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2012-05-30 01:30:10 PM

crzybtch: Found out from one of his friends later that he thought I was a "professional" because of the creative hand job!!

Was okay though because the next boyfriend thought I was a goddess because of the same art. He always told me I should teach a class! hahaha


First guy was insecure. Were you teenagers at the time?

crzybtch: (sorry, I never could have sex during that time...blech)


Just an FYI - anecdotes tell me for the woman, if you can get past the mental weirdness part, physically it's a terrific time to have sex. Every girlfriend I've had is like you, who didn't want to be touched that time of the month so I've never done it that time... on purpose. But plenty where she (and sometimes I) found out afterwards.
 
2012-05-30 01:31:17 PM
factoryconnection:

vaginas seem to require an exhausting amount of minding and maintenance.

Only for cheap hookers.

Crazy is one thing, crack ho is another.
 
2012-05-30 01:31:58 PM

SweetSilverBlues: 1. Don't be embarrassed.

2. Dude who broke up with you is a farking MORAN and will end up marrying someone frigid. Because that way he knows they're pure.


Never got the obsession with purity. I want a dirty girl who knows what she wants and can show me all sorts of cool shiat. Yes that is going to mean she's been with many other guys. Why would that bother me in the slightest?
 
2012-05-30 01:32:16 PM
These are both the same girl:

1. Would not communicate with me other than text messages.
2. Told me I should read "The Secret"
 
2012-05-30 01:33:18 PM
My prime dating era was the entire 1970s. This was before aids was more widespread than it is now and from my point of view it was a smorgasbord of one night stands with the occasional stab at serious relationships. Of the serious relationships, there was one in particular that to this day chaps my ass.

I moved to the Chicago area from SW Louisiana in the early 70s. Predominantly Cajun culture where I'm from. Though to this day I still have an accent, it was never quite as thick as many folks from where I'm from. I was going out with this one girl and had been seeing her for a few months when my mother came up to visit for a few days. My mother had a very thick Cajun accent and the girl I was seeing started making comments about how my mother sounded like some hick etc..etc... I tried to over look it at first but then when we all went out to eat she tried to correct my mother over a particular word she used. Mom, always being a class act said nothing but I could see embarrassment in her face.
I managed to get through the evening without shoving a plate in this girl's face and when the night was over, I was so soured by the experience I told her to get lost. She went through the motions of "What did I say? What did I do?" and I just had no interest in explaining. What took it to a new level of pissed was the fact that my mother thought it was her fault.
 
2012-05-30 01:33:21 PM
I dumped a chick after one night when I found out she slept with a .380 auto under the pillow, safetly off, one in the pipe, and the damned thing wasn't even a Walther.

Bye bye time.
 
2012-05-30 01:34:14 PM

elysive: Ok, not sure fertility or birth or birth control has anything to do with regular vaginal maintenance. Most women just wash and shave/laser/wax and that's it. Having a period and yearly exams and the need to manage our fertility (or birth control) suck, but those things barely affect our daily hygiene. The equipment is generally pretty self sufficient and easy to manage until something goes wrong. I'm sorry if it's been tough for your wife.


Compare any of what you said to what it is like for guys, and maybe you'll see my point.
20-25% of your life spent in bleeding compared to 0%
Yearly exams compared to no exams
Daily pills compared to no pills
Yeast infections compared to no yeast infections

Just because it is a routine for women doesn't mean that if someone just added that amount of work to your life you wouldn't think it was crazy.
 
2012-05-30 01:34:22 PM

factoryconnection: Jocundry: Huh? You lather up your pouf and well, lather up your pouf. That's about it.

Wash too little, you get smell and possibly a UTI. Wash too much, you get a yeast infection. Then there's that whole period thing, with the blood and worrying about toxic shock syndrome and leakage and chafing and whatnot. Pap smears, side effects from the pill, all sorts of things.

And that's not even getting into fertility problems, pregnancy changes, childbirth aftereffects... although my wife has never had any problems getting pregnant, the postpartum changes noticed have been terrific, and only with her first (a non-natural delivery) were there any bad after effects.


Well, I guess I'm lucky. I've never had a yeast infection or a UTI. I've also never been pregnant so maybe that's why.
 
2012-05-30 01:35:28 PM

miss marla singer: Let's see a few reasons I had...

- Was a drug addict/alcoholic that stole my money and spent it on drugs/booze when I was supporting us both, making $8.00 an hour. Kicked him out, he's dead now.
- I met someone else.
- There was no "spark".
- Super boring in bed. Made no noise and didn't like when I did either.
- Found out he was scamming money out of the state for "disability" for a "mental handicap" that he was then spending on alcohol.
- Stopped being attracted to him and hadn't had sex in 5 months.

I think those are all okay reasons.


All very good reasons......but I have to ask....why\how do you attract such men folk?
 
2012-05-30 01:35:41 PM
I finally divorced my ex because I finally come to terms he was a controlling asshole.

New boyfriend is at my apartment right now while I'm at work cleaning my kitchen and is making dinner.

/yes, I will thank him with a blow job.
//or anal, which ever.
 
2012-05-30 01:35:51 PM

Strategeryz0r: Your Boss: Strategeryz0r: Your Boss: In college, I brought a girl back to my place, and we were on the way to gettin busy.. then I felt a HOLE IN HER BACK!! WTF?!?!?! Right in the middle - like a frekking ice cream scooper took out a chunk. I couldn't get past it. She had to go.


/and she had sharp knees.

Did.....

Did you...

You know...

With the hole before you left?

/would have

When I ran my hand across the void, it did not touch bottom... I wasn't staying around long enough to do a complete survey. It was dark, and I didn't say anything about it. Hell, it may have been filled with money and beer, but I was outta there!

Freaky is ok, but not like that!

You didn't?

I am disappoint.


Too freaked at the time. But upon further review (only been 20 years)... maybe a cup holder??
She could have been the most evolutionary advanced woman on the planet. DAMMIT! DAMMIT TO HECK!!
 
2012-05-30 01:36:51 PM

lennavan: Raug the Dwarf: Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: Once dated a girl that wouldn't let me go down on her... buh-bye!

Same here.

I don't know if she was worried about the smell or what, but I would try and she would push my head away. Going down is one of my favorite things in the whole world. To me, it was like going to Disneyworld and not getting to ride Splash Mountain.

Hah, I once dated a girl who let me go down on her but wouldn't let me get her all the way. Kept saying she couldn't handle it. It was like going to Disneyworld, waiting in line for splash mountain, getting in the log and the moment before you get the big plunge the ride stops and they make you get out. WTF.


Alyssa?
 
2012-05-30 01:37:16 PM
Stopped dating? What about never started?
 
2012-05-30 01:37:35 PM

Stealthy Ninja Polar Bear: I finally divorced my ex because I finally come to terms he was a controlling asshole.

New boyfriend is at my apartment right now while I'm at work cleaning my kitchen and is making dinner.

/yes, I will thank him with a blow job.
//or anal, which ever.


Breaking out the 'ol strap on, eh?
:)
 
2012-05-30 01:37:53 PM

Your Boss: Strategeryz0r: Your Boss: Strategeryz0r: Your Boss: In college, I brought a girl back to my place, and we were on the way to gettin busy.. then I felt a HOLE IN HER BACK!! WTF?!?!?! Right in the middle - like a frekking ice cream scooper took out a chunk. I couldn't get past it. She had to go.


/and she had sharp knees.

Did.....

Did you...

You know...

With the hole before you left?

/would have

When I ran my hand across the void, it did not touch bottom... I wasn't staying around long enough to do a complete survey. It was dark, and I didn't say anything about it. Hell, it may have been filled with money and beer, but I was outta there!

Freaky is ok, but not like that!

You didn't?

I am disappoint.

Too freaked at the time. But upon further review (only been 20 years)... maybe a cup holder??
She could have been the most evolutionary advanced woman on the planet. DAMMIT! DAMMIT TO HECK!!


How were the sandwiches? Delicious?

Because delicious sandwiches + back vagina/cup holder + how were the tits? = possibly the greatest woman ever from an evolutionary standpoint.

Sir you may have made an enormous mistake.

Even so. You made a mistake by not sticking it in that back hole. never know, might have been AWESOME.

and maybe she's all into that.
 
2012-05-30 01:38:00 PM

Strategeryz0r: ihatedumbpeople: ajt167: ihatedumbpeople: when I was dating and thought I knew it all, I split with a girl because she got 'way' too uh..moist....during the act. to a point where it actually became a distraction. oddly enough, today that would be right up my alley.

my payback? my wife is a prude and sucks in bed.

/payback is a beyyotch.

Wow dude, that's like breaking up with a girl because she has too good of control of her gag reflex and is too flexible.

tell me about it. tellyouwhut, the ihatedumbpeople today would be all over it. Apparently I was completely retarded 15 years ago.

My wife gets so.. uh. Moist that she feels compelled to cover the bed/floor/wherever with towels before starting. One time the bed was still wet the next day from her.

Daddy like.

Also she just demonstrated, after we've been together for THREE YEARS, that she can put both her feet behind her head. The fact she waited THREE YEARS to tell me this I feel is grounds for separation...... that's just.

That's like me withholding a no limit credit card. Just wrong.


nice...ah...memories.....memmmmooorrriiiess....
 
2012-05-30 01:38:31 PM

Your Boss: Strategeryz0r: Your Boss: In college, I brought a girl back to my place, and we were on the way to gettin busy.. then I felt a HOLE IN HER BACK!! WTF?!?!?! Right in the middle - like a frekking ice cream scooper took out a chunk. I couldn't get past it. She had to go.


/and she had sharp knees.

Did.....

Did you...

You know...

With the hole before you left?

/would have

When I ran my hand across the void, it did not touch bottom... I wasn't staying around long enough to do a complete survey. It was dark, and I didn't say anything about it. Hell, it may have been filled with money and beer, but I was outta there!

Freaky is ok, but not like that!


Dude, you found the elusive sixth orifice and you did nothing with it?
 
2012-05-30 01:38:58 PM

URAPNIS: Stealthy Ninja Polar Bear: I finally divorced my ex because I finally come to terms he was a controlling asshole.

New boyfriend is at my apartment right now while I'm at work cleaning my kitchen and is making dinner.

/yes, I will thank him with a blow job.
//or anal, which ever.

Breaking out the 'ol strap on, eh?
:)


Tea through the nose... Thanks bud.
 
2012-05-30 01:39:11 PM
Asked me why i couldnt be more like Edward....seriously. A farking vampire
 
2012-05-30 01:39:36 PM

Stealthy Ninja Polar Bear: I finally divorced my ex because I finally come to terms he was a controlling asshole.

New boyfriend is at my apartment right now while I'm at work cleaning my kitchen and is making dinner.

/yes, I will thank him with a blow job.
//or anal, which ever.


I think thats lovely. I really do.
 
2012-05-30 01:40:16 PM

skrame: twobux: I wanted to take my gf to a fancy Italian restaurant, expecting to drop at least $100 on the night. She really wanted to go to Golden Corral because she had a birthday coupon.
Broke up about 24 hours later.

Is she still available?


No shiat, A girl that realizes how much a place costs and is trying to be considerate / self-sacrificing to save you money. The OP has to be the biggest idiot on the planet.
 
2012-05-30 01:40:25 PM
Psycho (5'4", 100lb and SPLITS a cast iron skillet open during an argument) big-breased (real), bi-sexual, Chinese girl who spent at least an hour a day, talking to her mother. The worst part was that she had this soft voice that would get high-pitched, like a little girl's, during sex ... made it tough to maintain an erection without feeling creepy as hell about myself.
 
2012-05-30 01:40:36 PM

Iggymac: miss marla singer: Let's see a few reasons I had...

- Was a drug addict/alcoholic that stole my money and spent it on drugs/booze when I was supporting us both, making $8.00 an hour. Kicked him out, he's dead now.
- I met someone else.
- There was no "spark".
- Super boring in bed. Made no noise and didn't like when I did either.
- Found out he was scamming money out of the state for "disability" for a "mental handicap" that he was then spending on alcohol.
- Stopped being attracted to him and hadn't had sex in 5 months.

I think those are all okay reasons.

All very good reasons......but I have to ask....why\how do you attract such men folk?


Self-esteem issues, mostly (as far as the alcoholics go). That's better now.

I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt and see the best in even the suckiest people. It has come around to bite me plenty of times. My fault for being like that, but also their fault for being terrible people.

Oh well, live and learn. Not proud of much of my past, but certainly okay with how I've become.
 
2012-05-30 01:41:53 PM

AllUpInYa: Psycho (5'4", 100lb and SPLITS a cast iron skillet open during an argument) big-breased (real), bi-sexual, Chinese girl who spent at least an hour a day, talking to her mother. The worst part was that she had this soft voice that would get high-pitched, like a little girl's, during sex ... made it tough to maintain an erection without feeling creepy as hell about myself.


What is wrong with you?
 
2012-05-30 01:42:39 PM

Iggymac: miss marla singer: Let's see a few reasons I had...

- Was a drug addict/alcoholic that stole my money and spent it on drugs/booze when I was supporting us both, making $8.00 an hour. Kicked him out, he's dead now.
- I met someone else.
- There was no "spark".
- Super boring in bed. Made no noise and didn't like when I did either.
- Found out he was scamming money out of the state for "disability" for a "mental handicap" that he was then spending on alcohol.
- Stopped being attracted to him and hadn't had sex in 5 months.

I think those are all okay reasons.

All very good reasons......but I have to ask....why\how do you attract such men folk?


Exactly. You need to fix your picker, miss marla
 
2012-05-30 01:43:43 PM

HallsOfMandos: 1. Would not communicate with me other than text messages.


Look on the bright side. At least she communicated.
 
2012-05-30 01:43:52 PM
wambu:

A coworker stopped dating "Mr. Wonderful" when he became "Mr. Penis-too-small".

I've never had that problem. Not that mine's huge, just that anybody who insists on bigger really is a size queen.
 
2012-05-30 01:43:59 PM

The One True TheDavid: ihatedumbpeople:

my wife is a prude and sucks in bed.

Did you know this before you married her? If so, why did you?

I lived with a chick for 9 years because she'd have made a good sister. But then I'm mentally ill.


nah, actually before we got married she was completely different.

Since then she's actually admitted she put up a front to lure me in. Just about the time I was ready to bolt, she got preggars because she let her pill prescrip lapse without telling me.

/kids are the best thing though, only reason it's all worth it.
 
2012-05-30 01:44:04 PM
Do any of you guys ever suspect that your women don't want you to go down on them because you SUCK at it? (not in the good way)
 
2012-05-30 01:44:10 PM

GWSuperfan: HallsOfMandos: 1. Would not communicate with me other than text messages.

Look on the bright side. At least she communicated.


SILENT communication no less.

A rare find in the wimmen folk.
 
2012-05-30 01:44:19 PM

lennavan: factoryconnection: I've cut off dating women for:
1. Bad breath (she became "bad breath girl" among my friends)
2. Pointy tongue (the kissing was alarming)
3. Being pushy and bossy, despite freaking amazing sex. Also, she was terrible with money/credit.
4. Not seeing any loving connection develop, despite being super sweet and fun in the sack.

You know, I don't want to tell you how to live your life or anything but I'm pretty sure men have those problems too.


I'm guessing he phrased it that way because he doesn't date men. I guess we are all supposed to be bisexual these days in order to remain politically correct.
 
2012-05-30 01:44:35 PM
When I was 30, I dated a girl twice who was 23. I went to pick her up for a dinner date, and she was wearing her HS PROM DRESS... Weird man!
 
2012-05-30 01:45:35 PM

Strategeryz0r: GWSuperfan: HallsOfMandos: 1. Would not communicate with me other than text messages.

Look on the bright side. At least she communicated.

SILENT communication no less.

A rare find in the wimmen folk.


That would be a dream come true.
 
2012-05-30 01:45:36 PM

umad: lennavan: factoryconnection: I've cut off dating women for:
1. Bad breath (she became "bad breath girl" among my friends)
2. Pointy tongue (the kissing was alarming)
3. Being pushy and bossy, despite freaking amazing sex. Also, she was terrible with money/credit.
4. Not seeing any loving connection develop, despite being super sweet and fun in the sack.

You know, I don't want to tell you how to live your life or anything but I'm pretty sure men have those problems too.

I'm guessing he phrased it that way because he doesn't date men. I guess we are all supposed to be bisexual these days in order to remain politically correct.


I purposely misunderstood it to make a joke. In no way was I suggesting we all be bisexual for politically correctness but if you want to use that post as your reason, you go right ahead.
 
2012-05-30 01:46:35 PM
DoBeDoBeDo:

Dumped a girl because she was a fake nympho. Kept saying she was addicted but only "needed" it to get out of situations she felt uncomfortable in.

Sounds good to me. I don't need much of a social life.
 
2012-05-30 01:46:41 PM

Strategeryz0r: Your Boss: Strategeryz0r: Your Boss: Strategeryz0r: Your Boss: In college, I brought a girl back to my place, and we were on the way to gettin busy.. then I felt a HOLE IN HER BACK!! WTF?!?!?! Right in the middle - like a frekking ice cream scooper took out a chunk. I couldn't get past it. She had to go.


/and she had sharp knees.

Did.....

Did you...

You know...

With the hole before you left?

/would have

When I ran my hand across the void, it did not touch bottom... I wasn't staying around long enough to do a complete survey. It was dark, and I didn't say anything about it. Hell, it may have been filled with money and beer, but I was outta there!

Freaky is ok, but not like that!

You didn't?

I am disappoint.

Too freaked at the time. But upon further review (only been 20 years)... maybe a cup holder??
She could have been the most evolutionary advanced woman on the planet. DAMMIT! DAMMIT TO HECK!!

How were the sandwiches? Delicious?

Because delicious sandwiches + back vagina/cup holder + how were the tits? = possibly the greatest woman ever from an evolutionary standpoint.

Sir you may have made an enormous mistake.

Even so. You made a mistake by not sticking it in that back hole. never know, might have been AWESOME.

and maybe she's all into that.


but I was always told not to stick my junk into crazy. I figure a crazy hole is still crazy. She was quiet, tall, and lean... and even brought beer with her. FREKKKKINGGODDAMMITTT-TOHELLLLL !

/where's the Deloran?
 
2012-05-30 01:46:46 PM

lizzyjo: [media.tumblr.com image 500x550]


You'd actually have to become a magician...
 
2012-05-30 01:47:57 PM
I got married before the whole texting era, so I have a question for the youngun daters in here: What is the text ettiquite for the newly dating? I have a girlfriend who recently reentered the dating scene. She's pretty nice looking, smart, funny, and has a good career, yet she's having terrible luck with the whole dating thing. She has no trouble attracting guys. The first few dates go well, then he backs way off. Then she tells me she expects a good morning text, a good night text, and a couple of "whatcha doin?" texts throughout the day.

This seems excessive to me. Is that normal now? It'd drive me farking nuts, but like I said, I've been married for a while.
 
2012-05-30 01:48:16 PM

Strategeryz0r: AllUpInYa: Psycho (5'4", 100lb and SPLITS a cast iron skillet open during an argument) big-breased (real), bi-sexual, Chinese girl who spent at least an hour a day, talking to her mother. The worst part was that she had this soft voice that would get high-pitched, like a little girl's, during sex ... made it tough to maintain an erection without feeling creepy as hell about myself.

What is wrong with you?

 
2012-05-30 01:48:58 PM

dotvincent: Do any of you guys ever suspect that your women don't want you to go down on them because you SUCK at it? (not in the good way)


may be different for the ladies, but I'd prefer bad head to no head any day.
 
2012-05-30 01:49:13 PM

JackieRabbit: Iggymac: miss marla singer: Let's see a few reasons I had...

- Was a drug addict/alcoholic that stole my money and spent it on drugs/booze when I was supporting us both, making $8.00 an hour. Kicked him out, he's dead now.
- I met someone else.
- There was no "spark".
- Super boring in bed. Made no noise and didn't like when I did either.
- Found out he was scamming money out of the state for "disability" for a "mental handicap" that he was then spending on alcohol.
- Stopped being attracted to him and hadn't had sex in 5 months.

I think those are all okay reasons.

All very good reasons......but I have to ask....why\how do you attract such men folk?

Exactly. You need to fix your picker, miss marla


No doubt. Anyone with a string of bad relationships has to take partial blame. Not that it's okay people took advantage of me, but it was my own fault for letting them.
 
2012-05-30 01:49:30 PM

namegoeshere: Then she tells me she expects a good morning text, a good night text, and a couple of "whatcha doin?" texts throughout the day.


Your friend has emotional baggage/attachment/daddy issues.

namegoeshere: The first few dates go well, then he backs way off.


Sounds like it only takes the guys a few dates to figure it out.
 
2012-05-30 01:50:25 PM

Your Boss: Strategeryz0r: Your Boss: Strategeryz0r: Your Boss: Strategeryz0r: Your Boss: In college, I brought a girl back to my place, and we were on the way to gettin busy.. then I felt a HOLE IN HER BACK!! WTF?!?!?! Right in the middle - like a frekking ice cream scooper took out a chunk. I couldn't get past it. She had to go.


/and she had sharp knees.

Did.....

Did you...

You know...

With the hole before you left?

/would have

When I ran my hand across the void, it did not touch bottom... I wasn't staying around long enough to do a complete survey. It was dark, and I didn't say anything about it. Hell, it may have been filled with money and beer, but I was outta there!

Freaky is ok, but not like that!

You didn't?

I am disappoint.

Too freaked at the time. But upon further review (only been 20 years)... maybe a cup holder??
She could have been the most evolutionary advanced woman on the planet. DAMMIT! DAMMIT TO HECK!!

How were the sandwiches? Delicious?

Because delicious sandwiches + back vagina/cup holder + how were the tits? = possibly the greatest woman ever from an evolutionary standpoint.

Sir you may have made an enormous mistake.

Even so. You made a mistake by not sticking it in that back hole. never know, might have been AWESOME.

and maybe she's all into that.

but I was always told not to stick my junk into crazy. I figure a crazy hole is still crazy. She was quiet, tall, and lean... and even brought beer with her. FREKKKKINGGODDAMMITTT-TOHELLLLL !

/where's the Deloran?


you know i never subscribed to the never stick your dick in crazy theory.

I was more of a "never give crazy your real name/phone #, or take her back to your place. Always her place or a hotel room" kind of guy.
 
2012-05-30 01:50:43 PM

NASAM: Your Boss: Strategeryz0r: Your Boss: In college, I brought a girl back to my place, and we were on the way to gettin busy.. then I felt a HOLE IN HER BACK!! WTF?!?!?! Right in the middle - like a frekking ice cream scooper took out a chunk. I couldn't get past it. She had to go.


/and she had sharp knees.

Did.....

Did you...

You know...

With the hole before you left?

/would have

When I ran my hand across the void, it did not touch bottom... I wasn't staying around long enough to do a complete survey. It was dark, and I didn't say anything about it. Hell, it may have been filled with money and beer, but I was outta there!

Freaky is ok, but not like that!

Dude, you found the elusive sixth orifice and you did nothing with it?


She musta used it a lot before me. It was pretty big. I was afraid it would start talking.
 
2012-05-30 01:51:37 PM
He ate large portions of food. He would eat cereal out of mixing bowls. He would go through a whole box in one sitting. He would eat a pancake in one or two bites. He ate a whole turkey in one day. Most people eat one hot dog, maybe two. He would eat 7. For lunch he would eat 5 or 6 sandwiches. I couldn't deal with it anymore. He was already close to 300 pounds and didn't care about getting fatter. Had to let him go.
 
2012-05-30 01:52:15 PM

AllUpInYa: Strategeryz0r: AllUpInYa: Psycho (5'4", 100lb and SPLITS a cast iron skillet open during an argument) big-breased (real), bi-sexual, Chinese girl who spent at least an hour a day, talking to her mother. The worst part was that she had this soft voice that would get high-pitched, like a little girl's, during sex ... made it tough to maintain an erection without feeling creepy as hell about myself.

What is wrong with you?


The question remains.

What is wrong with you?
 
2012-05-30 01:52:24 PM
I broke up with a guy once because he had 4 dogs,a black lab, a chow, a doberman, and something undetermined that he insisted on taking everywhere.

I had a guy break up with me once who said it was because I read too much.
 
2012-05-30 01:52:29 PM

miss marla singer: Iggymac: miss marla singer: Let's see a few reasons I had...

- Was a drug addict/alcoholic that stole my money and spent it on drugs/booze when I was supporting us both, making $8.00 an hour. Kicked him out, he's dead now.
- I met someone else.
- There was no "spark".
- Super boring in bed. Made no noise and didn't like when I did either.
- Found out he was scamming money out of the state for "disability" for a "mental handicap" that he was then spending on alcohol.
- Stopped being attracted to him and hadn't had sex in 5 months.

I think those are all okay reasons.

All very good reasons......but I have to ask....why\how do you attract such men folk?

Self-esteem issues, mostly (as far as the alcoholics go). That's better now.

I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt and see the best in even the suckiest people. It has come around to bite me plenty of times. My fault for being like that, but also their fault for being terrible people.

Oh well, live and learn. Not proud of much of my past, but certainly okay with how I've become.


Cool - glad it s working out.
 
2012-05-30 01:52:42 PM
Jocundry:

But for most women, you just need to scrub.

Most women I've known fairly well didn't even need to scrub. Just a quick once over with a soapy hand at most, and then only when she's getting over a heavy period or a yeast infection. (Admittedly those don;t smell good but I avoid the subject then anyway.)

Again, where do you dredge these monsters up?
 
2012-05-30 01:52:44 PM

namegoeshere: I got married before the whole texting era, so I have a question for the youngun daters in here: What is the text ettiquite for the newly dating? I have a girlfriend who recently reentered the dating scene. She's pretty nice looking, smart, funny, and has a good career, yet she's having terrible luck with the whole dating thing. She has no trouble attracting guys. The first few dates go well, then he backs way off. Then she tells me she expects a good morning text, a good night text, and a couple of "whatcha doin?" texts throughout the day.

This seems excessive to me. Is that normal now? It'd drive me farking nuts, but like I said, I've been married for a while.


I don't think there's really a number of texts requirement...like in the old days there wasn't a requisite number of times you had to call them per week. Is she the type that wants 4-5 texts a day, but once she gets them, "feels smothered" by the guy? If so, she's a coont. If not, she's a tad clingy. If you have to tell someone to call or text you X number of times per day, it becomes a chore and they stop caring how you feel....

me personally, i'd be enamored if a girl sent me a few texts per day asking how I was doing...Maybe they're bored and what to chat, maybe they're checking up on you...who cares.
 
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