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2012-05-30 12:14:36 PM  
If you don't know by now that attacking Stewart will lead to you getting smacked down in creative, accurate, and sometimes profane fashion, you're an idiot.

Which explains just why Roger Ailes did it.
 
2012-05-30 12:25:44 PM  
I want to go to that weird bar.
 
2012-05-30 12:28:02 PM  
I missed the first qp minutes last night. Sorry I did because that was funny.
 
2012-05-30 12:38:04 PM  
I have to say, I don't really like when the Daily Show does those kind of skits. Even the Jon-as-Glenn-Beck ones. It comes off as trying too hard.
 
2012-05-30 12:53:58 PM  

Quasar: I have to say, I don't really like when the Daily Show does those kind of skits. Even the Jon-as-Glenn-Beck ones. It comes off as trying too hard.


These are the shows they use for their Emmy entries. Hence the larger than normal over-production.
 
2012-05-30 12:55:28 PM  
Fox News is just like the 700 club. A GOP propaganda mill.
 
2012-05-30 12:56:02 PM  
Roger Ailes, in his own words: surrounded by 24 liberals and 1 conservative at Fox News.

Just what does one have to do to be considered the conservative in that bunch? Eat red-white-and-blue Doritos out of the ass of a dead black man that you lynched while listening to Johnny Cash?
 
2012-05-30 12:57:15 PM  

coeyagi: Roger Ailes, in his own words: surrounded by 24 liberals and 1 conservative at Fox News.

Just what does one have to do to be considered the conservative in that bunch? Eat red-white-and-blue Doritos out of the ass of a dead black man that you lynched while listening to Johnny Cash?


That pinko?!
 
2012-05-30 12:58:10 PM  

coeyagi: Roger Ailes, in his own words: surrounded by 24 liberals and 1 conservative at Fox News.

Just what does one have to do to be considered the conservative in that bunch? Eat red-white-and-blue Doritos out of the ass of a dead black man that you lynched while listening to Johnny CashTed Nugent?


FTFM
 
2012-05-30 12:58:22 PM  

coeyagi: Just what does one have to do to be considered the conservative in that bunch? Eat red-white-and-blue Doritos out of the ass of a dead black man that you lynched while listening to Johnny Cash?


That'll work for starters. Kinda gay with the whole eatin ass thing. Better to eat them outta that black fella's hollowed-out skull.
 
2012-05-30 12:58:58 PM  

coeyagi: Roger Ailes, in his own words: surrounded by 24 liberals and 1 conservative at Fox News.

Just what does one have to do to be considered the conservative in that bunch? Eat red-white-and-blue Doritos out of the ass of a dead black man that you lynched while listening to Johnny Cash

Ted Nugent?

FTFY. Pretty sure Cash wasn't conservative.
 
2012-05-30 01:01:05 PM  

Uncle Pim: coeyagi: Roger Ailes, in his own words: surrounded by 24 liberals and 1 conservative at Fox News.

Just what does one have to do to be considered the conservative in that bunch? Eat red-white-and-blue Doritos out of the ass of a dead black man that you lynched while listening to Johnny Cash Ted Nugent?

FTFY. Pretty sure Cash wasn't conservative.


Yeah, I fixed it a few posts up. Doesn't matter, though. You think most of the people who listen to Johnny Cash aren't conservative?
 
2012-05-30 01:01:06 PM  

Quasar: I have to say, I don't really like when the Daily Show does those kind of skits. Even the Jon-as-Glenn-Beck ones. It comes off as trying too hard.


i agree, it's too much like dennis miller's style for my taste. light-years funnier of course.
 
2012-05-30 01:01:21 PM  

coeyagi: Roger Ailes, in his own words: surrounded by 24 liberals and 1 conservative at Fox News.

Just what does one have to do to be considered the conservative in that bunch? Eat red-white-and-blue Doritos out of the ass of a dead black man that you lynched while listening to Johnny Cash?


Doritos!!! Heathen! Socialist!!
 
2012-05-30 01:03:22 PM  

coeyagi: Roger Ailes, in his own words: surrounded by 24 liberals and 1 conservative at Fox News.

Just what does one have to do to be considered the conservative in that bunch? Eat red-white-and-blue Doritos out of the ass of a dead black man that you lynched while listening to Johnny Cash?


You don't know who Johnny Cash is, do you?
 
2012-05-30 01:04:13 PM  

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: coeyagi: Just what does one have to do to be considered the conservative in that bunch? Eat red-white-and-blue Doritos out of the ass of a dead black man that you lynched while listening to Johnny Cash?

That'll work for starters. Kinda gay with the whole eatin ass thing. Better to eat them outta that black fella's hollowed-out skull.


I don't see how "gay" is incompatible with today's repressed conservative.
 
2012-05-30 01:04:25 PM  

vroomazoom: coeyagi: Roger Ailes, in his own words: surrounded by 24 liberals and 1 conservative at Fox News.

Just what does one have to do to be considered the conservative in that bunch? Eat red-white-and-blue Doritos out of the ass of a dead black man that you lynched while listening to Johnny Cash?

You don't know who Johnny Cash is, do you?


FFS, read the whole thread. This has already been addressed... TWICE.
 
2012-05-30 01:05:15 PM  
Stewart knocking people over the accusation that he is a socialist?

But he admitted to being a socialist.

Does he not know that using this internet thing you can find comments that he made previously?
 
2012-05-30 01:05:21 PM  

coeyagi: Uncle Pim: coeyagi: Roger Ailes, in his own words: surrounded by 24 liberals and 1 conservative at Fox News.

Just what does one have to do to be considered the conservative in that bunch? Eat red-white-and-blue Doritos out of the ass of a dead black man that you lynched while listening to Johnny Cash Ted Nugent?

FTFY. Pretty sure Cash wasn't conservative.

Yeah, I fixed it a few posts up. Doesn't matter, though. You think most of the people who listen to Johnny Cash aren't conservative?


I listen to Cash on occasion (the original lyrical gangster) and I'm pretty liberal.

Anyone dumb enough to listen to Nugent should probably stop raping their eardrums with him.
 
2012-05-30 01:05:22 PM  

Quasar: I have to say, I don't really like when the Daily Show does those kind of skits. Even the Jon-as-Glenn-Beck ones. It comes off as trying too hard.


The Jon as Glenn-Beck skits were hilarious. Spot on parody.
 
2012-05-30 01:06:29 PM  

vroomazoom: coeyagi: Roger Ailes, in his own words: surrounded by 24 liberals and 1 conservative at Fox News.

Just what does one have to do to be considered the conservative in that bunch? Eat red-white-and-blue Doritos out of the ass of a dead black man that you lynched while listening to Johnny Cash?

You don't know who Johnny Cash is, do you?


Neither do a lot of today's conservatives, so they'd be none the wiser anyway.
 
2012-05-30 01:06:57 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: coeyagi: Uncle Pim: coeyagi: Roger Ailes, in his own words: surrounded by 24 liberals and 1 conservative at Fox News.

Just what does one have to do to be considered the conservative in that bunch? Eat red-white-and-blue Doritos out of the ass of a dead black man that you lynched while listening to Johnny Cash Ted Nugent?

FTFY. Pretty sure Cash wasn't conservative.

Yeah, I fixed it a few posts up. Doesn't matter, though. You think most of the people who listen to Johnny Cash aren't conservative?

I listen to Cash on occasion (the original lyrical gangster) and I'm pretty liberal.

Anyone dumb enough to listen to Nugent should probably stop raping their eardrums with him.


Good to hear that you're most people. I have frequented a bar in Rising Sun, MD (which used to be the home of the KKK) and there is never a black person in that bar and they play Cash about 40% of the time.
 
2012-05-30 01:07:28 PM  

coeyagi: Roger Ailes, in his own words: surrounded by 24 liberals and 1 conservative at Fox News.

Just what does one have to do to be considered the conservative in that bunch? Eat red-white-and-blue Doritos out of the ass of a dead black man that you lynched while listening to Johnny Cash?


Johnny Cash??

Really??

What sounds does music make in your world?
 
2012-05-30 01:08:04 PM  
Jon is the man
 
2012-05-30 01:08:05 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Stewart knocking people over the accusation that he is a socialist?

But he admitted to being a socialist.

Does he not know that using this internet thing you can find comments that he made previously?


He actually used them in the bit
 
2012-05-30 01:08:45 PM  
Whenever I travel to the US, I love to watch Fox News. Its unparalleled ability to demonstrate that a good chunk of the people in the "greatest country on earth" are completely cynical/gullible fools does wonders for my self-esteem.

Seriously, how can anyone watch Fox and Friends or Hannity without getting dumber by the minute? I kind of feel sorry for them.
 
2012-05-30 01:09:36 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Stewart knocking people over the accusation that he is a socialist?

But he admitted to being a socialist.

Does he not know that using this internet thing you can find comments that he made previously?


Must... resist... urge... to... feed....

FAILED...

Jon played a clip of himself saying he's a socialist. And then explained exactly what he meant by it. Smacktard.
 
2012-05-30 01:09:56 PM  

WhoIsNotInMyKitchen: Whenever I travel to the US, I love to watch Fox News. Its unparalleled ability to demonstrate that a good chunk of the people in the "greatest country on earth" are completely cynical/gullible fools does wonders for my self-esteem.

Seriously, how can anyone watch Fox and Friends or Hannity without getting dumber by the minute? I kind of feel sorry for them.


I don't know, but we hope they all go to some Fox News convention one day and just secede and form their own country Derpistan.
 
2012-05-30 01:09:58 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Stewart knocking people over the accusation that he is a socialist?

But he admitted to being a socialist.

Does he not know that using this internet thing you can find comments that he made previously?


I didn't watch the clip that the HuffPo has up so maybe they didn't show it all, but I watched the original segment last night and he not only admitted that he said it, he showed a clip of himself saying it, so I'm not sure what your point is.
 
2012-05-30 01:10:15 PM  

coeyagi: Uncle Pim: coeyagi: Roger Ailes, in his own words: surrounded by 24 liberals and 1 conservative at Fox News.

Just what does one have to do to be considered the conservative in that bunch? Eat red-white-and-blue Doritos out of the ass of a dead black man that you lynched while listening to Johnny Cash Ted Nugent?

FTFY. Pretty sure Cash wasn't conservative.

Yeah, I fixed it a few posts up. Doesn't matter, though. You think most of the people who listen to Johnny Cash aren't conservative?


Everybody listens to Johnny Cash. Johnny Cash was farking awesome.
 
2012-05-30 01:10:29 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Stewart knocking people over the accusation that he is a socialist?

But he admitted to being a socialist.

Does he not know that using this internet thing you can find comments that he made previously?


No, Stewart is mocking Ailes for being a terrible human being who has created a laughably awful news organization.
 
2012-05-30 01:11:30 PM  

HeartBurnKid: coeyagi: Uncle Pim: coeyagi: Roger Ailes, in his own words: surrounded by 24 liberals and 1 conservative at Fox News.

Just what does one have to do to be considered the conservative in that bunch? Eat red-white-and-blue Doritos out of the ass of a dead black man that you lynched while listening to Johnny Cash Ted Nugent?

FTFY. Pretty sure Cash wasn't conservative.

Yeah, I fixed it a few posts up. Doesn't matter, though. You think most of the people who listen to Johnny Cash aren't conservative?

Everybody listens to Johnny Cash. Johnny Cash was farking awesome.


No disagreement there. Just saying, he is a singer that the inner bigoted hick can embrace and will do so at length. But for clarity, Nugent it is.
 
2012-05-30 01:11:55 PM  
I have to disagree with JS that "Socialism wasn't a scandalous thing until conservative figures adopted it as a way of knocking Obamacare."

Bull. Socialism has been scandalous for a while.

Never mind that most who use the term have no idea what it means.
 
2012-05-30 01:17:43 PM  

coeyagi: Crotchrocket Slim: coeyagi: Uncle Pim: coeyagi: Roger Ailes, in his own words: surrounded by 24 liberals and 1 conservative at Fox News.

Just what does one have to do to be considered the conservative in that bunch? Eat red-white-and-blue Doritos out of the ass of a dead black man that you lynched while listening to Johnny Cash Ted Nugent?

FTFY. Pretty sure Cash wasn't conservative.

Yeah, I fixed it a few posts up. Doesn't matter, though. You think most of the people who listen to Johnny Cash aren't conservative?

I listen to Cash on occasion (the original lyrical gangster) and I'm pretty liberal.

Anyone dumb enough to listen to Nugent should probably stop raping their eardrums with him.

Good to hear that you're most people. I have frequented a bar in Rising Sun, MD (which used to be the home of the KKK) and there is never a black person in that bar and they play Cash about 40% of the time.


They just like the line "I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die" and think that's how Cash really lived his life.
 
2012-05-30 01:19:50 PM  

Bronzed War God: I have to disagree with JS that "Socialism wasn't a scandalous thing until conservative figures adopted it as a way of knocking Obamacare."

Bull. Socialism has been scandalous for a while.

Never mind that most who use the term have no idea what it means.


Yes the people who find it scandalous are the same ones who interchange it with Communism while wanting the government to keep out of their Medicare.
 
2012-05-30 01:23:34 PM  

bugontherug: tenpoundsofcheese: Stewart knocking people over the accusation that he is a socialist?

But he admitted to being a socialist.

Does he not know that using this internet thing you can find comments that he made previously?

Must... resist... urge... to... feed....

FAILED...

Jon played a clip of himself saying he's a socialist. And then explained exactly what he meant by it. Smacktard.


Yes, we all get to play the game of this is what I said, but now let me change the meaning of what I said and claim something about context.

I don't get why he is shying away from his stated position about being a socialist.

He sounds like a coward.
 
2012-05-30 01:23:59 PM  

Gyrfalcon: coeyagi: Crotchrocket Slim: coeyagi: Uncle Pim: coeyagi: Roger Ailes, in his own words: surrounded by 24 liberals and 1 conservative at Fox News.

Just what does one have to do to be considered the conservative in that bunch? Eat red-white-and-blue Doritos out of the ass of a dead black man that you lynched while listening to Johnny Cash Ted Nugent?

FTFY. Pretty sure Cash wasn't conservative.

Yeah, I fixed it a few posts up. Doesn't matter, though. You think most of the people who listen to Johnny Cash aren't conservative?

I listen to Cash on occasion (the original lyrical gangster) and I'm pretty liberal.

Anyone dumb enough to listen to Nugent should probably stop raping their eardrums with him.

Good to hear that you're most people. I have frequented a bar in Rising Sun, MD (which used to be the home of the KKK) and there is never a black person in that bar and they play Cash about 40% of the time.

They just like the line "I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die" and think that's how Cash really lived his life.


Or they thought the line was "I shot a man named Janet Reno..."
 
2012-05-30 01:24:28 PM  

Fart_Machine:

Yes the people who find it scandalous are the same ones who interchange it with Communism while wanting the government to keep out of their Medicare.


Or waiting for Rhode Island to give them another check.
 
2012-05-30 01:25:54 PM  

coeyagi: Roger Ailes, in his own words: surrounded by 24 liberals and 1 conservative at Fox News.

Just what does one have to do to be considered the conservative in that bunch? Eat red-white-and-blue Doritos out of the ass of a dead black man that you lynched while listening to Johnny Cash?


What's wrong with Johnny Cash!?
 
2012-05-30 01:27:28 PM  

Muta:

What's wrong with Johnny Cash!?


He's the man in black
 
2012-05-30 01:28:18 PM  
In this thread, a few sad right-wingers talk about "context" and how they don't know and won't ever know what it means, and everyone ragging on coeyagi for not appreciating the universality of Johnny Cash.

The man covered a Nine Inch Nails song and turned it into farking heartbreaking art, man.
 
2012-05-30 01:28:40 PM  

Bronzed War God: I have to disagree with JS that "Socialism wasn't a scandalous thing until conservative figures adopted it as a way of knocking Obamacare."

Bull. Socialism has been scandalous for a while.

Never mind that most who use the term have no idea what it means.


Socialism is a completely non controversial concept that involves shared responsibility for society's upkeep. "Socialism" is the most evil ideology to ever be imagined and exists solely to rob you of your hard earned money and give it to welfare queens and brown people.
 
2012-05-30 01:29:18 PM  

coeyagi: coeyagi: Roger Ailes, in his own words: surrounded by 24 liberals and 1 conservative at Fox News.

Just what does one have to do to be considered the conservative in that bunch? Eat red-white-and-blue Doritos out of the ass of a dead black man that you lynched while listening to Johnny CashTed Nugent?

FTFM


This is why Fark needs an "Edit Post" button, sometimes.
 
2012-05-30 01:29:55 PM  
I just listened to Ted Nugent's song "I Still Believe", and it sounds exactly like Matt Stone and Trey Parker singing some jingoistic hard rock song while simultaneously making fun of it. My God, Nugent sounds like a deflated James Hetfield. It's almost like "America (F*ck Yeah)" if you remove the talent, the musicianship, and the parodic humor.
 
2012-05-30 01:30:33 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: bugontherug: tenpoundsofcheese: Stewart knocking people over the accusation that he is a socialist?

But he admitted to being a socialist.

Does he not know that using this internet thing you can find comments that he made previously?

Must... resist... urge... to... feed....

FAILED...

Jon played a clip of himself saying he's a socialist. And then explained exactly what he meant by it. Smacktard.

Yes, we all get to play the game of this is what I said, but now let me change the meaning of what I said and claim something about context.

I don't get why he is shying away from his stated position about being a socialist.

He sounds like a coward.


I suppose you could pretend that showing the clip on his own national tv show and in no way denying what he said = "shying away" from it. But most people will laugh at you for it.
 
MFL
2012-05-30 01:32:47 PM  
If republicans are so stupid how come they have all the money?
 
2012-05-30 01:33:29 PM  
 
2012-05-30 01:34:54 PM  

Bloody William: In this thread, a few sad right-wingers talk about "context" and how they don't know and won't ever know what it means, and everyone ragging on coeyagi for not appreciating the universality of Johnny Cash.

The man covered a Nine Inch Nails song and turned it into farking heartbreaking art, man.


Not a huge NIN fan but I've always liked one interview Trent Reznor gave on that. Something along the lines of being amazed how someone could ruin a song for him by improving it so much and how humbling it was to have a song that he wrote sound so good.
 
2012-05-30 01:36:37 PM  

someonelse: Jon played a clip of himself saying he's a socialist. And then explained exactly what he meant by it. Smacktard.

Yes, we all get to play the game of this is what I said, but now let me change the meaning of what I said and claim something about context.

I don't get why he is shying away from his stated position about being a socialist.

He sounds like a coward.

I suppose you could pretend that showing the clip on his own national tv show and in no way denying what he said = "shying away" from it.


uh, no.
 
2012-05-30 01:38:12 PM  

Good to hear that you're most people. I have frequented a bar in Rising Sun, MD (which used to be the home of the KKK) and there is never a black person in that bar and they play Cash about 40% of the time.


Used to be?

I am a socialist who hates Johnny Cash, so I am thoroughly confused about what to think.
 
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