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(Foodbeast)   Mario Batali left Iron Chef due to an abundance of 'Skinny Little Actresses'   (foodbeast.com) divider line 15
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2012-05-30 02:27:14 PM  
4 votes:

Aarontology: It is, but those ones seemed to know at least a little bit of what was going on. The normal judges sometimes say things like "I didn't like it, but I know that for what it is, it's very good" instead of "ewwwwwwww"


Or, "I very much like the soup. It reminds me of a summer's day, where my ancestors have come to visit from the Land of Wind and Ghosts, and we all frolic on the meadow while the two-headed Wagyu lowes a mournful tune as it marches up to the volcano's caldera to end its life, as it has had its heart broken and shamed its family."
2012-05-30 03:32:19 PM  
3 votes:
I want to pitch "Stoner Chef" where you just get a mishmash of snack foods and condiments to work with.
2012-05-30 03:45:53 PM  
2 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: I want to pitch "Stoner Chef" where you just get a mishmash of snack foods and condiments to work with.


That could make a fun Chopped basket.

"Ok contestants you have Doritos, Mountain Dew, stale Gummy Bears and half a pack of hot dogs."
2012-05-30 02:33:29 PM  
2 votes:
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"It's a little bit....oily".


Seriously, can she even say anything else?
2012-05-30 02:05:27 PM  
2 votes:
...None of whom responded in the positive to his repeated entreaties to play "hide the cannoli."
2012-05-30 09:29:52 PM  
1 votes:
Original Iron Chef

Old food critic:This is a very good dish. I think you balanced the seasonal ingredients in a way that highlighted the featured item.
Rosanjin scholar: Humph I thought it was pretty good! Really Japanese!
Young skinny actress: Oh, it squirted in my mouth! tee-hee, it just explodes on your tongue! tee-hee
2012-05-30 06:11:33 PM  
1 votes:
I want to develop a fantasy game - Dungeon Chef - where the heroes have to kill the ingredient in the arena before cooking it. "Mmm, this owlbear is really fresh. And what's this here?" "That's my left arm, actually."
2012-05-30 05:39:01 PM  
1 votes:

Cavenagh:

Bobby Flay always uses peppers and blue corn tortillas. ...


My wife calls him the aspergers tamale guy.
2012-05-30 05:19:55 PM  
1 votes:

wee: Leeds: Indeed. You only have to watch a couple of interviews or cutaways of him talking to realize that he's a Grade A douchnozzle. He's just so damn condescending.

I am 100% sure that Bobby Flay masturbates in front of a mirror while talking to himself about himself.


A friend of mine postulates that if Bobby Flay and Rachel Ray were to get together, we'd have an invasion of Flay-Rays putting blue corn meal and EVOO on everything.
2012-05-30 04:56:49 PM  
1 votes:

Persnickety: If memory serves, the original Iron Chef almost always had skinny actresses on however it seems to me they usually picked the Iron Chef as the best. They would all say these amazingly glowing things about the challenger but then the Iron Chef would win anyway. Not sure if there was some Japanese honor code thing going on about not shaming a man in his own house or maybe it was simply fixed like a WWE match.


BAH GAWD, ALTON, ANNE BURRELL JUST SMASHED A STEEL CLOCHE OVER BATALI'S HEAD! SOMEONE PUT A STOP TO THIS!
2012-05-30 04:17:58 PM  
1 votes:

the_vicious_fez: Beaver1224: the_vicious_fez: /and if you're going to create a show about personal preference, you get "Hot Fudge Sundaes with the Hooters Girls. Featuring the Whipped Cream Fire Hose"

Are you pitching this? 'Cause I can support a show like this.

/just sayin'

I'm pitching it as a replacement for that abomination of middling intellect and overblown ideals, The Man Show.

And I'd like to pair it with "Real Men for Real Women: Mike Rowe and Ewan MacGregor fix cars in towels".


If Hugh Jackman and Chris Hemmsworth guest star, I am all about that.
2012-05-30 03:55:19 PM  
1 votes:

Beaver1224: the_vicious_fez: /and if you're going to create a show about personal preference, you get "Hot Fudge Sundaes with the Hooters Girls. Featuring the Whipped Cream Fire Hose"

Are you pitching this? 'Cause I can support a show like this.

/just sayin'


I'm pitching it as a replacement for that abomination of middling intellect and overblown ideals, The Man Show.

And I'd like to pair it with "Real Men for Real Women: Mike Rowe and Ewan MacGregor fix cars in towels".
2012-05-30 03:35:19 PM  
1 votes:
Did he steal their tips?
2012-05-30 02:32:50 PM  
1 votes:

Aarontology: He's kind of got a point.

A lot of the random judges they use on Top Chef are complete morons when it comes to food who judge solely on their own personal tastes instead of on what the dish was trying to accomplish.

and I'm the kind of guy who thinks foodies should be force fed cheez wiz until they pop.


Cyberluddite: He kinda has a point.


He totally has a point.
2012-05-30 02:30:46 PM  
1 votes:
On one hand, I don't quite understand why a judge on a cooking competition would be some random unaffiliated celebrity. On the other hand, I think that if your food can't pass muster with a person who doesn't masturbate creme fraiche into an organic towel made from arugula and black truffles, then you should probably reconsider your line of work.
 
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