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(Reuters)   *DOG WHISTLE* Mitt Romney releases his birth certificate. *DOG WHISTLE* No reason. *DOG WHISTLE* Why do you ask. *DOG WHISTLE*   (reuters.com ) divider line
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2012-05-30 09:55:10 AM  
well, it does prove that, like obama, his father wasn't born in the US.

interestingly, if romney wins, he'll be the first mexican-american president.
 
2012-05-30 09:58:57 AM  
I want to see the extra long form. Why won't Romney release anything about his past? What is he hiding?
 
2012-05-30 09:59:59 AM  

FlashHarry: well, it does prove that, like obama, his father wasn't born in the US.

interestingly, if romney wins, he'll be the first mexican-american president.


I think he's more of a robot-american.
 
2012-05-30 10:01:01 AM  

CygnusDarius: FlashHarry: well, it does prove that, like obama, his father wasn't born in the US.

interestingly, if romney wins, he'll be the first mexican-american president.

I think he's more of a robot-american.


He puts the "tin" in Latin American.
 
2012-05-30 10:01:19 AM  
WHY WON'T MITT ROMNEY RELEASE HIS ORIGINAL, LONG FORM BLUE PRINTS?
 
2012-05-30 10:01:21 AM  
The world has never known such evil.
 
2012-05-30 10:02:32 AM  

WhoIsWillo: WHY WON'T MITT ROMNEY RELEASE HIS ORIGINAL, LONG FORM BLUE PRINTS?


Because it shows many of his components were made in a factory in Taiwan
 
2012-05-30 10:03:48 AM  

Diogenes: CygnusDarius: FlashHarry: well, it does prove that, like obama, his father wasn't born in the US.

interestingly, if romney wins, he'll be the first mexican-american president.

I think he's more of a robot-american.

He puts the "tin" in Latin American.


Does that mean he's related to Bender?.
 
2012-05-30 10:07:46 AM  

FlashHarry: interestingly, if romney wins, he'll be the first mexican-american president.


Actually, that would be cool if he actually acknowledged that. Another barrier torn down. It would be cool to see a female POTUS soon as well. But i see no reason to believe Obama won't get a second term, so that will all have to wait.
 
2012-05-30 10:08:36 AM  

CygnusDarius: Diogenes: CygnusDarius: FlashHarry: well, it does prove that, like obama, his father wasn't born in the US.

interestingly, if romney wins, he'll be the first mexican-american president.

I think he's more of a robot-american.

He puts the "tin" in Latin American.

Does that mean he's related to Bender?.


I hope not. That might make me like him.
 
2012-05-30 10:10:00 AM  
I demand the long form birth certificate with original doctors signature and kung-fu grip!
 
2012-05-30 10:11:32 AM  
www.bitlogic.com
 
2012-05-30 10:11:43 AM  

CygnusDarius: Does that mean he's related to Bender?.


choosepp.net
 
2012-05-30 10:12:00 AM  
GET JOE ARPAIO ON THE CASE!
 
2012-05-30 10:12:08 AM  
/Right wing rhetoric missing here.
 
2012-05-30 10:14:14 AM  
Dad born in Mexico. I guess that makes Mitt..
encrypted-tbn1.google.com
 
2012-05-30 10:14:35 AM  
Someone load that puppy into Illustrator and make a poorly-sourced YouTube video, stat!
 
2012-05-30 10:27:41 AM  

Ricardo Klement: [www.bitlogic.com image 521x549]


It's a fake. I can tell by the pixels and I've seen a few shops in my time. Also, what's with "void" being stamped up the sides. Why won't he release his real BC?
 
2012-05-30 10:36:40 AM  
We should seriously start a Romney birther conspiracy. I mean, do we have his father's birth certificate? How do we know that George Romney was actually a citizen? And this certificate doesn't prove anything for Willard. He could've been born in Mexico and just gotten the cert later. It doesn't even say what hospital he was born in or have a doctor's signature, this thing is a crock. How do we know that Lenore spent the requisite time in the US after her 14th birthday? Et cetera, et cetera....
 
2012-05-30 10:39:35 AM  

incendi: We should seriously start a Romney birther conspiracy. I mean, do we have his father's birth certificate? How do we know that George Romney was actually a citizen? And this certificate doesn't prove anything for Willard. He could've been born in Mexico and just gotten the cert later. It doesn't even say what hospital he was born in or have a doctor's signature, this thing is a crock. How do we know that Lenore spent the requisite time in the US after her 14th birthday? Et cetera, et cetera....


How do we know that Mitt Romney isn't a robot?

Why will Mitt Romney not let us push 10,000 volts of electricity through his body to prove he is not a robot?
 
2012-05-30 10:41:14 AM  

WhoIsWillo: How do we know that Mitt Romney isn't a robot?

Why will Mitt Romney not let us push 10,000 volts of electricity through his body to prove he is not a robot?


Ok, I like your idea better.
 
2012-05-30 10:41:38 AM  
USURPER!
 
2012-05-30 10:52:33 AM  
I've seen a lot of birth certificates in my day, and I can tell by the pixels...
 
2012-05-30 10:53:22 AM  
From the ridiculous to the sublime

/[facepalm.jpg]
 
2012-05-30 10:53:58 AM  

incendi: WhoIsWillo: How do we know that Mitt Romney isn't a robot?

Why will Mitt Romney not let us push 10,000 volts of electricity through his body to prove he is not a robot?

Ok, I like your idea better.


Yeah, but if he IS a robot, you've just given him super powers.
 
2012-05-30 10:55:30 AM  

incendi: Ok, I like your idea better.


I've been seriously considering putting together an "Concerned Americans Against Android, Robot, and Dalek Candidates Super PAC"
 
2012-05-30 10:56:14 AM  

Aarontology: Yeah, but if he IS a robot, you've just given him super powers.


Which is why we will have an EMP pulse emitter standing by during this test, just to be sure.
 
2012-05-30 11:01:16 AM  

WhoIsWillo: Aarontology: Yeah, but if he IS a robot, you've just given him super powers.

Which is why we will have an EMP pulse emitter standing by during this test, just to be sure.


You'd have to screen him for nanites to make sure he hasn't taken control of the EMP emitter. Because if you end up with a super powered Romney bot with an EMP gun, then not even the Avengers can save us.
 
2012-05-30 11:03:07 AM  

Aarontology: You'd have to screen him for nanites to make sure he hasn't taken control of the EMP emitter. Because if you end up with a super powered Romney bot with an EMP gun, then not even the Avengers can save us.


In this case, we would inject Barack Obama with the Super Soldier serum and expose him to high levels of gamma radiation.
 
2012-05-30 11:04:51 AM  

incendi: We should seriously start a Romney birther conspiracy. I mean, do we have his father's birth certificate? How do we know that George Romney was actually a citizen? And this certificate doesn't prove anything for Willard. He could've been born in Mexico and just gotten the cert later. It doesn't even say what hospital he was born in or have a doctor's signature, this thing is a crock. How do we know that Lenore spent the requisite time in the US after her 14th birthday? Et cetera, et cetera....


Bill Maher wants to see Mitt Romney's long-form marriage certificate(s).

I mean, I have no reason to think that Mitt Romney has five wives. I guess I can take him at his word. But why hasn't he come forward and proven that he isn't married to five, or maybe seven, different women? I'm just asking questions.
 
2012-05-30 11:09:10 AM  

WhoIsWillo: incendi: Ok, I like your idea better.

I've been seriously considering putting together an "Concerned Americans Against Android, Robot, and Dalek Candidates Super PAC"


but you are OK with Cylons?
 
2012-05-30 11:17:28 AM  

ManateeGag: WhoIsWillo: incendi: Ok, I like your idea better.

I've been seriously considering putting together an "Concerned Americans Against Android, Robot, and Dalek Candidates Super PAC"

but you are OK with Cylons?


Boomer please.
 
2012-05-30 11:24:29 AM  
It's clearly fake. Note the word "void" on the sides. Also, between Lenore and Lafount exists too long of a space. Also, where's the bottom of the certificate? The elk and moose on the state seal should be the same color, but the one on the right is lighter. And why was the certificate filed 5 days after Mittens' birth? What was George Romney trying to hide?

/amidoingitrite?
 
2012-05-30 11:28:02 AM  
*Sarah McLachlan sings In the arms of the angels*


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2012-05-30 11:37:02 AM  
What took him so long? Obama released his over a year ago.
 
2012-05-30 11:44:53 AM  
So Mittens is an anchor baby?
 
2012-05-30 11:44:57 AM  
Wher long from birf curtifcat, Rmoney. wher?
 
2012-05-30 11:46:19 AM  
In many ways, they appear to echo today's complaints that Trump and some other conservative "birthers" have made about Obama while questioning whether Obama

Except of course, you know, Obama was actually born in Hawaii, told the truth about it all along, the Republican State Health Secretary of Hawaii declared Obama's BC valid and Obama released two forms to prove it so people would STFU, while George Romney was a full of shiat liar. But yeah, totally echoing the complaints about Obama.
 
2012-05-30 11:46:29 AM  
Sure he released this birth certificate but is that an emoticon showing a a face sticking his tongue out like this :P in one part of it? Is the national birf certfiket guy from really trying to defraud us? I don't know if this is the case. I'm just asking questions!
 
2012-05-30 11:47:03 AM  
I am sure people will be questioning it with the same zeal as the black guy's.
 
2012-05-30 11:47:58 AM  
I think I see some shifty pixels, better send in the cold case posse.
 
2012-05-30 11:48:18 AM  
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-05-30 11:48:43 AM  
Heh... All this "Birther" bullshiat is going to blow up in the GOP's face.
 
2012-05-30 11:49:03 AM  
Thought he was born in Mexico??? Start the controversy.
 
2012-05-30 11:49:04 AM  
His mom was 36?
 
2012-05-30 11:50:49 AM  
I could be remembering this incorrectly, but wasn't one of the controversy's over President Obama's birth certificate was that is said "Certificate of Live Birth" like Romney's does?
 
2012-05-30 11:50:54 AM  
I see no baby footprints on that version of the birth certificate. Isn't that what the birthers are asking for? The little souvenir birth certificate with the baby footprints that folks used to be given before it all got uploaded electronically?

Was this the version of the birth certificate the Romney kept in their family baby keepsake album, or the one which the State of Michigan sent out this year?

If it is the one the State of Michigan sent out this year............. is it possible that Romney is not trying to hit on Obama, but is trying to stand in solidarity with him against Arpaio's antics, just in case the Arpaioans come after him next?

(Remember, y'all, the birthers got on Romney's ass earlier for being another John McCain and not going the full birther route, guns ablazing; even if Romney wants and needs their vote, hopefully that was proof there are some lines even he won't cross?)
 
2012-05-30 11:51:50 AM  
We need to get Joe Arpaio on this pronto. We can't allow another foreign national to try to turn Amurca into a socialist shiathole.
 
2012-05-30 11:52:06 AM  
I hate Romney, but the faux outrage he released it is stupid.

One of the standard responses to Birthers is "Why don't they make the other guy release his birth certificate if it's so damn important." It only makes sense to release it.
 
2012-05-30 11:52:54 AM  
Of course, one of the anti-birther comments by Obama supporters has been snide variations of "when will Romney (or Trump, or Gingrich) release his birth certificate?" A few folks tried to make it a meme back in January or so, but it fell apart pretty quickly.
 
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