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		Censors in China cut "offensive" portrayals of Chinese out of Men In Black 3. Just wait until those damn alien censors see it (shortlist.com)		18
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Drunk Dragon		2012-05-31 12:02:22 PM

Sum ting wong?

DansLaLuna		2012-05-31 12:10:42 PM

Obviously China didn't see the movie....

thecpt		2012-05-31 12:15:17 PM

Will Smith doesn't have to cuss in his raps to sell records.
Well I do. So Fark him and Fark you too.

/seemed neccessary

Andrew Wiggin		2012-05-31 12:15:45 PM

i assume the chinese don't play much splinter cell either.

bill4935		2012-05-31 12:31:58 PM

In China, The Phantom Menace is about a half an hour in length.

/Same thing happens in Jamaica and Mali.

wambu		2012-05-31 12:36:20 PM

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Kurmudgeon		2012-05-31 12:43:28 PM

Saw the movie and have to wonder how the fact it was aliens disguised as Chinese escaped them.
/not actual Chinese

offmymeds		2012-05-31 12:44:41 PM

Drunk Dragon: Sum ting wong?

laughoutloud.us

AiryAnne		2012-05-31 12:50:29 PM

Wait till they see Breakfast at Tiffanys

TheSelphie		2012-05-31 12:51:29 PM

Wait, the article says that China has banned movies with time travel in them. Isn't that the whole plot of MIB3? Wouldn't they just ban the whole film then instead of cutting 13 minutes?

Rich Cream		2012-05-31 12:58:55 PM

I've seen this movie and the screen wobbled and the sound was like an echo chamber, with candy wrappers and people talking in the background; missing scenes where batteries were being changed (or bathroom?), silhouettes of people crossing the screen as the credits rolled, all with some type of Asian subtitles.

/oh wait

Fano		2012-05-31 01:14:13 PM

So, I guess the Avengers aren't going up against the Mandarin and Fin Fang Foom anytime soon.

Orgasmatron138		2012-05-31 01:59:10 PM

bill4935: In China, The Phantom Menace is about a half an hour in length.

/Same thing happens in Jamaica and Mali.

Came here to say this.

Ah, a-yo highness.... you ah-sume a-too much....

Persnickety		2012-05-31 02:41:03 PM

Nevermind the movie. You won't believe what they do to Coca-Cola.

improvius		2012-05-31 02:43:25 PM

Andrew Wiggin: i assume the chinese don't play much splinter cell either.

Just wait til they play Diablo III.

Kaybeck		2012-05-31 07:29:43 PM

TheSelphie: Wait, the article says that China has banned movies with time travel in them. Isn't that the whole plot of MIB3? Wouldn't they just ban the whole film then instead of cutting 13 minutes?

I guess they've relaxed their stance on it considering Chinese money is the only reason Looper got greenlit.

SweetSilverBlues		2012-05-31 10:44:18 PM

bill4935: In China, The Phantom Menace is about a half an hour in length.

/Same thing happens in Jamaica and Mali.

Jamaica?

Really?

bill4935		2012-06-02 11:05:49 AM

SweetSilverBlues: bill4935: In China, The Phantom Menace is about a half an hour in length.

/Same thing happens in Jamaica and Mali.

Jamaica?

Really?

You don't think "Gungans" are a veiled racial stereotype of West Indians? I don't know if that is true, but it feels "truthy" enough to be mentioned in Jar-Jar's Wikipedia entry.

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