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2012-05-30 11:43:29 AM

iamrex: basemetal: Dynascape: basemetal: Stinky cooch is not what I'd consider a silly reason to stop seeing someone.

Dude.. in my young days... there was an incident where I literally sat on the bed dry heaving until Im like "This wont work.. you should probably leave".

The sniff test can still be hazardous to your health.

/and psyche

Jesu cristo, what kind of girl has a cooch so stinky you heave? And why are you taking this kind of girl home with you?


I dated a girl once that was damned hot, but I couldn't get it washed off my hand for two days. TWO DAYS!

/yeah, after the sniff test, I didn't try to take it further
 
2012-05-30 11:44:05 AM
dragon breath
 
2012-05-30 11:44:13 AM

AtticusFinchEsq: Wax that shiat, woman.


Waxing is expensive and I don't like having some person all up in my junk. I keep it neat, not perpetually childlike.
 
2012-05-30 11:44:37 AM
There are no silly reasons to break up. If you are put off of someone because of a little thing that you find offputting, this is your subconscious telling you that this is not the one for you. Listen to it, or be miserable later.
 
2012-05-30 11:44:57 AM
1 for breathing too loudly
1 for a teeny weenie that would never please any girl
1 because his laugh annoyed me
1 because his penis was actually too big and I could never enjoy the sex


Think that's the only ones I had minor reasons for not seeing again. I never got super close to any of them though. Well, the last one I got a little close to but we're still friends.
 
2012-05-30 11:45:25 AM
Seriously though, no ass to mouth? Tell your story walking, b*tch.
 
2012-05-30 11:45:28 AM
She smelled like soup
 
2012-05-30 11:45:48 AM

BusketsMcBride: And seriously, this is # 2?

2 Our dietary habits differ too much 12%

You b*tches be crazy.


That bumper sticker is right. Vegetarians taste better.
 
2012-05-30 11:46:24 AM

basemetal: I dated a girl once that was damned hot, but I couldn't get it washed off my hand for two days. TWO DAYS!

/yeah, after the sniff test, I didn't try to take it further


yyyyyyuuuuuuuuuucccckk. I've been a female all my life and I can tell you that I know when my - ahem - is a little funky. You know what I do? I bathe. It's not rocket science.
 
2012-05-30 11:47:24 AM

TrancePI: basemetal: Dynascape: basemetal: Stinky cooch is not what I'd consider a silly reason to stop seeing someone.

Dude.. in my young days... there was an incident where I literally sat on the bed dry heaving until Im like "This wont work.. you should probably leave".

The sniff test can still be hazardous to your health.

/and psyche

Hey basemetal, this girl I am kinda dating. Halitosis. She is going to the dentist next week, but how in the world do you deal with it dude?


After a cleaning, and after brushing the tongue (if you aren't gagging, you aren't going far enough back) regularly, or really good oral hygiene recommendations are not working, it's time to look at acid reflux, or sinus troubles, or some other source.

/make her drink Listerine enough to get drunk before you fark her?
 
2012-05-30 11:47:47 AM
5 You don't earn enough money for the lifestyle I want to have

Then how about you make more money you shallow coont.
 
2012-05-30 11:47:49 AM
Restraining order.
 
2012-05-30 11:48:06 AM

LlamaGirl: But... hairy is hot...


In the right places, yes.
Nipples, no.
Sorry.
 
2012-05-30 11:48:06 AM
She left me a message in her backwoods twang that said " Hey, Urapnis. Just wondering what you was up to."
Never talked to her again.
 
bow [TotalFark]
2012-05-30 11:48:10 AM
I broke up with a girl once because she wouldn't stop touching me. We were at Disney World in the summer. Don't touch me.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-05-30 11:48:16 AM
TEAM HAIRY CHEST
 
2012-05-30 11:48:54 AM
A guy showed up for our first date wearing skinny jeans.

/it was also our last date
 
2012-05-30 11:49:30 AM

gunsmack: oldfarthenry: What constitutes "Too hairy" these days? A 5 o'clock pube shadow?

/silly pre-pubesence-obsessed youth

It's not a pedobear thing. If you went out to eat, took a bite of your steak and found a hair in your mouth, would you wanna eat there again?


Put another way, if you want me to find the source of the Nile, I'd rather not have to spend most of my expedition navigating around the foliage instead of hacking it down.
 
2012-05-30 11:49:34 AM

bow: I broke up with a girl once because she wouldn't stop touching me. We were at Disney World in the summer. Don't touch me.


Are you sure you didn't dump her because she had a vagina?
 
2012-05-30 11:49:38 AM

bow: I broke up with a girl once because she wouldn't stop touching me. We were at Disney World in the summer. Don't touch me.


Don't lie. You broke up with her because she's a girl.
 
2012-05-30 11:49:39 AM

twobux: I wanted to take my gf to a fancy Italian restaurant, expecting to drop at least $100 on the night. She really wanted to go to Golden Corral because she had a birthday coupon.
Broke up about 24 hours later.


Is she still available?
 
2012-05-30 11:49:57 AM
She seemed normal, then about a week into the relationship she started hitting me up with feminist propaganda.
I was out of there faster than you could say "false rape accusation".
 
2012-05-30 11:50:14 AM
dammit, 4 seconds!
 
2012-05-30 11:50:14 AM

honeygrl: 1 for breathing too loudly
1 for a teeny weenie that would never please any girl
1 because his laugh annoyed me
1 because his penis was actually too big and I could never enjoy the sex


Think that's the only ones I had minor reasons for not seeing again. I never got super close to any of them though. Well, the last one I got a little close to but we're still friends.



nicolehumphrey.net

This Penis is toooo small.

This penis is tooo big.

This penis is just right.
 
2012-05-30 11:50:22 AM
Oh I also went on a date with a guy who managed to say the word "titties" at least 50 times throughout the date. There was not a second date.
 
2012-05-30 11:50:27 AM

buntz: She smelled like soup


Hi buntz!
 
2012-05-30 11:50:50 AM
She beat me with an oar.

/And that's how I explain my PTSD in six words.
 
2012-05-30 11:51:05 AM

Raug the Dwarf: This Penis is toooo small.

This penis is tooo big.

This penis is just right.


hahaha ONE DAY I'LL FIND THE PERFECT PENIS!
 
2012-05-30 11:51:05 AM
War crimes.
 
2012-05-30 11:51:06 AM

honeygrl: bow: I broke up with a girl once because she wouldn't stop touching me. We were at Disney World in the summer. Don't touch me.

Are you sure you didn't dump her because she had a vagina?


Some of us without attachment issues don't feel the need to constantly hang on someone else in public.
 
2012-05-30 11:51:32 AM

TrancePI: Iv'e stopped for the following:

1) Had hair on her nipples and wouldnt let me pluck, shave or nibble it off

2) Halitosis

3) Back pimples

4) the smell after sex.

5) little brother got more attention and affection than me (creeped me out mentally)


how old were you that her brother was hanging around? 16?
 
2012-05-30 11:51:38 AM

gunsmack: If you went out to eat, took a bite of your steak and found a hair in your mouth, would you wanna eat there again?


If the steak was a vagina and the hair was a pubic hair from the same woman then yes I'd eat there again.

Surprise: pussy was already incredible before the whole "Brazilian" thing took off. Not to say that a woman that shaves/waxes her pubes would get rebuked by me but I've never had a problem with women having pubic hair.

twobux: I wanted to take my gf to a fancy Italian restaurant, expecting to drop at least $100 on the night. She really wanted to go to Golden Corral because she had a birthday coupon.
Broke up about 24 hours later.


That's pretty reasonable. She'd be frustrated by your expensive tastes, and you'd be frustrated by her simple ones. No need to start a relationship with someone with whom you already have major differences.

Of course, Golden Corral girl sounds like the type that won't f*ck your credit up, so there is that.
 
2012-05-30 11:51:41 AM
Having to explain that the computer -- without exception -- is always doing exactly what you told it to do. That it isn't doing what you want, that you have no idea how to tell it to do what you want, or even know what you want, are separate issues.
 
2012-05-30 11:51:45 AM
Im married now but sooo ready to divorce my wife due to her constant scraping of her fork on her teeth when she eats. Wtf!? Why can't you get that shiat under control? No matter how many times I point it out, that farking fork just can't miss those chicklets..it's all I hear when we eat and it's gotten to the point where sometimes I just make up an excuse and leave.
 
2012-05-30 11:51:50 AM

honeygrl: Oh I also went on a date with a guy who managed to say the word "titties" at least 50 times throughout the date. There was not a second date.


So did you actively count how many times he said it or did you have one of those clicker-things they use at amusement parks to count people entering?
 
Skr
2012-05-30 11:51:53 AM
Broke up with someone once for being invisible. Obviously I couldn't see them anymore.
 
2012-05-30 11:51:55 AM

PrivateCaboose: AtticusFinchEsq: Wax that shiat, woman.

Waxing is expensive and I don't like having some person all up in my junk. I keep it neat, not perpetually childlike.


You have the correct username, apparently.
 
2012-05-30 11:52:08 AM
Because during sexy time she made noises that sounded like a fat man taking a taco bell shiat.
 
2012-05-30 11:52:22 AM

buntz: She smelled like soup


BUNTZ!!
 
2012-05-30 11:52:33 AM
when I was dating and thought I knew it all, I split with a girl because she got 'way' too uh..moist....during the act. to a point where it actually became a distraction. oddly enough, today that would be right up my alley.

my payback? my wife is a prude and sucks in bed.

/payback is a beyyotch.
 
2012-05-30 11:52:46 AM

basemetal: After a cleaning, and after brushing the tongue (if you aren't gagging, you aren't going far enough back) regularly, or really good oral hygiene recommendations are not working, it's time to look at acid reflux, or sinus troubles, or some other source.

/make her drink Listerine enough to get drunk before you fark her?


Eh, I am the one that drank a shiat-ton of Mojitos and Tequila to get over it. Luckily, at the same time it caused me to inform her its a f*cking problem that needs to be fixed, and she made the appt today.

/hooray drunken honesty!

Lastly, why arent any of you females telling us whats up with the stinhky vag's in this thread? We need to know.
 
2012-05-30 11:52:46 AM

honeygrl: Oh I also went on a date with a guy who managed to say the word "titties" at least 50 times throughout the date. There was not a second date.


I would like to cover your titties with jizzum with my average cock while I laugh like the Joker. Would we be a good match?

titties.
 
2012-05-30 11:52:48 AM

Ponzholio: honeygrl: Oh I also went on a date with a guy who managed to say the word "titties" at least 50 times throughout the date. There was not a second date.

So did you actively count how many times he said it or did you have one of those clicker-things they use at amusement parks to count people entering?


There's an app for that.
 
2012-05-30 11:53:10 AM

lennavan: honeygrl: bow: I broke up with a girl once because she wouldn't stop touching me. We were at Disney World in the summer. Don't touch me.

Are you sure you didn't dump her because she had a vagina?

Some of us without attachment issues don't feel the need to constantly hang on someone else in public.


If you'll check out hotboys profile, you'll see why I made that comment.
 
2012-05-30 11:53:29 AM
I got tired of sleeping with her.
 
2012-05-30 11:53:34 AM
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2012-05-30 11:53:35 AM
Damn. Blocked by Websense!
 
2012-05-30 11:54:03 AM

Ponzholio: honeygrl: Oh I also went on a date with a guy who managed to say the word "titties" at least 50 times throughout the date. There was not a second date.

So did you actively count how many times he said it or did you have one of those clicker-things they use at amusement parks to count people entering?


I guesstimated. Seriuosly.. he said it in nearly every other sentence and never shut up.
 
2012-05-30 11:54:23 AM

twobux: I wanted to take my gf to a fancy Italian restaurant, expecting to drop at least $100 on the night. She really wanted to go to Golden Corral because she had a birthday coupon.
Broke up about 24 hours later.


So? Not everyone needs to go to an overpriced, snobby restaurant to eat. I would have though that was cool.
 
2012-05-30 11:54:29 AM

twobux: I wanted to take my gf to a fancy Italian restaurant, expecting to drop at least $100 on the night. She really wanted to go to Golden Corral because she had a birthday coupon.
Broke up about 24 hours later.


You're kidding right? Low maintenance girl that wants you to save you a few bucks, and likely realizes it's more important to spend her birthday with someone she cares about rather than put a dent in your bank account?

Pass her this way please.
 
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