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		Man hiding in couple's closet wore hoddie, spandex shorts pulled up high above his thighs. This brings up the question: what's a 'hoddie'? (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com)		43
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NuttierThanEver		2012-05-31 09:26:20 AM

A hottie with a stuffy nose?

Petit_Merdeux		2012-05-31 09:46:02 AM

Short for "hot toddie."

Dead for Tax Reasons		2012-05-31 09:48:09 AM

Someone who uses a hod

upload.wikimedia.org

Sybarite		2012-05-31 09:48:57 AM

According to UD:

1. a hoddie

when you are going down on a fat chick and she lifts up her stomach and throws it over your head, giving the appearance of a hood on a sweater.

dude, did you hear he went down on that fat chick?

Not only did he go down on her, He got "a hoddie"

edmo		2012-05-31 09:58:07 AM

A hoddie? Shoot him! Shoot him! Shoot him! Shoot him! Shoot him!

Thelyphthoric		2012-05-31 10:00:02 AM

But we're ok with the spandex shorts wedgie right? I mean, that look is coming back? it's still kinda early at the office here and I don't want to look silly when everyone else shows up.

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-05-31 10:01:56 AM

It what you wear when you want to get shot?

I_Am_Weasel		2012-05-31 11:42:48 AM

One who is hodded, usually by a hodder.

kvinesknows		2012-05-31 02:48:52 PM

an american bunny hug?

TravisBickle62		2012-05-31 02:49:15 PM

It's when you fashion a hat out of the skin of a ho

cowgirl toffee		2012-05-31 02:51:20 PM

Don't know... but cops hate them.

cwheelie		2012-05-31 02:51:36 PM

edmo: A hoddie? ~~Shoot~~ shott him! ~~Shoot~~Shott him! ~~Shoot~~Shott him! ~~Shoot~~Shott him!

FTFY

RibbyK		2012-05-31 02:54:02 PM

A hot hooker ho from Deutchland, procounced Ho-Dee.

AngryJailhouseFistfark		2012-05-31 02:54:37 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: Someone who uses a hod

[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x400]

YEP!

KellyX		2012-05-31 02:55:36 PM

RibbyK: [trenchreynolds.me image 450x313]

A hot hooker ho from Deutchland, procounced Ho-Dee.

That's no hot hooker, that's a giant or something...

Also, did the person in the closet have a ice tea and bag of skittles?

Sun Tzu		2012-05-31 02:55:48 PM

/Hod Miner's Daughter
//Righteous Band Name

schattenteufel		2012-05-31 02:56:35 PM

Did he have some Skitlees and Arizzona tea?

LarryDan43		2012-05-31 03:04:05 PM

He meant to write hodag.

KellyKellyKelly		2012-05-31 03:06:43 PM

RibbyK: [trenchreynolds.me image 450x313]

A hot hooker ho from Deutchland, procounced Ho-Dee.

Man, I thought Stacy Keibler was doing well for herself. Shame.

man metaphysical		2012-05-31 03:07:30 PM

Be thankful he didnt try to eat your FACE

redsquid		2012-05-31 03:11:25 PM

Also Tim Finnegan.

redsquid		2012-05-31 03:12:51 PM

This one is kind of a stretch.

UCFRoadWarrior		2012-05-31 03:14:01 PM

Judging by his outfit I thought his name might have been GayVon

Maybe his family will trademark his name and go make some money.

FrancoFile		2012-05-31 03:15:03 PM

How is hoddie formed?

The_Original_Roxtar		2012-05-31 03:16:33 PM

You wear a hoddie when you go buy some skettles and arizuna iced tee.

Mosox42		2012-05-31 03:17:42 PM

Ask Trayvon

HAMMERTOE		2012-05-31 03:20:50 PM

A hoodie with three sleeves.

rosekolodny		2012-05-31 03:26:39 PM

Well, as a former hoddie, I have to agree with Dead For Tax Reasons and Redsquid.

A hoddie is the poor bastard (or biatch, in my case) who has to carry the stonemason's tools, mud, rocks, bricks, etc. up as many jacks of scaffolding as necessary, all the while mixing the mud and being hit on by a creepy old ex-mormon stonemason who wears the same overalls every day, smells of Swisher Sweets, and looks like a goat (and has 18 children, all single births, 17 of which came out of one woman).

offmymeds		2012-05-31 03:30:33 PM

A neo-logism. A combination of the words 'woody' and 'hard-on'.

e.g.: She gave him a 'hoddie'.

GQueue		2012-05-31 03:33:25 PM

I thought hoddie was a description of a woman of ill repute in Minnie The Moocher.

funk_soul_bubby		2012-05-31 03:37:56 PM

Theaetetus		2012-05-31 03:43:17 PM

GQueue: I thought hoddie was a description of a woman of ill repute in Minnie The Moocher.

i.ytimg.com

"Hoddie-hoddie-ho, sir?"
"Yes...hm... I don't mean to be overly critical Jeeves, I mean, I know you're doing your best..."
"Thank you, sir!"
"I just think that perhaps we could dispense with the 'sir' at the end of every line. You know, shows the proper feudal spirit and all that, but I'm afraid if it doesn't play merry hell with the rhythm of the thing."

New Age Redneck		2012-05-31 04:45:44 PM

kvinesknows

an american bunny hug?

Here for the "bunny hug" reference.

Always thought that was a Saskatchewan thing? Prairie wide I guess?

/Sask. born BC resident
//wearing a brown hoodie/bunny hug
/// coincidence??

klaybc		2012-05-31 04:54:09 PM

You called?

WelldeadLink		2012-05-31 04:59:21 PM

Gough		2012-05-31 05:06:28 PM

rosekolodny: Well, as a former hoddie, I have to agree with Dead For Tax Reasons and Redsquid.

A hoddie is the poor bastard (or biatch, in my case) who has to carry the stonemason's tools, mud, rocks, bricks, etc. up as many jacks of scaffolding as necessary, all the while mixing the mud and being hit on by a creepy old ex-mormon stonemason who wears the same overalls every day, smells of Swisher Sweets, and looks like a goat (and has 18 children, all single births, 17 of which came out of one woman).

I worked for a short while as a hoddie for my BIL. From your description, you must know him.

Hoddies are more formally known as hod carriers. Although I've worked with and around brick- and stonemasons since the mid 60's, I've never actually seen a hod on a building site.

MBooda		2012-05-31 05:21:21 PM

funk_soul_bubby:

i0.kym-cdn.com

You're supposed to use the Black Bear now!
thedmonline.com

/and it's OLE MISS BY GOLLY!

redsquid		2012-05-31 05:57:56 PM

Gough: rosekolodny: Well, as a former hoddie, I have to agree with Dead For Tax Reasons and Redsquid.

A hoddie is the poor bastard (or biatch, in my case) who has to carry the stonemason's tools, mud, rocks, bricks, etc. up as many jacks of scaffolding as necessary, all the while mixing the mud and being hit on by a creepy old ex-mormon stonemason who wears the same overalls every day, smells of Swisher Sweets, and looks like a goat (and has 18 children, all single births, 17 of which came out of one woman).

I worked for a short while as a hoddie for my BIL. From your description, you must know him.

Hoddies are more formally known as hod carriers. Although I've worked with and around brick- and stonemasons since the mid 60's, I've never actually seen a hod on a building site.

After carrying fivers of mud all day a hod would be a welcome break. At least it uses a different set of muscles. I'm glad I moved up the food chain but I still end up doing the toting on small jobs and freebies it wrecks me for days.

Gyrfalcon		2012-05-31 06:50:22 PM

Thelyphthoric: But we're ok with the spandex shorts wedgie right? I mean, that look is coming back? it's still kinda early at the office here and I don't want to look silly when everyone else shows up.

Ew, that was my first thought too. Spandex shorts ABOVE his thighs?!? That had to be horrible!

kvinesknows		2012-05-31 06:56:23 PM

New Age Redneck: kvinesknows

an american bunny hug?

Here for the "bunny hug" reference.

Always thought that was a Saskatchewan thing? Prairie wide I guess?

/Sask. born BC resident
//wearing a brown hoodie/bunny hug
/// coincidence??

umm.. I am from sask..living in da peg :)

New Age Redneck		2012-05-31 07:28:37 PM

kvinesknows

umm.. I am from sask..living in da peg :)

What is the nomenclature in Manitoba? Do they use bunny hug?

I recall calling them a "kangaroo" back when I lived in Regina....

anotar		2012-06-01 06:50:42 AM

Aren't hoddies the things that utes wear?

kvinesknows		2012-06-01 10:11:37 AM

New Age Redneck: kvinesknows

umm.. I am from sask..living in da peg :)

What is the nomenclature in Manitoba? Do they use bunny hug?

I recall calling them a "kangaroo" back when I lived in Regina....

ooo yeah... because of the pouch on the front. I remember that from a kid who moved to our area when I was young, ended up being my best friend even though he was weird like that.

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