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2012-05-30 11:47:47 AM
5 votes:
5 You don't earn enough money for the lifestyle I want to have

Then how about you make more money you shallow coont.
2012-05-30 11:44:37 AM
5 votes:
There are no silly reasons to break up. If you are put off of someone because of a little thing that you find offputting, this is your subconscious telling you that this is not the one for you. Listen to it, or be miserable later.
2012-05-30 11:44:13 AM
4 votes:

AtticusFinchEsq: Wax that shiat, woman.


Waxing is expensive and I don't like having some person all up in my junk. I keep it neat, not perpetually childlike.
2012-05-30 11:36:26 AM
4 votes:
Stinky cooch is not what I'd consider a silly reason to stop seeing someone.
2012-05-30 11:55:58 AM
3 votes:

TrancePI: Lastly, why arent any of you females telling us whats up with the stinhky vag's in this thread? We need to know.


All you really need to know is, don't stick your dick in it.
2012-05-30 11:54:29 AM
3 votes:

twobux: I wanted to take my gf to a fancy Italian restaurant, expecting to drop at least $100 on the night. She really wanted to go to Golden Corral because she had a birthday coupon.
Broke up about 24 hours later.


You're kidding right? Low maintenance girl that wants you to save you a few bucks, and likely realizes it's more important to spend her birthday with someone she cares about rather than put a dent in your bank account?

Pass her this way please.
2012-05-30 11:33:20 AM
3 votes:

oldfarthenry: What constitutes "Too hairy" these days? A 5 o'clock pube shadow?

/silly pre-pubesence-obsessed youth


It's not a pedobear thing. If you went out to eat, took a bite of your steak and found a hair in your mouth, would you wanna eat there again?
2012-05-30 11:31:27 AM
3 votes:
What constitutes "Too hairy" these days? A 5 o'clock pube shadow?

/silly pre-pubesence-obsessed youth
2012-05-30 01:50:25 PM
2 votes:

Your Boss: Strategeryz0r: Your Boss: Strategeryz0r: Your Boss: Strategeryz0r: Your Boss: In college, I brought a girl back to my place, and we were on the way to gettin busy.. then I felt a HOLE IN HER BACK!! WTF?!?!?! Right in the middle - like a frekking ice cream scooper took out a chunk. I couldn't get past it. She had to go.


/and she had sharp knees.

Did.....

Did you...

You know...

With the hole before you left?

/would have

When I ran my hand across the void, it did not touch bottom... I wasn't staying around long enough to do a complete survey. It was dark, and I didn't say anything about it. Hell, it may have been filled with money and beer, but I was outta there!

Freaky is ok, but not like that!

You didn't?

I am disappoint.

Too freaked at the time. But upon further review (only been 20 years)... maybe a cup holder??
She could have been the most evolutionary advanced woman on the planet. DAMMIT! DAMMIT TO HECK!!

How were the sandwiches? Delicious?

Because delicious sandwiches + back vagina/cup holder + how were the tits? = possibly the greatest woman ever from an evolutionary standpoint.

Sir you may have made an enormous mistake.

Even so. You made a mistake by not sticking it in that back hole. never know, might have been AWESOME.

and maybe she's all into that.

but I was always told not to stick my junk into crazy. I figure a crazy hole is still crazy. She was quiet, tall, and lean... and even brought beer with her. FREKKKKINGGODDAMMITTT-TOHELLLLL !

/where's the Deloran?


you know i never subscribed to the never stick your dick in crazy theory.

I was more of a "never give crazy your real name/phone #, or take her back to your place. Always her place or a hotel room" kind of guy.
2012-05-30 12:17:17 PM
2 votes:

factoryconnection: All in all, vaginas seem to require an exhausting amount of minding and maintenance...


No. They really don't. Wash the outside daily with a mild soap and water and you should be fine. The inside is self cleaning. If even with a daily external washing there is an unpleasant odor, then there is likely a medical issue, and a trip to the GYN is required.
2012-05-30 12:02:07 PM
2 votes:
We were at a dance club with a group of friends. He was with his buddies at the bar while I was dancing with all the girlfriends. No funny business, nothing risque, just fun dancing.

He called me over, leaned in to give me a kiss and stabbed my lip with the toothpick he had hidden in his mouth. As I'm grasping my bleeding lip/gum, he whispers, "That's for dancing like a whore so that my friends would watch you."

I broke his nose, he got kicked out and I went back to dancing. :-)
2012-05-30 12:02:01 PM
2 votes:

TrancePI: Lastly, why arent any of you females telling us whats up with the stinhky vag's in this thread? We need to know.


I've heard some plausible explanations on the matter:
1. Raised by a single father and never really taught how to tend to the area
2. Raised in a sexually-repressed family that never taught her how to tend to the area
3. Got a yeast infection; they can come on quickly

Less-sexually-experienced women seem less attuned, in my experience, to the normal smell vice the "soakin' time" smell. All in all, vaginas seem to require an exhausting amount of minding and maintenance; I can't believe that women voluntarily add to their workload with the whole shaving/waxing thing.
2012-05-30 11:51:38 AM
2 votes:

gunsmack: If you went out to eat, took a bite of your steak and found a hair in your mouth, would you wanna eat there again?


If the steak was a vagina and the hair was a pubic hair from the same woman then yes I'd eat there again.

Surprise: pussy was already incredible before the whole "Brazilian" thing took off. Not to say that a woman that shaves/waxes her pubes would get rebuked by me but I've never had a problem with women having pubic hair.

twobux: I wanted to take my gf to a fancy Italian restaurant, expecting to drop at least $100 on the night. She really wanted to go to Golden Corral because she had a birthday coupon.
Broke up about 24 hours later.


That's pretty reasonable. She'd be frustrated by your expensive tastes, and you'd be frustrated by her simple ones. No need to start a relationship with someone with whom you already have major differences.

Of course, Golden Corral girl sounds like the type that won't f*ck your credit up, so there is that.
2012-05-30 11:40:03 AM
2 votes:

Dynascape: basemetal: Stinky cooch is not what I'd consider a silly reason to stop seeing someone.

Dude.. in my young days... there was an incident where I literally sat on the bed dry heaving until Im like "This wont work.. you should probably leave".


When the best way to describe the smelly of stinky vagoo is to equate it to a dead animal crawled up inside of your ham wallet and died then it's time to go.
2012-05-30 11:37:32 AM
2 votes:

basemetal: Stinky cooch is not what I'd consider a silly reason to stop seeing someone.


Dude.. in my young days... there was an incident where I literally sat on the bed dry heaving until Im like "This wont work.. you should probably leave".
2012-05-30 11:31:16 AM
2 votes:
Shave yo nipples
2012-05-30 11:30:04 AM
2 votes:
They were too Paranoid.
2012-05-30 04:14:42 PM
1 votes:

Strategeryz0r: SweetSilverBlues: Strategeryz0r: SweetSilverBlues: crzybtch: I don't get the pink reference?? Please tell me Strat is not a girl??!!!

Not that there is anything wrong with that of course

LOL no, we were having a fun discussion regarding misogyny in a different thread, so I faved him in a lurvely shade of pink.

Technically it's purple #3 or some such.

And Strat, what did you do to piss off your wife?

I didn't do anything. We've been at a breaking point in our relationship for awhile. Case and point: not 2 months ago when we were at the peak of our fighting, I came home to get some clothes and go stay at a friends house for a bit. Instead of letting me in so I could get clothes, she grabbed my .45acp handgun, and proceeded to tell me that I needed to stay out because any intruders would be shot. Thus necessitating me having to cal the police to get inside my own home, just so I could leave.

Right now, we're arguing about how she turns every single problem we have into a problem caused by me. Even when I conclusively show her how it's not my fault. I'm getting tired of apologizing for shiat like her throwing a cup against the wall and breaking it. I didn't throw the cup, and I'm sorry I had the gall to pour myself a little farkin whiskey... Maybe you shouldn't feel the need to determine who can drink what when eh?

When we got married I swear she wasn't even remotely this bonkers. These days though? E gads I don't know wtf happened.

Short story: Divorce seems inevitable right now. Hence why I hang out in threads like this alot. for some reason these types of discussions just make me happy.

Jesus. IANAP, but I know crazy people, being a crazy people myself. Granted I only have one side, but it sounds like she might need some help.

I went through a really bad stretch where NOTHING my husband could do was enough. He could have recited poetry on a gondola ride through Narnia after having the Chippendale's dancers clean my house and give me a spa day and it wouldn ...


Hopeless romantic or not, dude, walk away.

Save yourself the pain of a failed relationship.

/That goes for friends and significant others.
//Don't associate with crazy.
2012-05-30 04:05:04 PM
1 votes:

Strategeryz0r: SweetSilverBlues: Strategeryz0r: SweetSilverBlues: crzybtch: I don't get the pink reference?? Please tell me Strat is not a girl??!!!

Not that there is anything wrong with that of course

LOL no, we were having a fun discussion regarding misogyny in a different thread, so I faved him in a lurvely shade of pink.

Technically it's purple #3 or some such.

And Strat, what did you do to piss off your wife?

I didn't do anything. We've been at a breaking point in our relationship for awhile. Case and point: not 2 months ago when we were at the peak of our fighting, I came home to get some clothes and go stay at a friends house for a bit. Instead of letting me in so I could get clothes, she grabbed my .45acp handgun, and proceeded to tell me that I needed to stay out because any intruders would be shot. Thus necessitating me having to cal the police to get inside my own home, just so I could leave.

Right now, we're arguing about how she turns every single problem we have into a problem caused by me. Even when I conclusively show her how it's not my fault. I'm getting tired of apologizing for shiat like her throwing a cup against the wall and breaking it. I didn't throw the cup, and I'm sorry I had the gall to pour myself a little farkin whiskey... Maybe you shouldn't feel the need to determine who can drink what when eh?

When we got married I swear she wasn't even remotely this bonkers. These days though? E gads I don't know wtf happened.

Short story: Divorce seems inevitable right now. Hence why I hang out in threads like this alot. for some reason these types of discussions just make me happy.

Jesus. IANAP, but I know crazy people, being a crazy people myself. Granted I only have one side, but it sounds like she might need some help.

I went through a really bad stretch where NOTHING my husband could do was enough. He could have recited poetry on a gondola ride through Narnia after having the Chippendale's dancers clean my house and give me a spa day and it wouldn' ...


Now I don't think I can write about manly massage because it seems like it would just be cruel considering what you are going through. Are you sure she isn't seeing someone else? Is she old enough to have hormonal problems? It just seems like there must be something behind the scenes?

I hated the last big breakup I had...we were together for 10 years...if it is any consolation,...now that I got over it I am having the time of my life being single....freedom can be a beautiful thing!!!

If I was you, I would do three things:
Hire a private detective to find out if she might be cheating
Go to counseling yourself, sounds stupid, but sometimes it really helps you to figure out what went wrong and how to fix it and/or how to move on.
Get the gun away from crazy lady!!

I hope things work out well for you, being in a dying relationship sucks big time.

Dee Dee
2012-05-30 03:02:42 PM
1 votes:

crzybtch: Strategeryz0r: crzybtch: Strategeryz0r: crzybtch: My face is turning red telling this story, but here goes....

So I am a creative type, make things out of clay, draw, paint, yada, yada.

Give me any kind of task and my creativity just comes pouring out of nowhere.

So....it was that time of the month (sorry, I never could have sex during that time...blech) and boyfriend was all horny so I decided to give him a creative massage. Well...I worked Mr. Willie 18 kinda ways and then some. Later the guy broke up with me and I really had no idea why. I mean I thought we were really compatable?!

Found out from one of his friends later that he thought I was a "professional" because of the creative hand job!!

Was okay though because the next boyfriend thought I was a goddess because of the same art. He always told me I should teach a class! hahaha

You may not be a professional...

But would you like to be? You have piqued my curiosity madame.

Don't tempt me!!!

A. I am probably old enough to be your Mother (shame on you young man!)
B. I come with enough baggage to fill an airport
C. You would probably end up like the last guy, you never want to do me because you can't quit begging for an another hand job.

A) And? I like older women with the appropriate look.

B) Sweet, that's how I like em. Emotionally and morally damaged!

c) Nah, I promise!

Since I have no idea how to read a profile and/or not enough mental memory to keep track of who's who (and I have been enjoying the sweet, sweet freedom of being single too much)....can I have a vote of all the readers who think Strategeryz0r
deserves a written detailed description of my handiwork? :o)


Honestly, it would be a disservice to the fark community for you to write a detailed description of your handiwork and send it only to me.

Who votes she shares with the class??

*raises hand*
2012-05-30 02:34:55 PM
1 votes:
I was dating a girl on the weekends when i came home to San Diego from where I was stationed. I broke up with her because in one week she had moved to Oxnard and married some guy. Reason enough?
2012-05-30 02:07:26 PM
1 votes:

Maverick Couch: lennavan: crzybtch: Found out from one of his friends later that he thought I was a "professional" because of the creative hand job!!

Was okay though because the next boyfriend thought I was a goddess because of the same art. He always told me I should teach a class! hahaha

First guy was insecure. Were you teenagers at the time?

crzybtch: (sorry, I never could have sex during that time...blech)

Just an FYI - anecdotes tell me for the woman, if you can get past the mental weirdness part, physically it's a terrific time to have sex. Every girlfriend I've had is like you, who didn't want to be touched that time of the month so I've never done it that time... on purpose. But plenty where she (and sometimes I) found out afterwards.

I've never found the idea disgusting, it took my last girlfriend lots of coaxing but eventually she gave in and was forever down for it, and yes it is awesome... if you don't mind doing the laundry afterwards.


Laundry schmaundry. That's what the shower is for.
2012-05-30 01:54:48 PM
1 votes:

SundaesChild: His favorite band was Skinny Puppy, he was a frat boy, and the first and only time we had sex he prematurely ejaculated and that was it for that guy.


That's a compliment unless he couldn't keep going... The band/frat thing, however...
2012-05-30 01:41:53 PM
1 votes:

AllUpInYa: Psycho (5'4", 100lb and SPLITS a cast iron skillet open during an argument) big-breased (real), bi-sexual, Chinese girl who spent at least an hour a day, talking to her mother. The worst part was that she had this soft voice that would get high-pitched, like a little girl's, during sex ... made it tough to maintain an erection without feeling creepy as hell about myself.


What is wrong with you?
2012-05-30 01:29:43 PM
1 votes:
On of my good friends and probably 2nd best drinking buddy, is my cousin. She has knockout looks in every single way. Although to be fair, she's not great in the brains department, but with her looks she doesn't needs 'em.

Anyway, I've seen her break up with some guys over the oddest things. My favorite is when she broke up with a guy because he didn't like condiments. I'm being dead serious. She said to me, in total disgust, "Who hates ketchup and mustard? That's messed up!"

We have a pretty good system setup:
- She gets free drinks
- She gives me half her drinks (which trust me, is a substantial amount)
- I get a wing-woman
- I provide muscle if any guys start getting too touchy feely (I'm 6'5 240lbs of corn-fed Midwestern man)

/pro-tip: don't buy a woman a drink unless you've been talking to her for awhile
2012-05-30 01:25:20 PM
1 votes:

HallsOfMandos: SundaesChild: His favorite band was Skinny Puppy, he was a frat boy, and the first and only time we had sex he prematurely ejaculated and that was it for that guy.

A frat boy that listens to Skinny Puppy? Does not compute. Although I guess to be fair, I don't look like the stereotypical industrial music fan either and Skinny Puppy is one of my favorite bands (Live album next month!!).


My first husband is an obsessive SP fanboy, so he kind of ruined them for me for life. So when the frat boy proclaimed his love of them I knew it couldn't last.
2012-05-30 01:23:34 PM
1 votes:

lennavan: Raug the Dwarf: Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: Once dated a girl that wouldn't let me go down on her... buh-bye!

Same here.

I don't know if she was worried about the smell or what, but I would try and she would push my head away. Going down is one of my favorite things in the whole world. To me, it was like going to Disneyworld and not getting to ride Splash Mountain.

Hah, I once dated a girl who let me go down on her but wouldn't let me get her all the way. Kept saying she couldn't handle it. It was like going to Disneyworld, waiting in line for splash mountain, getting in the log and the moment before you get the big plunge the ride stops and they make you get out. WTF.


Probably an embarrassed squirter.
2012-05-30 01:19:13 PM
1 votes:
She started sleeping with other guys and told me we never discussed anything about our relationship being monogamous.

/Damn_Germans
//Men are from Mars, women are just evil
2012-05-30 01:12:03 PM
1 votes:
Once dated a girl that wouldn't let me go down on her... buh-bye!
2012-05-30 12:50:53 PM
1 votes:

AngryWhiteMale: LlamaGirl: But... hairy is hot...

In the right places, yes.
Nipples, no.
Sorry.


So leave all the Jews, Italians and Greeks to me then.
2012-05-30 12:47:41 PM
1 votes:
She ate her peas one at a time.
2012-05-30 12:43:21 PM
1 votes:
factoryconnection Jocundry: Huh? You lather up your pouf and well, lather up your pouf. That's about it.

Wash too little, you get smell and possibly a UTI. Wash too much, you get a yeast infection. Then there's that whole period thing, with the blood and worrying about toxic shock syndrome and leakage and chafing and whatnot. Pap smears, side effects from the pill, all sorts of things.


Sorry, I think you have been misinformed or someone has given you a scare about these things. You can't get a yeast infection from external soap and water. Douches and antibiotics and poor hygiene/diet will cause yeast infections. The whole period thing just means women have to be more rigorous in their hygiene. Toxic shock syndrome is only relevant to tampon usage (don't leave them in there too long). Pap smears are something you get once a year at the GYN office. Pills regulate your hormones and help prevent baby making but pills go in your mouth, not in your vagina. What does all of this have to do with the complications of washing one's cootch again?

And that's not even getting into fertility problems, pregnancy changes, childbirth aftereffects... although my wife has never had any problems getting pregnant, the postpartum changes noticed have been terrific, and only with her first (a non-natural delivery) were there any bad after effects.

Ok, not sure fertility or birth or birth control has anything to do with regular vaginal maintenance. Most women just wash and shave/laser/wax and that's it. Having a period and yearly exams and the need to manage our fertility (or birth control) suck, but those things barely affect our daily hygiene. The equipment is generally pretty self sufficient and easy to manage until something goes wrong. I'm sorry if it's been tough for your wife.
2012-05-30 12:42:35 PM
1 votes:

EMCGuy: wholedamnshow: twobux: I wanted to take my gf to a fancy Italian restaurant, expecting to drop at least $100 on the night. She really wanted to go to Golden Corral because she had a birthday coupon.
Broke up about 24 hours later.

You're kidding right? Low maintenance girl that wants you to save you a few bucks, and likely realizes it's more important to spend her birthday with someone she cares about rather than put a dent in your bank account?

Pass her this way please.

There's a time and place for nice meals. Golden Corral is never that place. Birthdays are usually that time. Or are you one of those guys that would be proposing in Red Lobster?


I'm certainly not cheap. Like Twobux, I certainly have no issue dropping $100+ for a nice meal for a girlfriend's birthday. Golden Corral certainly wouldn't be on my list of places to bring someone for their birthday, but if that's what would make her happy, I'd be the douche for not doing it, and an even bigger one for breaking up with her over it.
2012-05-30 12:26:28 PM
1 votes:

walkerhound: honeygrl: You should stuff something in her mouth so she can't talk.

That just made things worse.

/Did I mention she's Mormon?


Oh.. I also ditched the idea of a second date once simply because the guy was mormon. Mormons are insane.
2012-05-30 12:23:22 PM
1 votes:
Hairiness can be an issue. I'm pretty relaxed on body hair - I don't think a girl should have to shave all the time, especially in winter, though once it gets to a certain point, yeah. I'm not a hippy. I had a girlfriend a couple years ago who had BUSH. The most I've ever seen in person, and I came of age in the 80's. It's not like I'm unfamiliar with pubic hair. While it was refreshing that a woman in her 20's was bucking the trend of shaving it bare, that was too much. It was like she scalped Beeker, died it black, and stuck it in her pants. I talked her into letting me trim it for her, which took a lot of persuasion. But it had to be done. Again, I'm not all that particular about such things, but it was beyond a distraction.

Turns out she was using the pubes as some sort of security blanket and had major hang-ups sexually. The kind of girl who is easy and impossible at the same time. You know the type. Most likely was abused at some point. I tried to help her out, but she was too far gone and I'm just too old to take on projects like that.

I also stopped seeing a girl after just a couple days due to her having a smelly vagina. It wasn't a nice tangy odor - I can like that - it was something rotten that caused me to stop having sex with her mid-coitus. I faked an orgasm. I didn't know what caused it - maybe she'd been with too many guys in a short period of time and the bacteria made a sick stew (I think every smelly vagina I've ever encountered has been the property of someone who was getting around, which comes back to me for sleeping with them despite the evidence). For all I know, it was just a reaction to my own penis causing her bacterial vaginosis. Whatever. It was disgusting.
2012-05-30 12:22:19 PM
1 votes:
home schooled
2012-05-30 12:19:06 PM
1 votes:

Jocundry: I guess I've heard of women whose body chemistry reacts with their soap to create a smell. But for most women, you just need to scrub.


Sometimes with a bottle brush.
2012-05-30 12:17:28 PM
1 votes:

wholedamnshow: twobux: I wanted to take my gf to a fancy Italian restaurant, expecting to drop at least $100 on the night. She really wanted to go to Golden Corral because she had a birthday coupon.
Broke up about 24 hours later.

You're kidding right? Low maintenance girl that wants you to save you a few bucks, and likely realizes it's more important to spend her birthday with someone she cares about rather than put a dent in your bank account?

Pass her this way please.


There's a time and place for nice meals. Golden Corral is never that place. Birthdays are usually that time. Or are you one of those guys that would be proposing in Red Lobster?
2012-05-30 12:15:12 PM
1 votes:
I've cut off dating women for:
1. Bad breath (she became "bad breath girl" among my friends)
2. Pointy tongue (the kissing was alarming)
3. Being pushy and bossy, despite freaking amazing sex. Also, she was terrible with money/credit.
4. Not seeing any loving connection develop, despite being super sweet and fun in the sack.

I consider none of these to be silly. The first two are an affront to my sincere interest in kissing. The last two are anathema to long-term success.
2012-05-30 12:14:01 PM
1 votes:

basemetal: That laugh was annoying on a Nanny level......


Not that I broke up with him, but I sat next to a very hot guy a while back who stopped being hot the second he laughed like the retarded friend in all the Adam Sandler movies.
2012-05-30 12:12:40 PM
1 votes:
Never wanted to go anywhere coupled with insane jealously whenever I went anywhere.
2012-05-30 12:10:49 PM
1 votes:

factoryconnection: TrancePI: Lastly, why arent any of you females telling us whats up with the stinhky vag's in this thread? We need to know.

I've heard some plausible explanations on the matter:
1. Raised by a single father and never really taught how to tend to the area
2. Raised in a sexually-repressed family that never taught her how to tend to the area
3. Got a yeast infection; they can come on quickly

Less-sexually-experienced women seem less attuned, in my experience, to the normal smell vice the "soakin' time" smell. All in all, vaginas seem to require an exhausting amount of minding and maintenance; I can't believe that women voluntarily add to their workload with the whole shaving/waxing thing.


Huh? You lather up your pouf and well, lather up your pouf. That's about it.

I guess I've heard of women whose body chemistry reacts with their soap to create a smell. But for most women, you just need to scrub.
2012-05-30 12:09:57 PM
1 votes:

SweetSilverBlues: RangerTaylor: SweetSilverBlues: RangerTaylor: She was a nymphomaniac, but not the fun porno kind. More like the daddy-issues, sex all the time but only in missionary and deathly afraid of semen/getting pregnant. Oh, and I dated her for like 8 months and she would kind of slide sideways out of the door to her house so that I couldn't see inside. Oh, and she lived with her parents, who were divorced but still lived together for money reasons. Oh, and they all slept in one room on three beds (according to her).

Are those silly reasons to break up?

No, but it's insane that it took 8 months.

Did I mention lots and lots of sex? I mean missionary is boring, but I was willing to play along for a while. Oh, and she really enjoyed giving head.

Hopefully you found someone not afraid of the funjuice.


Well, I talked her into swallowing because it meant less chance of her getting pregnant. . . and it worked.
2012-05-30 12:04:39 PM
1 votes:
"Now that we're together I no longer have to watch what I eat"
2012-05-30 12:03:52 PM
1 votes:

blueyd1: We were at a dance club with a group of friends. He was with his buddies at the bar while I was dancing with all the girlfriends. No funny business, nothing risque, just fun dancing.

He called me over, leaned in to give me a kiss and stabbed my lip with the toothpick he had hidden in his mouth. As I'm grasping my bleeding lip/gum, he whispers, "That's for dancing like a whore so that my friends would watch you."

I broke his nose, he got kicked out and I went back to dancing. :-)


Wow, he sounds like a real winner. Did he get back on the plane to Tehran and/or Pennsyltucky?
2012-05-30 12:03:46 PM
1 votes:
His favorite band was Skinny Puppy, he was a frat boy, and the first and only time we had sex he prematurely ejaculated and that was it for that guy.
2012-05-30 12:02:58 PM
1 votes:
A piercing down there and from the look of her I would have never thought she had one, but once I saw it I literally got up and put my clothes on. I took her home and never saw her again.
2012-05-30 11:57:40 AM
1 votes:
No, I've always been honest enough to admit that the chemistry's just not there.
2012-05-30 11:56:22 AM
1 votes:
Another one expected me to choose between her and graduate school.

/M.S., 2000, UTSA
2012-05-30 11:54:23 AM
1 votes:

twobux: I wanted to take my gf to a fancy Italian restaurant, expecting to drop at least $100 on the night. She really wanted to go to Golden Corral because she had a birthday coupon.
Broke up about 24 hours later.


So? Not everyone needs to go to an overpriced, snobby restaurant to eat. I would have though that was cool.
2012-05-30 11:51:06 AM
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honeygrl: bow: I broke up with a girl once because she wouldn't stop touching me. We were at Disney World in the summer. Don't touch me.

Are you sure you didn't dump her because she had a vagina?


Some of us without attachment issues don't feel the need to constantly hang on someone else in public.
2012-05-30 11:49:57 AM
1 votes:
She seemed normal, then about a week into the relationship she started hitting me up with feminist propaganda.
I was out of there faster than you could say "false rape accusation".
2012-05-30 11:49:39 AM
1 votes:

twobux: I wanted to take my gf to a fancy Italian restaurant, expecting to drop at least $100 on the night. She really wanted to go to Golden Corral because she had a birthday coupon.
Broke up about 24 hours later.


Is she still available?
2012-05-30 11:46:24 AM
1 votes:

basemetal: I dated a girl once that was damned hot, but I couldn't get it washed off my hand for two days. TWO DAYS!

/yeah, after the sniff test, I didn't try to take it further


yyyyyyuuuuuuuuuucccckk. I've been a female all my life and I can tell you that I know when my - ahem - is a little funky. You know what I do? I bathe. It's not rocket science.
2012-05-30 11:45:25 AM
1 votes:
Seriously though, no ass to mouth? Tell your story walking, b*tch.
2012-05-30 11:43:29 AM
1 votes:

iamrex: basemetal: Dynascape: basemetal: Stinky cooch is not what I'd consider a silly reason to stop seeing someone.

Dude.. in my young days... there was an incident where I literally sat on the bed dry heaving until Im like "This wont work.. you should probably leave".

The sniff test can still be hazardous to your health.

/and psyche

Jesu cristo, what kind of girl has a cooch so stinky you heave? And why are you taking this kind of girl home with you?


I dated a girl once that was damned hot, but I couldn't get it washed off my hand for two days. TWO DAYS!

/yeah, after the sniff test, I didn't try to take it further
2012-05-30 11:41:31 AM
1 votes:

iamrex: basemetal: Dynascape: basemetal: Stinky cooch is not what I'd consider a silly reason to stop seeing someone.

Dude.. in my young days... there was an incident where I literally sat on the bed dry heaving until Im like "This wont work.. you should probably leave".

The sniff test can still be hazardous to your health.

/and psyche

Jesu cristo, what kind of girl has a cooch so stinky you heave? And why are you taking this kind of girl home with you?


Rex.. you never know until its too late.

Then when its too late... you GTFO as awkwardly as possible without making someone cry.
2012-05-30 11:40:41 AM
1 votes:

basemetal: Dynascape: basemetal: Stinky cooch is not what I'd consider a silly reason to stop seeing someone.

Dude.. in my young days... there was an incident where I literally sat on the bed dry heaving until Im like "This wont work.. you should probably leave".

The sniff test can still be hazardous to your health.

/and psyche


Jesu cristo, what kind of girl has a cooch so stinky you heave? And why are you taking this kind of girl home with you?
2012-05-30 11:40:02 AM
1 votes:

BusketsMcBride: 2 Our dietary habits differ too much 12%


I'm a dude and I have had that be a reason but not THE reason. You want to be a veggie-nazi, cool. But dont f'ing tell me the goddamned life story of a chicken in the middle of my sandwich.

Vapid Coont.
2012-05-30 11:39:45 AM
1 votes:
During my dating life I've never once had a big melodramatic breakup scene. Always either I or the other just stop calling/coming around. That's how I know it's done. When a week passes with no contact.
2012-05-30 11:37:57 AM
1 votes:
Reading that list, you women are shallow, thoughtless creatures hellbent on breaking a man's heart.

And seriously, this is # 2?

2 Our dietary habits differ too much 12%

You b*tches be crazy.
2012-05-30 11:36:37 AM
1 votes:
But... hairy is hot...
2012-05-30 11:30:34 AM
1 votes:
Stinky vagoo and bad teeth
2012-05-30 11:30:06 AM
1 votes:
Is "Because she wouldn't STFU for 2 gotdamn seconds out of a 72 hour vacation" a silly reason?
 
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