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(CNN)   Is Mitt Romney actually a unicorn, and thus ineligible for the presidency? We're just asking questions   (cnn.com) divider line 185
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2012-05-30 04:26:15 PM
He hasn't proved he's not!
 
2012-05-30 04:27:04 PM
That's just silly. Everybody knows that Obama controls all of the unicorns. And he farts rainbows too, don't forget about the rainbows.

Hopey McChange to the rescue!
 
2012-05-30 04:31:36 PM
So does that mean Twilight Sparkle is running on the Republican Ticket in 2012?
 
2012-05-30 04:34:43 PM

BronyMedic: So does that mean Twilight Sparkle is running on the Republican Ticket in 2012?


Edward/Bella 2012

Because derpy stares can fix the economy.
 
2012-05-30 05:05:33 PM

BronyMedic: So does that mean Twilight Sparkle is running on the Republican Ticket in 2012?


I'd vote for her.
 
2012-05-30 05:07:48 PM
CygnusDarius: Because derpy stares can fix the economy.

No. Because then some blogger named Yamino, who is the voice of all handicapped people on the internet and emperor of the mentally challenged, will tell us how we're just laughing at the disabled because of Derpy.

/Yamino can go fornicate herself with an axe handle.
 
2012-05-30 05:09:11 PM

BronyMedic: CygnusDarius: Because derpy stares can fix the economy.

No. Because then some blogger named Yamino, who is the voice of all handicapped people on the internet and emperor of the mentally challenged, will tell us how we're just laughing at the disabled because of Derpy.

/Yamino can go fornicate herself with an axe handle.


www.aggrogate.com

This might cheer you up, then.


/Fluttershy is soft on crime! And everything else.
 
2012-05-30 05:10:39 PM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-30 05:11:15 PM
Show me where in the constitution it says that a unicorn can't be president.
 
2012-05-30 05:11:26 PM
Only on FARK can a thread about Mittens turn into a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic swag discussion.

Truly, Drew is one of the greatest minds of our generation.
 
2012-05-30 05:12:03 PM

BronyMedic: So does that mean Twilight Sparkle is running on the Republican Ticket in 2012?


After you find her long form birth certificate proving she was born in America, sure.
 
2012-05-30 05:12:23 PM
FTFA "I feel like we've tried logic with the birthers for too long,"

Well, there's your problem.
 
2012-05-30 05:12:43 PM
I feel like unicorns are being insulted by this question.

Shouldn't the real question be whether Mitt Romney is a Vogon? A heartless bureaucrat that has an exaggerated sense of his own poetic worth?

I mean really...a unicorn? Those things attract virgin maidens and princesses. Mitt is more into the soul-devouring skeletors.
 
2012-05-30 05:12:46 PM

BronyMedic: So does that mean Twilight Sparkle is running on the Republican Ticket in 2012?


She'd have my vote.
 
2012-05-30 05:13:25 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

clearly a bicorn
 
2012-05-30 05:13:26 PM
I just want to go on record as saying that i believe Rmoney to, in fact, be a Unicorn,
and some think that's impossible in that he doesn't have a horn! and to that i say the horn has migrated south and reduced in size.
 
2012-05-30 05:13:50 PM
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-05-30 05:13:51 PM
Romney is a replicant who is trying to buy more life.
 
2012-05-30 05:14:21 PM
Sununu is right.

CNN loves keeping this in the news instead of just discarding it because it takes the focus away from 0bama and the economy.
 
2012-05-30 05:14:57 PM
Oh great guys, now Romney's programmers have to work on "fart rainbows" application.
 
2012-05-30 05:15:13 PM
In all seriousness, did anybody see that Mitt Romney released a computer-generated Certificate of Live Birth to prove that he's a natural-born citizen? I wonder if anyone will send taxpayer-funded posses to Michigan demanding to see the original long-form birth certificate.
 
2012-05-30 05:15:25 PM
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yay for bipartisanship
 
2012-05-30 05:15:54 PM

BronyMedic: /Yamino can go fornicate herself with an axe handle.


So much THIS.
 
2012-05-30 05:16:00 PM
Of course Mitt isn't a unicorn -- Noah didn't load any unicorns aboard the ark.
 
2012-05-30 05:16:01 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: Sununu is right.

CNN loves keeping this in the news instead of just discarding it because it takes the focus away from 0bama and the economy.


What economy?
 
2012-05-30 05:16:02 PM
Asinine.
 
2012-05-30 05:16:08 PM
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-05-30 05:16:18 PM
I think this is funny, but they would have been able to make an actual point(Without people writing them of for being silly) if the petition had demanded that the Sec of State ignore not one but TWO valid forms of proof of birth for Obama, and then had him personally travel to Michigan to visually confirm Mitt's Mittness... If they had pitched a fit until Romney had been as thoroughly vetted as Obama, that could have had more of an effect.

This tactic is funny, and the Birthers deserve it, but it's too easy to write these people off...
 
2012-05-30 05:16:22 PM
I have had it with anti-unicorn sentiments in this forum. Bigoted bastages.
I hope you rot in hell Nazis.

/ Damn auto Darwin.
 
2012-05-30 05:16:53 PM
I signed this petition.
 
2012-05-30 05:16:59 PM
you know that helmet hair is covering up something substantial
 
2012-05-30 05:17:00 PM
You know, there is so much wrong in this country right now, can BOTH sides knock this kid stuff off? I just want to storm the Hill and talk to everyone like they're children.

Now, GOP, we know you don't like the girls, but could you please stop using legislation to pull their pigtails?
Dems, we know you don't like bullies, but if you don't stand up for yourself, they'll never learn to respect you.

Good, now there's an election coming up in the afternoon, and it would be nice if you could campaign on something POSITIVE you've accomplished this year.

Oh, and GOP, you're excused from science today. The teacher says you're too disruptive. You may go to study hall instead.
 
2012-05-30 05:17:18 PM
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-05-30 05:17:19 PM
A true skeptic checks all the candidates.
 
2012-05-30 05:18:03 PM
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Planet Unicorn HEYYY!
 
2012-05-30 05:18:28 PM
The Real Question is not if Mitt Romney is a Unicorn. Because we all know that Unicorns are farkin' magic and awesome and stuff. And Mittens is the exact opposite of that.

The real question is: Is Mitt Romney really a Lizard Alien Hybrid? We need to slow down the videos to see how they blink. That's how David Icke said we'd know the truth.
 
2012-05-30 05:18:44 PM
The real question is whether barrack "The Shock" 0bummer isn't out to destroy this country to avenge his father, a kenyan islamist. After worshipping Saul Alinsky in the ways of perverting law and order in this exceptional nation, he finally sleezed his way into a true position of power. And oh boy, he is flexing his ill gotten gains to forward the reverse colonial agenda. Mitt Romney can only be seen as a god send to this country, here to drain the swamp of the liberal scourge.
 
2012-05-30 05:19:41 PM

BillCo: That's just silly. Everybody knows that Obama controls all of the unicorns. And he farts rainbows too, don't forget about the rainbows. Hopey McChange to the rescue!


Hush baby, don't cry. You're almost halfway through the nightmare.
 
2012-05-30 05:20:19 PM
Romney... Romney...

We're going to Candidate Mountain, Romney...
 
2012-05-30 05:20:24 PM
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-05-30 05:20:29 PM

WTF Indeed: [j.wigflip.com image 500x375]


I love how that Unicorn looks so damn sure of himself.
 
2012-05-30 05:20:29 PM
Its really just a matter of opinion. I have the opinion that Romney is a Unicorn, he has another opinion.


Donald Trump and Republicans have widened the definition of opinion these last 4 years ...no longer are things factual. I happen to feel like water boils at 22 degrees now at sea level. Sometimes water and heat have a different opinion, but at least I am still equally correct as they are...in fact a lot of people are suspicious of water's claims and I happen to be one of them.
 
2012-05-30 05:22:06 PM
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If he was a rainbow pony, it would be on his birth certificate.
 
2012-05-30 05:22:29 PM

WTF Indeed: [j.wigflip.com image 500x375]


I seriously got an email from my dad asking why we don't know who all of Obama's highschool girlfriends were... it was like 3 pages long.

I replied "because no one cares, and if they did, they'd actually investigate... perhaps by reading one of the 40 biographies published about him..."
 
2012-05-30 05:23:37 PM
This won't work simply because there are different motivators here.

The Birthers base their arguments/beliefs on anger, hate, and fear -- whereas the Unicorners are just being goofballs. Goofballism will never result in a significant movement. It'll be forgotten in a week, tops.

On a side note, my wife and I had a deep conversation about the Ponies the other night. It basically boiled down as follows:
1) We want our daughter's best friend to be Applejack.
2) We want our son to marry Twilight Sparkle.
3) We want our daughter's roommate in college to be Fluttershy.
4) We both despise Rainbow Dash and hope our kids never befriend/marry/or imitate her on any level -- though we both have a hard time thinking of her as a "her".
 
2012-05-30 05:23:37 PM

BronyMedic: So does that mean Twilight Sparkle is running on the Republican Ticket in 2012?


Doubtful, as she clearly supports education and goes out of her way to help others.
 
2012-05-30 05:23:56 PM
BillCo: That's just silly. Everybody knows that Obama controls all of the unicorns. And he farts rainbows too, don't forget about the rainbows.

Hopey McChange to the rescue!


Obama is in charge of the Rainbow Factory? MONSTER

I bet he has beautiful eyes, though.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/RainbowFactory?from=Main . RainbowFactory
 
2012-05-30 05:24:12 PM

BronyMedic: The real question is: Is Mitt Romney really a Lizard Alien Hybrid? We need to slow down the videos to see how they blink. That's how David Icke said we'd know the truth.


Quiet, man. Our reptilian overlords have eyes everywhere.

/Very pixelated eyes.
 
2012-05-30 05:25:11 PM
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-05-30 05:25:33 PM
i47.tinypic.com
 
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