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Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit, is it Subby?

It was a pretty box when I drew it :(

isn't a love turd the jizz that discharges from the va jay jay after sex? or maybe a baby...I'm not sure

I had a buddy named Turd growing up. He learned to embrace it up until high school and then he begged us to just call him Mike.

As in dog turd? because they turn whiter as they get older?

Julien has been in the news a lot this week after it was announced that his firm would be auctioning off Elvis Presley's first crypt for $100,000.

Elvis was buried in a crypt?

A crypt is not the same as a coffin. A crypt is a burial chamber.

But if they do mean a coffin that Elvis was exhumed and RE-BURIED in a different coffin.

Huh?

NutWrench: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit, is it Subby?

So you're saying his name was Love Turd? That's even worse!

There's no punctuation in front of the "love", so either someone farked up copying the letter or he's love turd.

typo btw...

meant to say:

But if they do mean a coffin thaten Elvis was exhumed and RE-BURIED in a different coffin.

Turd Ferguson?

blackartemis: As in dog turd? because they turn whiter as they get older?

Not anymore they don't. That's a long-ago childhood memory. Dog turds quit turning white back in the '80s.

danielscissorhands: Julien has been in the news a lot this week after it was announced that his firm would be auctioning off Elvis Presley's first crypt for $100,000.

Elvis was buried in a crypt?

A crypt is not the same as a coffin. A crypt is a burial chamber.

But if they do mean a coffin that Elvis was exhumed and RE-BURIED in a different coffin.

Huh?

Elvis was never buried there. It's really more of a cenotaph. He's actually buried in an unmarked grave out back of the Burger Hut in Des Moines.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: There's no punctuation in front of the "love", so either someone farked up copying the letter or he's love turd.

I must take care of my health first Im' crazy for you Love Turd.


There's no punctuation after "first" and the apostrophe is in the wrong place and there's no punctuation after "you." And you're placing special significance on the lack of a comma after "Love"?


There are a number of ways you can interpret the above, which include but are not limited to:

"I must take care of my health first. I'm crazy for you, Love Turd." (His nickname for Presley is "Love Turd.")

"I must take care of my health first. I'm crazy for you. Love Turd." (His own nickname is "Love Turd.")

"I must take care of my health first. I'm crazy for you. Love, Turd." (His own nickname is "Turd.")

"I must take care of my health first; I'm crazy. For you, Love Turd." (He admits he's crazy, and concludes by saying that he is taking care of his health with Presley in mind -- and her nickname is "Love Turd." Yes, this interpretation is a stretch, but it's still plausible.)


This is why you need to learn proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation, kids. Because some day people might think your nickname is "Love Turd." (Or "Turd." Which I think is actually the case here. Frankly, if your nickname is "Turd," you really shouldn't put it in writing.)

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEgenerate.

Prank Call of Cthulhu: blackartemis: As in dog turd? because they turn whiter as they get older?

Not anymore they don't. That's a long-ago childhood memory. Dog turds quit turning white back in the '80s.

Yes, but why?

FunkyBlue: Turd Ferguson?

Came for this, but frankly expected a pic...

Daddy passed it on the turlet. Then died.

/have you got the funk? I do.

Prank Call of Cthulhu: blackartemis: As in dog turd? because they turn whiter as they get older?

Not anymore they don't. That's a long-ago childhood memory. Dog turds quit turning white back in the '80s.

Hey, so did Michael!

thatsthejoke.jpg

Back when he was alive and she was hot.

People all over the world (everybody)
Join hands (join)
Start a love turd, love turd
People all over the world (all the world, now)
Join hands (love stain)
Start a love turd (love stain), love turd

HotIgneous Intruder: Prank Call of Cthulhu: blackartemis: As in dog turd? because they turn whiter as they get older?

Not anymore they don't. That's a long-ago childhood memory. Dog turds quit turning white back in the '80s.

Yes, but why?

Because we started picking them up sooner and more often. I have actually seen a white dog turd in the past week, in a park. It was a nostalgic moment!

Ohhh.. so she was hiding the Christmas Poo's secret Identify.

It totally makes sense now.. MJ was the Christmas poo? Or do you know of another "Turd" that loves kids, and sings/dances? Hmm.. or leaves little smellable smudges everywhere?

Sniff the box.. a subtle reminder of his real identity? You know, I always wondered why you never saw MJ and the Christmas Poo at the same time.

Sheesh.. we fell for it this WHOLE time.. Everyone laughs at the absurdity of no one noticing that Clark Kent and Batman were the same guy at the Daily Bugle, as though a pair of glasses were enough to fool everyone..

But no, here we are.. put on a glove, antique him with flour and POOF! secret identity.

/no.. that's not a mistake, I was quite pleased with that, but I'm not a clever troll.

Prank Call of Cthulhu: blackartemis: As in dog turd? because they turn whiter as they get older?

Not anymore they don't. That's a long-ago childhood memory. Dog turds quit turning white back in the '80s.

That show ended before its time.

Hey guys,
As a southerner, yes as a farmer, yea a rural educated southerner, I can say that calling someone a Turd was at one time a silly term of affection. When in HS we would call our love Turd,Little Sweet Turd, and Love Turd. It meant to us something all soft and warm and smelly that NO ONE else should touch.. It was during the time that greeting your friend with "Hey biatch" was okay and a common exclamation of excitement was "Diarrhea" and a common expression of discontent was "Diarrhea, dude" since that was not soft warm (yes it was smelly). I know more than one guy or girl referencing their Friday night skate partner as "my little pile of shiat".
So there. Maybe you never used the term but In Lexington county SC through to Augusta Ga it was used. I am sure it was used elsewhere. But then again who the fark cares. you little piles of shiat

Billy Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who
says that I am the one
But the kid is not my Turd

Robert1966: HotIgneous Intruder: Prank Call of Cthulhu: blackartemis: As in dog turd? because they turn whiter as they get older?

Not anymore they don't. That's a long-ago childhood memory. Dog turds quit turning white back in the '80s.

Yes, but why?

Because we started picking them up sooner and more often. I have actually seen a white dog turd in the past week, in a park. It was a nostalgic moment!

lol My son brought me one from the field where I throw my dog's poo. I was nostalgic and horrified all at the same time.

swangoatman: Hey guys,
As a southerner, yes as a farmer, yea a rural educated southerner, I can say that calling someone a Turd was at one time a silly term of affection. When in HS we would call our love Turd,Little Sweet Turd, and Love Turd. It meant to us something all soft and warm and smelly that NO ONE else should touch.. It was during the time that greeting your friend with "Hey biatch" was okay and a common exclamation of excitement was "Diarrhea" and a common expression of discontent was "Diarrhea, dude" since that was not soft warm (yes it was smelly). I know more than one guy or girl referencing their Friday night skate partner as "my little pile of shiat".
So there. Maybe you never used the term but In Lexington county SC through to Augusta Ga it was used. I am sure it was used elsewhere. But then again who the fark cares. you little piles of shiat

wow, grew up in Laurens , S.C. ( just a few counties away) and never heard this shiat at all

Quincy Jones' nickname for Michael Jackson was Smelly

/because michael jackson was so funky... get it?

jamiekate: wow, grew up in Laurens , S.C. ( just a few counties away) and never heard this shiat at all

love to you and yourn...