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sharpie_69		2012-05-30 12:35:15 PM

Stupid Guitar: I was once dating this chick, everything was going great until I took a look at her CD collection. She had every Billy Joel record right there on the shelf. All of a sudden, any interest I had in this girl flew right out the window.

I know it sounds incredibly shallow, but I just couldn't get past the idea that anyone would own Mr. Joel's entire catalog.

/she also liked the Little River Band. Blecchhh!

I'm with you 100%. I'd run from anyone who had Billy Joel's entire catalog. It is a character call, and a good one on your part. I really don't see it as shallow at all. In the end many many reasons for breaking up can be viewed through a lens of "shallow."

keepitcherry		2012-05-30 12:35:23 PM

busy chillin': publikenemy

Im married now but sooo ready to divorce my wife due to her constant scraping of her fork on her teeth when she eats. Wtf!? Why can't you get that shiat under control? No matter how many times I point it out, that farking fork just can't miss those chicklets..it's all I hear when we eat and it's gotten to the point where sometimes I just make up an excuse and leave.

sounds like you two have come

*puts on sunglasses*

to a fork in the road.

YEEEAAAH

Ok that shouldn't have made me laugh but I just laughed my ass off at that. Lol

JackieRabbit		2012-05-30 12:36:21 PM

SweetSilverBlues: JackieRabbit: MaliFinn: She kissed like she was trying to eat my face.

That's when you push her dead down....

Yeek. Scary freudian slip!

Freud never wore a slip. That's a damnable lie! Though he was partial to fishnets and high-heeled boots. He borrowed his mother's.

SweetSilverBlues		2012-05-30 12:37:28 PM

Strategeryz0r: SweetSilverBlues: Strategeryz0r: SweetSilverBlues: Stupid Guitar: I was once dating this chick, everything was going great until I took a look at her CD collection. She had every Billy Joel record right there on the shelf. All of a sudden, any interest I had in this girl flew right out the window.

I know it sounds incredibly shallow, but I just couldn't get past the idea that anyone would own Mr. Joel's entire catalog.

/she also liked the Little River Band. Blecchhh!

You're absolutely right.

It sounds incredibly shallow.

Did somebody say incredibly shallow?

You be quiet, gouda boy.

Isn't there a sandwich you should be making somewhere?

And for the love of god woman. SWISS!! S-W-I-S-S!!

So help me if there is even a crumble of gouda..... Straight to tha moon!

Well if you did what you were supposed to I wouldn't have to buy this cut rate gouda crap and we could afford decent swiss.

Go out and earn the damned money and then you can have your sammich.

WienerButt		2012-05-30 12:38:02 PM

I met a hot girl at work who I started dating. I was 20 and she was 26. She immediately wanted to get in the sack but sucked so bad I faked it every time except once and eventually just broke it off. Her gyrations were out of sync and I just couldn't enjoy it. She was pretty and sweet but I was young and didn't care.

I feel bad for people who are waiting til marriage and expect everything to be normal.

Strategeryz0r		2012-05-30 12:39:12 PM

SweetSilverBlues: Strategeryz0r: SweetSilverBlues: Strategeryz0r: SweetSilverBlues: Stupid Guitar: I was once dating this chick, everything was going great until I took a look at her CD collection. She had every Billy Joel record right there on the shelf. All of a sudden, any interest I had in this girl flew right out the window.

I know it sounds incredibly shallow, but I just couldn't get past the idea that anyone would own Mr. Joel's entire catalog.

/she also liked the Little River Band. Blecchhh!

You're absolutely right.

It sounds incredibly shallow.

Did somebody say incredibly shallow?

You be quiet, gouda boy.

Isn't there a sandwich you should be making somewhere?

And for the love of god woman. SWISS!! S-W-I-S-S!!

So help me if there is even a crumble of gouda..... Straight to tha moon!

Well if you did what you were supposed to I wouldn't have to buy this cut rate gouda crap and we could afford decent swiss.

Go out and earn the damned money and then you can have your sammich.

Oh you sound just like your mother!!!!

Tergiversada		2012-05-30 12:40:26 PM

He grew a mustache. It creeped me out. It was more like a half-'stache.

GleeUnit		2012-05-30 12:41:09 PM

I'm a hairy dude, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies

SweetSilverBlues		2012-05-30 12:41:12 PM

Strategeryz0r: SweetSilverBlues: Strategeryz0r: SweetSilverBlues: Strategeryz0r: SweetSilverBlues: Stupid Guitar: I was once dating this chick, everything was going great until I took a look at her CD collection. She had every Billy Joel record right there on the shelf. All of a sudden, any interest I had in this girl flew right out the window.

I know it sounds incredibly shallow, but I just couldn't get past the idea that anyone would own Mr. Joel's entire catalog.

/she also liked the Little River Band. Blecchhh!

You're absolutely right.

It sounds incredibly shallow.

Did somebody say incredibly shallow?

You be quiet, gouda boy.

Isn't there a sandwich you should be making somewhere?

And for the love of god woman. SWISS!! S-W-I-S-S!!

So help me if there is even a crumble of gouda..... Straight to tha moon!

Well if you did what you were supposed to I wouldn't have to buy this cut rate gouda crap and we could afford decent swiss.

Go out and earn the damned money and then you can have your sammich.

Oh you sound just like your mother!!!!

Whom I should have listened to when she told me to marry that nice Larry. He's a doctor!

Okay, okay.

/end threadjack

StrangeQ		2012-05-30 12:41:27 PM

Broke up with a girl for being completely adverse to physical activity. I lived in an apartment a little over a mile away from campus, and on game days everyone would just hike down to the stadium. On the one and only game we went to together she started complaining about halfway there and when we arrived entrance gate and she saw that there were ramps leading up to the seating area she loudly exclaimed, "Oh my GAWD, you mean there are MORE stairs??" It was one of the few times I've ever felt an actual physical revulsion to someone.

/sex was great though, she always seemed to have stamina for that...

I Like Bread		2012-05-30 12:41:59 PM

I don't like dating, so I don't really have horror stories like that. Usually I'm just friends with someone for a while and then we hook up. It must be nice to have a pool big enough where I can dump someone for chewing too loudly, or something.

wholedamnshow		2012-05-30 12:42:35 PM

EMCGuy: wholedamnshow: twobux: I wanted to take my gf to a fancy Italian restaurant, expecting to drop at least $100 on the night. She really wanted to go to Golden Corral because she had a birthday coupon.
Broke up about 24 hours later.

You're kidding right? Low maintenance girl that wants you to save you a few bucks, and likely realizes it's more important to spend her birthday with someone she cares about rather than put a dent in your bank account?

Pass her this way please.

There's a time and place for nice meals. Golden Corral is never that place. Birthdays are usually that time. Or are you one of those guys that would be proposing in Red Lobster?

I'm certainly not cheap. Like Twobux, I certainly have no issue dropping $100+ for a nice meal for a girlfriend's birthday. Golden Corral certainly wouldn't be on my list of places to bring someone for their birthday, but if that's what would make her happy, I'd be the douche for not doing it, and an even bigger one for breaking up with her over it.

happyhshoe		2012-05-30 12:43:13 PM

Ok,
So, is i.r.id10t playing a joke on us? Is is fender picture making a comment on body hair? Is that arm hair in the photo?

If not, I apologize. Not trying to pick on anyone here.

/// Just sayin'.

elysive		2012-05-30 12:43:21 PM

factoryconnection Jocundry: Huh? You lather up your pouf and well, lather up your pouf. That's about it.

Wash too little, you get smell and possibly a UTI. Wash too much, you get a yeast infection. Then there's that whole period thing, with the blood and worrying about toxic shock syndrome and leakage and chafing and whatnot. Pap smears, side effects from the pill, all sorts of things.

Sorry, I think you have been misinformed or someone has given you a scare about these things. You can't get a yeast infection from external soap and water. Douches and antibiotics and poor hygiene/diet will cause yeast infections. The whole period thing just means women have to be more rigorous in their hygiene. Toxic shock syndrome is only relevant to tampon usage (don't leave them in there too long). Pap smears are something you get once a year at the GYN office. Pills regulate your hormones and help prevent baby making but pills go in your mouth, not in your vagina. What does all of this have to do with the complications of washing one's cootch again?

And that's not even getting into fertility problems, pregnancy changes, childbirth aftereffects... although my wife has never had any problems getting pregnant, the postpartum changes noticed have been terrific, and only with her first (a non-natural delivery) were there any bad after effects.

Ok, not sure fertility or birth or birth control has anything to do with regular vaginal maintenance. Most women just wash and shave/laser/wax and that's it. Having a period and yearly exams and the need to manage our fertility (or birth control) suck, but those things barely affect our daily hygiene. The equipment is generally pretty self sufficient and easy to manage until something goes wrong. I'm sorry if it's been tough for your wife.

mikeysunshine		2012-05-30 12:43:28 PM

No stories about breaking up with somebody for a silly reason, but I once stayed with a girl for several months to maintain access to a parking space. That's not silly

URAPNIS		2012-05-30 12:44:12 PM

My friends would always talk about how horrible a dead lay is.
I always figured it would be nice to just get laid....until it happened to me.
She didn't move, at all.
The second time we humped, we were on her couch. I fell asleep mid-hump.

SPLAMM		2012-05-30 12:44:14 PM

She had a big head. I couldn't stop staring at that bone helmet.

hasty ambush		2012-05-30 12:44:40 PM

superfudge73		2012-05-30 12:45:00 PM

I broke up with a girl after I found out she was racist against Asians. We dated for like 6 weeks then one day we were hanging out and she started going off about how much she hated Asians. I thought she was joking but she was really pissed off at them for some reason.

ChrisDe		2012-05-30 12:45:14 PM

DIGITALgimpus: - She at her peas one at a time.
- She had man hands.

I'll stop there.

Mine wore the same dress every single date.

Lsherm		2012-05-30 12:45:34 PM

TrancePI: Iv'e stopped for the following:

1) Had hair on her nipples and wouldnt let me pluck, shave or nibble it off

2) Halitosis

3) Back pimples

4) the smell after sex.

5) little brother got more attention and affection than me (creeped me out mentally)

Dude, everybody gets a blemish now and then.

I did break up with a girl at dinner once because she was being so rude to the waitress. We'd only been dating a few weeks.

Maverick Couch		2012-05-30 12:45:48 PM

factoryconnection: I've cut off dating women for:
1. Bad breath (she became "bad breath girl" among my friends)
2. Pointy tongue (the kissing was alarming)
3. Being pushy and bossy, despite freaking amazing sex. Also, she was terrible with money/credit.
4. Not seeing any loving connection develop, despite being super sweet and fun in the sack.

I consider none of these to be silly. The first two are an affront to my sincere interest in kissing. The last two are anathema to long-term success.

I broke it off with a girl who had a pointy tongue and would just ran that sucker in your mouth while kissing, huge turnoff. She also called her boobs "titties" which was a neg as well.

/titties hater club

Strategeryz0r		2012-05-30 12:46:27 PM

SweetSilverBlues: Strategeryz0r: SweetSilverBlues: Strategeryz0r: SweetSilverBlues: Strategeryz0r: SweetSilverBlues: Stupid Guitar: I was once dating this chick, everything was going great until I took a look at her CD collection. She had every Billy Joel record right there on the shelf. All of a sudden, any interest I had in this girl flew right out the window.

I know it sounds incredibly shallow, but I just couldn't get past the idea that anyone would own Mr. Joel's entire catalog.

/she also liked the Little River Band. Blecchhh!

You're absolutely right.

It sounds incredibly shallow.

Did somebody say incredibly shallow?

You be quiet, gouda boy.

Isn't there a sandwich you should be making somewhere?

And for the love of god woman. SWISS!! S-W-I-S-S!!

So help me if there is even a crumble of gouda..... Straight to tha moon!

Well if you did what you were supposed to I wouldn't have to buy this cut rate gouda crap and we could afford decent swiss.

Go out and earn the damned money and then you can have your sammich.

Oh you sound just like your mother!!!!

Whom I should have listened to when she told me to marry that nice Larry. He's a doctor!

Okay, okay.

/end threadjack

...

us12.memecdn.com

darkmayo		2012-05-30 12:47:41 PM

She ate her peas one at a time.

Onkel Buck		2012-05-30 12:47:42 PM

Dynascape: basemetal: Stinky cooch is not what I'd consider a silly reason to stop seeing someone.

Dude.. in my young days... there was an incident where I literally sat on the bed dry heaving until Im like "This wont work.. you should probably leave".

Check out the song You Stink by the band Mucky Pup.

The One True TheDavid		2012-05-30 12:49:18 PM

abhorrent1:

5 You don't earn enough money for the lifestyle I want to have

Then how about you make more money you shallow coont.

My first wife went off with her boss, an optician, who bought her a car as a "coming on board" present. A used Chevette. Two days after our last argument. Which was over my lack of sufficient income to suit her.

During that conversation I suggested, intending to get us over that obstacle, that she become an "escort" because, among other things, as hot as she was and as well as she blew she'd never have to "date" anyone she wouldn't do for free.

When she accused me of wanting to pimp her out I told her that was the wrong idea: she could keep all her money and spend it however she wanted, it's just that that's much easier for both of us than expecting me to make enough to satisfy her.

Given that I was the first non-rich guy she'd dated since her junior year in high school and that she'd been spreading herself a little thin ever since -- and bragged that before me she'd never paid her own way for anything -- I didn't see how that would be a major sacrifice on her part; because she told me that on our first date and I didn't hold it against her it wouldn't be a big deal for me either. And we'd never have to argue again about how much money I didn't make.

The guy she ditched me for was chubby, balding, arrogant, stupid, 40-something and had had only three women in his whole life (or so he "bragged"). She was 24. I was 19, slender, not too ugly, and had quit dating around to concentrate on her.

I still don't get it. Could someone please explain?

But anyway. I've only had sex with one chick who smelled bad "down there" and we were teenagers then. Where do you guys dredge these creatures up?

HallsOfMandos		2012-05-30 12:50:33 PM

SundaesChild: His favorite band was Skinny Puppy, he was a frat boy, and the first and only time we had sex he prematurely ejaculated and that was it for that guy.

A frat boy that listens to Skinny Puppy? Does not compute. Although I guess to be fair, I don't look like the stereotypical industrial music fan either and Skinny Puppy is one of my favorite bands (Live album next month!!).

The One True TheDavid		2012-05-30 12:50:53 PM

AngryWhiteMale: LlamaGirl: But... hairy is hot...

In the right places, yes.
Nipples, no.
Sorry.

So leave all the Jews, Italians and Greeks to me then.

ihatedumbpeople		2012-05-30 12:51:26 PM

ajt167: ihatedumbpeople: when I was dating and thought I knew it all, I split with a girl because she got 'way' too uh..moist....during the act. to a point where it actually became a distraction. oddly enough, today that would be right up my alley.

my payback? my wife is a prude and sucks in bed.

/payback is a beyyotch.

Wow dude, that's like breaking up with a girl because she has too good of control of her gag reflex and is too flexible.

tell me about it. tellyouwhut, the ihatedumbpeople today would be all over it. Apparently I was completely retarded 15 years ago.

Strategeryz0r		2012-05-30 12:51:31 PM

URAPNIS: My friends would always talk about how horrible a dead lay is.
I always figured it would be nice to just get laid....until it happened to me.
She didn't move, at all.
The second time we humped, we were on her couch. I fell asleep mid-hump.

Simple solution: If she's going to be a dead lay, then stick your shiat wherever you'd like. If she's just going to lay there, then she wont say no to the back door!

gamergirl23		2012-05-30 12:51:45 PM

Lsherm: I did break up with a girl at dinner once because she was being so rude to the waitress. We'd only been dating a few weeks.

That's not a silly reason. That's a symptom of a larger problem.

ungaio		2012-05-30 12:52:32 PM

Turning down a motorcycle ride and a picnic to instead watch "Everybody's Baby: The Rescue of Jessica McClure."

It was an easy decision to drop that one.

Zoomaster		2012-05-30 12:52:59 PM

My wife didn't like her.

/had to have been said by now but I just skimmed through the comments

CygnusDarius		2012-05-30 12:53:28 PM

I'm a pompous jerk that is insecure about himself and I'm afraid to hurt someone.

Also I suck at dating.

ihatedumbpeople		2012-05-30 12:53:54 PM

lennavan: ajt167: ihatedumbpeople: when I was dating and thought I knew it all, I split with a girl because she got 'way' too uh..moist....during the act. to a point where it actually became a distraction. oddly enough, today that would be right up my alley.

my payback? my wife is a prude and sucks in bed.

/payback is a beyyotch.

Wow dude, that's like breaking up with a girl because she has too good of control of her gag reflex and is too flexible.

Er, no too much and you start to lose some sensation. Try slopping on all sorts of lube next time you have sex and compare it to a reasonable amount and/or none.

yeah, that's basically how it was...SOOO much...didn't mind the mess afterwards, but it was like pumping a hole in a watermelon. splat splat splat splat. couldn't feel much. (insert small wiener joke here...)

/though, being married to a total shrew makes me yearn for those days of daily sheet washings in the apartment laundry room

Strategeryz0r		2012-05-30 12:54:11 PM

ihatedumbpeople: ajt167: ihatedumbpeople: when I was dating and thought I knew it all, I split with a girl because she got 'way' too uh..moist....during the act. to a point where it actually became a distraction. oddly enough, today that would be right up my alley.

my payback? my wife is a prude and sucks in bed.

/payback is a beyyotch.

Wow dude, that's like breaking up with a girl because she has too good of control of her gag reflex and is too flexible.

tell me about it. tellyouwhut, the ihatedumbpeople today would be all over it. Apparently I was completely retarded 15 years ago.

My wife gets so.. uh. Moist that she feels compelled to cover the bed/floor/wherever with towels before starting. One time the bed was still wet the next day from her.

Daddy like.

Also she just demonstrated, after we've been together for THREE YEARS, that she can put both her feet behind her head. The fact she waited THREE YEARS to tell me this I feel is grounds for separation...... that's just.

That's like me withholding a no limit credit card. Just wrong.

strapp3r		2012-05-30 12:54:47 PM

her p3n!$ was bigger than mine

Tergiversada		2012-05-30 12:54:48 PM

ungaio: Turning down a motorcycle ride and a picnic to instead watch "Everybody's Baby: The Rescue of Jessica McClure."

It was an easy decision to drop that one.

Good move on your part.

The One True TheDavid		2012-05-30 12:54:57 PM

bow:

I broke up with a girl once because she wouldn't stop touching me. We were at Disney World in the summer. Don't touch me.

Please send her here. One good thing about my first ex-wife is that she liked to blow me where we might easily get caught. And she didn't mind being watched as long as they were quiet and kept a respectful distance.

But not at Disney World. I've never been there and never would, not even for a hot BJ from a hot babe who paid me for it.

497.5 Feet of Rope		2012-05-30 12:55:27 PM

buntz: She smelled like soup

s15.postimage.org

What does that mean?

bim1154		2012-05-30 12:56:21 PM

gamergirl23: Lsherm: I did break up with a girl at dinner once because she was being so rude to the waitress. We'd only been dating a few weeks.

That's not a silly reason. That's a symptom of a larger problem.

I have a sister in law that is like that. Goes out of her way to be rude to waitresses. I told my wife years ago I won't go to family outings with her any longer and haven't.

The One True TheDavid		2012-05-30 12:56:25 PM

honeygrl:

hahaha ONE DAY I'LL FIND THE PERFECT PENIS!

I'm not busy this week.

CygnusDarius		2012-05-30 12:58:28 PM

honeygrl: Raug the Dwarf: This Penis is toooo small.

This penis is tooo big.

This penis is just right.

hahaha ONE DAY I'LL FIND THE PERFECT PENIS!

Sorry, my thesis presentation is next week, so I need to work.

I Mash Grains		2012-05-30 12:59:48 PM

honeygrl:

1 for a teeny weenie that would never please any girl
1 because his penis was actually too big and I could never enjoy the sex

Is your name Goldiebox?

rubi_con_man		2012-05-30 01:00:04 PM

gunsmack: It's not a pedobear thing. If you went out to eat, took a bite of your steak and found a hair in your mouth, would you wanna eat there again?

THIS.

You want head? Fine. Here's the razor.

lennavan		2012-05-30 01:00:14 PM

Strategeryz0r: ihatedumbpeople: ajt167: ihatedumbpeople: when I was dating and thought I knew it all, I split with a girl because she got 'way' too uh..moist....during the act. to a point where it actually became a distraction. oddly enough, today that would be right up my alley.

my payback? my wife is a prude and sucks in bed.

/payback is a beyyotch.

Wow dude, that's like breaking up with a girl because she has too good of control of her gag reflex and is too flexible.

tell me about it. tellyouwhut, the ihatedumbpeople today would be all over it. Apparently I was completely retarded 15 years ago.

My wife gets so.. uh. Moist that she feels compelled to cover the bed/floor/wherever with towels before starting. One time the bed was still wet the next day from her.

Daddy like.

Also she just demonstrated, after we've been together for THREE YEARS, that she can put both her feet behind her head. The fact she waited THREE YEARS to tell me this I feel is grounds for separation...... that's just.

That's like me withholding a no limit credit card. Just wrong.

I don't understand how you can be mad? Three years wasted sure but you've still got the rest of your life ahead of you. That's like you withholding the fact that you have millions of dollars in an account for three years. I mean, when you drop the surprise, she can either be pissed and divorce you or be farking elated and go on a shopping spree.

I suggest the shopping spree.

buntz		2012-05-30 01:01:20 PM

497.5 Feet of Rope: What does that mean?

THANK you! Finally!!

/Head! Pants! NOW!

Mog32Kupo		2012-05-30 01:02:17 PM

SUPER LONG CSB BREAKUP STORY INCOMING!

My latest reason to dump a lady was hypocrisy (or hypocrazy, if you will). She worked at a bar, which we all liked, and one day when I was hanging out with my friends, she just stopped talking completely to me. After a bit of coaxing about wtf I did, it turned out she was pissed I was talking to my buddy's girlfriend. She didn't know this, so I let it go...should of noted it though.
Fast forward a couple weeks, she learns that I regularly have a (female) friend over to just hang out. Many moons before I ever knew my girlfriend, this girl and I had a 'talk' and she gave me the 'well, I'm just not interested in you' and I let it be. I don't harbor any ill-will or am waiting for my day to strike or anything, I just like her company as I would a male friend. I've also come to the conclusion:
Only once both parties have dropped any idea of 'getting together' can a man and woman be friends.
Back to CSB:
So Girlfriend FREAKS out on me about this girl, I try to resolve the situation as best as possible. Tell her there is nothing, explain in detail what our hangouts include (lots of cartoons and herbal refreshment), and offer her to hang out with us so she can meet this girl. Girlfriend doesn't buy a word of it, and holds it over me for the next couple weeks.
Then she finally moves out of her parents place (we're only 26 at the time) into a studio apt, as a good boyfriend, I offer to help. She declines, says it's covered and fine, so I think nothing of it. Then pictures came out that 'The Dude' had helped her out.
Now The Dude is a good guy, he was a friend of hers for a very long time and a mutual friend of many of our mutual friends, so he was not a threat. Well, one night, he gets politely plastered and confessed his love to my girlfriend. It was in that 'WHY WASN'T IT ME?!' kind of way, where his drunkenness just played against him. Again, didn't take this too badly at the time because he was a good guy.
But after The Dude helps the Girlfriend out to move, and I start noticing her kinda stringing him along, I was over it. I didn't want to be with a chick who wanted her cake, eat it to, and make damn sure that I stay in line with what she wants, without listening to any of my side of an argument.

If you got through the entire CSB, I congratulate you. I wrote this and it was cathartic for me, seeing it happened earlier this year and really haven't put words to it. Been avoiding the subject for a couple months.

/she is still trying to 'meet up for a beer'
//means 1 of 2 things: the 'I started seeing someone else talk' or 'One last ride, please'

The One True TheDavid		2012-05-30 01:02:28 PM

honeygrl: Raug the Dwarf: This Penis is toooo small.

This penis is tooo big.

This penis is just right.

hahaha ONE DAY I'LL FIND THE PERFECT PENIS!

By the way, nice Wish List.

GOB		2012-05-30 01:02:46 PM

WienerButt: I met a hot girl at work who I started dating. I was 20 and she was 26. She immediately wanted to get in the sack but sucked so bad I faked it every time except once and eventually just broke it off. Her gyrations were out of sync and I just couldn't enjoy it. She was pretty and sweet but I was young and didn't care.

I feel bad for people who are waiting til marriage and expect everything to be normal.

I had to click on your profile to check if you were a woman. Her gyrations were off? Wtf take control man.

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