Ryan Seacrest?

Man, that's going to be a seriously lame first night together.

"She also said it's made it difficult for her to keep a steady boyfriend."

At 29? Gee, ya think?

Tanning Mom?

exick: // If you're gonna wear a beard, wear one that isn't so manly looking

So much THIS.

I had Skip Bayless in the office pool.

Had him other places, too, but that's a different conversation.

Please by Lindsay Lohan. Please by Lindsay Lohan. Please by Lindsay Lohan.

*clicks*

shoot.

they're a match made in Heaven

Mark Sanchez?

/just kidding
//only one of them is gay.
///the other is just really good at marketing his Christianity

What a waste of celebrity. He could be not nailing much hotter.

Damn, Harry Belafonte ain't too bad in drag.

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: There's nothing more wasteful to the human race as a whole than a beautiful woman "saving herself for marriage".

as the poet-philosopher said, 'chaste makes waste.'

Persnickety: Please by Lindsay Lohan. Please by Lindsay Lohan. Please by Lindsay Lohan.

*clicks*

shoot.

by?.....or bi?

\yes, I went there

Shostie: Is it Jesus? I bet it's Jesus.


I lol'd.

You mean this thread?

"NFL locker rooms could be more than ready to not only accept, but embrace homosexual teammates"

Loud_Mouth_Soup: Damn, Harry Belafonte ain't too bad in drag.

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nice

Palmela Handerson and her twin sister Lefty,

Well the sex tape of their wedding night would be worth it just for the comedy gold it would supply.

I thought it was Taylor Swift.

Hey guys, don't hate! On his wedding night, Tebow's going to get the magical gift of a wife who has no clue how her pussy works.

Submitter here. I guess no one noticed yet but they aren't together...In trying to self assess myself and determine how I could fark that one up so bad I've come up with:

A) the reason I wrote that headline is because I truly think they are together and that she is the secret GF

B) I was trolling and it made for a better draw

C) I submitted the other thread about Lolo jones and wanted the glory

D) I was waiting at the drug store for my prescription and reading on the phone. I didn't finish really reading TFA because my "publikenemy prescription is ready" came over the speaker and I prematurely submifarkullated..

Ya, answer is combo of C and D

clicked article...saw Lolo...instantly thought of this old chestnut
Link

FTFA: Jets center Nick Mangold has made it his goal to set up the two world-class athletes

World class? Athlete? An american football player? Yeah, him and the Scottsh Womens' Curling team.

Ok, so who is it? Lolo Jones says it's not her.

You know what? Nevermind, I don't really give a fark.

They sound perfect for each other.

Can they both possibly get AIDS and die ?

Is it Grables Daughter?

an oldie, but...

So because 2 people haven't had sex they are now prefect for each other?

Holy people are farking stupid Batman.

/"Hey look at those 2 people, they're both white/black/asian/etc. They must be PERFECT for each other!"

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TIMmmmmbERRR!
*huah!*
TIMmmmmbERRR!
*huah!*
Lord dat timber gotta roll-ooollll-ooolll...

/yes I have 'Best of Harry Belafonte' on my Coby, why do you ask?

I'm guessing any of the ESPN staff that didn't actually play football? Excluding the women that is.

I bet he has a lot of girlfriends, and they go out on the weekends and drink appletinis and talk about the men that done them wrong.

Shorty got lo lo lo lo lo lo lo.

Is it the virgin, Connie Swail?

/TGIF!

good for lolo that she has values and doesnt sleep around. good for her that she puts religon first.
shes very cute. i would date her in a sec.

So a ditzy virgin is going to marry the gay man of her dreams. It's like a fairy tale.

There are ways to go about intercourse that don't involve anyone losing their virginity.