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(USA Today)   Jessica Biel says that marrying Justin Timberlake "won't change anything", except the wildest out of reach fantasy of every male in America   (content.usatoday.com) divider line 63
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2012-05-31 10:15:05 AM  
Well sure, but it's not like any of us ever really had a shot with Justin anyway.
 
2012-05-31 10:16:19 AM  
pffft subby - as though a wedding ever stopped a guy from dreaming the impossible dream.
 
2012-05-31 10:34:45 AM  
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Ok, so soon they will both be married. Still one of the best dreams OF ALL TIME.
 
2012-05-31 10:40:24 AM  
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2012-05-31 10:40:42 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img13.imageshack.us image 640x1012]

Ok, so soon they will both be married. Still one of the best dreams OF ALL TIME.


Well, I'm not getting any work done today.
 
2012-05-31 10:44:49 AM  
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2012-05-31 10:48:57 AM  
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2012-05-31 10:54:34 AM  
It's truly sad that Timberlake is retiring his penis. After nailing some of the hottest women in the planet, who else can we live vicariously through? Charlie Sheen? Don't think so. Having porn star goddesses is not on the same caliber as Britney Spears (in her prime), Cameron Diaz, Jenna Dewan, Alyssa Milano, Scarlett Johansson, and now Jessica Biel. I guess we have to depend on Leo DiCaprio and George Clooney for our vicarious thrills.
 
2012-05-31 10:56:05 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: oh this could be a fun game.

"She may be married , but I would if I could."



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2012-05-31 11:00:03 AM  
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2012-05-31 11:04:02 AM  

slayer199: It's truly sad that Timberlake is retiring his penis. After nailing some of the hottest women in the planet, who else can we live vicariously through? Charlie Sheen? Don't think so. Having porn star goddesses is not on the same caliber as Britney Spears (in her prime), Cameron Diaz, Jenna Dewan, Alyssa Milano, Scarlett Johansson, and now Jessica Biel. I guess we have to depend on Leo DiCaprio and George Clooney for our vicarious thrills.


They all pale to Prince Henry Charles Albert David of Wales. Decorated war hero, Prince of England, and renounced bad boy. Guy get more top shelf shirt than any human on the planet and has the royal guard to clean up after him. I really would like to hate the guy, really I would.
 
2012-05-31 11:14:52 AM  
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2012-05-31 11:15:59 AM  
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2012-05-31 11:32:46 AM  
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2012-05-31 11:33:31 AM  
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2012-05-31 11:54:13 AM  
ENTERTAINMENT TAB?!?

all this for nothing, nothing!!! It could have been a great thread.....
 
2012-05-31 01:55:37 PM  
Ahh Jessica Biel, one of the best looking pawgs I have seen ever.
 
2012-05-31 01:59:59 PM  
Too old. I only fap to women half my age or younger.
 
2012-05-31 02:00:23 PM  
Damn. That guy pulls down some top-shelf pooh-say.
 
2012-05-31 02:04:19 PM  
Every male??? I think this is upsetting to more females (or males who are into that sorta thing). JT is the whole package. Mmm hmmm.
 
2012-05-31 02:08:11 PM  
I'm a firm believer in never crossing swords, but for Biel, I might make an exception for Timberlake.
 
2012-05-31 02:08:36 PM  
She must be good with that enormous mouth of hers for that cocksman to pull the trigger.
 
2012-05-31 02:10:38 PM  
Hmmm...haven't there been dozens of pages of tabloid fodder about him cheating on her, them breaking up, etc?

/this should end well
 
2012-05-31 02:10:50 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img13.imageshack.us image 640x1012]

Ok, so soon they will both be married. Still one of the best dreams OF ALL TIME.


"Hi, boss? Yeah I'm not coming i for my shift tonight. No, somebody posted that pic of Beil and Beckinsale. What? Yeah I'll e-mail you the link."
 
2012-05-31 02:15:11 PM  
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2012-05-31 02:29:38 PM  
Hey! Look what I found!

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2012-05-31 02:32:02 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img13.imageshack.us image 640x1012]

Ok, so soon they will both be married. Still one of the best dreams OF ALL TIME.


Hey Jessica, those shorts are terrible. You must take them off. Now. :)
 
2012-05-31 02:32:52 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img194.imageshack.us image 150x268]


I think she is back on the market.
 
2012-05-31 02:32:57 PM  

slayer199: It's truly sad that Timberlake is retiring his penis. After nailing some of the hottest women in the planet, who else can we live vicariously through? Charlie Sheen? Don't think so. Having porn star goddesses is not on the same caliber as Britney Spears (in her prime), Cameron Diaz, Jenna Dewan, Alyssa Milano, Scarlett Johansson, and now Jessica Biel. I guess we have to depend on Leo DiCaprio and George Clooney for our vicarious thrills.


Leo's women were always too skinny for me.
 
2012-05-31 02:44:37 PM  

slayer199: It's truly sad that Timberlake is retiring his penis. After nailing some of the hottest women in the planet, who else can we live vicariously through? Charlie Sheen? Don't think so. Having porn star goddesses is not on the same caliber as Britney Spears (in her prime), Cameron Diaz, Jenna Dewan, Alyssa Milano, Scarlett Johansson, and now Jessica Biel. I guess we have to depend on Leo DiCaprio and George Clooney for our vicarious thrills.


Derek Jeter:

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2012-05-31 02:47:08 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img571.imageshack.us image 640x960]


She is still one of the best geek wet dreams


/bunk
 
2012-05-31 03:00:07 PM  
"Won't change anything"...

...except your legal status, and how you file your tax return. And your ability to make legal decisions on the others behalf. And your ability to do estate planning, since you are both accumulating large quantities of wealth at an early age...

But yeah, getting married means you would actually have to deal with all that stuff, and it's much more fun to just mindlessly boink your partner without having to worry about all that other stuff.
 
2012-05-31 03:12:58 PM  
This is one bookmark
 
2012-05-31 03:19:43 PM  

5 dollar milkshake: Every male??? I think this is upsetting to more females (or males who are into that sorta thing). JT is the whole package. Mmm hmmm.




Rrrrreally? So IQ isn't part of your package deal? The guy is a complete moron.

I dunno, Iguess i'm wired differently; however hot a girl may be, if she's an idiot I immediately lose all interest. Even sexual interest. Stupidity is a huge turn-off.
 
2012-05-31 03:33:38 PM  
I hold the firm belief that there is not one single woman in this world who would refuse a winner-take-all 3-way with them.
 
2012-05-31 03:49:27 PM  
You mean my dream of Justin seducing me with the "Bring it on down to Liquorville" songs won't ever happen?! I hate this world.

thecpt: This is one bookmark


Two. Two bookmarks! Ah-Ah-Ah!
 
2012-05-31 03:50:16 PM  

schattenteufel: 5 dollar milkshake: Every male??? I think this is upsetting to more females (or males who are into that sorta thing). JT is the whole package. Mmm hmmm.



Rrrrreally? So IQ isn't part of your package deal? The guy is a complete moron.

I dunno, Iguess i'm wired differently; however hot a girl may be, if she's an idiot I immediately lose all interest. Even sexual interest. Stupidity is a huge turn-off.


I am fairly certain that Timberlake wouldn't be able to bust into just about any entertainment field he wanted to without being pretty damn smart. I don't want to admire the guy, because he's frickin good at EVERYTHING, but I can't help it. He's the funniest guy on SNL when he makes an appearance. His music is apparently pretty popular. And in film he actually pulls off some passable acting.

He may be many things... but a moron is not one of them.
 
2012-05-31 03:58:04 PM  
Well look at it like this now that JT is off the market there is more hot tail for the rest of us. And I got a bridge to sell you!
 
2012-05-31 04:15:15 PM  
Anyone remember the scene in "Summer Catch" when Biel gets out of the pool with a clingy blue shirt on?

Yeah, me too.
 
2012-05-31 04:28:14 PM  

Broktun: Anyone remember the scene in "Summer Catch" when Biel gets out of the pool with a clingy blue shirt on?

Yeah, me too.


Funny, I dont see a blue shirt

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2012-05-31 04:52:12 PM  
She is wearing it in this scene:

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2012-05-31 04:58:06 PM  
Your fantasy is having Jessica Biel marry you subby? You need to broaden your horizons a bit.
 
2012-05-31 05:03:58 PM  

Broktun: She is wearing it in this scene:

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you sir are the man
 
2012-05-31 05:06:07 PM  
Why does the media seem to think that a woman or man getting married stops fantasies about them? Hell... married or not i would hatefark either of em... sexy biatches....
 
2012-05-31 05:16:51 PM  

Boeheimian Rhapsody: "Won't change anything"...

...except your legal status, and how you file your tax return. And your ability to make legal decisions on the others behalf. And your ability to do estate planning, since you are both accumulating large quantities of wealth at an early age...


You're thinking of a real marriage. This is a Hollywood marriage. All the laws and expectations are different in Hollywood.

If you don't believe me, then try to get away with a hit & run with cocaine in your purse, and see if you get treated the same way as Lindsey Lohan or Halle Berry.
 
2012-05-31 05:19:53 PM  

thecpt: This is one bookmark


A what now?
 
2012-05-31 05:24:23 PM  
Linkthis one ain't bad, turn the sound down
 
2012-05-31 05:24:48 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Broktun: She is wearing it in this scene:

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you sir are the man


I wish I knew how to slow down and zoom the video like your example.

She was 18 when that movie was filmed.

A very prime 18
 
2012-05-31 05:27:58 PM  

Broktun: She is wearing it in this scene:

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Holy hell, how has THAT one slipped under the radar for so long?

/37K views? I could double that in a day.
 
2012-05-31 05:56:41 PM  

Broktun: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Broktun: She is wearing it in this scene:

Link

you sir are the man

I wish I knew how to slow down and zoom the video like your example.

She was 18 when that movie was filmed.

A very prime 18


Something like this?
 
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