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(Chron)   Drunk pregnant mom arrested after leaving baby in car to get piercing   (blog.chron.com ) divider line
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2012-05-30 10:47:04 AM  
Snowflakes having snowflakes.
 
2012-05-30 10:47:43 AM  
When I got my daughters' ears pierced, we took her out of the car. It worked better that way. YMMV.
 
2012-05-30 11:13:07 AM  
article forgot to include a pic of the mom

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2012-05-30 11:37:51 AM  
So the baby got pierced in the car?
 
2012-05-30 12:13:34 PM  
Wow...there is so much here...I just...

*explodes*
 
2012-05-30 12:14:18 PM  

Evenbiggerknickers: article forgot to include a pic of the mom

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Oh seriously...I feel sick. Then again, that's about what I expected.
 
2012-05-30 01:14:10 PM  
People are getting their cars pierced now? We are so doomed.
 
2012-05-30 01:14:39 PM  

Wangiss: When I got my daughters' ears pierced, we took her out of the car. It worked better that way. YMMV.


Glad someone else read it that way...
 
2012-05-30 01:15:27 PM  

SnarfVader: So the baby got pierced in the car?


That's the way I took it.
 
2012-05-30 01:15:42 PM  
A piercing in north Houston? Man, that's gotta hurt.
 
2012-05-30 01:15:44 PM  
Britney Spears is pregnant again?
 
2012-05-30 01:16:09 PM  

Evenbiggerknickers: article forgot to include a pic of the mom

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thedirtypush.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com

I thought Roseanne was growing macadamia nuts in Hawaii.
 
2012-05-30 01:17:18 PM  
Does any one else ever see headlines like these and think "It has to be my hometown" only to find it isn't? One day Yucca Valley, California will be in the article and I will be redeemed!
 
2012-05-30 01:19:29 PM  
what's her fark handle?
 
2012-05-30 01:24:54 PM  

Gyrfalcon: People are getting their cars pierced now? We are so doomed.



I'm pretty sure this is not how guardrails are supposed to work

Trifecta in play?
 
2012-05-30 01:25:52 PM  
Well, part of me suspects her baby is a result of her being pierced in the car, so why not.
 
2012-05-30 01:28:59 PM  

schattenteufel: Britney Spears is pregnant again?


Oops!


(I always thought a funny video for "Oops! I Did It Again" would show her being carted around on a gurney by clinic employees to get yet another abortion.)

(But maybe that's just me.)
 
2012-05-30 01:30:27 PM  
mandatory licensing to breed, fail the test, get sterilized

/it is time
 
2012-05-30 01:31:03 PM  
Beer cures diaper rash. The power of beer.
 
2012-05-30 01:33:42 PM  
They might as well wipe the kid's backside with dollar bills.

Thanks taxpayers!
 
2012-05-30 01:36:36 PM  

Evenbiggerknickers: article forgot to include a pic of the mom

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Wow. Is she single?
 
2012-05-30 01:38:38 PM  

toraque: Well, part of me suspects her baby is a result of her being pierced in the car, so why not.


Pierced or popped?
 
2012-05-30 01:39:17 PM  
She was expressing her individuality, successfully.
 
2012-05-30 01:43:03 PM  
img29.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-30 01:46:09 PM  
Ahh, Wisconsin...

*clicks article

OH, Houston. Carry on.
 
2012-05-30 02:02:09 PM  
She gave birth in the car before going to get the piercing?
 
2012-05-30 02:02:29 PM  
At least her baby was safe from the damaging sound of jackhammers.

/obscure?
 
2012-05-30 02:14:04 PM  

Smeglor: At least her baby was safe from the damaging sound of jackhammers.

/obscure?


Yes very. This must be an inside joke that nobody has ever been aware of.
 
2012-05-30 02:21:46 PM  

probesport: Smeglor: At least her baby was safe from the damaging sound of jackhammers.

/obscure?

Yes very. This must be an inside joke that nobody has ever been aware of.


Old newspaper clip. A lady was complaining about the sound of jackhammers threatening her unborn baby, but the picture of her in the article showed the pregnant lady smoking.
 
2012-05-30 02:33:39 PM  
does she technically qualify as pregnant if she left the baby in the car?
/did she eat the placenta, or was she going for that fried egg look in the back seat?
 
2012-05-30 02:38:36 PM  
Some Random Fat Guy

probesport: Smeglor: At least her baby was safe from the damaging sound of jackhammers.

/obscure?

Yes very. This must be an inside joke that nobody has ever been aware of.

Old newspaper clip. A lady was complaining about the sound of jackhammers threatening her unborn baby, but the picture of her in the article showed the pregnant lady smoking.


You should join the Sarcasm Club. That would be great. We would love to have you.
 
2012-05-30 02:45:11 PM  
Do we have an award for most confusing/most poorly-worded headline?
 
2012-05-30 03:06:10 PM  

Resident Muslim: Do we have an award for most confusing/most poorly-worded headline?


Yeah, it's called a "greenlight."
 
2012-05-30 03:07:18 PM  

busy chillin': Some Random Fat Guy

probesport: Smeglor: At least her baby was safe from the damaging sound of jackhammers.

/obscure?

Yes very. This must be an inside joke that nobody has ever been aware of.

Old newspaper clip. A lady was complaining about the sound of jackhammers threatening her unborn baby, but the picture of her in the article showed the pregnant lady smoking.

You should join the Sarcasm Club. That would be great. We would love to have you.


The what-a-what now?

/sarcasm meter needs sum adjustin'
 
2012-05-30 03:15:04 PM  
I live in Houston and work at the hospital where she was taken. Fetal alcohol syndrome is such a problem here that Ben Taub offers a "medical study" with compensation that educates women of childbearing age who drink about birth control. We also see tons of kids born to gamete producers like these.
 
2012-05-30 03:16:47 PM  
Checks article to see if it wasn't my sister......

Nope . Surprised. How my nieces and nephews didn't turn into and experiment from Fukashima is beyond me. On a serious note. I can't wait to see how this snowflake is going to end up turning out to be like because you just KNOW that state is going to end up giving her back her kids one she "completes" a program" successfully. Afterwards, she'll just go right back to doing what she was doing when she got caught today and the cycle will be complete. I know. I lived it.
 
2012-05-30 03:36:04 PM  
I'm guessing these aren't the only unfortunate choices she's made during her life.
 
2012-05-30 03:42:48 PM  
Probably a labia piercing so she could tighten it up with some shoelaces.

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2012-05-30 04:09:46 PM  

Evenbiggerknickers: article forgot to include a pic of the mom

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Instead, they included a video.
 
2012-05-30 04:28:25 PM  
Awesome. We need more people like her procreating.
 
2012-05-30 04:28:56 PM  

Evenbiggerknickers: article forgot to include a pic of the mom

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Haha! Looks like my ex-wife.
 
2012-05-30 04:33:23 PM  
Drunk, pregnant, abandoned child... that has to be the White Trash Chick Trifecta.

Oh well, better live it up before your Fetal Alcohol Syndrome child murders you in a blind uncontrollable rage, I suppose.
 
2012-05-30 05:43:32 PM  
Hope the piercing was a lock on her Vag. and someone else has the key.
 
2012-05-30 05:54:14 PM  
www.click2houston.com

Police arrested a 20-year-old pregnant woman early Wednesday morning after getting a call from employees of a tattoo business.

Police said they found Stephanie Irene Santana passed out behind the wheel of her car in front of Dago's Tattoos along the North Freeway just before 3 a.m.

Santana wandered into the business asking for either a tattoo or piercing, investigators said. Police said employees feared she was too intoxicated, so they turned her away, but not before overhearing that Santana left her 1-year-daughter outside in the car by herself.

Detectives said employees followed Santana into the parking lot and called police. Police said officers found Santana passed out behind the wheel of her car. Beer bottles and Xanax pills were found in the car, along with the woman's child, police said. The child was not hurt.

Investigators said Santana failed a field sobriety test.

Police said Santana will face charges of driving while intoxicated, child endangerment and possession of a controlled substance.

Harris County court records show Santana was already on probation for theft charges at the time of her arrest.
 
2012-05-30 05:56:08 PM  

suburbanguy: Resident Muslim: Do we have an award for most confusing/most poorly-worded headline?

Yeah, it's called a "greenlight."


Bravo.
 
2012-05-30 06:04:32 PM  
You dont know me ..... I do what i want!!
 
2012-05-30 07:32:05 PM  

Evenbiggerknickers: article forgot to include a pic of the mom

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Check the video next time.
 
2012-05-30 07:41:43 PM  
Wow just wow! If an employee from Dago's kicks you out and calls the cops, you must be pretty low in society. Dago's is a trashy tattoo parlor that advertises "free" piercings to all women.

Drunk and 7 months pregnant, such a classy gal
 
2012-05-30 07:57:29 PM  
Learned this week why one of my students can't retain any information and rarely understands what she reads. She has FAS and an IQ in the borderline retarded range. Somehow she was exited from Special Ed in elementary school and has been in regular classes, passed along through four grade levels.

Put me in the "Fark mom AND dad with a rusty chainsaw" brigade.
 
2012-05-30 11:47:50 PM  

Smeglor: At least her baby was safe from the damaging sound of jackhammers.

/obscure?


not obscure.
 
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