necessarily mean spentmiles isn't a douchebag.

I would kill myself if I got an STD. That is why nobody touches junior but me!

I don't understand how in this day and age with all we know about sexual health and the widespread availability of a cheap, effective product that reduces the risk of infection to almost nothing that people still manage to get teh drippy dick and oozy cooze in droves.

*gets dickpunched by the Pope*

...

Oh right... Jebus.

stupid pope...

thisone: lazyguineapig33: It will be interesting to see how society reacts to untreatable STDs. Since the development of antibiotics, promiscuity has become increasingly fashionable, and chastity viewed as antiquated and backward.

Once untreable STDs become widespread, i imagine we will return to the ideals of the 1800s, which were in place as a defense against these diseases.

so, guys can fark around with a wink and a smile, but women are dirty whores?

That's right, and when a woman says something ignorant, it's fine and dandy, but if a man says something ignorant, he's shoved to the lower class.

Spheres, how do they farking work?!

lazyguineapig33: It will be interesting to see how society reacts to untreatable STDs. Since the development of antibiotics, promiscuity has become increasingly fashionable, and chastity viewed as antiquated and backward.

Once untreable STDs become widespread, i imagine we will return to the ideals of the 1800s, which were in place as a defense against these diseases.

Given how many prostitutes there were, and how much business they did, and the frequency of STD transmission, it would seem that these Victorian ideals were chiefly honored in the breach.

here to help: I don't understand how in this day and age with all we know about sexual health and the widespread availability of a cheap, effective product that reduces the risk of infection to almost nothing that people still manage to get teh drippy dick and oozy cooze in droves.

*gets dickpunched by the Pope*

...

Oh right... Jebus.

stupid pope...

We Are All Catholics Now

That now gives me two reasons to not sleep with a British gal.