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(Patch)   Bath salts users didn't turn into cannibals until bath salts were outlawed. Coincidence?   ( divider line
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2012-05-31 01:02:31 PM  
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Dear Abby,

My son has been acting strange lately. He used to wake up early, but now he stays up all night and sleeps late. He seems anxious whenever he's around me and has become more secretive in the last six months. I am concerned, of course, so last week while he was out, I went through his drawers. I found a large quantity of bath salts, some of which he'd taken from me; others, he'd bought himself. Do you think my son might be turning into a homosexual?

Thank you for your insight,

Concerned in Fort Wayne
2012-06-01 10:21:58 AM  
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BronyMedic: Adrenaline, and the will to save someone, can make people do crazy shiat.

Your muscles normally automatically stop contracting somewhere around the point where damage starts happening, like a rev limiter in a car. Bumping up against this limit while exercising spurs growth, and your nervous system re-adjusts to say, okay, we can handle this without hurting ourselves now.

Adrenaline (and PCP) in enough quantity makes your body ignore the self-destruction limitation, and you can apply force until your muscles rip apart or detach from their anchoring points. It's pretty amazing to see the sheer strength of the human body when the limits are off, but it's not a very healthy thing to have happen.
2012-05-31 04:42:27 PM  
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Halstread: BronyMedic: Cup_O_Jo: Because nothing should ever make you get naked and eat someones face.

Nothing should ever allow you to pick up a 450lb ER Cot and throw it like a Lincoln log either.

PCP makes that quite possible.

I have never understood this, how can a drug make you stronger than you were physically able to be previous to consumption? Increased oxygen to your muscles? Can adrenalin and anger really make me bench press three times my typical "max"? I always found this fascinating.

The drug doesn't actually make you stronger. The truth is, only retarded people try PCP. Thus, super strength!
2012-05-31 04:12:58 PM  
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Cup_O_Jo: I hear that Ferris passed out t 31 flavors last night.
SERIOUSLY---It was LSD and Bath Salts..Which was like taking LSD,Cocaine,and Meth. Then someones said it was PCP--and you go look and if you mix cocaine and meth together you get a PCP effect. Why try to explain it. Ya can't. Because nothing should ever make you get naked and eat someones face.

You live your life and I will live mine, Judgy McJudgington.
2012-05-31 09:13:01 AM  
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Gee, earlier they were saying it was a new, dangerous form of "Super LSD".

I kind of wish that the drug warriors would get their story straight so I will know which chemicals I should live in constant fear of.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-05-31 09:08:31 AM  
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Miami police said they discovered on Saturday 31-year-old Rudy Eugene naked, eating the face of another man, also nude, before ordering Eugene to back away, The Daily Hampshire Gazette reported.

The Daily Hampshire Gazette is a local newspaper from Massachusetts. This is the news reporting version of a submitting a Gawker reblog page to fark instead of the real source.
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