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(Nine MSN)   The Antichrist will be European and he will come from Spain   (news.ninemsn.com.au ) divider line
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1591 clicks; posted to Business » on 30 May 2012 at 12:28 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-05-30 12:39:13 PM  
I'm so confused now.
 
2012-05-30 12:40:18 PM  
I thought he was Kenyan.
 
2012-05-30 12:43:37 PM  
Spoiler: It was supposed to be Nero after he came back from the dead.
 
2012-05-30 12:44:45 PM  
So we nuke Spain when they get peak Antichrist?
 
2012-05-30 01:07:54 PM  
He will wield the Castanets of Doom.
 
2012-05-30 01:11:02 PM  

propasaurus: I thought he was Kenyan.


He is a Kenyan European Socialist. I think that was made abundantly clear.
 
2012-05-30 01:19:57 PM  
I still thought the antichrist was Obama
 
2012-05-30 01:32:31 PM  
If you believe in such drivel
 
2012-05-30 01:35:13 PM  

Arkanaut: propasaurus: I thought he was Kenyan.

He is a Kenyan European Socialist. I think that was made abundantly clear.


He is a Kenyan European Socialist, brought to the US illegaly via Mexico by the drug cartels (therefore, Mexican), trained by the liberal elite as well as homosexual atheist scientists and blessed by the islamofascist terrorists.

Also, he is from outer space, and possibly radioactive, and a zombie to boot.
 
2012-05-30 01:54:14 PM  

CygnusDarius: Arkanaut: propasaurus: I thought he was Kenyan.

He is a Kenyan European Socialist. I think that was made abundantly clear.

He is a Kenyan European Socialist, brought to the US illegaly via Mexico by the drug cartels (therefore, Mexican), trained by the liberal elite as well as homosexual atheist scientists and blessed by the islamofascist terrorists.

Also, he is from outer space, and possibly radioactive, and a zombie to boot.


Also anti-colonialist. Almost forgot about that one.
 
2012-05-30 02:19:15 PM  

Kurmudgeon: He will wield the Castanets of Doom.


need advice, soonish. Oh god it hurts.
 
2012-05-30 02:33:48 PM  
billwardwriter.com

I'm not Shpanish you fool, I'm Egyptian
 
2012-05-30 02:49:31 PM  

CygnusDarius: He is a Kenyan European Socialist, brought to the US illegaly via Mexico by the drug cartels (therefore, Mexican), trained by the liberal elite as well as homosexual atheist scientists and blessed by the islamofascist terrorists.


You forgot to mention they got their guns from Operation Fast and Furious.
 
2012-05-30 03:14:58 PM  
Somewhere Jack Van Impe is smiling...

/obscure
 
2012-05-30 04:19:10 PM  
Prophecy of the Popes

Get up to date with the end-times conspiracy theories, people
 
2012-05-30 04:20:00 PM  

Vengeful Walnut: Somewhere Jack Van Impe is smiling...

/obscure


Oh god the crap him and his wife talk about on their show was hilarious in the 90s. Me and my friends would watch it laughing our asses off. One time he said Russia had a secret army in the US and he show pictures of these "Russian military vehicles" They were Russian in origan, and some were military at a poit in their life but the real story was some guy bought them and was turning them into ambulances for the 3rd world.
 
2012-05-30 06:14:56 PM  
The Antichrist will come from Amercia.
 
2012-05-30 08:18:50 PM  

RickyWilliams'sBong: The Antichrist will come from Amercia.



There is no anti-Christ in the bad sense. Humans are evil and destructive, it's amusing when they try and blame their lack of civility on some magical forces.

If anything the anti-Christ will come and punish the evil.
 
2012-05-30 08:19:38 PM  
JACK VAN IMPE WAS RIGHT
 
2012-05-30 10:04:01 PM  
Wait, I thought we just downgraded 666 to 616? Should be nothing to worry about here.
 
2012-05-30 10:04:37 PM  

robertus: [billwardwriter.com image 320x240]

I'm not Shpanish you fool, I'm Egyptian


You said you were from Spain! You're a liar!
 
2012-05-31 09:10:40 AM  

CygnusDarius: Arkanaut: propasaurus: I thought he was Kenyan.

He is a Kenyan European Socialist. I think that was made abundantly clear.

He is a Kenyan European Socialist, brought to the US illegaly via Mexico by the drug cartels (therefore, Mexican), trained by the liberal elite as well as homosexual atheist scientists and blessed by the islamofascist terrorists.

Also, he is from outer space, and possibly radioactive, and a zombie to boot.


You forgot Nazi.
 
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