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		Two innocent bystanders wounded after men get in gunfight over who made better Kool-Aid. Post your Detroit jokes or preference for Wyler's to the right (myfoxdetroit.com)		82
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The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-05-31 09:42:29 AM

The answer is always Grape.

Sybarite		2012-05-31 09:45:33 AM

Oh no!

OtherLittleGuy		2012-05-31 09:56:29 AM

Hands down:

upload.wikimedia.org

Grand_Moff_Joseph		2012-05-31 10:01:53 AM

Sybarite: Oh no!

Oh no!

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers		2012-05-31 10:25:04 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Sybarite: Oh no!

Oh no!
images.wikia.com

OH YEAH!!!

BKITU		2012-05-31 11:08:49 AM

OtherLittleGuy: Hands down:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 226x350]

Yeah, his stuff was killer.

Grand_Moff_Joseph		2012-05-31 11:17:25 AM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Sybarite: Oh no!

Oh no!
[images.wikia.com image 335x230]
OH YEAH!!!

Perfect. :D

I_Am_Weasel		2012-05-31 11:40:09 AM

All this over Kool-Aid? Clearly someone was just Jonesing for a fight.

Mme.Mersault		2012-05-31 12:03:56 PM

If Kool-Aid = Purple Drank, then sure.
DRAAAAAAAANK

Earpj		2012-05-31 12:53:48 PM

I gotta say...I like that reporter.

ignatius_crumbcake		2012-05-31 01:05:10 PM

There's a restaurant in Pontiac, right on M-59, that has the type of food they serve listed on their sign. It has the restaurant name, and then under it is "Chicken," "Ribs," "Seafood," and... "Kool-Aid." Kool-Aid is printed on the farking sign. Kool-Aid is serious business around here.

Bathia_Mapes		2012-05-31 03:02:52 PM

ignatius_crumbcake: There's a restaurant in Pontiac, right on M-59, that has the type of food they serve listed on their sign. It has the restaurant name, and then under it is "Chicken," "Ribs," "Seafood," and... "Kool-Aid." Kool-Aid is printed on the farking sign. Kool-Aid is serious business around here.

Papa's Soul Food in Eugene, Oregon has Kool-Aid on their menu, but you order by color, not flavor. Red or purple.

As far as I know they're the only restaurant in the area that offers Kool-Aid.

JackieRabbit		2012-05-31 03:36:43 PM

It wasn't apple Koo-laid was it? I hear that apples can cause quite a ruckus in Detroit.

BKITU		2012-05-31 03:37:47 PM

JackieRabbit: It wasn't apple Koo-laid was it? I hear that apples can cause quite a ruckus in Detroit.

Can you describe the ruckus?

/Personally, I think it was more of a fracas.

ChipNASA		2012-05-31 03:38:16 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Sybarite: Oh no!

Oh no!
[images.wikia.com image 335x230]
OH YEAH!!!

i31.photobucket.com

styckx		2012-05-31 03:38:41 PM

Jesus christ you can't ironically stereotype yourself much more than this.

RibbyK		2012-05-31 03:38:47 PM

ChipNASA		2012-05-31 03:39:10 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Sybarite: Oh no!

Oh no!
[images.wikia.com image 335x230]
OH YEAH!!!

geturswurve.com

CruJones		2012-05-31 03:39:26 PM

I prefer the generic version, because they all taste the damn same.

/that Mio stuff is actually much better than expected
//even the sweet tea flavor

Nasty_McFilth		2012-05-31 03:39:30 PM

Kool-Aid is not a soft drink.

mytdawg		2012-05-31 03:40:10 PM

I'd like to see this method of conflict resolution taken to our 3 branches of government.

Let's get this shiat over.

improvius		2012-05-31 03:40:29 PM

Savage Belief		2012-05-31 03:41:00 PM

If'n subby er any o yew other lame brains say Wyler's is better than kool-aid agin I'll shoot ya in the face.

funk_soul_bubby		2012-05-31 03:41:44 PM

BKITU: OtherLittleGuy: Hands down:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 226x350]

Yeah, his stuff was killer.

It was Flavor Aid though. Which has probably been carefully dissected in a thousand different Fark threads. So I'm just gonna run off now!

probesport		2012-05-31 03:42:11 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: The answer is always Grape.

Not just grape, Purplesaurus Rex.

busy chillin'		2012-05-31 03:43:26 PM

ChipNASA

HA! I had both those pics downloaded with a hang gun ready to shoop, but decided I didn't care enough. You would have beaten me to it as well anyway so I am happy I stopped.

Contrabulous Flabtraption		2012-05-31 03:44:14 PM

When Stereotypes Attack...or just about anything else would have been better than this insipid, uninspired headline.

probesport		2012-05-31 03:49:48 PM

ignatius_crumbcake: There's a restaurant in Pontiac, right on M-59, that has the type of food they serve listed on their sign. It has the restaurant name, and then under it is "Chicken," "Ribs," "Seafood," and... "Kool-Aid." Kool-Aid is printed on the farking sign. Kool-Aid is serious business around here.

Yup, Kings of Wings in Pontiac

http://www.theoaklandpress.com/articles/2010/04/15/business/doc4bc7ad 0 fc0a4d768016626.txt

ChipNASA		2012-05-31 03:50:28 PM

Let's just get this out of the way too, while we're at it...
i1041.photobucket.com

Fano		2012-05-31 03:51:27 PM

styckx: Jesus christ you can't ironically stereotype yourself much more than this.

His mama's so black if she sat in a hot tub the water would turn to coffee.

And she so fat when they say hey Kool-Aid she come bustin through the wall talkin 'bout "Oh Yeah!"

Dialectic		2012-05-31 03:52:55 PM

lemme see the vid....I am not suprised!

Minktastic Mink!		2012-05-31 03:54:04 PM

Those who drink the Paulite flavor would prefer to refer to this situation as a duel.

buddyrtr		2012-05-31 04:01:18 PM

ChipNASA: Let's just get this out of the way too, while we're at it...
[i1041.photobucket.com image 399x311]

[phonezap.com image 600x450]

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I miss Rootin' Tootin' Raspberry!

Porous Horace		2012-05-31 04:08:00 PM

Honest Bender		2012-05-31 04:08:27 PM

Boo, too large: Link

A Terrible Human		2012-05-31 04:09:09 PM

That's a package of tropical punch not grape though.

fortheloveofgod		2012-05-31 04:09:52 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: When Stereotypes Attack...or just about anything else would have been better than this insipid, uninspired headline.

Maybe I'm just dumb, but could you enlighten me as to what stereotype this perpetuates, as I can't see it?

"Two innocent bystanders wounded after men get in gunfight over who made better Kool-Aid. Post your Detroit jokes or preference for Wyler's to the right"

/When will Detroit get its own tag??

Sebastrd		2012-05-31 04:13:49 PM

Flavor Aid?

farkingismybusiness		2012-05-31 04:14:41 PM

Sugar. Water. Purple. Only three ingredients. But mine has the most purple and I'll kill you for it.

LordSunder		2012-05-31 04:14:51 PM

Mine was better.

/bitter like unsweetened Kool-Aid

E-ScapeApe		2012-05-31 04:18:54 PM

That never happens when old men are drinking Country Time Lemonade.
No guns at all.
Link

dj_bigbird		2012-05-31 04:20:50 PM

probesport: http://www.theoaklandpress.com/articles/2010/04/15/business/doc4bc7ad 0 fc0a4d768016626.txt

Pontiac represent! (was just there over Memorial Day weekend, parents live there, I grew up there)

MythDragon		2012-05-31 04:22:55 PM

Where it all began....
Hope you have some extra time...

MythDragon		2012-05-31 04:26:51 PM

Fano: styckx: Jesus christ you can't ironically stereotype yourself much more than this.

His mama's so black if she sat in a hot tub the water would turn to coffee.

And she so fat when they say hey Kool-Aid she come bustin through the wall talkin 'bout "Oh Yeah!"

His mama so black, when she went to night school, she got counted absent.
His mama so black, she leaves fingerprints on charcoal.
His mama so black, when the cops shot at her, the bullets had to come back for flashlights.

hatelabs		2012-05-31 04:27:30 PM

Bathia_Mapes: ignatius_crumbcake: There's a restaurant in Pontiac, right on M-59, that has the type of food they serve listed on their sign. It has the restaurant name, and then under it is "Chicken," "Ribs," "Seafood," and... "Kool-Aid." Kool-Aid is printed on the farking sign. Kool-Aid is serious business around here.

Papa's Soul Food in Eugene, Oregon has Kool-Aid on their menu, but you order by color, not flavor. Red or purple.

As far as I know they're the only restaurant in the area that offers Kool-Aid.

Yeah most people in that area learn the names of colors before dropping out.The names of fruits, their flavors, and the colors their associated with are "foo learnin".

blatz514		2012-05-31 04:29:21 PM

My Kool-Aid usually has too much vodka in it.

intotheabyss81		2012-05-31 04:29:56 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Hands down:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 226x350]
I'm seriously Jonesing for some kool-aid now.

kwyjibo2007		2012-05-31 04:31:31 PM

I think I've seen that show. But I thought it was filmed in LA.

epguides.com

Robo Beat		2012-05-31 04:32:22 PM

I prefer Flavor-Aid. It's got a taste to die for.

Contrabulous Flabtraption		2012-05-31 04:51:24 PM

fortheloveofgod: Contrabulous Flabtraption: When Stereotypes Attack...or just about anything else would have been better than this insipid, uninspired headline.

Maybe I'm just dumb, but could you enlighten me as to what stereotype this perpetuates, as I can't see it?

"Two innocent bystanders wounded after men get in gunfight over who made better Kool-Aid. Post your Detroit jokes or preference for Wyler's to the right"

/When will Detroit get its own tag??

pancocojams.blogspot.com/2012/02/stereotype-of-african-americans-koo l. html

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