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(CBC)   Hand, foot and now a partial body in Montreal. Could this be the work of separatists?   (cbc.ca) divider line 72
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2012-05-30 12:22:26 PM
Lulz. +1 on headline, subby.
 
2012-05-30 01:00:51 PM
My response came out as a cross between a snort and a chuckle.

A snorckle?

/name probably already taken by Pokemon.
 
2012-05-30 01:09:50 PM
I'm so happy. This just might be the best headline I've ever written.
 
2012-05-30 01:15:07 PM
It's the Zehta cartel.
 
2012-05-30 01:15:43 PM

HenryFnord: I'm so happy. This just might be the best headline I've ever written.


Came in to show my appreciation.
 
2012-05-30 01:15:57 PM

HenryFnord: I'm so happy. This just might be the best headline I've ever written.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-30 01:16:09 PM
Nice.
 
2012-05-30 01:16:56 PM
Yep. And their political arm is the Chopping Bloc Quebecois.
 
2012-05-30 01:17:07 PM
Well done subby
 
2012-05-30 01:17:52 PM
Great headline!
 
2012-05-30 01:18:40 PM
Submitted with a better headline yesterday, shot down faster than asking for a date in high school
 
2012-05-30 01:19:29 PM
Repeat tag?
 
2012-05-30 01:21:14 PM
When did we get a repeat tag?

And should it be re-feet?
 
2012-05-30 01:22:23 PM
I saw this one. It's the rapist Ducky helped convict that everyone thinks is dead.

/sweat the brother. He folds easily.
 
2012-05-30 01:23:02 PM
Separatists responsible for separatits?
 
2012-05-30 01:24:28 PM
Headline definitely beats my 'Canadian mailing himself piece by piece to avoid being molested by the TSA' one.

+1
 
2012-05-30 01:25:30 PM
Apart hide
 
2012-05-30 01:25:31 PM
Wasn't the hand and foot found in Ottawa and not in Quebec/Montreal.
 
2012-05-30 01:25:50 PM
bermudaradical.files.wordpress.com
Je vois ce que tu as fait là, Subby... (Comment dit-on Subby en français?)

/oui, je sais que "Lasagna" n'est pas séparatiste comme le FLQ, mais...
 
2012-05-30 01:25:54 PM
www.infinitydish.com

/Wanted For Questioning
 
2012-05-30 01:26:47 PM
Subby, you magnificent bastard. I stand in awe.
 
2012-05-30 01:27:20 PM
It's the work of an independent body.
 
2012-05-30 01:27:25 PM
I bet the vic's eyes were Blue (like Kurt Cobain's).

//I'll leave the punchline for someone else, 'cause I'm nice that way
 
2012-05-30 01:28:07 PM
Has anyone checked on the status of the Italian Prime Minister?
 
2012-05-30 01:28:14 PM
CBCNews: Montreal authorities aren't releasing any details about the age or gender of the body, but say it's too soon to tell whether the torso belongs to a man or a woman.

...as in, "too early to disclose whether..."

or

..."too soon to discern whether..."

Because if it's the latter, I've got a big tip for those mounties.
 
2012-05-30 01:30:28 PM
They can't get their agenda accomplished the normal way so they are using that old socialist tactic of incrementalism!

/I welcome your scores eh
 
2012-05-30 01:31:52 PM
+1 on the headline, but what does a repeat tag mean?

/Follow Up tag more appropriate
 
2012-05-30 01:33:41 PM

Brakefornobody: I saw this one. It's the rapist Ducky helped convict that everyone thinks is dead.

/sweat the brother. He folds easily.


I remember that one. If you've faked a death and want to make people disappear make them disappear. Don't send them to the coroner you dislike, send 50 pizzas to him with a card saying "I welcome your accelerated demise" instead.
 
2012-05-30 01:35:39 PM

msirois: Wasn't the hand and foot found in Ottawa and not in Quebec/Montreal.


Yeah, the hand and foot were found in Ottawa, but they were mailed there, so could have originated from anywhere.

Regardless, nice headline, subby. You've made this Montrealer chuckle.

/"Vois-tu ce qui se passe, Donny, lorsque tu votes pour le NPD au lieu du Bloc?"
//"C'est ça qui se passe!!"
///"C'est ça qui se passe, Donny!!!!"
 
2012-05-30 01:36:45 PM
Agreed on awesomeness of headline. Had me cracking up.
 
2012-05-30 01:37:53 PM

CAADbury: CBCNews: Montreal authorities aren't releasing any details about the age or gender of the body, but say it's too soon to tell whether the torso belongs to a man or a woman.

...as in, "too early to disclose whether..."

or

..."too soon to discern whether..."

Because if it's the latter, I've got a big tip for those mounties.


If they cut off...never mind.
 
2012-05-30 01:38:44 PM

trapped-in-CH: Yep. And their political arm is the Chopping Bloc Quebecois.


img40.imageshack.us

Bloc Heads?
 
2012-05-30 01:39:17 PM
Napoleon Bone -Apart wanted for questioning
 
2012-05-30 01:39:52 PM
Very nice torso/foot line, head hasn't been found yet.
 
2012-05-30 01:42:45 PM
Wow, just got back from a long weekend in Montreal. Glad I wasn't watching the local news!
 
2012-05-30 01:43:42 PM
They're really going out on a limb to get their point across.
 
2012-05-30 01:45:31 PM
encrypted-tbn2.google.com
 
2012-05-30 01:45:46 PM

fat boy: Napoleon Bone -Apart wanted for questioning


Ya know what happens when you toss a grenade at that guy? Napoleon Blownapart.

If he's in the kitchen when you throw the grenade at him, you get Linoleum Blownapart.
 
2012-05-30 01:50:58 PM

Slives: My response came out as a cross between a snort and a chuckle.

A snorckle?

/name probably already taken by Pokemon.


HenryFnord: I'm so happy. This just might be the best headline I've ever written.


Might as well shut this thing off. We have found the best headline imaginable.
 
2012-05-30 01:51:44 PM

Slives: My response came out as a cross between a snort and a chuckle.

A snorckle?

/name probably already taken by Pokemon.


Actually, already taken by the U-bootwaffe:

upload.wikimedia.org

U-3008 with its schnorkel raised.
 
2012-05-30 01:56:03 PM

HenryFnord: I'm so happy. This just might be the best headline I've ever written.


media.funlol.com
 
2012-05-30 02:01:10 PM
Maybe they are trying to resurrect a really old comic book character?
www.rci.rutgers.edu
 
2012-05-30 02:03:02 PM

Loud_Mouth_Soup: Submitted with a better headline yesterday


I doubt that.
 
2012-05-30 02:06:08 PM
Someone took the Harper Government cuts a bit too literally
 
2012-05-30 02:07:00 PM
What's with the repeat tag, and more importantly
why does it exist? It was my understanding that repeats
were frowned upon
 
2012-05-30 02:21:32 PM
report now saying YES the Ottawa hand and foot were from the Torso in Montreal
 
2012-05-30 02:21:37 PM

HenryFnord: I'm so happy. This just might be the best headline I've ever written.


*slowclap*
 
2012-05-30 02:27:08 PM
So I guess Karla Homolka is dating someone new, then?
 
2012-05-30 02:28:48 PM
I'll be sure to vote for this once the HOTY contest rolls around.
 
2012-05-30 02:48:00 PM

MrBonestripper: So I guess Karla Homolka is dating someone new, then?


Oh wow, I came to give subby a +1, but this one's for you.
 
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