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2012-05-31 09:26:20 AM  
FTA: "What are the advantages & disadvantages of incest?

Well, Father's/Mother's day can be both a loving parent/child celebration, and an excuse for gettin' in on!
 
2012-05-31 09:41:25 AM  
What, no How is Babby Formed?

I am dissapoint.
 
2012-05-31 09:43:59 AM  
14.

costumepop.com
 
2012-05-31 09:50:06 AM  
Put me down for the sex spirit please. The question is can they transform their appearance to fit the mood you are in?
 
2012-05-31 09:51:32 AM  
"Sex without a permit?" Wait'll the fundies figure out they can require us to get permits.
 
2012-05-31 09:52:49 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-31 09:57:43 AM  

edmo: "Sex without a permit?" Wait'll the fundies figure out they can require us to get permits.


And make money......
 
2012-05-31 10:13:13 AM  
Are any of these Distorted View Daily trolls?
 
2012-05-31 10:50:04 AM  
15 ridiculous sex questions? Eh, they could have done much better by just copying the last 15 sex questions from TFD!
 
2012-05-31 11:01:46 AM  
Hmm, the one asking the PreGnAnCY question has the username of "RIP My Son Kevin". The date given for his death matches up with the question ("3 years ago").

I feel kind of bad for laughing at her now. She seemed really happy about it.
 
2012-05-31 11:27:55 AM  
#4 better be an 8 year old. When I was that young I thought it was all real. Probably, or maybe younger.
 
2012-05-31 12:47:21 PM  
Not directly related to sex, but classics:
i2.asntown.net
nextround.net
 
2012-05-31 02:05:53 PM  
memearchive.net
 
2012-05-31 02:06:04 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: What, no How is Babby Formed?

I am dissapoint.


Came for this.

/giggity
 
2012-05-31 02:10:10 PM  
One of my favorites.....

devitto.com
 
2012-05-31 02:10:37 PM  
s16.postimage.org
 
2012-05-31 02:11:04 PM  

URAPNIS: [memearchive.net image 600x474]


I think this one + the one with the vampire baby are the ones that make me laugh out loud.
 
2012-05-31 02:11:17 PM  

URAPNIS: [memearchive.net image 600x474]


I LOL'D
 
2012-05-31 02:12:12 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Eddie Adams from Torrance: What, no How is Babby Formed?

I am dissapoint.

Came for this.

/giggity


That's a very strange fetish you have
 
2012-05-31 02:12:23 PM  
Seriously. The stupidity of some people. The "make me a sandwich" comeback question was absolute gold. Thanks URAPNIS
 
2012-05-31 02:13:23 PM  

SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: Eddie Adams from Torrance: What, no How is Babby Formed?

I am dissapoint.

Came for this.

/giggity

That's a very strange fetish you have


Well, you know me.

/off to restock my WD-40
//the mister has a high drive
 
2012-05-31 02:14:05 PM  
Also lacking "if I have sex while I'm pregnant with a girl, can the baby get pregnant too?"
 
2012-05-31 02:14:33 PM  
No sideways Asian hooha questions?
 
2012-05-31 02:16:38 PM  
Can I get a computer virus from cybersex?
 
2012-05-31 02:18:15 PM  

earthworm2.0: Also lacking "if I have sex while I'm pregnant with a girl, can the baby get pregnant too?"


A long long time ago on alt.sex, some guy asked if a baby exposed to sperm would be susceptible to abnormal hair growth.

He got flamed up and down. People were tracking his IP. People threatened to call the cops. It was glorious.

Apparently, his girlfriend was pregnant and they were having sex all throughout the pregnancy. When the baby was born, it was hairy, as many newborns are. The hairiness freaked him and his girlfriend out.
 
2012-05-31 02:18:34 PM  
WTF happened, Fark? All at once the text is large, I can't see anyone's fark name, and the quote, funny/smart buttons are gone! Has my computer been taken over by aliens?

I love the answer to the WD-40 as lube question.


/sorry to threadjack
 
2012-05-31 02:19:19 PM  
Yahoo Answers scares me. I can only hope the entire site is trolls, because I refuse to believe that many people are that stupid.

My gf and I sometimes troll the answers and torment the idiots, but every now and again a question comes along that has so much pain behind it that we can't help but give a legitimate helpful answer.
 
2012-05-31 02:21:13 PM  
This has the potential of being one of the best FARK threads ever.
 
2012-05-31 02:21:33 PM  

Cythraul: FTA: "What are the advantages & disadvantages of incest?

Well, Father's/Mother's day can be both a loving parent/child celebration, and an excuse for gettin' in on!


i758.photobucket.comcdn2.holytaco.com
 
2012-05-31 02:22:26 PM  

Bondith: Yahoo Answers scares me. I can only hope the entire site is trolls, because I refuse to believe that many people are that stupid.

My gf and I sometimes troll the answers and torment the idiots, but every now and again a question comes along that has so much pain behind it that we can't help but give a legitimate helpful answer.


I've been banned from Yahoo Answers with 3 different accounts for trolling people. The thing they don't tell you is that once you're banned.. that's it. You can never ever post again. (so just create a new account)
 
2012-05-31 02:22:58 PM  

jackandwater: WTF happened, Fark? All at once the text is large, I can't see anyone's fark name, and the quote, funny/smart buttons are gone! Has my computer been taken over by aliens?

I love the answer to the WD-40 as lube question.


/sorry to threadjack


Same for me except that the quote button is still there. FWIW I'm on IE8
 
2012-05-31 02:24:33 PM  

kiwimoogle84: SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: Eddie Adams from Torrance: What, no How is Babby Formed?

I am dissapoint.

Came for this.

/giggity

That's a very strange fetish you have

Well, you know me.

/off to restock my WD-40
//the mister has a high drive


Did you move yet? How did it go?
 
2012-05-31 02:26:23 PM  
 
2012-05-31 02:27:01 PM  
What I find amusing is the author takes the time to block out the users name, as if to protect them, then links directly to the question below the screenshot... HERP DERP!
 
2012-05-31 02:27:48 PM  

BurnShrike: Can I get a computer virus from cybersex?


You could...
f0.bcbits.com
 
2012-05-31 02:28:33 PM  
I have always been interested in the actor/actress sex question. Even with no intercourse, you are still close to someone, naked, and they are probably trying to be sexy. Seems like it would be rather hard to control for a guy.

Seems like it would be awkward but I guess it is their job.
 
2012-05-31 02:30:06 PM  
no answers (except for that lame gun/sex reference) - they would have been the best part.
 
2012-05-31 02:31:31 PM  
www.funnyyahooquestions.com
 
2012-05-31 02:31:32 PM  

BurnShrike: Bondith: Yahoo Answers scares me. I can only hope the entire site is trolls, because I refuse to believe that many people are that stupid.

My gf and I sometimes troll the answers and torment the idiots, but every now and again a question comes along that has so much pain behind it that we can't help but give a legitimate helpful answer.

I've been banned from Yahoo Answers with 3 different accounts for trolling people. The thing they don't tell you is that once you're banned.. that's it. You can never ever post again. (so just create a new account)


Not a damn person here is surprised.
 
2012-05-31 02:34:18 PM  
How about I just put the tip in?

Strangely not on the list.
 
2012-05-31 02:34:42 PM  

kiwimoogle84: BurnShrike: I've been banned from Yahoo Answers with 3 different accounts for trolling people. The thing they don't tell you is that once you're banned.. that's it. You can never ever post again. (so just create a new account)

Not a damn person here is surprised.


I'm sure the damned people have done similar. I would ask what the innocent ones think, but we're on Fark. No one's innocent here for long.

Yahoo Answers was my site of choice for a while before I came to Fark.
 
2012-05-31 02:36:41 PM  
i thought there were supposed to be "no smartypants or perverted answers"!
 
2012-05-31 02:37:13 PM  

Bondith: Yahoo Answers scares me. I can only hope the entire site is trolls, because I refuse to believe that many people are that stupid.


"Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider." ~George Carlin
 
2012-05-31 02:37:28 PM  

BurnShrike: kiwimoogle84: BurnShrike: I've been banned from Yahoo Answers with 3 different accounts for trolling people. The thing they don't tell you is that once you're banned.. that's it. You can never ever post again. (so just create a new account)

Not a damn person here is surprised.

I'm sure the damned people have done similar. I would ask what the innocent ones think, but we're on Fark. No one's innocent here for long.

Yahoo Answers was my site of choice for a while before I came to Fark.


Ah, I see! Makes sense.

Actually, I don't blame you. Like the person who lives in Georgia (the state) who reads about tanks in Georgia (the country). Double facepalm somehow just isn't enough.
 
2012-05-31 02:38:02 PM  

ActionJoe: I have always been interested in the actor/actress sex question. Even with no intercourse, you are still close to someone, naked, and they are probably trying to be sexy. Seems like it would be rather hard to control for a guy.

Seems like it would be awkward but I guess it is their job.


They usually have pieces of plastic awkwardly taped over their genital regions.
 
2012-05-31 02:38:39 PM  

SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: Eddie Adams from Torrance: What, no How is Babby Formed?

I am dissapoint.

Came for this.

/giggity

That's a very strange fetish you have

Well, you know me.

/off to restock my WD-40
//the mister has a high drive

Did you move yet? How did it go?


Yeah I've been here about a month. Love it. The thunderstorms here are biatchin'. :)
 
2012-05-31 02:40:08 PM  
drtfa: is the one a

jackandwater: WTF happened, Fark? All at once the text is large, I can't see anyone's fark name, and the quote, funny/smart buttons are gone! Has my computer been taken over by aliens?

I love the answer to the WD-40 as lube question.


/sorry to threadjack


depending on what browser you use there is view size which i suspect was changed....that or you are masturbating to much and you eye site is going...
 
2012-05-31 02:40:12 PM  

meanmutton: ActionJoe: I have always been interested in the actor/actress sex question. Even with no intercourse, you are still close to someone, naked, and they are probably trying to be sexy. Seems like it would be rather hard to control for a guy.

Seems like it would be awkward but I guess it is their job.

They usually have pieces of plastic awkwardly taped over their genital regions.


Add to that the fact that there are a ton of people watching you, cameras and lights everywhere, and a guy yelling instructions at you...I would imagine it isn't nearly as sexy as one would imagine.
 
2012-05-31 02:40:57 PM  
Ones I didn't think were too ridiculous:

4 - Do actors and actresses actually have sex during sex scenes?
8 - How to make a guy extremely horny?
11 - What should the sex coupons I give my boyfriend say?
14 - How do I make a sexy TMNT costume?

8 and 11 in particular seemed like pretty interesting questions.
 
2012-05-31 02:42:18 PM  

monoski: How about I just put the tip in?

Strangely not on the list.


I don't see the point in that.
 
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