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2012-05-30 12:12:34 PM
No. Trained by a ferret.

Ferrets are master thieves.

They are small, furry kender.
 
2012-05-30 02:59:18 PM
Over in hey give that back!
 
2012-05-30 03:07:16 PM
Bonus video in related links: Cute redhead jumps with goats
 
2012-05-30 03:16:00 PM
Crazy farkin dog. He stole a CATCUS.

/Wif his mouf
 
2012-05-30 03:26:28 PM
I love the part where the dog gets caught.

His reaction is priceless.
 
2012-05-30 03:28:43 PM

Lor M. Ipsum: Bonus video in related links: Cute redhead jumps with goats


You're not the only one who got turned on by those lambs.

Btw, those were LAMBS, not goats.

Please refer to your encyclopedia of mammals.
 
2012-05-30 03:30:04 PM
Who the hell names their dog cantaloupe?
 
2012-05-30 03:37:02 PM
Tell the dude to hide his lube next time.
 
2012-05-30 03:37:27 PM
Take that thing to the dog park and wear it out. Then leave only one thing on your desk, coated in hot pepper or lemon juice. Problem solved.
 
2012-05-30 03:40:48 PM

chopit: Take that thing to the dog park and wear it out. Then leave only one thing on your desk, coated in hot pepper or lemon juice. Problem solved.


Based on the whippets I've known, the owner would be worn out first. And Bitter Apple spray didn't stop them, I don't see why hot pepper would.

Seriously, they're hyper little nutcases.
 
pk
2012-05-30 03:51:45 PM
Same redhead sleeps with a camel..
Link
 
2012-05-30 03:52:44 PM
Fill the peanut can with chocolate. I hear rats like that
 
2012-05-30 03:54:14 PM

Nezorf: Who the hell names their dog cantaloupe?


this
 
2012-05-30 04:38:36 PM

Lor M. Ipsum: Bonus video in related links: Cute redhead jumps with goats


That's the crazy camel lady, probably in mid 30s, who became "famous" a while back for her vid Girl vs. Camel (in race!)
 
2012-05-30 05:20:41 PM

Nezorf: Who the hell names their dog cantaloupe?


The same kind of person that gets a breed like a greyhound as a pet.

Some dog breeds are not well suited to cohabitation with humans.
 
2012-05-30 05:47:21 PM

LesserEvil: Nezorf: Who the hell names their dog cantaloupe?

The same kind of person that gets a breed like a greyhound as a pet.

Some dog breeds are not well suited to cohabitation with humans.


Whippet. Greyhounds are actually pretty awesome and calm and easy-going. Until they see something that has to be chased. Whippets, despite what that wikipedia entry claims, are (in my experience) high strung and bouncy. Like elongated terriers.
 
2012-05-30 06:01:55 PM

HairBolus: That's the crazy camel lady, probably in mid 30s, who became "famous" a while back for her vid Girl vs. Camel (in race!)


That's the crazy camel YOUNG lady who looks just fine to me.
 
2012-05-30 06:14:56 PM

HairBolus: Lor M. Ipsum: Bonus video in related links: Cute redhead jumps with goats

That's the crazy camel lady, probably in mid 30s, who became "famous" a while back for her vid Girl vs. Camel (in race!)


Do they have special olympics for camels cause if there is we need a poster. That is some crazy running camel. Almost as if it's toes hurt.
 
2012-05-30 07:04:05 PM

chopit: Take that thing to the dog park and wear it out. Then leave only one thing on your desk, coated in hot pepper or lemon juice. Problem solved.



The dog grabbed a farking cactus and took off. You think some hot or sour stuff is going to stop it?
 
2012-05-30 07:11:08 PM

fatbear: Crazy farkin dog. He stole a CATCUS.

/Wif his mouf


When I was young, my mom kept a small cactus on the ledge of our dining room window. We also had an Akita that liked to get into everything (particularly socks). And when the dog was about a year old, I remember my mom laughing at something and calling me into the dining room. She pointed to a very small divit in the otherwise undisturbed cactus - clearly an exploratory nibble. The dog never showed any signs of distress, but evidently decided the cactus wasn't worth a second taste.
 
2012-05-30 07:51:31 PM
 
2012-05-30 07:57:37 PM
Why don't they just take away his trampoline?
 
2012-05-30 08:04:45 PM
Bet he was trained by a cat

Bullshiat.
Any adult cat that's not morbidly obese makes that jump on the first attempt, silently.
 
2012-05-30 08:07:57 PM

pk: Same redhead sleeps with a camel..
Link


I've blocked that YouTube channel as a result of your spamming. Hope it was yours.
 
2012-05-30 08:16:52 PM

Nezorf: Who the hell names their dog cantaloupe?


The same person who hasn't nipped that activity in the bud.
 
2012-05-30 09:02:06 PM

SweetSilverBlues: No. Trained by a ferret.

Ferrets are master thieves.


Agrees:
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2012-05-30 09:50:47 PM
Omigod, lady, SHUT THE GODDAMN DOOR to your study!
 
2012-05-30 11:06:29 PM
wow, first the fake treasue chest, now this? what is this, copy reddit day?
 
2012-05-30 11:45:53 PM

SweetSilverBlues: No. Trained by a ferret.

They are small, furry kender.



Whoa, a Dragonlance reference right out of the gate.

I remember reading my first Dragonlance book about 20 years ago. When I first came across the word Kender, I immediately thought "hey, that's backward for rednek." Dunno why.

/stool brory co
 
2012-05-31 01:51:24 AM

SweetSilverBlues: No. Trained by a ferret.

Ferrets are master thieves.

They are small, furry kender.


Marc Singer agrees.
 
2012-05-31 02:07:25 AM
I'd be worried about that expensive monitor getting knocked to the floor.
 
2012-05-31 03:12:40 AM
Quick trip to the store for some good old fashioned mouse traps and the problem would be solved within a couple jumps on the table.
 
2012-05-31 03:56:07 AM

pk: Same redhead sleeps with a camel..
Link


Go on....
 
2012-05-31 09:08:44 AM

TheMega: Quick trip to the store for some good old fashioned mouse traps and the problem would be solved within a couple jumps on the table.


pup was checking footing LONG before they hopped up... seems likely that someone was using traps at some point.
 
2012-05-31 10:30:36 AM
That video was pretty damn funny.
 
2012-05-31 03:18:43 PM
Are all dogs so bad at jumping on things? Most cats would have done that in exactly one jump.
 
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