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(Yahoo)   Obama calls Romney to congratulate him on winning the Republican Primary. Clearly this represents he conceded the race making Romney president and forcing Obama to serve as Hillary Clinton's hand-maiden until the end of time   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 95
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2012-05-30 02:54:56 PM
He just delivered Liam Neeson's speech to the kidnappers in "Taken" and dropped the phone while screaming "SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!"
 
2012-05-30 02:58:46 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He just delivered Liam Neeson's speech to the kidnappers in "Taken" and dropped the phone while screaming "SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!"


I'm going to be back here in an hour to vote this as "funny".
 
2012-05-30 03:11:35 PM
"Hey, Mitt. Barack here. Your family is going to have to have a funeral for your dignity when I'm done with you."
 
2012-05-30 03:16:36 PM
Is it an Admin who submits all of these "this means..." headlines? because gawd almighty they are all the same farking joke, and it wasn't really funny the first time, much less the 19th.

Am I wrong?
 
2012-05-30 03:17:23 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: "Hey, Mitt. Barack here. Your family is going to have to have a funeral for your dignity when I'm done with you..."


"... and then they'll force-convert it to Mormonism."
 
2012-05-30 03:22:13 PM

Magorn: Is it an Admin who submits all of these "this means..." headlines? because gawd almighty they are all the same farking joke, and it wasn't really funny the first time, much less the 19th.

Am I wrong?


Yes.
 
2012-05-30 03:25:53 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: "Hey, Mitt. Barack here. Your family is going to have to have a funeral for your dignity when I'm done with you."


I actually read that in the President's voice. Well done. :)
 
2012-05-30 03:39:12 PM

James!: Magorn: Is it an Admin who submits all of these "this means..." headlines? because gawd almighty they are all the same farking joke, and it wasn't really funny the first time, much less the 19th.

Am I wrong?

Yes.


Yeah, the 19th was a long damn time ago.
 
2012-05-30 03:45:36 PM
"Hey, Mitt. Barack here. You're about to be served, baitch! BAAHAHAHAHA!"

/Well I can dream.
 
2012-05-30 03:49:50 PM

browneye: "Hey, Mitt. Barack here. You're about to be served, baitch! BAAHAHAHAHA!"

/Well I can dream.


"well OF COURSE, I'm about to be served, My butler just indicated that luncheon is about to be laid on in the grand salon so-oh, wait- "served" is one of those colorful expressions you people often use to mean something totally different than the normal meaning of the word, isn't it?"
 
2012-05-30 03:56:19 PM
Why is Obama ruling RON PAUL out so soon?
 
2012-05-30 03:59:23 PM

Magorn: Is it an Admin who submits all of these "this means..." headlines? because gawd almighty they are all the same farking joke, and it wasn't really funny the first time, much less the 19th.

Am I wrong?


/subby

You can tell by the questionable grammar and awkward phrasings in the headline.
 
2012-05-30 04:00:54 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He just delivered Liam Neeson's speech to the kidnappers in "Taken" and dropped the phone while screaming "SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!"


Well that was a short thread.
 
2012-05-30 04:02:16 PM

netweavr: Magorn: Is it an Admin who submits all of these "this means..." headlines? because gawd almighty they are all the same farking joke, and it wasn't really funny the first time, much less the 19th.

Am I wrong?

/subby

You can tell by the questionable grammar and awkward phrasings in the headline.


I only wish. I've been on such a dry-spell lately, but even i wouldn't lower myself to using this joke to get a GL, and that is saying somethign considering where I HAVE Stooped in the past
 
2012-05-30 04:03:41 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He just delivered Liam Neeson's speech to the kidnappers in "Taken" and dropped the phone while screaming "SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!"


Bwahahahahahaha!
 
2012-05-30 04:06:27 PM
I bet he whispered some Marxist Kenyan usurper voodoo spell into his ear. Bastard!
 
2012-05-30 04:07:21 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He just delivered Liam Neeson's speech to the kidnappers in "Taken" and dropped the phone while screaming "SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!"


www.whosawesome.com
 
2012-05-30 04:09:57 PM
He just breathed heavily into the phone for 30 seconds and then said "Tonight: you."
 
2012-05-30 04:10:41 PM
Romney is going to fix the economy and make everything better.

He hasn't told us how he's going to do it, of course, but he will do it.
 
2012-05-30 04:11:34 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He just delivered Liam Neeson's speech to the kidnappers in "Taken" and dropped the phone while screaming "SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!"


What Sexual Chocolate might look like.....

cdn1.sbnation.com


No Peas.......
 
2012-05-30 04:12:13 PM
l1.yimg.com
"Hi, Mitt, it's me Obama. Congratulations"



www.marketplace.org
"Thanks, Fartbama!"

4.bp.blogspot.com


cdn2-b.examiner.com
 
2012-05-30 04:12:55 PM
I'm sure Romney's account of the conversation looks something like this:


therearenosunglasses.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-30 04:13:50 PM
That was kind of a classy move, can't wait until Fox News spins this into his ego.
 
2012-05-30 04:14:24 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: What Sexual Chocolate might look like.....


we don't need to see what it "might" look like... we already know
28.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-30 04:17:02 PM
This means Romney is now a liberal and must fark a tree knot whilst singing the Iranian national anthem
 
2012-05-30 04:17:23 PM

Headso: globalwarmingpraiser: What Sexual Chocolate might look like.....

we don't need to see what it "might" look like... we already know
[28.media.tumblr.com image 400x300]


Until he fathers a Hand Baby with a 70 year old white woman, I don't wanna hear it....
 
2012-05-30 04:17:43 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-30 04:17:44 PM
winning the Republican Primary

A couple of billion dollars later, Romney is best thing the "Grand" Oldparty can come up with.

Pathetic, if that's supposed to represent the so-called "opposition."

Also, yeah, you're either an asshole or a dipshiat if you're voting to spite Obama this year. Can't really decide if there's a difference or if it matters.

You are part of the problem if you are casting your vote for Romney this fall.
 
2012-05-30 04:18:02 PM
He's not even a young man that you all know as Joe the Policeman from the "What's Going Down" episode of "That's My Momma".
 
2012-05-30 04:18:03 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He just delivered Liam Neeson's speech to the kidnappers in "Taken" and dropped the phone while screaming "SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!"


Good luck.
 
2012-05-30 04:18:03 PM
Oh, it's on

dalje.com
 
2012-05-30 04:18:46 PM
"Hey Mitt, Is your campaign running? Well, you better go and catch it!


... because I'm going to rip off your dick and f*ck you up the ass with the wet end."
 
2012-05-30 04:19:01 PM

farkityfarker: Romney is going to fix the economy and make everything better.

He hasn't told us how he's going to do it, of course, but he will do it.


He will evaluate the strengths and weaknesses of each state, then shift all debts, pensions, medicare, welfare, education and environmental obligations to one state, and then declare that state no longer part of the United States of America.

Since the other states will no longer have any financial obligations, taxes can be outlawed leading to an unprecedented period of growth since there will no longer be a disincentive to succeed. We will be a country of Millionaires practically overnight.
 
2012-05-30 04:19:11 PM

serpent_sky: ecmoRandomNumbers: "Hey, Mitt. Barack here. Your family is going to have to have a funeral for your dignity when I'm done with you."

I actually read that in the President's voice. Well done. :)


After this thread's boobies it was hard getting Liam Neeson's voice out of my head but it was so worth it to read it in both voices.
/actually typed b.o.o.b.i.e.s. and not that other phrase that gets filtered... I've been here too long
 
2012-05-30 04:20:05 PM

whidbey: winning the Republican Primary

A couple of billion dollars later, Romney is best thing the "Grand" Oldparty can come up with.

Pathetic, if that's supposed to represent the so-called "opposition."

Also, yeah, you're either an asshole or a dipshiat if you're voting to spite Obama this year. Can't really decide if there's a difference or if it matters.

You are part of the problem if you are casting your vote for Romney this fall.


This election will be decided at the gas pump. $4.00 or more Romney wins. $3.00 or less Obama wins. That is how I see it.
 
2012-05-30 04:20:30 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He just delivered Liam Neeson's speech to the kidnappers in "Taken" and dropped the phone while screaming "SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!"


well there goes my chances of saying anything funny here
 
2012-05-30 04:22:13 PM
I bet Mittens Rmoney put the GOP on hold to take President Obamas call.
 
2012-05-30 04:22:43 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-30 04:22:47 PM
"Hey, Mitt! Heard you sewed up the nomination! I could not be happier. Seriously, nothing could make me happier than knowing you're the Republican nominee. Seriously, this is GREAT news!"
 
2012-05-30 04:22:53 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: whidbey: winning the Republican Primary

A couple of billion dollars later, Romney is best thing the "Grand" Oldparty can come up with.

Pathetic, if that's supposed to represent the so-called "opposition."

Also, yeah, you're either an asshole or a dipshiat if you're voting to spite Obama this year. Can't really decide if there's a difference or if it matters.

You are part of the problem if you are casting your vote for Romney this fall.

This election will be decided at the gas pump. $4.00 or more Romney wins. $3.00 or less Obama wins. That is how I see it.


You would still be an incredible asshole if you voted out a decent administration on account of that.

Also, we need higher gas prices no matter who's in office.
 
2012-05-30 04:23:03 PM

Citrate1007: That was kind of a classy move, can't wait until Fox News spins this into his ego.


Did Romney congratulate Obama on winning the Democratic primary? NO.

Bad call, Romney, Bad call.
 
2012-05-30 04:24:27 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: whidbey: winning the Republican Primary

A couple of billion dollars later, Romney is best thing the "Grand" Oldparty can come up with.

Pathetic, if that's supposed to represent the so-called "opposition."

Also, yeah, you're either an asshole or a dipshiat if you're voting to spite Obama this year. Can't really decide if there's a difference or if it matters.

You are part of the problem if you are casting your vote for Romney this fall.

This election will be decided at the gas pump. $4.00 or more Romney wins. $3.00 or less Obama wins. That is how I see it.


And if the price is between $3.01 and $3.99, RON PAUL wins for life!
 
2012-05-30 04:24:42 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-30 04:25:21 PM

HotWingConspiracy: [img.photobucket.com image 490x320]


dammit!
 
2012-05-30 04:27:38 PM
FTFA: At approximately 11:30 a.m. ET Wednesday, the president called Romney "to congratulate him on securing the Republican nomination," Obama campaign spokesman Ben LaBolt announced in a readout of the call, which was disseminated to reporters.

"President Obama said that he looked forward to an important and healthy debate about America's future, and wished Governor Romney and his family well throughout the upcoming campaign."

A Romney aide told news outlets the call was brief and cordial.

Romney then boarded Bain Force One to head to a campaign event in Baton Rouge organized by the White Nationalist Party, headlined by Ted Nugent and funded by Donald Trump and Arizona taxpayers via Joe Arpaio.
 
2012-05-30 04:28:13 PM

DeaH: globalwarmingpraiser: whidbey: winning the Republican Primary

A couple of billion dollars later, Romney is best thing the "Grand" Oldparty can come up with.

Pathetic, if that's supposed to represent the so-called "opposition."

Also, yeah, you're either an asshole or a dipshiat if you're voting to spite Obama this year. Can't really decide if there's a difference or if it matters.

You are part of the problem if you are casting your vote for Romney this fall.

This election will be decided at the gas pump. $4.00 or more Romney wins. $3.00 or less Obama wins. That is how I see it.

And if the price is between $3.01 and $3.99, RON PAUL wins for life!


Luckily that shouldn't be too long.
 
2012-05-30 04:28:18 PM

whidbey: winning the Republican Primary

A couple of billion dollars later, Romney is best thing the "Grand" Oldparty can come up with.

Pathetic, if that's supposed to represent the so-called "opposition."

Also, yeah, you're either an asshole or a dipshiat if you're voting to spite Obama this year. Can't really decide if there's a difference or if it matters.

You are part of the problem if you are casting your vote for Romney this fall.


I believe that your last statement indicates you've made a decision on the former.
 
2012-05-30 04:28:35 PM

whidbey: globalwarmingpraiser: whidbey: winning the Republican Primary

A couple of billion dollars later, Romney is best thing the "Grand" Oldparty can come up with.

Pathetic, if that's supposed to represent the so-called "opposition."

Also, yeah, you're either an asshole or a dipshiat if you're voting to spite Obama this year. Can't really decide if there's a difference or if it matters.

You are part of the problem if you are casting your vote for Romney this fall.

This election will be decided at the gas pump. $4.00 or more Romney wins. $3.00 or less Obama wins. That is how I see it.

You would still be an incredible asshole if you voted out a decent administration on account of that.

Also, we need higher gas prices no matter who's in office.


One, I am not stating this as who I am going to vote for, I just have a pretty good idea of the American people. Also, high gas prices hurt the poor disproportionately, why do you hate poor people.
 
2012-05-30 04:28:48 PM

HotWingConspiracy: [Hello,YesThisIsFart.jpg]


I like to picture the face of someone not familiar with the Fartbongo meme coming across that image and being all WTF?!?!
 
2012-05-30 04:29:27 PM

Magorn: Is it an Admin who submits all of these "this means..." headlines? because gawd almighty they are all the same farking joke, and it wasn't really funny the first time, much less the 19th.

Am I wrong?


Well, it was pretty funny the first time. You're wrong about that, yes.
 
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