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(Sun Sentinel)   Man hiding in couple's closet wore hoddie, spandex shorts pulled up high above his thighs. This brings up the question: what's a 'hoddie'?   (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com) divider line 43
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2012-05-31 09:26:20 AM
A hottie with a stuffy nose?
 
2012-05-31 09:46:02 AM
Short for "hot toddie."
 
2012-05-31 09:48:09 AM
Someone who uses a hod

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-05-31 09:48:57 AM
According to UD:

1. a hoddie

when you are going down on a fat chick and she lifts up her stomach and throws it over your head, giving the appearance of a hood on a sweater.

dude, did you hear he went down on that fat chick?

Not only did he go down on her, He got "a hoddie"
 
2012-05-31 09:58:07 AM
A hoddie? Shoot him! Shoot him! Shoot him! Shoot him! Shoot him!
 
2012-05-31 10:00:02 AM
But we're ok with the spandex shorts wedgie right? I mean, that look is coming back? it's still kinda early at the office here and I don't want to look silly when everyone else shows up.
 
2012-05-31 10:01:56 AM
It what you wear when you want to get shot?
 
2012-05-31 11:42:48 AM
One who is hodded, usually by a hodder.
 
2012-05-31 02:48:52 PM
an american bunny hug?
 
2012-05-31 02:49:15 PM
It's when you fashion a hat out of the skin of a ho
 
2012-05-31 02:51:20 PM
Don't know... but cops hate them.
 
2012-05-31 02:51:36 PM
edmo: A hoddie? Shoot shott him! ShootShott him! ShootShott him! ShootShott him!

FTFY
 
2012-05-31 02:54:02 PM
trenchreynolds.me

A hot hooker ho from Deutchland, procounced Ho-Dee.
 
2012-05-31 02:54:37 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons: Someone who uses a hod

[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x400]


YEP!
 
2012-05-31 02:55:36 PM
RibbyK: [trenchreynolds.me image 450x313]

A hot hooker ho from Deutchland, procounced Ho-Dee.


That's no hot hooker, that's a giant or something...

Also, did the person in the closet have a ice tea and bag of skittles?
 
2012-05-31 02:55:48 PM
t2.gstatic.com

/Hod Miner's Daughter
//Righteous Band Name
 
2012-05-31 02:56:35 PM
Did he have some Skitlees and Arizzona tea?
 
2012-05-31 03:04:05 PM
He meant to write hodag.
 
2012-05-31 03:06:43 PM
RibbyK: [trenchreynolds.me image 450x313]

A hot hooker ho from Deutchland, procounced Ho-Dee.


Man, I thought Stacy Keibler was doing well for herself. Shame.
 
2012-05-31 03:07:30 PM
Be thankful he didnt try to eat your FACE
 
2012-05-31 03:11:25 PM
www.contractortalk.com

Also Tim Finnegan.
 
2012-05-31 03:12:51 PM
rlv.zcache.com

This one is kind of a stretch.
 
2012-05-31 03:14:01 PM
Judging by his outfit I thought his name might have been GayVon

Maybe his family will trademark his name and go make some money.
 
2012-05-31 03:15:03 PM
How is hoddie formed?
 
2012-05-31 03:16:33 PM
You wear a hoddie when you go buy some skettles and arizuna iced tee.
 
2012-05-31 03:17:42 PM
Ask Trayvon
 
2012-05-31 03:20:50 PM
A hoodie with three sleeves.
 
2012-05-31 03:26:39 PM
Well, as a former hoddie, I have to agree with Dead For Tax Reasons and Redsquid.

A hoddie is the poor bastard (or biatch, in my case) who has to carry the stonemason's tools, mud, rocks, bricks, etc. up as many jacks of scaffolding as necessary, all the while mixing the mud and being hit on by a creepy old ex-mormon stonemason who wears the same overalls every day, smells of Swisher Sweets, and looks like a goat (and has 18 children, all single births, 17 of which came out of one woman).
 
2012-05-31 03:30:33 PM
A neo-logism. A combination of the words 'woody' and 'hard-on'.

e.g.: She gave him a 'hoddie'.
 
2012-05-31 03:33:25 PM
I thought hoddie was a description of a woman of ill repute in Minnie The Moocher.
 
2012-05-31 03:37:56 PM
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2012-05-31 03:43:17 PM
GQueue: I thought hoddie was a description of a woman of ill repute in Minnie The Moocher.

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"Hoddie-hoddie-ho, sir?"
"Yes...hm... I don't mean to be overly critical Jeeves, I mean, I know you're doing your best..."
"Thank you, sir!"
"I just think that perhaps we could dispense with the 'sir' at the end of every line. You know, shows the proper feudal spirit and all that, but I'm afraid if it doesn't play merry hell with the rhythm of the thing."
 
2012-05-31 04:45:44 PM
kvinesknows

an american bunny hug?

Here for the "bunny hug" reference.

Always thought that was a Saskatchewan thing? Prairie wide I guess?

/Sask. born BC resident
//wearing a brown hoodie/bunny hug
/// coincidence??
 
2012-05-31 04:54:09 PM
techon.nikkeibp.co.jp

You called?
 
2012-05-31 04:59:21 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-31 05:06:28 PM
rosekolodny: Well, as a former hoddie, I have to agree with Dead For Tax Reasons and Redsquid.

A hoddie is the poor bastard (or biatch, in my case) who has to carry the stonemason's tools, mud, rocks, bricks, etc. up as many jacks of scaffolding as necessary, all the while mixing the mud and being hit on by a creepy old ex-mormon stonemason who wears the same overalls every day, smells of Swisher Sweets, and looks like a goat (and has 18 children, all single births, 17 of which came out of one woman).


I worked for a short while as a hoddie for my BIL. From your description, you must know him.

Hoddies are more formally known as hod carriers. Although I've worked with and around brick- and stonemasons since the mid 60's, I've never actually seen a hod on a building site.
 
2012-05-31 05:21:21 PM
funk_soul_bubby:
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You're supposed to use the Black Bear now!
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/and it's OLE MISS BY GOLLY!
 
2012-05-31 05:57:56 PM
Gough: rosekolodny: Well, as a former hoddie, I have to agree with Dead For Tax Reasons and Redsquid.

A hoddie is the poor bastard (or biatch, in my case) who has to carry the stonemason's tools, mud, rocks, bricks, etc. up as many jacks of scaffolding as necessary, all the while mixing the mud and being hit on by a creepy old ex-mormon stonemason who wears the same overalls every day, smells of Swisher Sweets, and looks like a goat (and has 18 children, all single births, 17 of which came out of one woman).

I worked for a short while as a hoddie for my BIL. From your description, you must know him.

Hoddies are more formally known as hod carriers. Although I've worked with and around brick- and stonemasons since the mid 60's, I've never actually seen a hod on a building site.


After carrying fivers of mud all day a hod would be a welcome break. At least it uses a different set of muscles. I'm glad I moved up the food chain but I still end up doing the toting on small jobs and freebies it wrecks me for days.
 
2012-05-31 06:50:22 PM
Thelyphthoric: But we're ok with the spandex shorts wedgie right? I mean, that look is coming back? it's still kinda early at the office here and I don't want to look silly when everyone else shows up.

Ew, that was my first thought too. Spandex shorts ABOVE his thighs?!? That had to be horrible!
 
2012-05-31 06:56:23 PM
New Age Redneck: kvinesknows

an american bunny hug?

Here for the "bunny hug" reference.

Always thought that was a Saskatchewan thing? Prairie wide I guess?

/Sask. born BC resident
//wearing a brown hoodie/bunny hug
/// coincidence??


umm.. I am from sask..living in da peg :)
 
2012-05-31 07:28:37 PM
kvinesknows

umm.. I am from sask..living in da peg :)

What is the nomenclature in Manitoba? Do they use bunny hug?

I recall calling them a "kangaroo" back when I lived in Regina....
 
2012-06-01 06:50:42 AM
Aren't hoddies the things that utes wear?
 
2012-06-01 10:11:37 AM
New Age Redneck: kvinesknows

umm.. I am from sask..living in da peg :)

What is the nomenclature in Manitoba? Do they use bunny hug?

I recall calling them a "kangaroo" back when I lived in Regina....


ooo yeah... because of the pouch on the front. I remember that from a kid who moved to our area when I was young, ended up being my best friend even though he was weird like that.
 
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