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(USA Today)   Jessica Biel says that marrying Justin Timberlake "won't change anything", except the wildest out of reach fantasy of every male in America   (content.usatoday.com) divider line 5
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2012-05-31 10:15:05 AM  
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Well sure, but it's not like any of us ever really had a shot with Justin anyway.
2012-05-31 03:50:16 PM  
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schattenteufel: 5 dollar milkshake: Every male??? I think this is upsetting to more females (or males who are into that sorta thing). JT is the whole package. Mmm hmmm.



Rrrrreally? So IQ isn't part of your package deal? The guy is a complete moron.

I dunno, Iguess i'm wired differently; however hot a girl may be, if she's an idiot I immediately lose all interest. Even sexual interest. Stupidity is a huge turn-off.


I am fairly certain that Timberlake wouldn't be able to bust into just about any entertainment field he wanted to without being pretty damn smart. I don't want to admire the guy, because he's frickin good at EVERYTHING, but I can't help it. He's the funniest guy on SNL when he makes an appearance. His music is apparently pretty popular. And in film he actually pulls off some passable acting.

He may be many things... but a moron is not one of them.
2012-05-31 03:19:43 PM  
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5 dollar milkshake: Every male??? I think this is upsetting to more females (or males who are into that sorta thing). JT is the whole package. Mmm hmmm.




Rrrrreally? So IQ isn't part of your package deal? The guy is a complete moron.

I dunno, Iguess i'm wired differently; however hot a girl may be, if she's an idiot I immediately lose all interest. Even sexual interest. Stupidity is a huge turn-off.
2012-05-31 11:04:02 AM  
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slayer199: It's truly sad that Timberlake is retiring his penis. After nailing some of the hottest women in the planet, who else can we live vicariously through? Charlie Sheen? Don't think so. Having porn star goddesses is not on the same caliber as Britney Spears (in her prime), Cameron Diaz, Jenna Dewan, Alyssa Milano, Scarlett Johansson, and now Jessica Biel. I guess we have to depend on Leo DiCaprio and George Clooney for our vicarious thrills.


They all pale to Prince Henry Charles Albert David of Wales. Decorated war hero, Prince of England, and renounced bad boy. Guy get more top shelf shirt than any human on the planet and has the royal guard to clean up after him. I really would like to hate the guy, really I would.
2012-05-31 10:48:57 AM  
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