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(Palm Beach Post)   Teen enjoys miraculous recovery from car surfing accident, is subsequently pranked into wearing goofy looking hat by hospital staff   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Palm Beach Gardens, car surfing, tenth grade, ventilator, Hannah Huntoon  
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10131 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 May 2012 at 10:32 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-05-31 10:40:21 AM  
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2012-05-31 11:33:01 AM  
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mooseyfate: simsite9: Huntoon will be returning to the hospital in about three months, when surgeons will retrieve the parts of her skull from cold storage and return them to their protective position around her recovered brain.

Her recovery is expected to be complete.

"This is a miracle," her mom said. "God's hand is in this one."

The smashing of your idiot daughter's skull, or her climbing onto the back of a moving vehicle?

You don't feel the least bit like praising the doctors, or you know, science? She will breed, and the cycle will continue.

shiat like that always gets me. I see it all the time on Facebook. "The surgery was a success and my Dad is now cancer free! Without God this couldn't have happened.". How bout you thank the surgeon, the hospital staff, and hundreds of years of medical innovation and science you farking coont! If it wasn't for all of those things, your dad would be worm poop. God had farkall to do with it.

Modern medical science had nothing to do with saving this dumb ass. I'm sure she would have pulled through just fine with positive prayer and leeches. Lots and lots of leeches. Maybe a little bloodletting too.
2012-05-31 09:40:25 AM  
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