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(Buzzfeed)   Michelle Obama messes up the chronology of events in her husband's life from before she met him, therefore everything either of them has ever said is a lie   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 74
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2012-05-30 07:09:00 PM
So what?
 
2012-05-30 07:12:40 PM
So what?
 
2012-05-30 07:15:04 PM
Is it November yet?
 
2012-05-30 07:16:51 PM
I think you meant "therefore Sarah Palin is automatically president and everybody in America gets a free gun", or something like that...
 
2012-05-30 07:24:18 PM
i1020.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-30 07:24:33 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Is it November yet?


Not....Even....Close.

/sigh
 
2012-05-30 07:42:43 PM
what so?
 
2012-05-30 07:52:42 PM
People do realize that Michelle Obama does not hold an elected office. Right? She's not on the ballot for November. People do know that, right?
 
2012-05-30 08:00:52 PM
Works for the derpers, since they're still pushing the 57 states thing and all.
 
2012-05-30 08:33:21 PM
Does that mean Sarah Palin is automatically president, or is it Romney now? I'm confused.
 
2012-05-30 08:38:42 PM

Endrick: Does that mean Sarah Palin is automatically president, or is it Romney now? I'm confused.


It means Palin is president, Obamacare is revoked and 2013 will be re-designated as 1953.
 
2012-05-30 08:49:17 PM
I'm guessing she didn't read it because didn't write it...
 
2012-05-30 09:03:49 PM
Just because she messed up the order of some stuff does not mean she is a liar.

She is a liar, but she is a lawyer, you can tell they are lying when their lips move.
 
2012-05-30 09:17:44 PM

LordZorch: I'm guessing she didn't read it because didn't write it...


You're right. I don't think she wrote his book either.
 
2012-05-30 09:25:53 PM

Ambivalence: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Is it November yet?

Not....Even....Close.

/sigh


Just remember, the stupid always ramps up as we get closer to the election.
 
2012-05-30 09:32:29 PM

GAT_00: Ambivalence: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Is it November yet?

Not....Even....Close.

/sigh

Just remember, the stupid always ramps up as we get closer to the election.


Oh, thank you

/I can't wait until after the election when they turn it down to 50 again
 
2012-05-30 09:38:15 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: GAT_00: Ambivalence: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Is it November yet?

Not....Even....Close.

/sigh

Just remember, the stupid always ramps up as we get closer to the election.

Oh, thank you

/I can't wait until after the election when they turn it down to 50 again


I have no idea what these people are going to do if Obama wins.
 
2012-05-30 09:42:56 PM

GAT_00: MaudlinMutantMollusk: GAT_00: Ambivalence: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Is it November yet?

Not....Even....Close.

/sigh

Just remember, the stupid always ramps up as we get closer to the election.

Oh, thank you

/I can't wait until after the election when they turn it down to 50 again

I have no idea what these people are going to do if Obama wins.


The same thing they did in '08: Wail,sulk and then wail some more.
 
2012-05-30 09:45:16 PM

GAT_00: I have no idea what these people are going to do if Obama wins.


I hope we find out

/I may be alone in this, but I hate negativity, and for the past 3 years, it's been coming in an endless stream from the right with no rational counter-proposals
//it really, really makes me want to punch a Republican
 
2012-05-30 09:50:59 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: GAT_00: I have no idea what these people are going to do if Obama wins.

I hope we find out

/I may be alone in this, but I hate negativity, and for the past 3 years, it's been coming in an endless stream from the right with no rational counter-proposals
//it really, really makes me want to punch a Republican


It's the hypocrisy I hate. But yeah, I simply can't respect people anymore who consider themselves Republicans. It's somewhere down there with people who admit they like raping babies. It's just an instant flip to 'Wow, you're a terrible human being' in my head.

And no, I'm not really joking with that. I simply cannot fathom it.
 
2012-05-30 10:24:20 PM

GAT_00: MaudlinMutantMollusk: GAT_00: I have no idea what these people are going to do if Obama wins.

I hope we find out

/I may be alone in this, but I hate negativity, and for the past 3 years, it's been coming in an endless stream from the right with no rational counter-proposals
//it really, really makes me want to punch a Republican

It's the hypocrisy I hate. But yeah, I simply can't respect people anymore who consider themselves Republicans. It's somewhere down there with people who admit they like raping babies. It's just an instant flip to 'Wow, you're a terrible human being' in my head.

And no, I'm not really joking with that. I simply cannot fathom it.


Therapy might prove helpful if you can't distinguish a political philosophy from criminal behavior.
 
2012-05-30 10:31:55 PM

feckingmorons: GAT_00: MaudlinMutantMollusk: GAT_00: I have no idea what these people are going to do if Obama wins.

I hope we find out

/I may be alone in this, but I hate negativity, and for the past 3 years, it's been coming in an endless stream from the right with no rational counter-proposals
//it really, really makes me want to punch a Republican

It's the hypocrisy I hate. But yeah, I simply can't respect people anymore who consider themselves Republicans. It's somewhere down there with people who admit they like raping babies. It's just an instant flip to 'Wow, you're a terrible human being' in my head.

And no, I'm not really joking with that. I simply cannot fathom it.

Therapy might prove helpful if you can't distinguish a political philosophy from criminal behavior.


Explain the difference of your party. Go ahead, we'll wait.
 
2012-05-30 10:37:59 PM
She must have left her diary at home when she visited him in Kenya.
 
2012-05-30 10:38:35 PM

feckingmorons: Therapy might prove helpful if you can't distinguish a political philosophy from criminal behavior.


Must.. resist..

(Eugh)
 
2012-05-30 10:40:41 PM
This is HUGE. Right up there with the tell all about Roswell and the Warren Report. The conspiracy is colapsing in front of us. Open your eyes, sheep.
 
2012-05-30 10:41:35 PM

LordZorch: I'm guessing she didn't read it because didn't write it...


divadeesdiscussions.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-30 10:49:56 PM
You farking idiots. You don't realize she was thinking of one of the alternate timelines created when Obama went back in time (might have been the birth announcements in the Hawaii papers). WND, get your head on straight and investigate!
 
2012-05-30 10:50:19 PM
I guess buzzfeed is offering free classes on how not to do sidebar links and images? Because that shiat they've got posted there blows goats.
 
2012-05-30 10:51:59 PM
she obviously hasn't read the memos to get the 0bama story correct.

she was a birther for a while claiming that 0bama's home country is Kenya but she got the updated memo on that.
 
2012-05-30 10:56:14 PM
Was it "born in indonesia and lived in Hawaii?" because flubbing that would be entertaining.
 
2012-05-30 10:57:17 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: she was a birther for a while claiming that 0bama's home country is Kenya but she got the updated memo on that.



"http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/mugato1/michelle-obama-beyonc e .jpg?t=1241953095"

I don't know why you constantly troll and I don't understand the concept behind needing to troll but I thought you could use a reply since you're obviouslt so desperate for one.
 
2012-05-30 10:57:56 PM
Woops, there you go.
 
2012-05-30 10:59:02 PM
Woops, there you go.

i23.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-30 11:04:33 PM
Sarah Palin is now President, the Obamas are deported, and women no longer have the right to vote, for some reason.
 
2012-05-30 11:04:41 PM
White tulip.

/not obscure
 
2012-05-30 11:04:52 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: GAT_00: I have no idea what these people are going to do if Obama wins.

I hope we find out

/I may be alone in this, but I hate negativity, and for the past 3 years, it's been coming in an endless stream from the right with no rational counter-proposals
//it really, really makes me want to punch a Republican


I actually genuinely worry about militia activity and domestic terrorism if Obama wins again. I see it with my parents -- there's genuine fear and hatred of the president. They utterly despise him, on a personal level. It's very creepy.
 
2012-05-30 11:06:43 PM

Lando Lincoln: women no longer have the right to vote, for some reason


I would say because it's the 1920s again, like Republicans fervently wish, but women could vote in the US in the 1920s, so I'm as confused as you are.
 
2012-05-30 11:08:29 PM

kxs401: I actually genuinely worry about militia activity and domestic terrorism if Obama wins again. I see it with my parents -- there's genuine fear and hatred of the president. They utterly despise him, on a personal level. It's very creepy.


oh cmon, if he wins a second term there is nothing stopping him from giving OWS exactly what they want.
 
2012-05-30 11:08:44 PM

Endrick: Does that mean Sarah Palin is automatically president, or is it Romney now? I'm confused.


Parappa The Rappa is now president.

/now kick
 
2012-05-30 11:25:32 PM

tenp0unds0fderp: she obviously hasn't read the memos to get the 0bama story correct.

she was a birther for a while claiming that 0bama's home country is Kenya but she got the updated memo on that.


HAHAHAHAHA!!1! Oh, man...you "conservatives" are so clever!

She got "the memo!" whew! Funny, funny stuff...
 
2012-05-30 11:28:12 PM

feckingmorons: Therapy might prove helpful if you can't distinguish a political philosophy from criminal behavior.


So, you're saying that most of the GOP should be in therapy?
 
2012-05-30 11:32:55 PM
I think it's pretty obvious that most Americans would be better off if we ditched Obama and went back to having a Republican President.
 
2012-05-30 11:33:22 PM

CitizenTed: Endrick: Does that mean Sarah Palin is automatically president, or is it Romney now? I'm confused.

It means Palin is president, Obamacare is revoked and 2013 will be re-designated as 1953.


So, we revert back to 1953 tax rates?

Some folks are going to be pissed about that. Maybe enough to protest. Something like a Tax Enoughed Already thing?
 
2012-05-30 11:33:56 PM

kxs401: I actually genuinely worry about militia activity and domestic terrorism if Obama wins again. I see it with my parents -- there's genuine fear and hatred of the president. They utterly despise him, on a personal level. It's very creepy.


And its not even fringe guys whipping them into a state of panic, you've got the two highest rated talk radio hosts (Rush & Hannity) spending a collective 6 hours a day on the radio doing nothing but screaming about how Obama hates America, that he's trying to destroy America, etc etc. I remember when Clinton was President, Rush wasn't this bad then, he even would tell off the crazier callers (Clinton murders). Now he's all for it.

In the mind of the old folks who listen to these shows, Obama isn't some centrist Republican president, he's the reincarnation of Stalin and Lenin combined.

And heaven forbid these people listen to Alex Jones, Beck, or one of the other full nutso shows.
 
2012-05-30 11:35:48 PM
shiat, some times the chronology of events in my own life out of get I order.
 
2012-05-30 11:38:19 PM
Go ahead and throw good money after bad, dickweeds.
 
2012-05-30 11:38:33 PM

wildcardjack: shiat, some times the chronology of events in my own life out of get I order.


You took an arrow in the knee AFTER you became a city guard?
 
2012-05-30 11:40:23 PM

Mugato: Woops, there you go.

[i23.photobucket.com image 265x353]


why would you post such a picture with such a caption? that is really nasty.

you seem to have issues. good luck dealing with them.
 
2012-05-30 11:45:44 PM

Sabyen91: wildcardjack: shiat, some times the chronology of events in my own life out of get I order.

You took an arrow in the knee AFTER you became a city guard?


I am fighting forsworn at the moment so I got a kick out of this
 
2012-05-30 11:48:41 PM

Ambivalence: People do realize that Michelle Obama does not hold an elected office. Right? She's not on the ballot for November. People do know that, right?


I was unaware you can point out mistakes only if someone is in an elected office. Let me count the Palin comments in this thread real fast so I can tell them...

She has been on TV more than enough to be mentioned in Fark threads/articles. Are you arguing she should be left alone?
 
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