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		"Too hairy" is listed in the Top 10 Reasons for not continuing to see someone. Have you ever stopped dating someone for a silly reason? (shine.yahoo.com)		712
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doglover		2012-05-30 11:30:04 AM

They were too Paranoid.

gunsmack		2012-05-30 11:30:06 AM

Is "Because she wouldn't STFU for 2 gotdamn seconds out of a 72 hour vacation" a silly reason?

Dynascape		2012-05-30 11:30:34 AM

Stinky vagoo and bad teeth

Paranoia-'		2012-05-30 11:30:56 AM

doglover: They were too Paranoid.

Why do you always have to take pot-shots at me like that?

HoboCop		2012-05-30 11:31:16 AM

Shave yo nipples

jetzzfan		2012-05-30 11:31:22 AM

Green?

Aarontology		2012-05-30 11:31:27 AM

No, subby.

Everyone on TFD is totally and completely rational when it comes to dating and would never find some silly reason to end a potential relationship.

oldfarthenry		2012-05-30 11:31:27 AM

What constitutes "Too hairy" these days? A 5 o'clock pube shadow?

/silly pre-pubesence-obsessed youth

CommieTaoist		2012-05-30 11:31:54 AM

Yeah, she was sleeping with other guys besides me. Silly, I know.

Paranoia-'		2012-05-30 11:31:58 AM

Also, if she's really too hairy, that doesn't seem like a bad reason to break up with her.

/I vote for "Because she's crazy, and I never should have stuck my dick in her in the first place"
//Can't complain about getting a beautiful daughter, though

Your Zionist Leader		2012-05-30 11:32:03 AM

gunsmack: Is "Because she wouldn't STFU for 2 gotdamn seconds out of a 72 hour vacation" a silly reason?

No, that's a "breaking up is nicer than murder" reason. Hottest girl I ever went on a date with would not shut up the entire time, like I literally was trying to spot gills because I couldn't get in a single word. I think I made the right choice by not calling again

Kyro		2012-05-30 11:32:55 AM

Kyro: "How was your weekend?"
Girlfriend: "Good! I went to an orgy."
Kyro: "...wait, what?"

SushiJoe		2012-05-30 11:33:02 AM

Not me, but I had a friend who broke up with a guy because he bushed his teeth in front of her.

I think those kinds of frivolous breakups stop with age and maturity.

iamrex		2012-05-30 11:33:10 AM

Good thing I didn't mention that I've been dumped because I'm too hairy. I'd be sooooo embarrassed now that the thread's gone green.

Diogenes		2012-05-30 11:33:15 AM

Discovering he was a male escort didn't seem like a silly reason at the time.

gunsmack		2012-05-30 11:33:20 AM

oldfarthenry: What constitutes "Too hairy" these days? A 5 o'clock pube shadow?

/silly pre-pubesence-obsessed youth

It's not a pedobear thing. If you went out to eat, took a bite of your steak and found a hair in your mouth, would you wanna eat there again?

MBK		2012-05-30 11:33:45 AM

She was racist.

basemetal		2012-05-30 11:33:47 AM

That laugh was annoying on a Nanny level......

SweetSilverBlues		2012-05-30 11:33:49 AM

Verra, verra long time ago, and I was young and stupid and overly sensitive. Great guy. Really great guy.

But his nose whistled when he slept. Drove me stark raving.

Turned out to be a good thing, as the man I married is more awesome and a quiet sleeper.

The ex married (I shiat you not) someone who is hearing impaired.

JusticeandIndependence		2012-05-30 11:34:24 AM

She kissed me so hard it hurt. I think she thought it was the proper way, but even after bringing it up, she kept doing it. I mean bruised lips hard. Never understood why. Nice girl.

gamergirl23		2012-05-30 11:34:42 AM

SushiJoe: Not me, but I had a friend who broke up with a guy because he bushed his teeth in front of her.

I think those kinds of frivolous breakups stop with age and maturity.

I don't know. If someone took pube leavings and stuck them in their mouth I think I'd dump them too.

Nina Haagen Dazs		2012-05-30 11:35:12 AM

She had a parole officer.

twobux		2012-05-30 11:35:22 AM

Dipping french fries in her Frosty.

/no, that's not a double entendre

ManateeGag		2012-05-30 11:35:51 AM

she stopped talking to me. is that a reason?

atlfarkette		2012-05-30 11:36:10 AM

It's usually because it stops being fun or they annoy me.

basemetal		2012-05-30 11:36:26 AM

Stinky cooch is not what I'd consider a silly reason to stop seeing someone.

gunsmack		2012-05-30 11:36:36 AM

twobux: Dipping french fries in her Frosty.

/no, that's not a double entendre

Is now.

LlamaGirl		2012-05-30 11:36:37 AM

But... hairy is hot...

MBK		2012-05-30 11:36:50 AM

gamergirl23: I don't know. If someone took pube leavings and stuck them in their mouth I think I'd dump them too.

It help strengthen enamel.

ManateeGag		2012-05-30 11:37:14 AM

LlamaGirl: But... hairy is hot...

How YOU doin'?

TrancePI		2012-05-30 11:37:18 AM

Iv'e stopped for the following:

1) Had hair on her nipples and wouldnt let me pluck, shave or nibble it off

2) Halitosis

3) Back pimples

4) the smell after sex.

5) little brother got more attention and affection than me (creeped me out mentally)

Dynascape		2012-05-30 11:37:32 AM

basemetal: Stinky cooch is not what I'd consider a silly reason to stop seeing someone.

Dude.. in my young days... there was an incident where I literally sat on the bed dry heaving until Im like "This wont work.. you should probably leave".

BusketsMcBride		2012-05-30 11:37:57 AM

Reading that list, you women are shallow, thoughtless creatures hellbent on breaking a man's heart.

And seriously, this is # 2?

2 Our dietary habits differ too much 12%

You b*tches be crazy.

basemetal		2012-05-30 11:39:20 AM

Dynascape: basemetal: Stinky cooch is not what I'd consider a silly reason to stop seeing someone.

Dude.. in my young days... there was an incident where I literally sat on the bed dry heaving until Im like "This wont work.. you should probably leave".

The sniff test can still be hazardous to your health.

/and psyche

doglover		2012-05-30 11:39:29 AM

Paranoia-': doglover: They were too Paranoid.

Why do you always have to take pot-shots at me like that?

Are you Ozzy Osborne? No? SHUT UP.

Pandora's Litterbox		2012-05-30 11:39:45 AM

During my dating life I've never once had a big melodramatic breakup scene. Always either I or the other just stop calling/coming around. That's how I know it's done. When a week passes with no contact.

TrancePI		2012-05-30 11:40:02 AM

BusketsMcBride: 2 Our dietary habits differ too much 12%

I'm a dude and I have had that be a reason but not THE reason. You want to be a veggie-nazi, cool. But dont f'ing tell me the goddamned life story of a chicken in the middle of my sandwich.

Vapid Coont.

BusketsMcBride		2012-05-30 11:40:03 AM

Dynascape: basemetal: Stinky cooch is not what I'd consider a silly reason to stop seeing someone.

Dude.. in my young days... there was an incident where I literally sat on the bed dry heaving until Im like "This wont work.. you should probably leave".

When the best way to describe the smelly of stinky vagoo is to equate it to a dead animal crawled up inside of your ham wallet and died then it's time to go.

Ponzholio		2012-05-30 11:40:24 AM

I didn't like her new boyfriend...

Adjective Bird Whiskey		2012-05-30 11:40:33 AM

Not hairy enough. The shuffling noises of our leg hair rubbing together always puts me to sleep.

twobux		2012-05-30 11:40:39 AM

I wanted to take my gf to a fancy Italian restaurant, expecting to drop at least $100 on the night. She really wanted to go to Golden Corral because she had a birthday coupon.
Broke up about 24 hours later.

iamrex		2012-05-30 11:40:41 AM

basemetal: Dynascape: basemetal: Stinky cooch is not what I'd consider a silly reason to stop seeing someone.

Dude.. in my young days... there was an incident where I literally sat on the bed dry heaving until Im like "This wont work.. you should probably leave".

The sniff test can still be hazardous to your health.

/and psyche

Jesu cristo, what kind of girl has a cooch so stinky you heave? And why are you taking this kind of girl home with you?

atlfarkette		2012-05-30 11:40:43 AM

BusketsMcBride: Reading that list, you women are shallow, thoughtless creatures hellbent on breaking a man's heart.

And seriously, this is # 2?

2 Our dietary habits differ too much 12%

You b*tches be crazy.

Crazy exists in both men and women.

Dynascape		2012-05-30 11:41:31 AM

iamrex: basemetal: Dynascape: basemetal: Stinky cooch is not what I'd consider a silly reason to stop seeing someone.

Dude.. in my young days... there was an incident where I literally sat on the bed dry heaving until Im like "This wont work.. you should probably leave".

The sniff test can still be hazardous to your health.

/and psyche

Jesu cristo, what kind of girl has a cooch so stinky you heave? And why are you taking this kind of girl home with you?

Rex.. you never know until its too late.

Then when its too late... you GTFO as awkwardly as possible without making someone cry.

TrancePI		2012-05-30 11:41:32 AM

basemetal: Dynascape: basemetal: Stinky cooch is not what I'd consider a silly reason to stop seeing someone.

Dude.. in my young days... there was an incident where I literally sat on the bed dry heaving until Im like "This wont work.. you should probably leave".

The sniff test can still be hazardous to your health.

/and psyche

Hey basemetal, this girl I am kinda dating. Halitosis. She is going to the dentist next week, but how in the world do you deal with it dude?

AtticusFinchEsq		2012-05-30 11:42:14 AM

Wax that shiat, woman.

PrivateCaboose		2012-05-30 11:42:28 AM

Breaking up with a dude because he was perpetually verbally abusive to me in front of friends and possessive and crazy was totally a stupid reason.

I should call him.

Paranoia-'		2012-05-30 11:42:43 AM

doglover: Paranoia-': doglover: They were too Paranoid.

Why do you always have to take pot-shots at me like that?

Are you Ozzy Osborne? No? SHUT UP.

I just want to be your friend! :(

Ponzholio		2012-05-30 11:42:54 AM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Not hairy enough. The shuffling noises of our leg hair rubbing together always puts me to sleep.

Sometimes hairy legs will act like velco and get stuck together...

socodog		2012-05-30 11:43:29 AM

I don't have any of those, but I can tell you of the worst date in the world.

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